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Yun Qing ran wildly covering her face and head, bumped into Xie Jinyan when she went out with her front foot.Yun Qing fell to the ground with a cry: "Oh." Xie Jinyan looked at Yun Qing who was on his back and smiled, and he stretched out his hand to hug Yun Qing: "What's wrong? Are you flustered?"

Yun Qing covered his face: "I did something bad." Xie Jinyan looked puzzled at the direction Yun Qing came from, he rubbed Yun Qing's fur and asked with a smile: "What bad thing did you do?" Yun Qing shook his head Rattle drum: "I can't say it, I can't say it. If I say it, the ancestor and the master will spank my ass."

Yun Qing was flustered, but Xie Jinyan was confused. He looked at Yun Qing's retreating figure thoughtfully: "What can't you say?"

Yun Qing ran away in a panic, Lingxi and Mengmeng were ashamed to see anyone.Lingxi seemed to have a color palette on her face: "I heard from Lao Wen that Yun Qing would drill into barriers before, but I didn't expect him to be so naughty!" Mengmeng sat by the bed ashamedly: "It's because I didn't think carefully."

Lingxi snorted: "I've done everything, what's the point of hiding it? I told you, there is a price to pay for provoking Lingxi." Mengmeng begged for mercy: "I will give you whatever price you want. "

Tan Tianxiao and the others sat around the table, and Wen Heng looked at the people: "It's strange, let Yunqing call Lingxi for dinner, why didn't Lingxi and Yunqing come?" Xie Jinyan replied: "Just now When I met Yun Qing, he said in a panic that he had done something wrong, and asked him what was wrong, but he didn't say anything. He only said that he would be spanked by Lingxi Patriarch and Sanren. I will look for him, so as not to scare the child. "

Xie Lingyu stood up: "Gaozu, I'll go find it." Xie Lingyu and Yun Qing are good friends, and basically Yun Qing will say anything to Xie Lingyu.Even if Yun Qing was beaten for doing something wrong, once Xie Lingyu begged for mercy, the elders would show mercy.

At this time Lingxi came out: "Huh? It's all started?" Xuan Ce walked behind Lingxi, and the two took their seats generously.Wen Heng asked Lingxi, "Did Yunqing offend you?" Lingxi chuckled and said helplessly, "Yunqing likes to drill into barriers, which is kind of annoying."

Wen Heng raised his eyebrows: "It seems that Yun Qing didn't do something bad, but he ruined what good things you were doing, right?" Hearing this, Xuan Ce's face turned red, and Lingxi slapped Xuan Ce in distaste: "Export."

Soon Yunqing was carried out by Xie Lingyu, and she didn't dare to look directly at Lingxi the whole time. Poor Yunqing huddled next to Xie Lingyu and Jing Qing, just wanting to reduce her sense of existence.Seeing Yun Qing's pitiful look, Lingxi couldn't help laughing: "You look so pitiful, those who don't know really think that you have done something to be sorry for others."

Lingxi stood up and cleared his throat: "Before the banquet begins, I have something to tell everyone." Wen Heng and the others pricked up their ears and looked at Lingxi. No matter how thick-skinned Lingxi was, a little blush appeared on his face: " That... After a period of contact, I feel that Mengmeng and I can develop and develop, you can bear witness, if it goes well, Mengmeng will be my Taoist partner."

Hearing Lingxi's words, except for Lian Wushang who could keep calm, everyone was stunned.After a while, Shao Ning took the lead and clapped his hands: "Good thing! Good thing! Old Wen, let the children serve wine! Such a good thing deserves a few drinks!"

Wen Heng suddenly got excited: "Okay! Yun Qing, serve the wine! If you don't get drunk today, you won't return!" Lian Wushang looked at Wen Heng quietly, it seemed that today was not going to be safe.

Ji Wushuang looked at the wine cup in his hand hesitantly. He was a cold-hearted person. Even if he was holding the wine cup, people who didn't know would think that he was comprehending sword moves.He secretly glanced at the excited Shao Ning next to him, and then glanced at Mengmeng, whose face was already red to the neck, his eyes showed envy that he didn't realize.

The wine in Yunqing's storage bag was given by the Immortal of Wine in the Lower Realm. Although he is still a child, he carefully selects the ingredients and is serious in his workmanship. The wine he brews is mellow and clear.It's a pity that neither Yun Qing nor Wen Heng can drink this kind of wine.

