Fortune telling?Super accurate!
Chapter 33
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Wen Heng smiled and said: "Qi Daoyou is humble, you are very strong." He looked at the heavy sword under his feet, it was very big and heavy.Unlike the slender swords of Shao Ning and the others, this sword has a wide and thick blade. Even if the blade is not enlarged, two or three people can easily stand on it.
Qi Sheng scratched his head with a smile: "This is an epee, isn't it rare?" Wen Heng nodded: "It's really rare." But it's not unheard of. Generally, monks who use epee have amazing arm strength.When Shao Ning brought his disciples to practice sword moves, he also thought about letting Wen Heng learn some of them.At that time, Shao Ning said that Wen Heng was particularly suitable for practicing epee moves, but it was a pity that old Wen Heng was too lazy to practice swords, Shao Ning rolled his eyes angrily, but there was nothing he could do about him.
Later, when he was in the Qing Dynasty, he saw some disciples practicing epee, and the epee was taller than them behind their backs.Wen Heng saw with his own eyes a thin young disciple who was overwhelmed by the sword when he carried two epees on his back, which further strengthened his idea of not practicing swords.If Lao Shao wants to punish him and add some spiritual treasures to his sword, wouldn't he have to carry a tortoise shell every day?quit.
The lethality of the heavy sword is astonishing when it dances. Let’s put it this way, if two sword cultivators who are also in the Nascent Soul stage face off, and their cultivation levels are similar, the one with the heavy sword will be shot, and the one with the ordinary spirit sword will be shot. fly.That's it!
Qi Sheng laughed: "This sword hasn't seen blood for decades, and now it's out of the sheath to go to Jiuxiao City to control the sword. Hey... I have fallen too." The tone was quite sad, and Wen Heng couldn't help asking : "The guards around Nine Clouds City are all sword cultivators, why didn't fellow Daoist Qi join them?"
Qi Sheng laughed: "Everyone has their own aspirations. If you don't like those twists and turns, you'd better be happy now." Well, it seems to make sense.
Just as he was talking, three streamers of light flew over from the sky, Wen Heng took a closer look and was amused, isn't this Bian Qi and the others?Bian Qi was also happy when she saw Wen Heng: "It's you? You're back?! Good luck!" But when Bian Qi saw Qi Sheng next to Wen Heng, his face suddenly became embarrassed, and he hesitated: "Captain Qi, it turned out to be you..."
Qi Sheng greeted the team leader Sword Immortal generously: "Isn't this Team Yan? Long time no see." It seemed that he was still an acquaintance, Qi Sheng was still polite to the team leader on Bian Qi's side, but Team Leader Yan was not so polite.He raised his head arrogantly: "It's you, I think it's someone flying over the mountains of our Nine Heavens Realm." Qi Sheng said indifferently: "I'm a sword cultivator, why can't I control my sword?"
Leader Yan snorted: "If I were you, I would have thrown this stupid iron under my feet into the sea of chaos. I don't have the face to guard the sword." It doesn't matter if you look down on me, but you can't look down on epee." Yan Hao's complexion sank, and he smiled mockingly: "I won't talk to you. Let's go." The first sentence was to Qi Sheng, and the second sentence was to him The two sword fairies behind him spoke.
Yan Hao wanted to turn around and leave, but when he turned around, he said to Wen Heng: "I'll give you a piece of advice, stay away from him, don't think he's a good person, you won't even know if you get hurt by him." Without turning back, Bian Qi and the sword fairy next to him bowed their hands to Qi Sheng in embarrassment: "Qi team, goodbye."
The three swords flew away, Qi Sheng clenched his fists and stood on the epee.Wen Heng asked softly: "Fellow Daoist Qi, do you know them?" Qi Sheng turned his head and forced a smile, "Yes."
For the rest of the trip, Qi Sheng was very silent, and Wen Heng didn't ask too many questions.When he was about to reach Nine Clouds City, Qi Sheng said: "The situation in the 31st Chongtian was turbulent. At that time, in order to seek peace, we came down from the upper realm. Yan Hao was one of them. But after we arrived at Nine Clouds City, our ideas diverged. He became the guardian sword fairy under the rule of the water god, and I took the others to the deep mountains."
It turned out to be a story of old friends parting ways, which is quite sad.Wen Heng feels that if there is anything in this world that can be regarded as a regret, it must be that the friends who used to talk about everything turned out to be strangers in the end.
It seems that everyone has their own story, and most of the time they are just passers-by in the lives of those around them.Standing on the heavy sword, Lao Wen took out an osmanthus cake and gnawed it. He even handed Qi Sheng a bag. Qi Sheng was absent-minded, and he ate the oiled paper bag while walking.It took a while for Qi Sheng to react: "Hey? What is this? It's delicious."
While speaking, the Drunken Immortal Tower was in sight.Qi Sheng put Wen Heng at the gate of Zuixianlou: "Your Daoist Wen lives here? It's really nice here! If we come to Nine Clouds City next time, we will definitely come to see you." Wen Heng smiled and cupped his hands: "That's okay, Fellow Daoist Qi Go get busy if you have something to do." As for the next time Qi Sheng and the others come over, whether he will still be here or not is unknown.
Wen Heng and Qi Sheng looked up at the sky of Jiuxiao City at the same time. There were many barriers in the sky of Jiuxiao City. When they reached the Zuixian Tower, they could see thick dark clouds in the sky, and the air was still filled with the smell of burning.Qi Sheng put his hand on his eyebrows and looked: "Oh, the burn is not serious." Wen Heng nodded, yes, the burn is indeed not serious.This is why Wen Heng still has the guts to go back to Zuixianlou.
The three things he said have already been fulfilled, and the Fengshen's matter is probably about to be fulfilled. The immortals who ruled the world were cuckolded, their caves were burned, and their families died... There is no time to talk to him.Wen Heng felt that he could still enjoy himself for a while, and he should go to Mr. Li or the water god to exchange for a letter of recommendation to go to the upper realm after he came back.However, Mr. Li is in seclusion, and the house of the water god is flying around, so Wen Heng still doesn't want to join in the fun.
Qi Sheng flew up, Wen Heng waited for his figure to disappear and walked towards Zuixian Tower with a begging stick.The fat shopkeeper of Zuixianlou heard the movement and ran over in a hurry, the flesh on his face was almost thrown out by him: "Xiao Wen! You are back, where have you been all this time?! We It was so hard to find you!" Wen Heng smiled and cupped his hands: "Shopkeeper, there is a reason for what happened."
The fat shopkeeper knew about Wen Heng's offending the world-holding immortals for a long time. The fat shopkeeper originally thought that Wen Heng would be captured by the sword fairies in a few days, and he would be rubbed flat by the immortals.Thinking of Wen Heng's end, the fat shopkeeper was still sad and sad for a few days, and even missed a bowl of rice.
Two days before Wen Heng's disappearance, the Water God, Yuan De, and De Wen came to Zuixian Tower every day with uneasy expressions.What are you here for?Come to ask for someone!Wen Heng poked such a big basket and wanted to run away?If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple!
The fat shopkeeper sighed and breathed for two days, thinking that Wen Heng was about to die.As a result, on the third day, things took a turn for the better. The fat shopkeeper still clearly remembered that it was a sunny morning, and the water god had just got off the Luan carriage.Just now I had time to ask: "Have you found the little boy with the crow's mouth?" Then he saw several sword lights rushing towards him: "Lord Water God!! Your mansion is on fire!!"
If it wasn't for the fact that the water god's mansion was heavily guarded and the color of the flame lit by the spiritual fire of sanity was unusual, the fat shopkeeper would have thought that the fire was set by Wen Heng.
From that day on, the Water God never came to Zuixian Tower again, but Immortal Dewen and Immortal Yuande came every day.Dewen is coveting old Wen's beauty, and Yuande is here to discuss with Wen Heng.
The fat shopkeeper wiped the sweat from his head, and he grabbed Wen Heng: "Stop talking, I'll be waiting for you!" Wen Heng was taken aback: "Who is waiting for me?" The fat shopkeeper dragged Wen Heng Walking forward: "It's De Wen and Yuan De, the two immortals. Since you left, they have come every day!" Wen Heng pondered for a moment. Two legs, one person bet with him and failed to win his crow's mouth.
