A cat dressed as a paranoid hero

Fu Yuan was very embarrassed, everyone could see it.

Fortunately, everyone said one sentence to cover up the matter.

Winston Hodge: "Speaking of which, today is Xiaoxiao's birthday. Have you all prepared any birthday presents?"

Xiao Zhao: "I'm ready."

Lin Yu: "I'm ready too. Do you want to unwrap the present now?"

Grandma: "Let's eat now, the food is getting cold."

Morivina: "Hey, Master Lin, I was really deceived by you."

Maurice: "You can't call him Young Master Lin now, you should call him Young Master Feng."

……

The scene came alive again.Feng Kaixiu had nothing to do, and continued to exchange glasses with Fu Yuan. Fu Yuan was so happy that he didn't have to deal with this kind of situation, and continued to drink and drink.

It's just that occasionally, when he accidentally glanced at Feng Xiao who was opposite him, his heart couldn't stop beating.

From the beginning to the end, Feng Xiao just ate the small portion of honey cake in front of him in silence.He changed into a gray baroque shirt with a black pearl lace collar, looking as cute and elegant as a little prince.He lowered his eyes, as if he was concentrating on the cake.But every time Fu Yuan looked over, he could accurately raise his eyes and look at him.

Then seeing Fu Yuan look away in a panic, he lowered his eyes again to hide the smile in them.

In fact, everyone knew that Song Zangfeng had nothing to do with it.

Even Song Zangfeng himself understood.He just watched these two people chattering for so long, and he wanted to give them a push.

So Song Zangfeng also picked up the wine glass and ran to Fu Yuan to drink with him.Fu Yuan had just been fed by Feng Kaixiu, and he was about to start a PK with Song Zangfeng again.

Fortunately, Tiger King has a good capacity for alcohol, he didn't have a chance before, but today he is open to drinking.Come and drink one, come and drink a pair.Seeing Feng Kaixiu and Song Zangfeng fall one after another, everyone secretly became anxious.

Seeing that Feng Xiao was still eating his little cake, everyone looked at each other.Receiving Xiao Zhao's solemn gaze, Lin Yu raised his wine glass, and the strong man left forever.

"Huh? You... poured half a bottle?" Fu Yuan pushed Lin Yu, and Lin Yu lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

"I'll drink with you!" Morivina came with a wine bottle, Fu Yuan looked at him, a little dissatisfied: "You also come to join in the fun."

Although Fu Yuan hadn't held on yet, his face had already started to turn red.

"Hey, come here, let me show you how much your little dad can drink."

"Hmph, just drink it, my lord is still afraid of you."

After drinking this round for more than an hour, Morivina couldn't drink anymore, and crawled back to Maurice's feet with his last breath: "Brother, I, I did my best..."

"You're pretty good at drinking, aren't you?" Maolis hated iron for nothing, then looked at Feng Xiao, and sat on the sofa to watch TV.Beside him are two little tigers, crawling on top of him.

Maurice made up his mind, picked up his wine glass, and was about to go there.When he looked up, he saw Fu Yuan lying on the table.

Xiao Zhao ran over and pushed Fu Yuan, Fu Yuan hummed twice, and went to take the wine bottle again: "Who, who else?"

I can't straighten my tongue.

Xiao Zhao and Maolis looked at each other, and it was done!

It's also inconvenient to really pass out.The two looked at each other, and Maurice coughed, "Hey, it's so late, I'll take Morivina to the West Building to rest first, we still have work tomorrow."

"Oh, it's just right, let's go too." Xiao Zhao dragged Lin Yu up, and said to Feng Xiao, who was on the sofa with his back to them watching the animal world: "Master, let's go first."

As early as when Fu Yuan was drinking with Morivina, Winstor Hodge pushed Feng Kaixiu away.Song Zangfeng was also dragged away by his grandparents, so now, only Fu Yuan and Feng Xiao are left in the living room on the first floor of the villa in the East District.

There are also two little tigers.

About three or four minutes later, Feng Xiao stood up from the sofa, walked to Fu Yuan's side helplessly, and stretched out his hand to carry him back upstairs.Just when Fu Yuan stood up, Feng Xiao paused his hands, and then slowly raised the corners of his lips.

Tiger King's ability to pretend to be asleep is very average.When Feng Xiao's hand touched his waist, he couldn't help tensing up, and his breathing was slightly suffocated.

Just as everyone knew tonight that Fu Yuan should get drunk, so did Fu Yuan himself.But he is so old, among other things, his drinking capacity is the best.What's more, compared with the ones that King Tiger drank before, these wines are simply boiled water.

