Xianjun is sick and lacks a demon

Seeing that it was the twelfth lunar month, the snow kept falling during this time, and the snow in the yard was deep, so Yu Tou stopped practicing sword.On weekdays, he followed Fengshu to learn Taoism and memorized formulas.

Feng Shu squatted in Yu Tou's room, lying on the recliner and feeling the warmth of the stove next to him.A few crystal clear snowflakes floated onto the screen window outside, Feng Shu said: "Staying in the house every day is so boring..."

Yu Tou sat on the recliner and quietly studied the spells drawn by Feng Shu, and only after a long time did he reply: "Then what do you want to do?"

"I want to go out." Feng Shu turned over and was lying down looking at the roof, "I want to feel the essence of heaven and earth."

Yu Tou put away the talisman, looked down at him and said, "You can pull it down! Yesterday I heard Zisu say that you are tired of the food at home, I think you want to go out to eat fresh."

Feng Shu got up with bright eyes and said, "You know this!"

"Nonsense. Have you eaten seriously these days?"

"Take me out?" Feng Shu looked at Yu Tou pitifully, "You see I'm penniless..."

Yu Tou rolled his eyes and said: "Penniless? The silver taels my parents gave you are still short? Who often sneaks out to eat out in the middle of the night?"

"You know this too?"

"You think I do? Every time you change clothes, there is a smell of wine and vegetables. Bai Zhi said it several times."

Feng Shu slandered, this Bai Zhi didn't learn well at such a young age, she knew how to tell people behind her back.

"What are you thinking? Anyway, I won't give you money." Yu Tou folded his hands and walked outside, looking at the heavy snow.

Feng Shu lay on the couch and sighed: "Hey - I can't live through the days, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, and I have to teach people spells every day. I'm so tired... I don't want to poison me by throwing out some vegetables when I have nothing to do. alive..."

"Keep shouting, I'm going to the temple fair." Yu Tou walked out quickly, Feng Shu put on his shoes and chased after hearing this.

Fengshu said, "What temple fair? Is there anything to eat?"

"You just know how to eat. What else do you know besides eating?" Yu Tou gave him a disgusted look, "You went to my mother's place yesterday and just patronized and ate! You don't listen to anything."

Feng Shu grinned and said: "It's not that your mother cooks so deliciously, so I naturally put in a little bit of food."

Yu Tou sneered and left the mansion.The two walked for a while, and Feng Shu found that this was the way to the White Mansion, so he asked, "What are you going to the White Mansion for?"

"It's boring with you."

"I'm bored? Yu Tou, you've been talking more and more poisonous recently."

"My pleasure."

"That's right, as long as you are always happy. I know why no one likes to bicker with you, Young Master Yu."

Yu Tou couldn't help asking, "Why?"

"Talk to you a few more words and you will be pissed to death, and you will quarrel with leisure?" Feng Shu clasped his fists and looked at Yu Tou.

Yu Tou gave him a blank look, after all, if he had an attack at the gate of the White Mansion, it would be a shame.Yu Tou went in and found Bai Jue's residence with ease.This Bai Mansion is different from the luxurious and spacious Yu Mansion. Although it is not big, it is extraordinarily elegant, with everything you need for flowers, birds, fish and insects.

Baizhang, the master of the White Mansion, was a vagabond in his early years. It can be said that he met one and fell in love with the other, and married nine wives one after another.Therefore, the Bai family has a prosperous population and many children.Fortunately, Bai Jue was born of the eldest lady, and he looks extraordinarily handsome, and his temperament is very similar to Bai Zhang.Naturally, Bai Zhang didn't like it very much, so Bai Jue followed Bai Zhang to the big and small gambling halls in Fireworks and Willow Lane since he was a child, so he learned the "style" of his father.People in the mansion often say that this eldest son really has the true biography of the master.

As soon as Yu Tou Fengshu entered Bai Jue's courtyard, he saw Bai Jue and Mo Shi standing together in festive bright red jackets, playing with the white-haired parrot hanging on the beam.

Bai Jue said, "Have you been deceived? This parrot can't speak at all!"

