The whole process of turning a goddess into a boy ticket

Xie Jiayan has been in a state of excitement since she read the latest Weibo of her goddess.Reposting dozens of them in one breath didn't count, it seemed that it wasn't enough, so I switched to the trumpet account and retweeted countless, before I put down my phone with unsatisfied satisfaction.

I want everyone to know that the forwarding of the goddess has been contracted by me!

Switching back to the tuba, there were already dozens of comments, most of which were mocking him for his idiotic appearance.Xie Jiayan knew that they had no malicious intentions, after all, everyone who followed him knew that he was a fan of Lin Jiang.

Cosplayer Ah Lin became the Two-dimensional goddess in Xie Jiayan's heart four years ago, and instantly became a fan of Xie Jiayan, who was still a passer-by at the time, and knelt down and sang conquering every minute.

Fuck!This face!This chest!This leg!Goddess, why did you come out of Two-dimensional and become hot!

After clicking into this person's Weibo, Xie Jiayan turned on the rape mode, and the more he watched, the more fascinated he became.Ah Lin's Weibo posts are few, Xie Jiayan finished flipping through it in less than an hour, and the whole person has become a brain-dead fan, immediately set a special attention for Ah Lin, and ran to every Weibo to kneel and lick some.

Xie Jiayan is good at drawing, and he still had a lot to say, so he drew a small ♂yellow♂ picture to express the surging love ♂ in his heart, using Ah Lin as the prototype.

In the painting, Ah Lin is wearing a sailor suit, with one corner of her clothes turned up, revealing her slender and white waist, her hands are tied to the head of the bed by a belt, her legs are also arranged in an M shape, her pink lips are slightly parted, and her eyes are full of spring.Xie Jiayan painted this picture with enthusiasm, and with his name on it, he could send it to be used as a DVD cover.

Some of his fans saw it, and immediately posted it. Not long after, Xie Jiayan also became famous in Ah Lin's fan circle, gaining a lot of fans, and those who had fans of his paintings also came to tease him There are many people who hate this person.His online name is a Xiami, and he likes to draw some shy pictures, so many people call him Mimi Da.Even other cosplayers have heard of him, and every time they mention Ah Lin, they will say:

"She seems to have a fan who takes her to draw a letter number eight."

Xie Jiayan's trumpet is full of three-dimensional friends.Sure enough, not long after, Ding Pengfei, the third son in the lower bunk, yelled in dissatisfaction, stretched out his foot and kicked off the bed board forcefully: "Ah Yan, why are you swiping the screen again!"

Xie Jiayan was well versed in how to gag the other person's mouth, so he got up and grabbed a handful of lollipops from the head of the bed and threw them under the bed, "Take it and eat it!"

"It's not too bad." Ding Pengfei grunted, smashed the candy in his mouth, and went to brush the shoe information again.

Xie Jiayan fell on the bed, looking at the poster of the goddess he had pasted on the roof, his heart surged.

Ah Lin never participated in offline activities, did not participate in comic exhibitions, did not participate in interviews, did not accept advertisements, and did not give out tutorials. Except for the members of the Pineapple Club, no one has ever seen Ah Lin alive.Compared with other cosers, it is simply the flower of the high mountain at an altitude of 8000 meters.

But such a cold and mysterious goddess is coming to participate in their city's comic exhibition in October!This is the first time the big girl gets on the sedan chair.It's only the beginning of July now, and there are still more than two months before October [-]st, hey.

I waited for all the flowers.

But when the time comes, we will be able to see the living and fragrant goddess, Xie Jiayan thought hehehe, and then took out his mobile phone to watch the promotional video. The tenth anniversary of the establishment of Pineapple Club has produced a lot of coser merchandise to thank the fans, not only the individual members of the club /All cosplay collections, as well as large posters for cosplayers, can be signed on the day of the [-]th comic exhibition, limited to [-] copies.