Seeing that everyone in the room was drunk by him, Fu Yuan had no choice but to pretend to be dizzy.But when Feng Xiao came over, he was a little timid.

When going up the stairs, Fu Yuan staggered.Two little tigers were pulling at his feet, and he accidentally stepped on them a few times.Finally, Feng Xiao picked him up, and the hazy yellow light in the stairwell shrouded the atmosphere, and the atmosphere instantly became hazy.

In fact, Fu Yuan didn't know why he had to cooperate with everyone to get himself drunk.He originally thought that if he was drunk, he would not have to face such an embarrassing scene.But I also vaguely feel in my heart that if I am drunk, even if something happens, let it happen and treat it as an accident.

Isn't it written like this in the lyric, after a one-night stand, I either run away or act as if nothing happened when I get up the next day.All protagonists are like this.

He's just one of them, and it's no big deal.

In any case, he didn't want to face Feng Xiao soberly.As for why, he didn't know.He was indeed happy with Feng Xiao in his heart, but he couldn't tell whether the joy was due to the love of an elder who watched Feng Xiao grow up, or something else.

Tiger King has lived for so many years, and he really doesn't know anything about love.He didn't dare to take the initiative to test it out, otherwise, once he finally confirmed that this emotion was just family affection, he would not only completely hurt Feng Xiao, but with Feng Xiao's personality, from now on, the two of them might not even be friends.

That being the case, let Feng Xiao take the first step.

If after tonight, Fu Yuan can confirm that he also has that kind of meaning for Feng Xiao, then everything will be easy to talk about.If not... then I'm afraid I really have to think about running away.

On this side, King Tiger was very anxious, pondering over and over again. On the other side, Feng Xiao had already put him in the bathtub, stripping him for a bath.

The young man's cold and slender hands gently touched Fu Yuan's skin, and Fu Yuan's heart was beating hard.But he was like a dead tiger, motionless, allowing Feng Xiao to turn over and over for him.

Anyway, it was all like this, and the Tiger King also went all out.Hurry up, pass this episode sooner, the king also asks for understanding in his heart.

But for some reason, Feng Xiao didn't take any further action.After taking a shower, put him in his pajamas and put him on the bed.

? ? ?This is the end? ?

Tiger King was still a little confused.

Then he heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom again, oh, Feng Xiao is a clean person, he had to wash both of them clean before doing business.

Fu Yuan was inexplicably relieved, what to do, just wait.

In fact, he was also a little embarrassed, obviously he was also thinking about that, so he made Feng Xiao busy...

After all, Fu Yuan drank some wine, and now he was lying on the bed and almost fell asleep, and fell asleep in a daze.

Suddenly he heard the sound of the door opening, King Tiger woke up immediately, but his eyes were tightly closed.

He's here He's here!

Fu Yuan silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looking forward to but also a little scared for the upcoming event.

So what, you have to wear a condom, right?But he doesn't seem to have bought a set, is Feng Xiao ready?

Worse, there must be something lubricated, right?

There is more!

Who goes up and who goes down? !This is the big problem.

Or to say that this big tiger is stupid, at this critical juncture, one important question after another suddenly entered his mind.

But he is 'drunk' now, even if he wants to compete with Feng Xiao, it seems unrealistic, right?Isn't that revealing?What's more, didn't he say to wait for Feng Xiao to take the initiative?I can't justify myself not being responsible when I accept people.

With many twists and turns in his heart, King Tiger gritted his teeth: Forget it, let him do it once tonight.If the relationship is confirmed, we will fight for it next time, if not...then he is worthy of Feng Xiao, right?After all, my lord has slept with you once, so what else do you want.

Thinking of this, Tiger King suddenly felt much more comfortable.The sense of guilt and guilt disappeared, and he was even a little excited. He wished Feng Xiao could act faster.

However, for some reason, Feng Xiao wasn't in a hurry.I dawdled in the room, and ran downstairs for more than 20 minutes.

It made Fu Yuan lie dry on the bed, which was called self-torture.

What are you doing?I'm already lying down, why don't you come?

If Tiger King could talk, he would certainly have said so.But he can't.

Drunk people can't collapse.

After finally waiting for Feng Xiao to come back from the outside, Fu Yuan could feel that the bed beside him was sunken.

His heart also dropped, here we come!

Fu Yuan was nervous, his fingers were buttoning the quilt, and there was fine sweat on his forehead.He thought to himself that Feng Xiao must have gone out to prepare those crime tools just now, and now that the tools are ready, it is finally time to start!

Tiger King held his breath and did relaxation exercises for himself.

Then he felt that Feng Xiao...

Fu Yuan frowned, opened his eyes, and stood up with his upper body propped up.