Just as he was talking, Dewen and Yuande came from the corridor, Wen Heng thought that these two people were asking questions.Unexpectedly, both of them were smiling, and De Wen cupped his hands to Wen Heng: "Little Wen Wen, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" The stick is pulled over.Of course, if he really smoked, it would not be so easy for Devin to recover this time.
Yuan De enthusiastically cupped his hands at Wen Heng: "Friend Wen, I have been waiting for you for a long time, you are back!" Wen Heng secretly asked the fat shopkeeper: "What are these two doing?" The fat shopkeeper smiled: " Xianjun is waiting for you, so you can talk to them. Let's talk later when you finish talking."
Then he couldn't help but push Wen Heng towards the two immortals. Wen Heng felt that the fat shopkeeper's expression was like that of a procuress in a brothel, and he was the poor little Jiaohua who couldn't resist being pushed towards the benefactor.But there shouldn't be such a small flower in the world that he doesn't understand the scenery and can eat it, right?Looking at his body, the word "Jiaohua" was almost tarnished.
It was still the luxurious room from last time, and the decoration in the room hadn't changed at all.If there were any changes, this time the waiter in the red clothes disappeared, and Wen Heng also sat in the front position from the standing mural.Yuan De and De Wen sat beside Wen Heng, one on the left and the other on the right, but Wen Heng felt uncomfortable.
Looking to the left, Devon stared at him with a squinting face.Look again, Yuan De, who is as round as a flea, is smiling flatteringly: "Friend Wen, you are welcome, you can order what you want to eat." Holding the simple and simple recipe in Wen Heng's hand, no matter what, he feels that these two immortals resemble each other. It is the weasel who pays New Year greetings to the chicken.
Wen Heng closed the menu: "Is there anything the two immortals are looking for Wen Heng?" If you have something to say, let's make it clear. Wen Heng is the worst at twisting and turning. He is not smart in the first place. Inside the trap, I don't know how long it will take to climb out.The two immortals looked at each other and smiled even more brilliantly: "It's nothing, can't I come to you if I have nothing to do? Or is there anything that Daoist Wen can do?"
Wen Heng thought for a while and said seriously: "Yes, I am the second child of Zuixianlou. I have been away for a long time, and I need to go to work." At the time, I didn't remember that he was the second child, but now I remember him as the second child?The fat shopkeeper didn't dare to speak. If he dared to speak, he would have scolded Wen Heng like a dog.
As soon as Wen Heng stood up, the two immortals grabbed him from left to right: "Fellow Daoist Wen, don't rush away, let's talk!" "Yes, little Wen Wen, why are you in a hurry?" The lump fell to the ground again, and he looked at Dewen Xianjun seriously: "Xianjun, I saw that your Yintang is black and there is a bloody disaster today, so pay more attention."
As soon as the words fell, Xianjun Dewen's face froze, and he withdrew his hand resentfully: "Hey, little Wenwen is really... puzzled." Wen Heng's head was full of question marks, the last time Xianjun Dewen saw him When I was young, I still had a bit of the reservedness of a fairy king, why did the reservedness fly away this time?
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While talking, Peng Shaotang led a group of mistresses to knock on the door of the room: "The food is served for the immortals." Peng Shaotang had a subtle expression when he saw Wen Heng, what should I say?Wen Heng felt like he had eaten sour oranges from Xuantianzong, his whole face was wrinkled.After the dishes came, the two immortals stood up to pick up some dishes for Wen Heng without using Xiaoerbu dishes: "Try the broiled phoenix liver here, fellow Daoist Wen."
Hearing this recipe, Wen Heng was immediately horrified: "Phoenix liver? Dragon section??" To be honest, he also has demon cultivator friends in the lower realm, among them are monks from the dragon and phoenix clans. Is it phoenix liver and dragon section? ?Wen Heng couldn't help thinking of his dragon and phoenix friends, thinking of the magnificent big phoenix Fengyuan turning into phoenix liver in a bowl, and the stable Dragon Lord ink-sealed into a white meat, Wen Heng's hairs stood on end.He even started to think wildly in his mind, his Taoist companion Lian Wushang is Qinglian who is the first ray of life incarnation in the world, Wushang won't turn into sweet and sour lotus root slices, right?
Xianjun Yuande quickly explained: "This phoenix liver is not eaten with the real phoenix family. It is a kind of spiritual bird. It grows up drinking spiritual springs and eating spiritual fruits. Its liver is plump and tender, and it is worth tasting. Try. As for this dragon segment, it is a spirit snake. You can eat it with confidence, Daoist Wen." Only then did Wen Heng put his heart in his stomach, and he cupped his hands at the two immortals: "Thank you two immortals!"
If you don't eat the food delivered to your door, you don't want to eat it for nothing. Besides, Wen Heng has never tasted the cooking skills of the God of Cooking from the upper world!After taking a bite, it was really delicious, but it was similar to the dishes of his industry Feixianlou.
Between the cups and cups, Yuan De began to say: "Young Daoyou Wen ascended from the lower world? I don't know which small world it is?" Wen Heng replied: "The world of imperial spirits." Dewen was also talking: "I don't know who Wen Daoyou studied under? Inspired by the way of heaven No one can match it!" Wen Heng said calmly: "There is no one to guide me, I just figured it out myself."
Yuande and Dewen exchanged glances, and then continued to serve Wen Heng with food.These two people still wanted to pour wine for Wen Heng, but Wen Heng's position was very firm: "Two immortals, Mr. Wen is not strong enough to drink, and the quality of wine is not good, so let's forget about this wine?" The two immortals were particularly enthusiastic: "Come on. Well, you're welcome, have a drink!"
Then... Then Wen Heng didn't remember anything.He is broken!
When he woke up the next day, Wen Heng had a severe headache and got up in a trance, only to see the fat shopkeeper with a disheveled face and Peng Shaotang with a bruised nose and a swollen face standing beside his bed.Wen Heng stood up unsteadily: "I... what's wrong with me?"
The fat shopkeeper sighed: "Xiao Wen, your wine is really not good..." Wen Heng's expression froze: "Did I do something bad?" He wouldn't do anything wrong when he was drunk Did you make a mistake?Wen Heng's lingering drunkenness flew away, and he was relieved after touching himself a few times and finding nothing unusual.
Peng Shaotang said quietly: "Don't touch it, you're fine, there's nothing wrong with it. It's the two immortals who are in trouble..." Wen Heng's originally relaxed expression suddenly changed, he thought of another possibility, just listened to He asked sadly: "I...did I get drunk and take away their innocence?" Peng Shaotang shook his head: "That's not true." Wen Heng asked sadly again: "Did I sit on their ass and kill them? Peng Shaotang shook his head again: "No."
Wen Heng completely relaxed: "Then it's all right." The fat shopkeeper finally couldn't hold back and roared in a low voice: "You don't remember at all?! How can you forget so completely?!"
Wen Heng was even more suspicious: "What did I do? You said it." Peng Shaotang sighed: "After you got drunk, the two immortals wanted to invite you to their mansion for a long talk. Don't you Ken."
Wen Heng's eyes blurred immediately after drinking a glass of water and wine. Yuan De and Dewen asked a few questions tentatively, and found that Wen Heng was very honest when he was drunk.These two people are very happy, they want to coax Wen Heng to go to their mansion.Wen Heng's ability to spy on heaven's secrets is too strong, if he can be recruited, it will definitely make them more powerful than other immortals.Thinking of this, the two immortals became even happier. Cultivators kept their promises. Even if Wen Heng is drunk, as long as he nods, he must keep the promise even if he wakes up.
There was once a fairy who had a very beautiful Taoist companion, and his Taoist companion was favored by other people.This insidious villain asked the immortal out for a few drinks, and when the immortal was drunk, the immortal made an oath to send his Taoist companion out.After he sobered up, he regretted it too much, but his Taoist companion refused to forgive him no matter what.As tragic as it is, it really happened.
Some people even set up a trap to deceive the monks who have just ascended, and take away their spiritual treasures while they are drunk.It is not surprising that this kind of thing is still common until now.Therefore, the immortals in the upper realm would not easily let themselves get drunk in unfamiliar situations.
When Yuande and Dewen found out that Wen Heng was drunk, they immediately took out a golden contract, trying to coax Wen Heng into signing the contract and then become their staff.It's a pity that Wen Heng doesn't have alcohol when he's drunk. He shook his head firmly, and then slapped Yuan De's teeth down, and shouted: "The fleas have become fine!" Yuan De was knocked out by Wen Heng's slap After passing, the body rotated dozens of times before hitting the wall. Later, Peng Shaotang and the others took a long time to dig it out.