Next is the introduction of the cosplayer from Pineapple Club that day. The BGM for Ah Lin deserves to be waited for a thousand years, and Xie Jiayan's heartfelt voice was sung.

The water of the West Lake is my tears, after a thousand years of waiting, I can finally meet the goddess face to face.

What was left was the introduction of some venues and other activities. Xie Jiayan turned off the video and found that this Weibo had been forwarded more than 5000 times in less than half an hour.

Why are there so many rivals in love!

It’s almost time to turn off the lights, and Zhong Cheng and Su Weicai in the dormitory have returned to their nests. The eldest Zhong Cheng and the fourth eldest Su Wei are both top students in the class. .The scum A Xie Jiayan and the scum B Ding Pengfei were able to fly every exam, thanks to the contribution of these two great Buddhas.

"My lords, you are back." Xie Jiayan heard the movement, turned over and got out of bed, and each of them handed over a bag of wet tissues, "It's hot, take it to wipe your sweat."

"Xie Jiayan, look at how cowardly you are." Ding Pengfei spoke Northeast dialect, and his hands were unambiguous, and passed two candies over, "Eat candy, eat candy."

Xie Jiayan was deeply shocked by Ding Pengfei's shameless way of borrowing flowers to present Buddha and saying one thing and doing another without shame.

Su Wei's face was not good, and she reluctantly took it with a smile, but Zhong Cheng waved his hand and refused, saying that his girlfriend was still waiting downstairs.

Ding Pengfei stuffed the sugar into Zhong Cheng's hand: "Then give it to my sister-in-law!"

Zhong Cheng smiled embarrassingly, his dark face was flushed, so he had no choice but to thank him and went downstairs.

Su Wei sucked on the candy, saw Zhong Cheng close the door, chewed the candy in his mouth, sat on the chair beside him, and crossed his legs.He slurred his speech and said: "There is nothing to be courteous about, so tell me, what do you want to do?"

"Cough... next week the big thing will have an exam..." Xie Jiayan and Ding Pengfei said in unison, "Give us some important points!"

Su Wei clicked her tongue, "Call me Dad."

"father!"

Rolling his eyes, Su Wei hooked his fingers at them impatiently, "My dear, bring the book here."

"twitter!"

Su Wei is worthy of being a real scholar with a lot of knowledge in his belly, he flipped the pages and folded the corners. After Xie Jiayan felt dazzled for a while, he and Ding Pengfei had an extra thick textbook in their hands. Su Wei stretched out Waist, turned out his book and handed it over: "Take it. I still have notes in my book, and you can copy it yourself later."

Ding Pengfei, a 1.8-meter strong man, turned red at the corners of his eyes when he heard this: "My good brother, I have something to tell you!"

Xie Jiayan covered his chest and murmured: "The little man has nothing to repay..."

Su Wei: "There's still a basin of unwashed socks under my bed."

Ding & Xie:? ?It's so windy I can't hear you

Zhong Cheng came back after a while: "Yingying asked me to bring you a message. There will be classes in the first and second quarters tomorrow morning, so go to bed early tonight."

Yingying is Zhong Cheng's girlfriend and the monitor of their class.

"Class? What class?" Xie Jiayan wondered after hearing this, "Isn't the old man in the hospital?"

"I said I found someone to make up for the two lessons last week. Stop playing and go to bed early." After Zhong Cheng finished speaking, he climbed into bed. Su Wei hadn't spoken since Zhong Cheng came back, and returned I stayed in bed by myself.

Xie Jiayan and Ding Pengfei came out to wash up. Ding Pengfei brushed his teeth, glanced at the bedroom not far away with the door closed, sneaked up to Xie Jiayan, and whispered: "Do you think the boss and the fourth child have quarreled?"

Each dormitory has its own small group. Xie Jiayan and Ding Pengfei have a good time with each other. Zhong Cheng and Su Wei have been studying together since freshman year, and they are inseparable every day. However, after Zhong Cheng got a girlfriend, Su Wei changed. became a person.