Feng Xiao was wearing a black T-shirt and black shorts. He didn't know what kind of body wash he used. The smell on his body was pure and clear, like the smell of books under the tree in a winter afternoon.In the slender white hand, he was holding a half-peeled egg.

It was white and glowing in the hazy yellow bedside lamp.

"Eat?" Feng Xiao didn't look surprised when he saw him approaching.

He turned his head slightly, and the light outlined his handsome and distinct profile.Those dark and deep eyes are like cold stars in the night sky.

Seeing that Fu Yuan didn't speak, Feng Xiao continued to peel the egg in his hand.Only then did Fu Yuan notice that there was actually a pot of eggs in front of him.

"...What are you doing?" King Tiger was really confused, what the hell is Feng Xiao doing?

He just ran out for more than 20 minutes. Could it be that he was cooking eggs? ?

Is it time for you to eat eggs? ? ?

The Tiger King was about to die of anger.

Feng Xiao had a calm and cold face, and said, "I didn't eat enough just now, I'm a little hungry."

Did I tell you not to eat just now?Just grab a honey cake and eat it all night, and you come to cook eggs at this time, you must be out of your mind!I think you, the hero, are really frigid!

Fu Yuan complained wildly in his heart.He really wanted to pull Feng Xiao's friends and relatives over to have a look, it's not that I don't show face, you see I've cooperated like this, he's still cooking eggs!This man is hopeless!

"Here."

As soon as Fu Yuan thought about it, a fragrant white egg was delivered to his mouth.

The Tiger King raised his eyes, and looked at the male lead almost resentfully.

Feng Xiao was serious, "I see you've been drinking all night, so you must not be full, right? Come, have one."

"...Don't eat!" Fu Yuan said angrily.

"Really don't eat?"

"Eat it yourself!" There are so many eggs boiled, it will kill you!

Fu Yuan was really angry, he had imagined so much about his feelings here, and the hero didn't mean anything to him at all!Ah ah ah ah ah shameful uh no, lost tiger! ! !

Fu Yuan finished speaking angrily, but at this moment, his stomach unexpectedly growled twice.

"..."

Feng Xiao smiled.Because he usually smiles very rarely, or it's either disguised or embellished, such a smile is really very precious.

Fu Yuan looked at him and smiled, and the fire in his heart disappeared.I blinked my eyes, feeling embarrassed.

Feng Xiao didn't say anything about him, and fed the egg to his mouth.This time Tiger King didn't insist anymore, he opened his mouth and started to eat.

Oh, not to mention, this fragrant egg tastes really good.Fu Yuan didn't have to do it himself, he really enjoyed it.

But even if Feng Xiao only gave him the egg whites on the surface, Fu Yuan was still hungry and was about to bite off the egg yolk, but Feng Xiao withdrew his hand and ate the egg yolk himself.

"...I'm not full yet." Fu Yuan said.

"It's not so much." Feng Xiao pushed him a pot of eggs and a glass of milk.

Fu Yuan simply sat up, and the two of them peeled the eggs together.Fu Yuan ate the egg whites, and the remaining egg yolks were given to Feng Xiao, and each person had a mouthful of milk.

Soon, the eggs in the basin were eaten up, and the milk also bottomed out.

There was still half an egg yolk left in Feng Xiao's place, Fu Yuan was a little greedy: "I'm not full yet."

"Why are you so full? You won't have to work hard later." Feng Xiao said, eating the remaining half of the egg yolk, and drank the last sip of milk.

"……what?"

Before Fu Yuan understood what he meant, Feng Xiao put the milk cup aside, put the basin on the desk, rinsed his mouth with water, and wiped his mouth with a piece of paper.Then he turned around and quickly got on the bed, pressed Fu Yuan and kissed him.The overwhelming breath invaded Fu Yuan's limbs irresistibly.

"Well!……"

Fu Yuan finally came to his senses.He struggled immediately, but he didn't know whether it was because he wasn't full or because he was frightened. His limbs trembled and his breathing was short of breath, and he didn't seem to be his own.

Feng Xiao's hand touched it, but Fu Yuan went limp all over without exerting any force.From this point of view, this is definitely not a fucking family relationship.But it's not so worthless, right? ?

Fu Yuan is not reconciled, at this point, no matter what happens, he has to be rescued.So Fu Yuan blushed and flipped over to Feng Xiao.

He sat on Feng Xiao's waist, with his hands on Feng Xiao's chest.The strong and protruding muscles under his hands were tough and undulating, Fu Yuan squeezed out a teasing smile: "You boy, you have a pretty good figure."