After Wen Heng drank a glass of wine, he felt that his throat and stomach were burning.Lingxi and Shaoning beside him exclaimed: "Ah, good wine!" and Wen Heng: "Ah, so spicy!" From this sentence, we can tell Wen Heng's drinking capacity.

Seeing Qianji Sanren drinking, the monks in Yuling Realm and Yuanling Realm were all excited.The first ones to come over are the foxes of Xueyuhu and Huantianhu. These foxes don't know what restraint is at all.Bai Yunduo, the male fox, grabbed the wine glass and entangled him: "Grandfather, I have received a lot of care from you on weekdays, so I would like to offer you a toast."

Wen Heng's eyes have begun to blur: "Okay! Come, have a drink!" Wen Heng took a sip boldly, and then Bai Mian and Lan Yingying came, and the two beauties held Wen Heng's hand, one on the left and the other on the right. Hand: "San Ren~~ You drank Yun Duo's wine, you should also drink our wine."

Wen Heng was in a great mood: "We have a companion for Lingxi, I am happy today! Drink!" Shao Ning echoed: "Yes! Lingxi has someone to accompany besides us! Drink!"

People in the fairy world don't know much about Wen Heng and Shao Ning, but the people who followed them to the ascension are very clear about their temper and character.Wen Heng is famous in the lower world for not drinking at all. Although Shao Ning can drink a little, he rarely drinks so happily.

Wen Heng and Shao Ning were happier than anyone else when they heard that Lingxi had a companion.Yun Qing was even happier. He thought that he would be beaten after the kiss with Ancestor Lingxi and Mengmeng, but he didn't expect that Ancestor Lingxi would admit it openly, so he finally didn't have to worry about it.He recruited Yun Huahua, and when he saw someone's wine glass was empty, he poured it immediately.

Lingxi held the wine glass and looked at Wen Heng with red eyes. He lowered his head and sniffed his nose in a useless manner. Mengmeng quickly handed him the handkerchief: "Don't cry." Lingxi snorted: "I didn't cry! See No, this is my brother, if you blame me and do things that are sorry for me in the future, only my two brothers will vent their anger on me." Mengmeng quickly said softly: "I won't, I swear with my heart .”

Tan Tianxiao sighed and looked at the wine glass: "It's a pity that Huaijin is not here." Old Tan's Taoist companion is Ge Huaijin, the head of the Yushan Ge family. This time he also ascended with everyone, but he has never met him until now.Seeing Lingxi and Mengmeng happily together, seeing Master and Mr. Lian enjoying each other, a pair of blue eyes appeared in his wine glass.

Gouzi clinked glasses with Tan Tianxiao while holding a wine glass: "Brother, it's rare for us to get together, come, let's have a drink!" Tan Tian smiled and said: "Yes, it's rare to get together, we really want to have a good drink." But Even if he said this, he would not get drunk, as long as conditions permit, Tan Tianxiao must ensure that he is sober.

After drinking for three rounds, the square in the apse was already lying on the ground in a mess, and those who could not drink were the first to die, including Wen Heng.

Wen Heng was already lying under the table, he tugged at the corner of Lian Wushang's clothes: "Drink..." Lian Wushang sighed: "I still drink, don't you know how much I can drink?" After drinking eight altars, if Ordinary people are going to be drunk to death.The monk's body is very strong, but he can drink it like this, and with the temperature and balance of urine, he will definitely lie down tomorrow.

Wen Heng groaned: "Drink...can't drink anymore..." Lian Wushang: ...So he wanted to express this, but he misunderstood.

Next to Wen Heng, Lingxi was hugging the table legs and wouldn't let go: "Drink, drink! Fill up the wine!! Come on! Don't get drunk, don't go home! Drunk is a song~~" He laughed and sang vaguely, As for what to sing, I can't hear clearly.Mengmeng propped her forehead beside her, already drunk and unconscious.

Shao Ning... Shao Ning was fighting with his underwear again. He held Ji Wushuang and desperately wanted to take off his pants: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , I don't know whether to push Shao Ning away or lift his pants.

As for Chu Yue and the others, they had already laid down.Chuyue Wangdao and Qing Yazi and the others competed for wine, and they fought so badly that Zhuo Bufan looked at the brothers and sisters piled up on the ground with a headache: "You guys, why do you do this every time?"

Gong Dingkun got drunk and picked up his sword and ran after Zhang's two old swordsmen all over the yard: "Come on, old Zhang, do two tricks!!" Zhang Xiuyuan and Zhang Xiuning hated this deeply: "Crazy Gong, if you go crazy with alcohol again! We're not welcome!" However, it was useless, the three hit the air from the ground, and in the end Wang Qianning could only watch them fly away.