De Wen took advantage of Wen Heng's drunkenness to take advantage of the opportunity, and his hands groped Wen Heng's waist.In the end, Wen Heng pinched his hand... It was cruel, Xianjun Dewen's arm was twisted into a twisted shape by Wen Heng, and it was tied into a knot, which has not been untied until now.
The fat shopkeeper said to Wen Heng in great pain: "Xiao Wen, you have offended the two immortals so badly. It's not that our Zuixian Tower doesn't want to help you, it's really..." It's really that you have made too much of a basket Yes!I can't stand it anymore!
Wen Heng also understood the fat shopkeeper's situation, so he bowed to the fat shopkeeper: "Wen Heng knows, I have disturbed the shopkeeper during this time." Jun: "It's only their fault for bullying others too much. It's not your fault." What a young man Wen Heng is, he is down-to-earth and hard-working, and he is optimistic and gentle.The fat shopkeeper can tell at a glance that if such a talent can be cultivated properly in the Zuixian Tower, he will be able to support him in the future!
It's a pity that the fat shopkeeper's girder collapsed before it could be supported.
Suddenly, there was a commotion outside, and the fat shopkeeper's spiritual sense swept away and his face changed: "Xianjun and the others are here!" What else can they do this time?Let's find fault!The fat shopkeeper couldn't bear to look at Wen Heng: "Little Wen, run away from the back." Having said that, Wen Heng had already seen that Zuixianlou was surrounded by sword fairies, so he could escape ?
The water god's phoenix frame flew over with multicolored aura, and the phoenixes watched as they flapped their wings slowly, but the frame's speed was quite fast.After a few breaths, the ostriches stopped at the gate of Zuixianlou, but the water god didn't come out from the frame.But the voice of the water god came out: "Where is Wen Heng?"
The fat shopkeeper sighed: "Xiao Wen, you go, I will remember to burn incense for you during the New Year and holidays." Don't make trouble, okay?The relationship between the Netherworld and the Upper Realm is not good right now, so they don't accept souls from the Upper Realm, okay?Who do you offer incense to?
Wen Heng walked out with a begging stick. He stood in front of the frame and saluted: "Master Water God." The voice of Water God was a little hoarse: "You come up."
Wen Heng had no choice but to climb into the car. The frame of the Water God is huge, and it looks like an ordinary car on the outside, but after getting on it, you will see that the furnishings inside are extremely luxurious.Facing Wen Heng is an exquisite screen embroidered with a picture of carps playing in the water. Behind the screen, you can see an exquisite brocade step, and the water god is crooked on the brocade step.
"I thought you weren't coming back." Water God used this sentence as the opening remark, Wen Heng could only smile awkwardly, but in fact, his heart was already going astray wildly - Boss, it's hard for me to answer when you're like this !
"My cave is on fire." After Water God said the next words, Wen Heng couldn't hold back, he laughed out loud.If this was in the lower realms, he would have gloated and said that the water god deserved it for himself.But now that he is on someone else's territory, he should restrain himself a bit.
"Don't you want to say something?" The water god said this, Wen Heng thought for a while, and said without sincerity: "The cave can still be rebuilt after burning, sorry." The water god became excited: "You have counted it all, you obviously counted it It's here! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Wen Heng blinked and said innocently: "Lord Water God, although you are the ruler of the Nine Heavens Realm, I must say that you cannot tell nonsense with your eyes open. You touch your conscience, pat your chest and talk about it." , Didn't I remind you?" Wen Heng's words were like a needle, piercing the angry water god, and the water god was immediately discouraged.He said weakly: "Yes, you reminded me, you said that there is a spiritual fire in the cold pool, let me move."
But the water god thought that Wen Heng was talking nonsense and didn't take it seriously. After he returned, he used his spiritual sense to sweep the cold pool several times. What happened?As a result, the spiritual fire burned down his tens of thousands of years of cave abode right under his eyelids!Thinking of this water god makes him heartbroken, wishing he could go back and slap himself a few times!
"How did you calculate it?" After the water god asked this sentence, he said to himself, "In terms of sensing the way of heaven, I am the immortal king of the holding realm. Why can you sense things that you can’t sense?” Water God refused to accept, he stepped off the jin step, Water God’s figure was a bit bleak, presumably during this period of time, the cave was burned down, he couldn’t sleep or eat, and his whole person’s breath was decadent a bit.
After he walked around the screen, Wen Heng and him stared wide-eyed.Wen Heng couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. We can't blame Wen Heng, the main reason is that the current appearance of the water god doesn't fit his image.
When Wen Heng saw the water god for the first time, the water god was a gentle and slightly arrogant fairy. His clothes were like flowing water, and his temperament was like a gurgling brook. He perfectly interpreted the demeanor that the water god should have.The water god's complexion is now black, his hair was burned by the spiritual fire, and the long hair that was as smooth as flowing water is now exploded and tangled into a ball, even the spiritual energy can't be suppressed.The change of a person's hairstyle and skin color will change the whole person. The water god has changed from a gentle and respectful fairy to a disheveled beggar. The contrast is too great.But his clothes are still in good condition, so the contrast is even stronger!
Shui Shen was furious: "What's so ridiculous!" Wen Heng suppressed his smile and said solemnly: "I'm sorry, I won't laugh anymore." Unless I couldn't help it... Wen Heng pinched his thigh, and it was the effect of the pain. Suppress your smile.
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The water god said: "During this period, my cave was burned down, and the residences of several nearby immortals were also affected. You must have heard that what burned my cave was the Lisoul Spirit Fire that had already given birth to spiritual wisdom." The Lipo spirit fire was so powerful that the water god couldn't catch it in the cold pool, and even got his hair burned by it.The water god touched his hair and felt that his breath was not smooth, and his aura spun a few times: "Since you can figure out that the Lipo spirit fire burned my cave, you must also be able to figure out its weakness. I give you a task to catch Lipo Spirit fire."
Wen Heng blinked: "Is there any benefit?" The water god snorted coldly: "You still want benefits?! Just because you offended so many immortals, it is enough for you to go to Zhuxiantai several times!" Wen Heng sighed: " Be reasonable, Xianjun, I have not done anything bad."
The water god reminded Wen Heng: "Yesterday, you broke a tooth of Yuan De, and the doctor said that Yuan De's gums could not be repaired." Wen Heng was taken aback, yes, he was drunk and forgot about it.The water god continued to remind: "You twisted Dewen's arm into a twist and tied it into a knot, and Dewen is still crying in the cave...Don't tell me you have forgotten all of this."
Wen Heng touched his nose and said honestly: "When I woke up this morning, the shopkeeper had already told me. I'm sorry to the two immortals. I said that my wine quality is not good, and the two immortals insisted on letting me drink. "Wen Heng will release the devil in his heart when he is drunk!Everyone in the lower realm knew that he must not be allowed to drink alcohol, otherwise terrible things would happen.No, the immortals don't listen to the warning, are they out of luck?
"Hitting the fairy body of the fairy is a serious crime, enough for you to die several times. As long as you can help subdue the spirit fire, this account will be written off, what do you think?" Water God threatened and lured, Wen Heng could only agree: "I Try it. Shall I set off now?" The water god waved his hand: "There are a few immortals trying to subdue the spirit fire under the cold pool, wait for them to come up before you go."
Wen Heng responded, and he remembered one thing: "Lord Water God, can I still stay in Zuixianlou during this time?" Will he be put under house arrest by Water God?The Water God looked at Wen Heng with disdain: "Do you think I am a worthless person like Yuan De and the others? I don't care about you. You can go wherever you want during this time, but when my people come to pick you up, you must follow Go." Wen Heng curled his lips, isn't this just telling him to stay in Zuixian Tower obediently and not run around?
Wen Heng didn't ask who was going to pick him up, it was obvious that the water god was in a bad mood, so Wen Heng didn't want to touch this bad luck.He got off the Luan chariot of the water god, and the water god and the sword fairies retreated after a while.Wen Heng watched the hundreds of sword lights fleeing in all directions outside the city, and couldn't help complaining: "Aren't these people doing things? The water god called so many of them here just to catch me? … pit……"
You must know that Nine Clouds City is as big as the Yuling Realm in the lower realm. Before Wen Heng ascended, he had to fly around in the Yuling Realm with a light boat for a long time.Now, even though they have ascended, and the Sword Immortals have completed their sword intent, it will take a long time to fly from outside the city to the inside of the city. Isn't it time to come and go?Where should I go in my back garden?