"I don't know." Mo Shi held a delicate stick dipped in feed and handed it to the bird, watching the bird carefully to answer.

Bai Jue said angrily: "If your family has money, you can't waste it like this! You can buy a dumb parrot for three hundred gold. When you buy it, you don't know whether he can speak or not!"

"Forgot." Mo Shi stood upright, still answering with a parrot.

Seeing his dumbfounded look, Bai Jue didn't get angry, so he sat down on the stool next to him and said, "You can play with the dumb bird slowly!" Bai Jue had just picked up the teacup to drink tea, when he looked up, he saw the dumb bird standing there. Over there Yu Tou Fengshu.

Yu Tou stepped forward with a smile and said, "It turns out that Brother Mo can only say a few more words when he is alone with you!"

Bai Jue said: "Unexpectedly, the dignified Young Master Yu would stand there and listen to the wall."

Yu Tou smiled and said, "I'm not in the mood to argue with you. My mother told me to go to the Anle Temple to pray for blessings today, and said that I will soon go to Laba to pray for omens."

"So?" Bai Jue put down his wine glass and stood up, "Come and pull me?"

"Yeah." Yu Tou looked at Mo Shi and said with a smile, "And brother Mo is also..."

"Okay, okay, let's go." Bai Jue grabbed Mo Shi who was obsessed with playing with parrots.Feng Shu had nothing to say, so he followed Yu Tou and the others out of the mansion to Anle Temple.

Anle Temple is located on the highest hill in Yanjing, with 330 stone steps up the mountain.Feng Shu originally thought that there would not be many people coming, but he didn't expect that when he got to the bottom of the hill, he saw a sea of ​​people on the steps above.Let alone go, this is completely crowded!

Bai Jue sighed: "There are so many people in the temple fair every year, I don't know when we will be able to enter Anle Temple."

Yu Tou glanced at Fengshu, Fengshu understood immediately.The two brought Bai Jue Mo Shi to the camphor forest at the foot of the mountain.Seeing no one around, Yu Tou said, "I'll draw this time!"

Feng Shu stretched out his hand and slapped Yu Tou on the head and said, "You have no paper or pen and are going to draw blood! You are not afraid of ghosts, but I am!" After finishing speaking, Yu Tou neatly bit his index finger and drew on the ground. teleportation array.

Bai Jue and Mo Shi were very surprised, Mo Shi's expression was quite normal, Bai Jue widened his eyes in surprise and said, "What is this for?"

Yu Tou said: "He knows Taoism, this painting is a teleportation array that can directly send us to the Anle Temple on the top of the mountain."

"Wow! Is it so miraculous?" Bai Jue squatted down to look carefully at the Fengshu painting array, his eyes full of admiration.

After finishing drawing the formation, Feng Shu clapped his hands and smiled, "Okay! Come in!"

Bai Jue hurriedly jumped in, Mo Shi frowned and walked in, and Yu Tou also followed.The four of them quickly came to Anle Temple with the teleportation array.

Feng Shu deliberately chose to land in a secluded place, but it was a coincidence that the four of them just appeared out of thin air, and Zhang Qingshan hurried out on the opposite side, clutching his nipple tightly.

When Zhang Qingshan saw these four people, he stopped instantly.Rubbing his eyes quickly, he realized that he was really not dazzled.Frightened: "How did you come out of thin air?"

Feng Shu smiled awkwardly, "You're blind. We've been here all along."

Zhang Qingshan yelled: "You fart! I clearly saw you coming out of nowhere!" Zhang Qingshan's yelling made the urge to urinate even tighter, and Feng Shu and the others ran to the latrine regardless of how they felt.

The four of them saw that he was anxious to urinate and went to the latrine, so they could take this opportunity to leave, so as not to get entangled with this guy.Unexpectedly, Zhang Qingshan ran too fast and didn't pay attention to his feet. It happened that there was a raised stone brick there, and Zhang Qingshan tripped and fell heavily on the ground.