Zhang Chuchen of the Zhang family is usually a bitter and bitter... Bah, a man who cares about the country and the people, once he drinks too much, he will be extremely talkative.He was pulling Li Xingyun to talk about the sad history after ascension: "They actually asked me to raise rabbits! I hate rabbits! There is no animal in the world I hate more than rabbits." Li Xingyun said drunkenly: "I think spicy rabbits It's pretty good." The two men talked chicken to duck and miraculously matched up.

Next to Zhang Chuchen, who was drunk and talking about the history of blood and tears, Zhang Zhenghong and Zhang Zhiyuan of the Zhang family were very rigid when they were asleep.As expected of the Zhang family who are harsh on themselves, they can maintain their manners when they are drunk, which is terrible!

Xie Jinyan got drunk and was sitting on the ground with his back against the table snoring. Xie Lingyu and Jing Qing next to him couldn't bear the foxes' feeding, and now they were dizzy and couldn't get up.At Xie Lingyu's feet, Yun Qing was snoring with his legs upturned, Yun Doudou turned into a green blanket covering his belly, and he slept very comfortably.

The three foxes who like to join in the fun and drink people the most have turned into their original forms, sleeping under the table and snoring on all fours.

Ju Wei and Huang Lao didn't drink much wine, just when they were slightly drunk, Ju Wei gave a thumbs up: "It's really great!" The food is delicious, the wine is delicious, and the people are enthusiastic. Xuantianzong is the best place up.

Lian Wushang chuckled lightly: "This is really indulgence." But indulgences are rare in life.

Lian Wushang bent down and picked up Wen Heng: "Let's go, go back and rest." Wen Heng's eyes blurred: "Mmm... Wushang, I... can't drink anymore." Lian Wushang hugged Wen Heng horizontally, and the two The person left slowly, leaving a begging stick with limp leaves on the ground.

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Lian Wushang put Wen Heng on the bed, he was debating whether to let Wen Heng sleep or sober him up.After thinking about it, let's solve the bar first.Surrounded by spiritual energy in his hands, the alcohol smell on Wen Heng's body was immediately diluted a lot.Wen Heng suddenly opened his eyes, staring at Lian Wushang with burning eyes: "Wushang!"

Lian Wushang gently wiped his face: "Well, I'm here." Wen Heng said: "Shall we go out to see the scenery?" Lian Wushang raised his eyebrows, and he stretched out three fingers to shake in front of Wen Heng "How much is this?" Wen Heng grasped Lian Wushang's shaking hand and put it on his lips to kiss: "Go out to see the scenery~~"

Lian Wushang chuckled: "I'm drunk and crazy again." This guy Wen Heng will be terrible when he is drunk, he will do all the things that he would not dare to do or can't do.For example, now, he said to go to see the scenery, so don't believe it.Lian Wushang once followed him to dig graves in the middle of the night, watching him call Lingxi and Shao Ning to go out with sacks and beat people with sap sticks.

Lian Wushang said: "What scenery to see in the middle of the night, go to sleep." Wen Heng said wronged: "No, I want to see the scenery." Lian Wushang helplessly touched Wen Heng's forehead, okay, forehead is hot: "What scenery do you want to see?"

Wen Heng: "Isn't the first layer of heaven charming? Let's go to the first layer of heaven! Let's catch Xuanyuan Lu and beat him up?" Lian Wushang: ... I knew this guy was unreliable! !

Wen Heng hugged Lian Wushang's waist and rubbed against his chest: "Let's go and beat him up, okay, okay?" Lian Wushang thought for a while: "No." Wen Heng chuckled: "Then Forget it, Wushang is the most important thing. Wushang, I want to kiss and hug."

Lian Wushang: "I'm hugging you." Wen Heng hummed: "I'm not hugging you hard enough, let me hug you instead." Lian Wushang didn't speak, and Wen Heng hugged her. Heng hugged Lian Wushang from behind, and his chin rested on Lian Wushang's shoulder.

"Wushang, shall we give red envelopes?" Wen Heng said, his thoughts leaped so fast that most people couldn't connect to his brain circuits.Lian Wushang was still very calm: "Okay."

What kind of red envelopes are included in the blue sky and white day?However, Lian Wushang actually met his needs, and Lian Wushang took out the red talisman paper used to make talisman seals.He and Wen Heng sat cross-legged on the bed, Lian Wushang lightly tapped the spiritual light in his hand, and the bright red talisman papers turned into storage bags with formations.

