Xianjun is sick and lacks a demon

In the spring of the 16th year of Ankang, the Yanyi Army recruited troops to go north to resist the Qiangyan tribe.

Fengshu Yutou sent away the Xiaoyu family who were going to Jiangnan, and bid farewell to Huang Daxian who continued to beg for food and storyteller.The two came to the barracks, changed their names and put on fake beards, pretending to be two brothers from a poor family.Yu Tou's eldest brother is called Shi Gongchang (chang), and Feng Shu's younger brother is called Shi Zhichang.

The martial arts of the two easily broke through many tests, entered the Yanyi Army, and followed the team to march north.When the two came out of the barracks, they were just insignificant soldiers who could only follow the large army on foot.

"I'm so tired..." Feng Shu shuffled forward weakly, "I've never walked so much in my life."

"Keep your voice down." Yu Tou still walked away without blushing or panting, very calmly.

"I'm so weak...the voice is not low..." Feng Shu blinked his big watery eyes and looked at Yu Tou, his face full of grievances.

Feng Shu was really wronged.This road is not only long but also difficult to walk, with nine twists and eighteen bends, and it is over mountains and over ridges.Since he learned to control the sword 600 years ago, he has never walked so many roads, and it is still a detour!This is not the worst, the worst thing is the costumes of their soldiers of the Wild Goose Wing Army, the armor is as heavy and hard as a stone!Returning the geese's wings like this, if it can fly, it will be a ghost.

Feng Shu and Yu Tou have been walking for three days and three nights, not to mention that his monster body can't carry it, even if it's hard.The wild goose wing army next to him was not secretly complaining, and the general riding a horse would curse at him when he was shocked.Anyway, Feng Shu was often scolded.

Fengshu complained all the way from daytime to dark, from the south of the mountain to the north of the mountain, and it never stopped anyway.By the time we reached the foot of the mountain north, it was getting late.The general ordered everyone to stay and rest, and Feng Shu finally took a rest.

Yu Tou said: "You keep yelling all the way, and you are not thirsty, which is really amazing."

Feng Shu smiled and took off the water bottle at his waist and took a long gulp, "Who says I'm not thirsty, I'm dying of thirst. So what can I do if General Qiu doesn't let people walk to drink water?"

Yu Tou frowned and said, "This is a march to fight a war, so naturally you have to abide by the regulations of the barracks. You are acting like a fool..."

Feng Shu finished drinking the water, put his hands on his hips and said, "Isn't it impossible for me to beat [-] by myself? Why are you so serious! That Qiu Guzheng is so demanding, he can't beat this person, and he will still beat him when the time comes." Fighting? Maybe some people will be tortured to death before they arrive."

"Oh? It seems that you have a lot of opinions on me." At this moment, by coincidence, General Qiu appeared behind Feng Shu.The atmosphere instantly dropped to freezing point, Yu Tou closed his eyes and shook his head, hating iron for not being steel.

Feng Shu looked back at General Qiu with an awkward smile and said, "Don't dare."

"That's not what you meant just now." General Qiu looked at Feng Shu with a dark complexion, and suddenly showed a sly smile and said: "You are openly guilty, lazy and lazy, tonight you - have no food!"

"What? General, are you kidding me!" Feng Shu was stunned, having nothing to eat was worse than killing him!

"Do you think I'm joking?"

"picture."

"..." General Qiu walked away with a look of disgust, leaving Fengshu in a mess in the wind.

Three gongs and drums sounded, and the gang leader shouted: "Dinner is ready!"

Yu Tou followed the crowd to eat, and Feng Shu followed eagerly to watch, but Naqiu just stayed there and didn't leave.Looking at Feng Shu from a distance, Feng Shu hated his teeth itching, turned around and walked to the small tent where he and Yu Tou were stationed.

Feng Shu sat there angrily, picking up root vegetables and chewing, thinking in his heart: Qiu Guzhi, don't let me eat, and you don't want me to sleep!It's really troublesome to be a human, but it's more comfortable to be a demon.

Feng Shu thought about it and lay down, looking at the top of the dark tent, feeling melancholy, he had never experienced any hardships when he was a child, and now he can't afford to suffer even a little bit.It seems that after staying in Yu's family for a long time, it is too expensive to raise him, but Yu Tou was also pampered since he was a child, but he can be so firm.

Sure enough, the gap between humans and demons is so big... no, the gap between immortals and demons.