Wen Heng shook his head and sighed as he walked towards the steps of the Zuixian Tower. The fat shopkeeper's eyes lit up: "Little Wen! You managed to get off the luan chariot of the water god! It's amazing! What did you say?" Wen Heng Heng said: "The Water God told me not to run around in Zuixianlou." The fat shopkeeper was stunned for a moment: "That's it?" Wen Heng added: "In a few days, the Water God will send someone to pick me up to help subdue the spirit fire. "
The fat shopkeeper immediately became happy: "Oh, there is such a good thing? Xiao Wen, you are really useful!" He happily ordered: "Go, go and tidy up one of the upper rooms, and let Wen Xianchang stay in. !"
A drop of sweat dripped from Wen Heng's head, and he quietly asked the waiter next to him: "What happened?" The waiter replied sternly: "During your absence, Nine Clouds City is very lively, and the spirit fire can't subdue the chaos everywhere." Suddenly, the caves of the immortal kings suffered disaster. At the beginning, the sword immortals from all walks of life tried to subdue the spirit fire, but they were defeated one after another."
At this time, this group of sword immortals with their eyes above the top thought of the benefits of Dharma cultivation, and the water god spread the word—looking for various Dharma practitioners to help subdue the spiritual fire.Upon hearing this news, the Dharma cultivators in Nine Clouds City became very excited. In front of the cold pool where the Water God's Mansion is located, Dharma cultivators lined up in a long line.Lisoul Spiritual Fire is a kind of fire bred in water. It has two characteristics of water and fire. The two attributes that should be mutually restrained have actually coexisted harmoniously in Lisoul Spiritual Fire.Wanting to subdue this kind of spiritual fire, the immortals of the Five Elements Spiritual Roots started to play tricks one after another and remembered their old profession.
As a result, as soon as those Faxiu got out of the cold pool, they were so cold that they rolled their eyes and floated on the water with their white bellies floating. Not to mention subduing the Lipo Spiritual Fire, they even fell down without seeing what the Lipo Spiritual Fire looked like.The little spiritual fire has stumped so many great figures, and the immortals of the Nine Heavens Realm are angry. They feel that their authority has been challenged!
So all of a sudden, the immortals took out their hidden secret weapons one after another—there will always be a few talented Dharma cultivators hidden in the market, right?Just like that, the celestial lords caught the dharma repair group they had chosen out of thousands and went down to the cold pond. It has been three or four days since they went there, and there is no news yet.
However, because of such a commotion, the status of the law cultivators in Nine Heavens City seems to have risen.Those Dharma cultivators who were recruited by the Immortal Monarch were walking like adrift. In the eyes of the Fat Shopkeeper, Wen Heng had already become one of the Dharma cultivators who were recruited by the Immortal Monarch.This is the first Dharma Xiu that has been favored by the Immortal of the Executing Realm since the completion of the Drunken Immortal Building in the Nine Heavens Realm. The fat shopkeeper decided to offer Wen Heng.Just because Wen Heng can get off the luan chariot of the water god smoothly, he must treat him well!
Who would have thought that Xiao Wen, who worked as a handyman in the Drunken Immortal Tower, would suddenly increase his worth by a thousand times, and now that the tide rises, all boats can only live in a VIP house?Who would have thought? !But Wen Heng felt that the Shangfang was not as good as the staff dormitory where he lived with Peng Shaotang before. Although the Shangfang had everything that one could expect and was incomparably luxurious, Wen Heng was a light-hearted person, so he liked windows that could see the big lake.
Peng Shaotang glared at Wen Heng: "I've never seen such a cheap person like you, who can't live in a good house, and came to grab the house from me." Wen Heng pushed him out: "Okay, okay, let you feel the house. You still have an opinion, go quickly, don’t wait for the shopkeeper to find out and you can’t go.” Peng Shaotang originally wanted to pack a few bottles of wine and go to the upper room, but after thinking about it, there seemed to be wine in the upper room.He happily put down his drink and closed the door briskly.
Wen Heng opened the window and looked at the lake outside the window. In the center of the lake, there was a flash of spiritual light from time to time.It is said that there is a ten-thousand-year cold pool in the center of the lake, the water in it is colder than ice, and the mansion of the water god is under the cold pool.Looking at the occasional flashes of light on the water, presumably there must be fierce battles underwater, right?Wen Heng reached out his hand and took out a jade box from the storage bag, which contained the soul-gathering flower he had obtained.
The soul-gathering flowers here are enough for him to go to the 33th heaven, but he stayed at the 32rd heaven. He looked deeply at the huge and dark dao tree shadow behind Jiuxiao Lake, where the upper realm dao tree was.Before going to [-] Chongtian, he must go there to have a look.But the opportunity has not come yet, he still needs to wait...
Strictly speaking, after Wen Heng ascended to the Upper Realm, he still had no chance to calm down and take a good look at the Nine Heavens Realm.Now he has this opportunity, the fat shopkeeper of Zuixianlou has prepared a room for Wen Heng, but Wen Heng is not interested in living in it, he still likes the room assigned to him at the beginning.Peng Shaotang only stayed in the upper room for one night and then was kicked out. The fat shopkeeper said to Wen Heng dumbfounded: "Wen Xianchang, your status is different now, living in this dilapidated place has wronged you."
Wen Heng didn't feel wronged, he even thought about it, if he had no place to live, he would find an alley in Nine Clouds City and put the cart down, it would be nice to live in the cart.When Wen Heng climbed out of the dirt, he begged for a living. He had never experienced any kind of suffering. Even if he ascended to the upper realm, he still maintained the beautiful tradition of thrift.
Wen Heng smiled and said: "The shopkeeper is polite. I know exactly who Wen is. The shopkeeper can give me a shelter. Wen is very grateful. If the shopkeeper has a need, just ask." Anyway, idle is idle , Wen Heng is more willing to get busy.
The fat shopkeeper wondered: "Wouldn't Mr. Wen want to go around the Nine Heavens Realm?" Wen Heng smiled without saying a word, but complained wildly in his heart: Don't look at it, how embarrassing it is to see good things that you can't afford. Drunk Immortal House is a cat.
Restaurants are often the best place to inquire about news.Before Wen Heng was a waiter in a restaurant, he heard a lot of gossip, but he felt that the gossip was useless, or he hadn’t formed a complete chain of information in his mind, even if he heard some news , and cannot continue to reason.
The fat shopkeeper was moved to tears when he heard Wen Heng's words: "Good job!" Then he made a decision that he regretted for the rest of his life: "Wen Xian is good at cooking, why don't we let our chef taste your cooking today?" Art?" Wen Heng smiled cheerfully: "Okay, no problem!"
Xianjun Dewen came to Zuixian Tower again, his two arms were still twisted like twists, his face turned pale from pain: "Xiao Wen?!" When he found Wen Heng, he found that Wen Heng was Standing next to the stove in Zuixianlou wearing a scarf.
Devin forgot on the spot why he came here. He originally wanted to come here to find fault, to complain and complain a few times, to threaten and lure him, and Wen Heng might soften.As a result, when he saw Wen Heng, he softened himself first, there was no other reason, Wen Heng looked so handsome like that!Even in a smoky kitchen, Wen Heng is the prettiest boy!
Here we are going to talk about the chef gods who can ascend to the upper realm, but whoever can ascend to the upper realm, which one has not tasted thousands of dishes?Who doesn't stay in the kitchen all year round and deal with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?Over the years, the kitchen gods have huge waists, round waists, greasy hair and bald heads.Zuixianlou prepared good clothes for the God of Cooking, but when those clothes were worn on the God of Cooking, they looked like black winter melons.But Wen Heng casually put on his body, and his waist was suddenly ape-armed, and he was surrounded by the chefs in charge of Zuixianlou, the comparison immediately came out!
Wen Heng frowned: "I've seen Dewen Xianjun." Dewen said in a trance: "Little Wenwen, you are so beautiful..."