The four of them turned their heads and saw that this piece of Qingshan had fallen to pieces again.And his bright red pants were just exposed, and "water" slowly seeped from the crotch of the pants.What kind of water is that? It's clearly urine!Zhang Qingshan not only fell down and ate shit, but also peed all over his pants.The four of them watched this scene, and they couldn't help laughing when they thought of how this evil Zhang Qingshan would end up like this.

Feng Shu laughed the most, he laughed loudly and said: "Hahahaha! Mr. Zhang not only has bad eyesight, but also walks badly on this road. Even this... pee can't hold back. Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Yu Toubaijue laughed out loud at his words, Mo Shi's ice-berg face couldn't hold back anymore, and the corners of his mouth were raised slightly.But Zhang Qingshan on the ground was ashamed at the moment, he wished he could skin and cramp these four people on the spot, tearing their corpses into tens of thousands of pieces.

Zhang Qingshan was in so much pain that he couldn't get up, and when he thought of the four people who peed on his pants and smiled, he was even more aggrieved and angry, and shouted: "Get out! Laugh at your mother! One day I will kill you and feed them to the dogs!"

Zhang Qingshan was really annoying when he spoke, and the smiles of the four disappeared instantly.The head of Feng Shu walked up to Zhang Qingshan, kicked Zhang Qingshan's face, and said with piercing eyes: "Is it too late?" Feng Shu kicked Zhang Qingshan's face hard, and blood came out of Zhang Qingshan's teeth , still stammering and cursing Feng Shu.

"You...you're going to die... son of a bitch... bastard..."

"Say it again!" Feng Shu's eyes had a faint golden light that was different from ordinary people, and Yu Tou could tell that he had murderous intentions when he saw it.Stepped forward and grabbed Feng Shu and said: "You can't kill it, it's not good to get your hands dirty."

After listening to Feng Shu, restrain his anger.He naturally understood that this person could not be killed, anyway, this person was also the son of a big family in Yanjing, killing him would not cause trouble for Yu Tou's family.After thinking for a while, he kicked Zhang Qingshan a few times angrily, stood aside and said coldly: "I will spare your life, and if you do it again next time, you will never be forgiven lightly!"

Yu Tou said: "Please Mr. Zhang, please pay attention to your speech and behavior in the future, don't be like a rascal in the market, it makes people disgusting."

Bai Jue smiled and said, "Okay, okay. Calm down, aren't we here to pray? Don't waste time here."

Yu Tou said, "That's right. Let's go."

Feng Shu kicked Zhang Qingshan again, and the four walked towards the temple hall.This piece of Qing Shan lying on the ground, staring fiercely at the figures of the four people going away.With a grim face, he clasped his hands on the ground to scratch the bloodstains.He read in his mouth: "You...wait..."

The four came to the temple lobby, where the old abbot was sitting behind the incense table, holding beads and chanting scriptures devoutly.Yu Tou, Bai Jue, Mo Shi and the three respectfully folded their hands together and bowed.Kneeling on the futon again, lit three sticks of incense and prayed for blessings.He also took the prayer talisman on the incense table by himself.Feng Shu is a demon, so naturally he would not kneel down to this god and Buddha.

Feng Shu folded his hands in front of him and looked at the shining golden Tathagata Buddha with a smile, thinking: Thousands of gods and Buddhas gain the faith of all living beings, but the demons make all living beings fear, why is this so.It's funny to think about it, but I, a monster, want to practice this magic technique to protect the reincarnation of this immortal.Back then, he was also...

"Several nobles are so pious, can it count as a trigram?" Suddenly the old abbot asked, interrupting Feng Shu's thoughts.

Feng Shu looked familiar to the old abbot... Wait?Isn't this the old monk who was the upper body of Baihua Xianjun when Yu Tou was born that year!

No wonder they are called nobles, these three are all well-known young masters in Yanjing, this old monk is very knowledgeable about current affairs!

Bai Jue was very happy, so he asked, "How does the abbot count? Is it bamboo sticks or copper coins?"

The old host smiled kindly: "Benefactor Bai, the old monk's eyes are more powerful than those around him."

"Oh?" Bai Jue asked curiously.

