[Comprehensive] Master is as beautiful as a picture

The author has something to say: I laughed so hard (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) That’s how big a vendetta the mirror wants to slander the image of the celestial being of the master ~ typo bacteria, stay away from me, My old eyes are dizzy and cross-eyed. Qin Jing opened his eyes wide and stared at Zi Yin in a daze. The hand holding the small bag slowly dropped, and his heart seemed to be hit by something. There was a slight pain, which only increased a little. Angry, a mist rose in front of his eyes, he jumped off the bed and looked straight at Ziyin: "Tell me, who am I dating!"

"You have to think about it yourself!" Ziyin froze with cold eyes, and walked away with a shake of his sleeves.

Qin Jing was the only one left in the room. She might have been mad with anger, clenched her hands stubbornly, and thought through clenched teeth, then threw the small bag in her hand out of the room together with Bingpo's blood marrow: "I'm not wrong, Why do I have to think about it, you old bastard, come back and speak clearly, you say who doesn't know self-love!"

Bingpo's blood marrow was thrown out of the house, but there was no sound of falling on the ground, but a fairy in white clothes stepped into the house, with a smile on her face and her small bag in her hand, the fairy said solemnly: "This old bastard scolded you!" It's really good, I don't know if it's Zi Yin's bad luck from several lifetimes of cultivation, to provoke such a savage apprentice like you."

Qin Jing recalled the incident of Xunhua pretending to be her father yesterday, so he couldn't get angry. He was already so angry that his eyes were staring at him, and this and Xunhua's appearance made it even worse.She approached Xunhua, wanting to take the small bag in his hand, but Xunhua held up the small bag to prevent her from touching it.

She gritted her teeth and glanced at him resentfully, then leapt forward and snatched back what was in his hand.

Xun Hua didn't even disdain this piece of Bingpo's blood marrow, because it was useless to him, and he only held it to amuse her.

The weather in September, the wind should have been somewhat warm, but there was a gust of cool wind, which instantly chilled the surroundings. Qin Jing's face was gloomy, and he took a few steps back, picked up the cup on the table and threw it at Xunhua. , and roared: "I forgot to settle the account with you yesterday, but you are lucky to come by yourself."

Xunhua walked away calmly, seeing the fragments on the ground and shaking his head: "Little mirror, I did it as a stopgap measure, you can't blame me. It was that old bastard who provoked you, so you took your anger out on me."

"What do you call me, I know you very well? Get out of here, you are not allowed to call me Shizun old bastard, only I can call..." Qin Jing picked up the cup next to him again, trying to smash it at Xun Hua At that time, he was called to stop him, intending to make sense of it: "Don't smash it, it's someone else's property, be good, put it down."

But how could Qin Jing listen to him, so he threw another cup forward in his hand, a perfect white arc was very beautiful, and he heard another roar: "Be good, my mother can afford it!"

Xunhua sideways dodged again, feeling remorse in his heart so he couldn't think about it, so he wanted to come and have a look at her, she is really a prodigal woman, and she is a savage at the same time.It's almost double ten and she hasn't married yet, so there really is a reason.

Xunhua found Ziyin, intending to sue and complain, thinking that if he couldn't cure her, her master must be able to.

"Your apprentice must have taken the wrong medicine today. She scolded you as an old bastard, but you don't care about her. In time, she will definitely climb on top of you..." Xunhua was a little angry, and after talking for a long time, Ziyin was nowhere to be seen. When there was a reaction, he turned his head in surprise, looked left and right at Ziyin, if he used to be able to speak righteously, he would go to preach.

Zi Yin turned her cold eyes, raised her sword eyebrows, and said very calmly: "That's my business, don't worry about asking Hua."

Xunhua was speechless for a moment, and wiped his sweat secretly. The master and apprentice are probably sick, and they have to take medicine quickly!

"I'm here to remind you, don't use too much affection, or you will regret it later." When he left, he suddenly turned his head and said to Ziyin, his voice was not loud, showing helplessness.

The most powerful thing about this Xunhua is not swordsmanship, Taoism, or the art of thousands of faces, but divination and marriage. If he is bored on weekdays, he will transform into a warlock and walk in the streets and alleys to count the world's fortune. Fate, but one calculation is accurate, and there is never a miss.

Ziyin was stunned, why did he use the word "too deep"?Her dark eyes were dark, and the light in her eyes flashed away. She only had the friendship of master and apprentice to Xiaojing, and it was because... she had half the blood of the Murong family in her body, that's all, and the one she admired was also Tu Su...

Qin Jing didn't go to talk to Ziyin all day, but he was attentive to help Xiao Er greet the guests. Serving tea and water is also an interesting job, and he can also listen to interesting things at the moment. There are many people in the teahouse, so he must be able to find out interesting things There are also many things.

In the corner of the teahouse, something is being discussed.

A man dressed as a person from the rivers and lakes jumped up at the table: "Have you heard that Master Yunxuan from Taihang Mountain is in love with his female apprentice?"

"I heard that the female apprentice was brought up from a young age." Another man sitting beside him took a sip of tea and continued.

The man who was drinking tea sat opposite him, turned the tea cup around, and said calmly: "Your news is not good enough, let me tell you something, my brother is cultivating immortals in Taihang Mountain, he told me that the female apprentice and children gave birth."

"That Master Yunzhen is not a person who cultivates immortals." The Jianghu man was puzzled.

The man who turned the teacup raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's not that monks who have entered Buddhism and eunuchs who have entered the palace are inhumane. They must still be able to marry wives and have children. Besides, it is not common for Taoists to find a double cultivator." Things."

Qin Jing eavesdropped on the side openly, and could understand the rest, but he was very puzzled by the word "shuangxiu".However, the plot of this story is very interesting. If it is made into a booklet of stories, it will surely sell well. The title of the book is tentatively set as: The master is old and disrespectful, and the apprentice is secretly married.

When the folk customs are opened up in the court, this kind of book should not be accidentally designated as a forbidden book. Although the name is too vulgar, the common people are also people with little education, so the title of the book must be very appropriate.

When she was dreaming, a mother-in-law stepped into the teahouse and walked up to her, and her old voice brought her back to reality.

"Girl, this is the sweet-scented osmanthus candy that Immortal Ziyin asked for. Can you pass it on for me?"

Qin Jingxiu frowned and stared at the two big baskets in her hand. Seeing that she was struggling to carry them, they must be heavy, so she kindly lifted the two big baskets on the table and asked, "The osmanthus candy yesterday was also given by my mother-in-law." of."

"Yes, the immortal told me that I would send some more today. I made two big baskets, but I don't know if it is enough. I didn't expect the immortal to like sweet-scented osmanthus so much. He gave me a lot of money."

Master loves sweet-scented osmanthus candies, why didn't she know, she held back her smile, and didn't want to explain that the sweet-scented osmanthus was actually for her, but she felt warm in her heart, and she spread her hands helplessly: "Yes, my master is very fond of it." I like to eat sweets, especially this sweet-scented osmanthus candy, and I often suffer from toothaches, which is really worrying."

Qin Jing's most capable thing was to speak nonsense in a serious manner, as if it was true, and even lamented in a serious manner.

"Ah... girl, that's really the case." The mother-in-law was surprised that this fairy could eat sweets without restraint until his teeth hurt. It was a deep hatred for his own teeth.