Wen Heng smiled and tilted his head: "What did the fairy say? I didn't hear clearly." Dewen forgot the pain, and he leaned over: "Hey, what about cooking? Looks good
Wen Heng smiled and said: "Qi Daoyou is humble, you are very strong." He looked at the heavy sword under his feet, it was very big and heavy.Unlike the slender swords of Shao Ning and the others, this sword has a wide and thick blade. Even if the blade is not enlarged, two or three people can easily stand on it.
Qi Sheng scratched his head with a smile: "This is an epee, isn't it rare?" Wen Heng nodded: "It's really rare." But it's not unheard of. Generally, monks who use epee have amazing arm strength.When Shao Ning brought his disciples to practice sword moves, he also thought about letting Wen Heng learn some of them.At that time, Shao Ning said that Wen Heng was particularly suitable for practicing epee moves, but it was a pity that old Wen Heng was too lazy to practice swords, Shao Ning rolled his eyes angrily, but there was nothing he could do about him.
Later, when he was in the Qing Dynasty, he saw some disciples practicing epee, and the epee was taller than them behind their backs.Wen Heng saw with his own eyes a thin young disciple who was overwhelmed by the sword when he carried two epees on his back, which further strengthened his idea of not practicing swords.If Lao Shao wants to punish him and add some spiritual treasures to his sword, wouldn't he have to carry a tortoise shell every day?quit.
The lethality of the heavy sword is astonishing when it dances. Let’s put it this way, if two sword cultivators who are also in the Nascent Soul stage face off, and their cultivation levels are similar, the one with the heavy sword will be shot, and the one with the ordinary spirit sword will be shot. fly.That's it!
Qi Sheng laughed: "This sword hasn't seen blood for decades, and now it's out of the sheath to go to Jiuxiao City to control the sword. Hey... I have fallen too." The tone was quite sad, and Wen Heng couldn't help asking : "The guards around Nine Clouds City are all sword cultivators, why didn't fellow Daoist Qi join them?"
Qi Sheng laughed: "Everyone has their own aspirations. If you don't like those twists and turns, you'd better be happy now." Well, it seems to make sense.
Just as he was talking, three streamers of light flew over from the sky, Wen Heng took a closer look and was amused, isn't this Bian Qi and the others?Bian Qi was also happy when she saw Wen Heng: "It's you? You're back?! Good luck!" But when Bian Qi saw Qi Sheng next to Wen Heng, his face suddenly became embarrassed, and he hesitated: "Captain Qi, it turned out to be you..."
Qi Sheng greeted the team leader Sword Immortal generously: "Isn't this Team Yan? Long time no see." It seemed that he was still an acquaintance, Qi Sheng was still polite to the team leader on Bian Qi's side, but Team Leader Yan was not so polite.He raised his head arrogantly: "It's you, I think it's someone flying over the mountains of our Nine Heavens Realm." Qi Sheng said indifferently: "I'm a sword cultivator, why can't I control my sword?"
Leader Yan snorted: "If I were you, I would have thrown this stupid iron under my feet into the sea of chaos. I don't have the face to guard the sword." It doesn't matter if you look down on me, but you can't look down on epee." Yan Hao's complexion sank, and he smiled mockingly: "I won't talk to you. Let's go." The first sentence was to Qi Sheng, and the second sentence was to him The two sword fairies behind him spoke.
Yan Hao wanted to turn around and leave, but when he turned around, he said to Wen Heng: "I'll give you a piece of advice, stay away from him, don't think he's a good person, you won't even know if you get hurt by him." Without turning back, Bian Qi and the sword fairy next to him bowed their hands to Qi Sheng in embarrassment: "Qi team, goodbye."
The three swords flew away, Qi Sheng clenched his fists and stood on the epee.Wen Heng asked softly: "Fellow Daoist Qi, do you know them?" Qi Sheng turned his head and forced a smile, "Yes."
For the rest of the trip, Qi Sheng was very silent, and Wen Heng didn't ask too many questions.When he was about to reach Nine Clouds City, Qi Sheng said: "The situation in the 31st Chongtian was turbulent. At that time, in order to seek peace, we came down from the upper realm. Yan Hao was one of them. But after we arrived at Nine Clouds City, our ideas diverged. He became the guardian sword fairy under the rule of the water god, and I took the others to the deep mountains."
It turned out to be a story of old friends parting ways, which is quite sad.Wen Heng feels that if there is anything in this world that can be regarded as a regret, it must be that the friends who used to talk about everything turned out to be strangers in the end.
It seems that everyone has their own story, and most of the time they are just passers-by in the lives of those around them.Standing on the heavy sword, Lao Wen took out an osmanthus cake and gnawed it. He even handed Qi Sheng a bag. Qi Sheng was absent-minded, and he ate the oiled paper bag while walking.It took a while for Qi Sheng to react: "Hey? What is this? It's delicious."
While speaking, the Drunken Immortal Tower was in sight.Qi Sheng put Wen Heng at the gate of Zuixianlou: "Your Daoist Wen lives here? It's really nice here! If we come to Nine Clouds City next time, we will definitely come to see you." Wen Heng smiled and cupped his hands: "That's okay, Fellow Daoist Qi Go get busy if you have something to do." As for the next time Qi Sheng and the others come over, whether he will still be here or not is unknown.
Wen Heng and Qi Sheng looked up at the sky of Jiuxiao City at the same time. There were many barriers in the sky of Jiuxiao City. When they reached the Zuixian Tower, they could see thick dark clouds in the sky, and the air was still filled with the smell of burning.Qi Sheng put his hand on his eyebrows and looked: "Oh, the burn is not serious." Wen Heng nodded, yes, the burn is indeed not serious.This is why Wen Heng still has the guts to go back to Zuixianlou.
The three things he said have already been fulfilled, and the Fengshen's matter is probably about to be fulfilled. The immortals who ruled the world were cuckolded, their caves were burned, and their families died... There is no time to talk to him.Wen Heng felt that he could still enjoy himself for a while, and he should go to Mr. Li or the water god to exchange for a letter of recommendation to go to the upper realm after he came back.However, Mr. Li is in seclusion, and the house of the water god is flying around, so Wen Heng still doesn't want to join in the fun.
Qi Sheng flew up, Wen Heng waited for his figure to disappear and walked towards Zuixian Tower with a begging stick.The fat shopkeeper of Zuixianlou heard the movement and ran over in a hurry, the flesh on his face was almost thrown out by him: "Xiao Wen! You are back, where have you been all this time?! We It was so hard to find you!" Wen Heng smiled and cupped his hands: "Shopkeeper, there is a reason for what happened."
The fat shopkeeper knew about Wen Heng's offending the world-holding immortals for a long time. The fat shopkeeper originally thought that Wen Heng would be captured by the sword fairies in a few days, and he would be rubbed flat by the immortals.Thinking of Wen Heng's end, the fat shopkeeper was still sad and sad for a few days, and even missed a bowl of rice.
Two days before Wen Heng's disappearance, the Water God, Yuan De, and De Wen came to Zuixian Tower every day with uneasy expressions.What are you here for?Come to ask for someone!Wen Heng poked such a big basket and wanted to run away?If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple!
The fat shopkeeper sighed and breathed for two days, thinking that Wen Heng was about to die.As a result, on the third day, things took a turn for the better. The fat shopkeeper still clearly remembered that it was a sunny morning, and the water god had just got off the Luan carriage.Just now I had time to ask: "Have you found the little boy with the crow's mouth?" Then he saw several sword lights rushing towards him: "Lord Water God!! Your mansion is on fire!!"
If it wasn't for the fact that the water god's mansion was heavily guarded and the color of the flame lit by the spiritual fire of sanity was unusual, the fat shopkeeper would have thought that the fire was set by Wen Heng.
From that day on, the Water God never came to Zuixian Tower again, but Immortal Dewen and Immortal Yuande came every day.Dewen is coveting old Wen's beauty, and Yuande is here to discuss with Wen Heng.
The fat shopkeeper wiped the sweat from his head, and he grabbed Wen Heng: "Stop talking, I'll be waiting for you!" Wen Heng was taken aback: "Who is waiting for me?" The fat shopkeeper dragged Wen Heng Walking forward: "It's De Wen and Yuan De, the two immortals. Since you left, they have come every day!" Wen Heng pondered for a moment. Two legs, one person bet with him and failed to win his crow's mouth.