The old abbot stared at Bai Jue's face carefully for a while and said with a smile, "Benefactor Bai has the face of a gentleman. He looks courteous on the outside and is kind and generous on the inside. But..."

"But what?"

"But the benefactor Bai ordered to bring duckweed, and there is a scene of wandering."

Bai Jue laughed and said, "Thank you, old abbot, for making calculations. I have the idea of ​​traveling around the world, but I'm afraid I won't be wandering outside." Bai Jue looked at Mo Shi, "Do you want to make a calculation?"

"No need." Mo Shi shook his head and walked out.Bai Jue followed with a smile.

Feng Shu thought it was quite interesting, and what the old monk said didn't make sense.Although Feng Shu didn't practice hexagrams very much, he knew that his face could more or less reveal some fate.But as for whether it is accurate or not, it depends on the Taoism.

Feng Shu stood in front of the old abbot with a smile and said, "Abbot also show me, what is my fate?"

The old abbot looked at it for a long time, winked and winked again, and finally said slowly: "Benefactor, I don't see anything about your face...but..."

"But what?"

"You seem to have the fate of a real dragon." The old abbot said very strictly.

Feng Shu was overjoyed when he heard it, how could he get the fate of a real dragon on a fox!If people in the demon world heard this, they would still laugh out loud.After hearing this, Yu Tou suppressed a smile and said: "The old abbot said auspiciously, Yu Tou has something to do when he gets home, so he won't stay any longer. Take your leave."

The old host smiled and said, "Well, good. Donor Yu, be careful on the road."

After leaving the lobby, Bai Jue Mo Shi was waiting for the two of them outside.Feng Shu laughed loudly, and said to Yu Tou, "Hahaha, this monk is really interesting!"

Yu Tou also laughed and said: "Last year, this old monk used copper coins for fortune-telling, but this year he looks at his facial features. Every year it is said that Brother Bai is going to be lonely and wandering, and I have never seen Brother Bai so miserable."

Bai Jue smiled wryly and said, "How did I offend him? Every year I say my fate, and I won't come next year. Bad luck!"

Yu Tou said with a smile, "Don't! What if I change my life next year?"

"Fuck you!" Bai Jue made a gesture to hit Yu Tou, but Yu Tou hid behind Feng Shu.The four of them looked at the scenery down the mountain on the mountain, and found that there was nothing to see except the vast expanse of whiteness.There were a lot of people in the temple, and it was not easy to draw a formation in Sichuan, so the four of them had to squeeze down the mountain in the crowd.

On the other side, Zhang Qingshan suffered great grievances, and he neither burned incense nor prayed for blessings when he was found by his servants.He was carried home early by his servants.Back in Zhang's mansion in Beicheng, Mr. Zhang was discussing important matters with his relatives and several officials at home. Zhang Qingshan had nothing to say, so he closed the door and threw things in the room.

In the evening, Zhang Jiyuan, the master of the Zhang family, came to visit his good son. When Zhang Qingshan saw his father coming, he hurriedly opened the door and burst into tears.

After crying for a while, he howled: "Father! The Yu family really bullies people too much! That miscellaneous Yu Tou and his school boy have repeatedly bullied and insulted me! Father! If you don't care about it, your son will be bullied to death by them !"

Zhang Jiyuan also hated the Yu family deeply, and said angrily, "Don't cry, my son! Daddy just discussed a big matter with your second uncle, third uncle, Zhu Taishi, Li Shangshu, and if it comes to fruition! Our Zhang family is this smoke The largest merchant in the capital!"

"Then what about their Yu family?"

Looking at the white snow scene outside, Zhang Jiyuan sneered, "The Yu family? There will be no such family by then!"

Zhang Qingshan looked at Zhang Jiyuan in surprise, Zhang Jiyuan patted Zhang Qingshan's head kindly and said, "Son, it's useless to cry when you are wronged. If you want revenge, you need to rely on your brain..."

The author has something to say: If I say that I will be tortured later, will the little angel not want me?_(:з」∠)_

Let's be bitter first, then sweet, bitter for a while, then sweet.