Feng Shu lay hungry, tired and sleepy, so he fell asleep.Smelling the aroma of food in the dream, I couldn't help wiping my mouth.Sniffing carefully again, the eyelashes trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes slightly, only to find that there was still dry food in front of the chicken legs!Feng Shu quickly opened his eyes wide, wiped them and found that this was not a dream.Looking up, Yu Tou was sitting beside him holding a bowl.

Yu Tou said, "General Qiu gave it."

Feng Shu asked doubtfully, "For you?"

"Here for you." Yu Tou put the bowl in front of Fengshu, "General Qiu is not a ruthless person, and it will be the end of our benevolence when we first come to the barracks. You can be content and stop gossiping in the future. If you leave Your legs are tired, come back and tell me."

Feng Shu had finished eating the chicken legs, but the chicken legs tasted weird.He didn't think much about it, so he started chewing dry food and said, "What's the use of talking to mud (you tell)?"

Yu Tou frowned and said, "Pinch your legs..."

Feng Shu was stunned holding the dry food: "Wow! Taro, when did the mud howl (well)?"

"Hurry up and eat! Go to bed after eating, and get up early tomorrow."

"Oh oh oh." Feng Shu gulped down the dry food and settled it quickly.He took out the kettle again and drank some water to moisten his throat.Then he said happily: "It's cool..."

Feng Shu was lying in the middle of this small tent, the space was originally small, so Yu Tou had no place to lie down, seeing this, Feng Shu moved to the side wittily.He happily patted the tunnel next to him, "Master~ are you coming?" After saying that, he even cast a wink.

"Have you lost your mind?" Yu Tou went in with a look of disgust, put down the curtain of the tent and lay down.Suddenly it was dark in the tent, Feng Shu felt that it was too dark and boring, so he took out hanging lanterns from his treasure bag.

The hanging lantern flowers naturally floated up and stood above the head, instantly illuminating the pitch-black tent.Fortunately, this small tent is made of a special material, which is extremely thick for fire and cold protection, and the light inside cannot be seen from the outside.Otherwise, when the group of soldiers found the faint blue light of the hanging lantern, they would have been frightened to death as a will-o'-the-wisp.

Feng Shu faces Yu Tou and looks at him with a smile.The wound on the corner of Yu Tou's eye has healed, only some scars are left on the corner of the eye, which cannot be seen carefully.But this vision is still somewhat affected, always a little blurry.However, Yu Tou practiced hard these days, and he was able to distinguish the offensive moves of others with his hearing.Feng Shu often sighed that Yu Tou's comprehension is indeed beyond the reach of ordinary people, and he is worthy of being a fairy.

For some reason, Feng Shu just liked to look into Yu Tou's eyes, as if he could see different things through his eyes.Feng Shu smiled and watched for a long time, Yu Tou couldn't help turning his head to look at him and asked, "Is there something dirty on my face or chicken legs, why are you staring at me for a long time!"

Feng Shu grinned and said, "Hey, it's not good to see how good you are!"

Yu Tou turned around again, turned his back to Feng Shu and said, "No way. Go to sleep quickly."

Feng Shu saw that he was ignoring him, but for some reason, he was extremely excited and couldn't sleep, it was very boring.Then she moved towards him and leaned against Yu Tou, "Yu Tou, I can't sleep."

"If you can't sleep, you close your eyes and count the dumplings."

"why?"

"Sleep in harmony."

Feng Shu lay on his back and closed his eyes, after a while he stuck to Yu Tou's body again and said, "Yu Tou can't do it."

"what happened again?"

"The more I count the dumplings, the hungrier I get..."

"You!" Yu Tou turned and looked at Feng Shu angrily, "Then what do you think you want to do now?"

Feng Shu smiled and said, "I don't know either."

"If you don't know, just close your eyes and don't talk."

Just as Yu Tou was about to turn around and carry him back, Feng Shu suddenly pulled him back with a sly smile, put one hand on Yu Tou's shoulder, and put his other hand on Yu Tou's chin and said, "Do you know why I think you look good?"

Yu Tou said indifferently, "Why?"

Feng Shu smiled and said intoxicated, "Because I have been deeply fascinated by your handsome appearance, and I can't extricate myself." Feng Shu stared at Yu Tou seriously, "I think I'm in love with you."

Yu Tou's face suddenly darkened, and he looked closely at Feng Shu.Seeing this, Feng Shu laughed suddenly: "Hahahahahahahahaha, I knew you would do this!"

Yu breathed out, "How old are you? Are you still a teaser?"