Just as he was talking, Dewen and Yuande came from the corridor, Wen Heng thought that these two people were asking questions.Unexpectedly, both of them were smiling, and De Wen cupped his hands to Wen Heng: "Little Wen Wen, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" The stick is pulled over.Of course, if he really smoked, it would not be so easy for Devin to recover this time.
Yuan De enthusiastically cupped his hands at Wen Heng: "Friend Wen, I have been waiting for you for a long time, you are back!" Wen Heng secretly asked the fat shopkeeper: "What are these two doing?" The fat shopkeeper smiled: " Xianjun is waiting for you, so you can talk to them. Let's talk later when you finish talking."
Then he couldn't help but push Wen Heng towards the two immortals. Wen Heng felt that the fat shopkeeper's expression was like that of a procuress in a brothel, and he was the poor little Jiaohua who couldn't resist being pushed towards the benefactor.But there shouldn't be such a small flower in the world that he doesn't understand the scenery and can eat it, right?Looking at his body, the word "Jiaohua" was almost tarnished.
It was still the luxurious room from last time, and the decoration in the room hadn't changed at all.If there were any changes, this time the waiter in the red clothes disappeared, and Wen Heng also sat in the front position from the standing mural.Yuan De and De Wen sat beside Wen Heng, one on the left and the other on the right, but Wen Heng felt uncomfortable.
Looking to the left, Devon stared at him with a squinting face.Look again, Yuan De, who is as round as a flea, is smiling flatteringly: "Friend Wen, you are welcome, you can order what you want to eat." Holding the simple and simple recipe in Wen Heng's hand, no matter what, he feels that these two immortals resemble each other. It is the weasel who pays New Year greetings to the chicken.
Wen Heng closed the menu: "Is there anything the two immortals are looking for Wen Heng?" If you have something to say, let's make it clear. Wen Heng is the worst at twisting and turning. He is not smart in the first place. Inside the trap, I don't know how long it will take to climb out.The two immortals looked at each other and smiled even more brilliantly: "It's nothing, can't I come to you if I have nothing to do? Or is there anything that Daoist Wen can do?"
Wen Heng thought for a while and said seriously: "Yes, I am the second child of Zuixianlou. I have been away for a long time, and I need to go to work." At the time, I didn't remember that he was the second child, but now I remember him as the second child?The fat shopkeeper didn't dare to speak. If he dared to speak, he would have scolded Wen Heng like a dog.
As soon as Wen Heng stood up, the two immortals grabbed him from left to right: "Fellow Daoist Wen, don't rush away, let's talk!" "Yes, little Wen Wen, why are you in a hurry?" The lump fell to the ground again, and he looked at Dewen Xianjun seriously: "Xianjun, I saw that your Yintang is black and there is a bloody disaster today, so pay more attention."
As soon as the words fell, Xianjun Dewen's face froze, and he withdrew his hand resentfully: "Hey, little Wenwen is really... puzzled." Wen Heng's head was full of question marks, the last time Xianjun Dewen saw him When I was young, I still had a bit of the reservedness of a fairy king, why did the reservedness fly away this time?
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While talking, Peng Shaotang led a group of mistresses to knock on the door of the room: "The food is served for the immortals." Peng Shaotang had a subtle expression when he saw Wen Heng, what should I say?Wen Heng felt like he had eaten sour oranges from Xuantianzong, his whole face was wrinkled.After the dishes came, the two immortals stood up to pick up some dishes for Wen Heng without using Xiaoerbu dishes: "Try the broiled phoenix liver here, fellow Daoist Wen."
Hearing this recipe, Wen Heng was immediately horrified: "Phoenix liver? Dragon section??" To be honest, he also has demon cultivator friends in the lower realm, among them are monks from the dragon and phoenix clans. Is it phoenix liver and dragon section? ?Wen Heng couldn't help thinking of his dragon and phoenix friends, thinking of the magnificent big phoenix Fengyuan turning into phoenix liver in a bowl, and the stable Dragon Lord ink-sealed into a white meat, Wen Heng's hairs stood on end.He even started to think wildly in his mind, his Taoist companion Lian Wushang is Qinglian who is the first ray of life incarnation in the world, Wushang won't turn into sweet and sour lotus root slices, right?
Xianjun Yuande quickly explained: "This phoenix liver is not eaten with the real phoenix family. It is a kind of spiritual bird. It grows up drinking spiritual springs and eating spiritual fruits. Its liver is plump and tender, and it is worth tasting. Try. As for this dragon segment, it is a spirit snake. You can eat it with confidence, Daoist Wen." Only then did Wen Heng put his heart in his stomach, and he cupped his hands at the two immortals: "Thank you two immortals!"
If you don't eat the food delivered to your door, you don't want to eat it for nothing. Besides, Wen Heng has never tasted the cooking skills of the God of Cooking from the upper world!After taking a bite, it was really delicious, but it was similar to the dishes of his industry Feixianlou.
Between the cups and cups, Yuan De began to say: "Young Daoyou Wen ascended from the lower world? I don't know which small world it is?" Wen Heng replied: "The world of imperial spirits." Dewen was also talking: "I don't know who Wen Daoyou studied under? Inspired by the way of heaven No one can match it!" Wen Heng said calmly: "There is no one to guide me, I just figured it out myself."
Yuande and Dewen exchanged glances, and then continued to serve Wen Heng with food.These two people still wanted to pour wine for Wen Heng, but Wen Heng's position was very firm: "Two immortals, Mr. Wen is not strong enough to drink, and the quality of wine is not good, so let's forget about this wine?" The two immortals were particularly enthusiastic: "Come on. Well, you're welcome, have a drink!"
Then... Then Wen Heng didn't remember anything.He is broken!
When he woke up the next day, Wen Heng had a severe headache and got up in a trance, only to see the fat shopkeeper with a disheveled face and Peng Shaotang with a bruised nose and a swollen face standing beside his bed.Wen Heng stood up unsteadily: "I... what's wrong with me?"
The fat shopkeeper sighed: "Xiao Wen, your wine is really not good..." Wen Heng's expression froze: "Did I do something bad?" He wouldn't do anything wrong when he was drunk Did you make a mistake?Wen Heng's lingering drunkenness flew away, and he was relieved after touching himself a few times and finding nothing unusual.
Peng Shaotang said quietly: "Don't touch it, you're fine, there's nothing wrong with it. It's the two immortals who are in trouble..." Wen Heng's originally relaxed expression suddenly changed, he thought of another possibility, just listened to He asked sadly: "I...did I get drunk and take away their innocence?" Peng Shaotang shook his head: "That's not true." Wen Heng asked sadly again: "Did I sit on their ass and kill them? Peng Shaotang shook his head again: "No."
Wen Heng completely relaxed: "Then it's all right." The fat shopkeeper finally couldn't hold back and roared in a low voice: "You don't remember at all?! How can you forget so completely?!"
Wen Heng was even more suspicious: "What did I do? You said it." Peng Shaotang sighed: "After you got drunk, the two immortals wanted to invite you to their mansion for a long talk. Don't you Ken."
Wen Heng's eyes blurred immediately after drinking a glass of water and wine. Yuan De and Dewen asked a few questions tentatively, and found that Wen Heng was very honest when he was drunk.These two people are very happy, they want to coax Wen Heng to go to their mansion.Wen Heng's ability to spy on heaven's secrets is too strong, if he can be recruited, it will definitely make them more powerful than other immortals.Thinking of this, the two immortals became even happier. Cultivators kept their promises. Even if Wen Heng is drunk, as long as he nods, he must keep the promise even if he wakes up.
There was once a fairy who had a very beautiful Taoist companion, and his Taoist companion was favored by other people.This insidious villain asked the immortal out for a few drinks, and when the immortal was drunk, the immortal made an oath to send his Taoist companion out.After he sobered up, he regretted it too much, but his Taoist companion refused to forgive him no matter what.As tragic as it is, it really happened.
Some people even set up a trap to deceive the monks who have just ascended, and take away their spiritual treasures while they are drunk.It is not surprising that this kind of thing is still common until now.Therefore, the immortals in the upper realm would not easily let themselves get drunk in unfamiliar situations.
When Yuande and Dewen found out that Wen Heng was drunk, they immediately took out a golden contract, trying to coax Wen Heng into signing the contract and then become their staff.It's a pity that Wen Heng doesn't have alcohol when he's drunk. He shook his head firmly, and then slapped Yuan De's teeth down, and shouted: "The fleas have become fine!" Yuan De was knocked out by Wen Heng's slap After passing, the body rotated dozens of times before hitting the wall. Later, Peng Shaotang and the others took a long time to dig it out.