Wen Heng squinted his eyes and stuffed spirit stones into the storage bag, but he was an extremely stingy master, he only stuffed one spirit stone into each red envelope, and some only stuffed a spirit plant.Lian Wushang asked softly: "You just said you were going to fight Xuanyuanlu, why did you suddenly think of him?"

Wen Heng looked at Lian Wushang with an innocent face: "Wushang, I love you so much." Lian Wushang: ... You can't reason with drunks.

Lian Wushang asked again: "Why did you think of giving red envelopes again?" Wen Heng said: "It's the Chinese New Year, and I want to give red envelopes to my disciples." Lian Wushang was moved a bit: "Although I was drunk, I didn't forget that I am a teacher. Respect."

Wen Heng chuckled, pointed to a red envelope and said, "This one belongs to Rou'er, this one belongs to Gouzi..." He repeated the names of those who ascended with him, even Feng Yuan's name said.

When Wen Heng said a name, Lian Wushang prepared a red envelope for him, and in the end, he staggered out of the room holding a handful of red envelopes.Lian Wushang broke into a cold sweat for him and followed him.

Lian Wushang thought that Wen Heng was going to give red envelopes to those people in the square, in fact Wen Heng also thought so, but the way of handing out red envelopes was a bit wrong.

Wen Heng picked up Qing Yazi, who was as drunk as mud... and stuffed it into the red envelope: "Qing Yazi!! Happy New Year! Be safe every year!!" Qing Yazi with only one foot exposed outside the red envelope: ... …

Lian Wushang, who watched Wen Heng handing out the red envelope, was dumbfounded: ...

According to reliable sources, dozens of people were stuffed into the red envelopes by Qianji Sanren that day, and most of them had no power to resist, so they could only humiliately receive a red envelope with a spirit stone.Wen Heng looked at the red envelopes all over the floor and was satisfied: "Ah... happy."

Wen Heng returned to the room with a wobble. He took out the biggest red envelope, and put himself into the red envelope with two or three strokes.He exposed a head outside the red envelope, round like a red firecracker.Wen Heng said to Lian Wushang: "Wushang, this is my red envelope for you!"

As Wen Heng retracted his head, a huge bulging red envelope appeared in front of Lian Wushang.Lian Wushang couldn't help laughing: "It's a nice red envelope, I'll accept it."

The next day after sobering up, Wen Heng had a splitting headache, and he was almost half paralyzed on the bed, moaning, "Wushang, what's wrong with me?" He felt his bones ache, as if someone had beaten him eight hundred all over.

Lian Wushang sat beside him holding a volume of books, he said calmly: "Yesterday you got into the red envelope." Wen Heng looked confused: "What?"

Lian Wushang was not polite: "You said you would give red envelopes to disciples and everyone in the cultivation world, and then I made red envelopes for you. You got into it." Wen Heng still didn't quite understand: "I am such an old man. Get into the red envelope? Am I sick?"

Lian Wushang said: "I engraved formations on the talisman paper used to make red envelopes, people can indeed get in, but there will be some after-effects." Wen Heng sighed: "It seems that I have done something bad again."

When Wen Heng pushed open the door, he saw resentful little eyes full of courtyards.Tan Tianxiao complained: "Master, do you still remember what you did when you were drunk yesterday?" Wen Heng scratched his hair: "Wushang said, I went into the red envelope when I was drunk, and I still have to give everyone Red envelopes."

Gouzi snorted and said, "Are you giving out red envelopes? You are giving us red envelopes. You stuffed us into the storage bag. Look at Chunfeng, you broke his arm!!" Hanging Ge Chunfeng on the arm said resentfully: "I yelled not to, but Master, you stuffed me in without any explanation."

The worst thing was Bai Mian and the others who persuaded them to drink. This group of foxes was locked in the red envelope by Wen Heng. When they came out, a lot of hair was glued off by the formation, and now they are ashamed to see anyone.Fortunately, Yun Qing's monster is small, if the monster gets bigger and loses its hair, it will definitely start crying early in the morning.

Wen Heng stared: "...I did it??" Everyone said in unison: "Yes, you did it!" If Wen Heng was not their teacher and friend, Wen Heng would have become a human being who did it last night.

Wen Heng stroked his hair in trouble: "What did I do?" He didn't remember anything.

The day Wen Heng and the others returned to Chenghui Realm was already the 28th of the twelfth lunar month according to the lunar calendar, and the New Year would be two days later.At the time when it was supposed to celebrate the New Year with lanterns and festoons, everyone had to lie down for a day because Wen Heng went drunk.