Feng Shu laughed and said, "It's more than 700 years old, keep it childish!"

"Then keep it up slowly, I'm asleep." Yu Tou turned around to sleep and ignored him.

Seeing that he was ignoring him again, Feng Shu also turned his back and slept with his eyes closed.But he just couldn't sleep, the words just now seemed to be imprinted in his mind like a ghost.

i think i'm in love with you...

Why does it keep echoing in my mind?

Feng Shu wondered over and over again, he just couldn't sleep, not only that sentence was in his mind, but also a lot of pictures with Yu Tou, what the hell is this? ? ?

Feng Shu pondered, wouldn't it be possible that he teased people and ruined his brain?

Yu Tou listened to his tossing and turning, and said in a low voice, "Are you Sichun? You can't sleep at night!"

When Fengshu heard about Sichun, he asked, "What is Sichun like?"

"Tossing and turning, I think about him when I close my eyes, and I want to see him when I open my eyes, and I find him in my dreams."

When Feng Shu heard it, it was almost like a dream.He was biting his fingers very anxiously. Could it be that he fell in love with it just by saying something casually?

No, no.He seemed to have a little bit of it before, as if he had dreamed about it.But why didn't he feel it before, Feng Shu bit his fingers and thought about the fast beating of his heart.It would be fine if he fell in love with Yu Tou, but when he became a fairy, he would really make the Six Realms laugh at him.The fox in the demon world fell in love with Shuang Jun in the fairy world, and it was a tragedy in the six realms!

The old face is important, so hurry up and think of a way.Feng Shu suddenly remembered that the owner of the countless taverns in Yaoshi City said that if Yao likes a person and takes a few more glances, he won't like it anymore.

He turned to look at Yu Tou, and found that his back was still facing him, Feng Shu pressed him down hard, and looked at him carefully.Yu Tou looked at him coldly and said, "What do you want to do?"

Feng Shu didn't answer, but stared at Yu Tou seriously with wide eyes.My eyes are sore from staring, but what is the reason for the redness on this face? ? ?The tavern owner is a liar!

Seeing that his face was flushed and his eyes were fixed on him, Yu Tou said slowly, "You won't..."

Feng Shu immediately said: "Nothing!"

And Yu Tou suddenly showed an expression of embarrassment and surprise on his face, and slowly looked at the place where Feng Shu was pressing on his abdomen.There seemed to be something slightly raised there, it was a wonderful feeling that was indescribable.Yu Tou's expression was very ugly, and he asked in surprise, "This...what's going on?"

Feng Shu also felt that change, he was so ashamed that he almost committed suicide, how could he know what was going on?Conscience, he really doesn't know what's going on?Could it be that he fell in love for a while and really missed spring?But it's no one's yearning for him now, he is short of doing great things here!

Yu Tou blushed and said again: "Are you... all right?"

Feng Shu's face turned even redder when he pressed against Yu Tou, how could he be fine?He has a big deal!How come you can't control it like others have taken the toon medicine?

wait?Toon medicine!Feng Shu suddenly thought of Chun Yao, and when he thought of the weird taste of the chicken leg that he ate at night, he endured the discomfort and hurriedly asked, "Who made the chicken leg at night?"

"You mean the chicken drumsticks with fennel?"

"Fennel?!" Feng Shu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. For the fox clan, fennel is a toon medicine!Feng Shusheng yelled: "It's nothing to do with fennel chicken drumsticks!!! Spicy, braised, and steamed are better than fennel!"

Hearing Feng Shu's roar in the middle of the night in the tent next door, he said impatiently: "It's late at night, what are you shouting about! Tomorrow will still be fennel!"

Feng Shu wanted to cry without tears, so he rolled over from Yu Tou and sat down, staring at the barrier, and whispered aggrievedly: "Fennel is equivalent to toon medicine to us fox demons..."

After seeing the situation clearly, Yu sat up and asked, "Then what should I do?"

Feng Shu said helplessly: "It seems that only Yu Jian can go to Yanjing Hualou to find a girl..."

Before Feng Shu finished speaking, Yu Tou threw him down and held him down.I only heard Yu Tou say two words extremely fiercely: "No way!"

The author has something to say: Xianque Small Theater:

Tavern owner (￣▽￣)／: What a monster!If you like someone, look at them a few more times, and you won't like them anymore.

Sweet Potato@[email protected]: That's it. (Leave before listening to the words)

Tavern owner (￣▽￣)／: I fell in love with it!