De Wen took advantage of Wen Heng's drunkenness to take advantage of the opportunity, and his hands groped Wen Heng's waist.In the end, Wen Heng pinched his hand... It was cruel, Xianjun Dewen's arm was twisted into a twisted shape by Wen Heng, and it was tied into a knot, which has not been untied until now.
The fat shopkeeper said to Wen Heng in great pain: "Xiao Wen, you have offended the two immortals so badly. It's not that our Zuixian Tower doesn't want to help you, it's really..." It's really that you have made too much of a basket Yes!I can't stand it anymore!
Wen Heng also understood the fat shopkeeper's situation, so he bowed to the fat shopkeeper: "Wen Heng knows, I have disturbed the shopkeeper during this time." Jun: "It's only their fault for bullying others too much. It's not your fault." What a young man Wen Heng is, he is down-to-earth and hard-working, and he is optimistic and gentle.The fat shopkeeper can tell at a glance that if such a talent can be cultivated properly in the Zuixian Tower, he will be able to support him in the future!
It's a pity that the fat shopkeeper's girder collapsed before it could be supported.
Suddenly, there was a commotion outside, and the fat shopkeeper's spiritual sense swept away and his face changed: "Xianjun and the others are here!" What else can they do this time?Let's find fault!The fat shopkeeper couldn't bear to look at Wen Heng: "Little Wen, run away from the back." Having said that, Wen Heng had already seen that Zuixianlou was surrounded by sword fairies, so he could escape ?
The water god's phoenix frame flew over with multicolored aura, and the phoenixes watched as they flapped their wings slowly, but the frame's speed was quite fast.After a few breaths, the ostriches stopped at the gate of Zuixianlou, but the water god didn't come out from the frame.But the voice of the water god came out: "Where is Wen Heng?"
The fat shopkeeper sighed: "Xiao Wen, you go, I will remember to burn incense for you during the New Year and holidays." Don't make trouble, okay?The relationship between the Netherworld and the Upper Realm is not good right now, so they don't accept souls from the Upper Realm, okay?Who do you offer incense to?
Wen Heng walked out with a begging stick. He stood in front of the frame and saluted: "Master Water God." The voice of Water God was a little hoarse: "You come up."
Wen Heng had no choice but to climb into the car. The frame of the Water God is huge, and it looks like an ordinary car on the outside, but after getting on it, you will see that the furnishings inside are extremely luxurious.Facing Wen Heng is an exquisite screen embroidered with a picture of carps playing in the water. Behind the screen, you can see an exquisite brocade step, and the water god is crooked on the brocade step.
"I thought you weren't coming back." Water God used this sentence as the opening remark, Wen Heng could only smile awkwardly, but in fact, his heart was already going astray wildly - Boss, it's hard for me to answer when you're like this !
"My cave is on fire." After Water God said the next words, Wen Heng couldn't hold back, he laughed out loud.If this was in the lower realms, he would have gloated and said that the water god deserved it for himself.But now that he is on someone else's territory, he should restrain himself a bit.
"Don't you want to say something?" The water god said this, Wen Heng thought for a while, and said without sincerity: "The cave can still be rebuilt after burning, sorry." The water god became excited: "You have counted it all, you obviously counted it It's here! Why didn't you tell me?!"
Wen Heng blinked and said innocently: "Lord Water God, although you are the ruler of the Nine Heavens Realm, I must say that you cannot tell nonsense with your eyes open. You touch your conscience, pat your chest and talk about it." , Didn't I remind you?" Wen Heng's words were like a needle, piercing the angry water god, and the water god was immediately discouraged.He said weakly: "Yes, you reminded me, you said that there is a spiritual fire in the cold pool, let me move."
But the water god thought that Wen Heng was talking nonsense and didn't take it seriously. After he returned, he used his spiritual sense to sweep the cold pool several times. What happened?As a result, the spiritual fire burned down his tens of thousands of years of cave abode right under his eyelids!Thinking of this water god makes him heartbroken, wishing he could go back and slap himself a few times!
"How did you calculate it?" After the water god asked this sentence, he said to himself, "In terms of sensing the way of heaven, I am the immortal king of the holding realm. Why can you sense things that you can’t sense?” Water God refused to accept, he stepped off the jin step, Water God’s figure was a bit bleak, presumably during this period of time, the cave was burned down, he couldn’t sleep or eat, and his whole person’s breath was decadent a bit.
After he walked around the screen, Wen Heng and him stared wide-eyed.Wen Heng couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. We can't blame Wen Heng, the main reason is that the current appearance of the water god doesn't fit his image.
When Wen Heng saw the water god for the first time, the water god was a gentle and slightly arrogant fairy. His clothes were like flowing water, and his temperament was like a gurgling brook. He perfectly interpreted the demeanor that the water god should have.The water god's complexion is now black, his hair was burned by the spiritual fire, and the long hair that was as smooth as flowing water is now exploded and tangled into a ball, even the spiritual energy can't be suppressed.The change of a person's hairstyle and skin color will change the whole person. The water god has changed from a gentle and respectful fairy to a disheveled beggar. The contrast is too great.But his clothes are still in good condition, so the contrast is even stronger!
Shui Shen was furious: "What's so ridiculous!" Wen Heng suppressed his smile and said solemnly: "I'm sorry, I won't laugh anymore." Unless I couldn't help it... Wen Heng pinched his thigh, and it was the effect of the pain. Suppress your smile.
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The water god said: "During this period, my cave was burned down, and the residences of several nearby immortals were also affected. You must have heard that what burned my cave was the Lisoul Spirit Fire that had already given birth to spiritual wisdom." The Lipo spirit fire was so powerful that the water god couldn't catch it in the cold pool, and even got his hair burned by it.The water god touched his hair and felt that his breath was not smooth, and his aura spun a few times: "Since you can figure out that the Lipo spirit fire burned my cave, you must also be able to figure out its weakness. I give you a task to catch Lipo Spirit fire."
Wen Heng blinked: "Is there any benefit?" The water god snorted coldly: "You still want benefits?! Just because you offended so many immortals, it is enough for you to go to Zhuxiantai several times!" Wen Heng sighed: " Be reasonable, Xianjun, I have not done anything bad."
The water god reminded Wen Heng: "Yesterday, you broke a tooth of Yuan De, and the doctor said that Yuan De's gums could not be repaired." Wen Heng was taken aback, yes, he was drunk and forgot about it.The water god continued to remind: "You twisted Dewen's arm into a twist and tied it into a knot, and Dewen is still crying in the cave...Don't tell me you have forgotten all of this."
Wen Heng touched his nose and said honestly: "When I woke up this morning, the shopkeeper had already told me. I'm sorry to the two immortals. I said that my wine quality is not good, and the two immortals insisted on letting me drink. "Wen Heng will release the devil in his heart when he is drunk!Everyone in the lower realm knew that he must not be allowed to drink alcohol, otherwise terrible things would happen.No, the immortals don't listen to the warning, are they out of luck?
"Hitting the fairy body of the fairy is a serious crime, enough for you to die several times. As long as you can help subdue the spirit fire, this account will be written off, what do you think?" Water God threatened and lured, Wen Heng could only agree: "I Try it. Shall I set off now?" The water god waved his hand: "There are a few immortals trying to subdue the spirit fire under the cold pool, wait for them to come up before you go."
Wen Heng responded, and he remembered one thing: "Lord Water God, can I still stay in Zuixianlou during this time?" Will he be put under house arrest by Water God?The Water God looked at Wen Heng with disdain: "Do you think I am a worthless person like Yuan De and the others? I don't care about you. You can go wherever you want during this time, but when my people come to pick you up, you must follow Go." Wen Heng curled his lips, isn't this just telling him to stay in Zuixian Tower obediently and not run around?
Wen Heng didn't ask who was going to pick him up, it was obvious that the water god was in a bad mood, so Wen Heng didn't want to touch this bad luck.He got off the Luan chariot of the water god, and the water god and the sword fairies retreated after a while.Wen Heng watched the hundreds of sword lights fleeing in all directions outside the city, and couldn't help complaining: "Aren't these people doing things? The water god called so many of them here just to catch me? … pit……"
You must know that Nine Clouds City is as big as the Yuling Realm in the lower realm. Before Wen Heng ascended, he had to fly around in the Yuling Realm with a light boat for a long time.Now, even though they have ascended, and the Sword Immortals have completed their sword intent, it will take a long time to fly from outside the city to the inside of the city. Isn't it time to come and go?Where should I go in my back garden?