Even if they are friends in a dormitory, the relationship can be divided into close and distant. Xie Jiayan doesn't hate Su Wei, and treats him as his brother.For a while, seeing him on the order, he wanted him to join the two of them to play together, but Xie Jiayan couldn't be as unscrupulous to Su Weiyuan as he was to Ding Pengfei, and said whatever he wanted.It doesn't matter to Su Wei, she shuttles between the library and the cafeteria and dormitory by herself every day, and goes to work in the rest of the time.It's just that Zhong Cheng seemed to have quarreled with Yingying in the past few days, so he ran back to find Su Wei again.

Xie Jiayan nodded with deep emotion: "I think so, but let's leave it alone."

Ding Pengfei glared at him: "You white-eyed wolf, how much does the boss and the fourth help us every time. Are you still brothers?"

Xie Jiayan spat out the froth in his mouth with a bitter face: "The fourth brother has big ideas, so there is nothing wrong with the two of us, don't be a disservice."

He is quite self-aware.

Ding Pengfei was also silent after hearing this, Xie Jiayan patted each other's shoulder after washing up: "We've lived together for so long, it's fine."

When Xie Jiayan woke up, he felt his right eye twitch heavily.Until he sat down in the classroom, his right eye kept jumping.

Seeing Xie Jiayan's slump, Ding Pengfei pinched his fingers and looked like a Tianqiao fortune teller: "The left eye is for money, and the right eye is for disaster. Something bad will happen to you today."

Xie Jiayan yawned and ignored him.They sit in a row at the back of the classroom so that they can sleep easily.Someone divided up the classrooms in the university.The first three rows are the learning area, the middle is the game area, and the rear is naturally the VIP sleepy area and the dating area.He straightened up and glanced at the wall clock. It was almost eight o'clock, but the teacher hadn't arrived yet.

As soon as he thought about it, he saw the door of the classroom pushed open, and a tall and thin man walked in.

Seeing that person, Xie Jiayan got stuck in the middle of the second yawn, opened his mouth wide, and stared straight at the person on the podium, like a mentally retarded person.

Ding Pengfei on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped Xie Jiayan hard on the back, "What are you doing!", Xie Jiayan was startled, and opened his mouth and let out a "burp!"

The hiccup was so loud that everyone in the two classes turned their heads to look at Xie Jiayan, and burst into laughter. Even Lin Yu, who was adjusting the ppt on the podium, couldn't help but look up and saw the astonished face .

Lin Yu was taken aback for a moment, then the corners of his mouth curled up with interest.

oops.

Lin Yu wrote his name on the blackboard. His handwriting was as beautiful as his own.His voice was cold, "My name is Lin Yu, Shuangmulin, Li Yu's Yu. Professor Zhang is hospitalized, and the school arranged for me to make up two classes." He clicked the mouse lightly, and several percentages appeared on the projection screen "These are about the final grades, 20.00 percent for attendance, 60.00 percent for class answers, [-] percent for labs, and [-] percent for test scores."

"So I will roll the roll before the two classes, and I hope everyone will cooperate with me."

"Good teacher!" The girls in the class agreed the fastest.

Lin Yu smiled, and cut the ppt to the lecture notes: "Then let's start class now."

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Lin Yu went through all the knowledge he had learned before with example questions. He spoke at a moderate speed, and he was very familiar with the knowledge points of each question, so he could do it at his fingertips.The exam was about to come, Ding Pengfei listened attentively to Lin Yu's class, his hands were not idle, and he took notes quickly.After a while, it was time for recess, and Ding Pengfei was still a little unsatisfied, "Why so fast?" He put down his pen and stretched, and whispered to Xie Jiayan, "I think this teacher Lin speaks much better than the old man. He is also very good-looking, but his forehead Why was there a gauze on that piece and was beaten?"

After hearing this, Xie Jiayan fell on the table with a sad face and did not answer Ding Pengfei's words.I just feel that there is nothing to love.

It's over, I'm going to fail the exam.

My life is over.