Wen Heng lay on the bed with a sore back and sore back: "Wushang, why didn't you stop me?" Lian Wushang said calmly, "Why are you stopping? I'm not stopping you, you still want to go to the First Heaven to beat Xuanyuan Luyi Pause." Wen Heng was terrified: "I said??"

Lian Wushang had a photo stone over there, and Wen Heng felt ashamed when he saw his stupid appearance.Lian Wushang said earnestly: "Seeing you so happy yesterday, I couldn't bear to dissuade you. It's okay, I allow you to get drunk."

At this time, someone knocked on the door of the room, and a flash of light flashed in Lian Wushang's hand, and Yun Qing was standing outside the door.Wen Heng waved: "What's the matter? Come in." Yun Qing entered the door, followed by Yun Lele, the fat loach looked shorter and rounder.

Yun Qing said: "Master, I have agreed with Uncle Xiao to go to the Nether Realm to take a look today. Lele is quite naughty, and Senior Brother and the others are very busy, so I don't feel relieved to leave it to them. I think of you and my teacher's wife." Can you take care of me for a day, and I'll cook something delicious for you when I come back." Yun Lele cried out, "There must be something" in a sharp voice.

Lian Wushang stacked a bunch of silence spells with his backhand, Yun Lele couldn't scream immediately, and the vivid loach was as listless as an earthworm that had been placed on the soil for two hours.

Wen Heng knew about Yun Qing's going to the Nether Realm yesterday, and now he heard Yun Qing talk about it, he could only nod his head knowingly: "Okay, pay more attention to safety. Say hello to Xiao Li for me." Yun Qing He patted his little wings happily: "Good Master! Thank you Master, Master is so kind!"

Wen Heng rubbed Yun Qing's fluff: "Don't run around when you arrive in the Netherworld, go wherever your uncle Xiao Li tells you to go, don't look around and ask, do you know?" Yun Qing nodded: "Okay Master, I knew."

Yun Qing carried a storage bag and handed it to Wen Heng: "This is Lele's meal for today, master remember to feed it. Lele, do you know that you have to listen to master's words today? If you don't obey, I will cook it in red You." Yun Lele flapped her tail in a sluggish way, her big eyes dripping with water.

Wen Heng took the storage bag casually and put it next to the pillow and said with a smile: "This is a good way, if you don't obey, you will burn it." The tears in Yun Lele's eyes dripped down, it opened its mouth but couldn't make a sound, It's even more aggrieved.

Yun Qing's heart softened when he saw it: "Okay, don't cry, if you are good, I will bring you a gift and give you another meal!" Yun Lele's eyes were full of tears but suddenly burst out with surprise, he opened his mouth After finding that he couldn't make a sound, he slapped the ground a few times with his long tail like a loach, which was quite loud.

Wen Heng rubbed Yun Qing's neck: "Stop talking nonsense, go play. Have fun." In fact, he also wanted to visit the Netherworld, but Xiao Li didn't allow it.Discrimination should not be too obvious.

Yun Qing patted his ass and left, Wen Heng looked at his back and smiled for a while.He continued to lie down lazily, this time he patted the quilt to invite Lian Wushang to come up.Lian Wushang lay calmly beside Wen Heng, and the old couple looked at each other affectionately.

Just when he wanted to do something with Lian Wushang, he felt a strong gaze staring at them from the side.He and Lian Wushang took a closer look, only to see Yun Lele resting his head on the edge of the bed, two big eyes staring at him pitifully... the storage bag next to the pillow.

Being stared at by such eyes, Wen Heng involuntarily softened.When he thought about looking at such an ugly and cute cub all day today... he felt complicated and didn't want to talk.

Wen Heng hugged Lian Wushang's waist depressedly: "I always feel like I've grabbed something really important." Is it too late to chase Yun Qing back now?

The author has something to say: Happy New Year~~ Lao Wen sent out red envelopes today, and I also gave out red envelopes, there are red envelopes falling in the comment area~~

Happy New Year everyone!

Today, let our glamorous Lord Qingdi give out red envelopes~

Lian Wushang: Those who leave a message will receive a red envelope.

Yun Qing: Master, you are so cold, please be more enthusiastic.In this way, I will make a demonstration: Ladies and sisters, happy new year, those who leave a message to spread flowers will get my loving kiss~

Lian Wushang: If you're like this, won't Yun Bai have any objections?