Wen Heng shook his head and sighed as he walked towards the steps of the Zuixian Tower. The fat shopkeeper's eyes lit up: "Little Wen! You managed to get off the luan chariot of the water god! It's amazing! What did you say?" Wen Heng Heng said: "The Water God told me not to run around in Zuixianlou." The fat shopkeeper was stunned for a moment: "That's it?" Wen Heng added: "In a few days, the Water God will send someone to pick me up to help subdue the spirit fire. "
The fat shopkeeper immediately became happy: "Oh, there is such a good thing? Xiao Wen, you are really useful!" He happily ordered: "Go, go and tidy up one of the upper rooms, and let Wen Xianchang stay in. !"
A drop of sweat dripped from Wen Heng's head, and he quietly asked the waiter next to him: "What happened?" The waiter replied sternly: "During your absence, Nine Clouds City is very lively, and the spirit fire can't subdue the chaos everywhere." Suddenly, the caves of the immortal kings suffered disaster. At the beginning, the sword immortals from all walks of life tried to subdue the spirit fire, but they were defeated one after another."
At this time, this group of sword immortals with their eyes above the top thought of the benefits of Dharma cultivation, and the water god spread the word—looking for various Dharma practitioners to help subdue the spiritual fire.Upon hearing this news, the Dharma cultivators in Nine Clouds City became very excited. In front of the cold pool where the Water God's Mansion is located, Dharma cultivators lined up in a long line.Lisoul Spiritual Fire is a kind of fire bred in water. It has two characteristics of water and fire. The two attributes that should be mutually restrained have actually coexisted harmoniously in Lisoul Spiritual Fire.Wanting to subdue this kind of spiritual fire, the immortals of the Five Elements Spiritual Roots started to play tricks one after another and remembered their old profession.
As a result, as soon as those Faxiu got out of the cold pool, they were so cold that they rolled their eyes and floated on the water with their white bellies floating. Not to mention subduing the Lipo Spiritual Fire, they even fell down without seeing what the Lipo Spiritual Fire looked like.The little spiritual fire has stumped so many great figures, and the immortals of the Nine Heavens Realm are angry. They feel that their authority has been challenged!
So all of a sudden, the immortals took out their hidden secret weapons one after another—there will always be a few talented Dharma cultivators hidden in the market, right?Just like that, the celestial lords caught the dharma repair group they had chosen out of thousands and went down to the cold pond. It has been three or four days since they went there, and there is no news yet.
However, because of such a commotion, the status of the law cultivators in Nine Heavens City seems to have risen.Those Dharma cultivators who were recruited by the Immortal Monarch were walking like adrift. In the eyes of the Fat Shopkeeper, Wen Heng had already become one of the Dharma cultivators who were recruited by the Immortal Monarch.This is the first Dharma Xiu that has been favored by the Immortal of the Executing Realm since the completion of the Drunken Immortal Building in the Nine Heavens Realm. The fat shopkeeper decided to offer Wen Heng.Just because Wen Heng can get off the luan chariot of the water god smoothly, he must treat him well!
Who would have thought that Xiao Wen, who worked as a handyman in the Drunken Immortal Tower, would suddenly increase his worth by a thousand times, and now that the tide rises, all boats can only live in a VIP house?Who would have thought? !But Wen Heng felt that the Shangfang was not as good as the staff dormitory where he lived with Peng Shaotang before. Although the Shangfang had everything that one could expect and was incomparably luxurious, Wen Heng was a light-hearted person, so he liked windows that could see the big lake.
Peng Shaotang glared at Wen Heng: "I've never seen such a cheap person like you, who can't live in a good house, and came to grab the house from me." Wen Heng pushed him out: "Okay, okay, let you feel the house. You still have an opinion, go quickly, don’t wait for the shopkeeper to find out and you can’t go.” Peng Shaotang originally wanted to pack a few bottles of wine and go to the upper room, but after thinking about it, there seemed to be wine in the upper room.He happily put down his drink and closed the door briskly.
Wen Heng opened the window and looked at the lake outside the window. In the center of the lake, there was a flash of spiritual light from time to time.It is said that there is a ten-thousand-year cold pool in the center of the lake, the water in it is colder than ice, and the mansion of the water god is under the cold pool.Looking at the occasional flashes of light on the water, presumably there must be fierce battles underwater, right?Wen Heng reached out his hand and took out a jade box from the storage bag, which contained the soul-gathering flower he had obtained.
The soul-gathering flowers here are enough for him to go to the 33th heaven, but he stayed at the 32rd heaven. He looked deeply at the huge and dark dao tree shadow behind Jiuxiao Lake, where the upper realm dao tree was.Before going to [-] Chongtian, he must go there to have a look.But the opportunity has not come yet, he still needs to wait...
Strictly speaking, after Wen Heng ascended to the Upper Realm, he still had no chance to calm down and take a good look at the Nine Heavens Realm.Now he has this opportunity, the fat shopkeeper of Zuixianlou has prepared a room for Wen Heng, but Wen Heng is not interested in living in it, he still likes the room assigned to him at the beginning.Peng Shaotang only stayed in the upper room for one night and then was kicked out. The fat shopkeeper said to Wen Heng dumbfounded: "Wen Xianchang, your status is different now, living in this dilapidated place has wronged you."
Wen Heng didn't feel wronged, he even thought about it, if he had no place to live, he would find an alley in Nine Clouds City and put the cart down, it would be nice to live in the cart.When Wen Heng climbed out of the dirt, he begged for a living. He had never experienced any kind of suffering. Even if he ascended to the upper realm, he still maintained the beautiful tradition of thrift.
Wen Heng smiled and said: "The shopkeeper is polite. I know exactly who Wen is. The shopkeeper can give me a shelter. Wen is very grateful. If the shopkeeper has a need, just ask." Anyway, idle is idle , Wen Heng is more willing to get busy.
The fat shopkeeper wondered: "Wouldn't Mr. Wen want to go around the Nine Heavens Realm?" Wen Heng smiled without saying a word, but complained wildly in his heart: Don't look at it, how embarrassing it is to see good things that you can't afford. Drunk Immortal House is a cat.
Restaurants are often the best place to inquire about news.Before Wen Heng was a waiter in a restaurant, he heard a lot of gossip, but he felt that the gossip was useless, or he hadn’t formed a complete chain of information in his mind, even if he heard some news , and cannot continue to reason.
The fat shopkeeper was moved to tears when he heard Wen Heng's words: "Good job!" Then he made a decision that he regretted for the rest of his life: "Wen Xian is good at cooking, why don't we let our chef taste your cooking today?" Art?" Wen Heng smiled cheerfully: "Okay, no problem!"
Xianjun Dewen came to Zuixian Tower again, his two arms were still twisted like twists, his face turned pale from pain: "Xiao Wen?!" When he found Wen Heng, he found that Wen Heng was Standing next to the stove in Zuixianlou wearing a scarf.
Devin forgot on the spot why he came here. He originally wanted to come here to find fault, to complain and complain a few times, to threaten and lure him, and Wen Heng might soften.As a result, when he saw Wen Heng, he softened himself first, there was no other reason, Wen Heng looked so handsome like that!Even in a smoky kitchen, Wen Heng is the prettiest boy!
Here we are going to talk about the chef gods who can ascend to the upper realm, but whoever can ascend to the upper realm, which one has not tasted thousands of dishes?Who doesn't stay in the kitchen all year round and deal with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?Over the years, the kitchen gods have huge waists, round waists, greasy hair and bald heads.Zuixianlou prepared good clothes for the God of Cooking, but when those clothes were worn on the God of Cooking, they looked like black winter melons.But Wen Heng casually put on his body, and his waist was suddenly ape-armed, and he was surrounded by the chefs in charge of Zuixianlou, the comparison immediately came out!
Wen Heng frowned: "I've seen Dewen Xianjun." Dewen said in a trance: "Little Wenwen, you are so beautiful..."
Wen Heng smiled and tilted his head: "What did the fairy say? I didn't hear clearly." Dewen forgot the pain, and he leaned over: "Hey, what about cooking? Looks good
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