Feng Xiao didn't say much, he took off his black T-shirt and pressed Fu Yuan's hand on his chest.The hot and hard touch almost burned Fu Yuan's hand, and he flinched.Looking down at the young man's deep black eyes, he dared to touch them again.

Both of them could not help but increase their breathing.

Feng Xiao's protruding throat rolled, his eyes were deep, and he raised his hand to touch Fu Yuan's face.Fu Yuan rubbed against his palm involuntarily and closed his eyes slightly.

"Xiaohan...can I still call you Xiaohan?" He is used to calling him that since he was a child.

Feng Xiao gave a low hum, and said in a hoarse and sexy voice: "Or you can call me brother."

Fu Yuan smiled, "You don't like me calling you brother, don't you?"

Feng Xiao raised his eyebrows: "It depends on who it is."

Fu Yuan was puzzled: "A brother is a brother, what kind of brother can we be?"

Feng Xiao pulled him down and whispered something into his ear.

When Fu Yuan heard this, his ears turned red.At this moment, the world suddenly spun, and the next moment, Feng Xiao was on top of him.And the pajamas on his body were unbuttoned at some point.

"you……"

As soon as Fu Yuan opened his mouth, Feng Xiao blocked his mouth.The overwhelming kisses fell, both of them were like hungry fish.

The bed is like a desert exposed to the sun, and their only coolness is each other's bodies, so they are constantly touching, leaning, rolling, and asking for each other.

As the saying goes, old trees bloom, and dry land is sweet.Fu Yuan figured out what he was thinking, this time it was thunder and fire, and his body was on fire.Although it was a bit uncomfortable at the beginning, King Tiger must have been a little hurt, but Feng Xiao must have learned it. Although he didn't say how mellow and familiar, just the little effort in his mouth made Fu Yuan's relatives fascinated.

What's more, when King Tiger looked at Feng Xiao's face at this time, his body couldn't help convulsing.

"You, you... don't... take it lightly..."

"Then focus on it."

Feng Xiao completely misunderstood what he meant.

Fu Yuan was about to go crazy, but he didn't dare to scream, bit the back of his hand to end the round, and Feng Xiao told him: "It's sound proof, call whatever you want."

Fu Yuan had the heart to cry, and was taking a few breaths when he came again.

"Why isn't it over yet?" Fu Yuan stretched out his hand to stop him, Feng Xiao clasped his ten fingers together, palm to palm, finger to finger.

This action inexplicably made Fu Yuan blush even more.The corners of his eyes were red, and his whole body was dehydrated, making his whole body slippery.

Feng Xiao leaned down and kissed the corner of his lips, "Good boy, how many eggs did you eat just now?"

Fu Yuan asked his five fans three times: "Six...seven?"

Feng Xiao bared his teeth with a smile, "Well, let's continue."

"Ah?" Fu Yuan's voice changed, "Isn't it? You're kidding, no way. Me, I ate at most three, and you ate the rest yourself."

Feng Xiao rolled his eyes, lying on him like a little wolf dog.

"Then, how many times do you call brother, and how many times will we be exempted?"

How many times do you call my brother to avoid it?And this good thing.

Fu Yuan thought for a while, then lowered his old face: "Brother, brother... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah you liar..."

"I didn't lie to you. If you call out, I will keep my word."

"elder brother……"

"This kind of thing is not counted. I didn't hear it. Call it louder."

liar, liar.He can't make a full sound at all now!

Tiger King regretted it, regretted it very much, and shouldn't be greedy for those eggs.

After that, as soon as Tiger King heard about eating eggs, the whole tiger got up and ran!

Finally, when Feng Xiao finally called Jin to withdraw his troops, it was already past four o'clock in the morning.The tiger king couldn't straighten his tired fingers, and he was whining and throwing a fit.The red and swollen mouth kept muttering: "Liar..."

Feng Xiao hugged him from behind, his fingers were tightly intertwined with his, and they were placed on Fu Yuan's chest.Seeing King Tiger like this, Feng Xiao felt a little wronged.

"You still pretend to be drunk, blame me."

A man's mouth, you deceitful ghost, after getting King Tiger, Feng Xiao dared to lose his temper.

Hearing his words, Fu Yuan moved his fingers and made a couple of moves.Feng Xiao immediately hugged him tightly, "Okay, okay, blame me."

"...Didn't you say that I don't need to work hard?" Fu Yuan whispered.

When Feng Xiao heard it, he was taken aback for a moment, "Then, I will improve it next time."

"Hey, I believe you are a ghost."

Feng Xiao kissed him on the shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Ayuan, thank you. I... have consummated."

Fu Yuan was slightly taken aback, for a long time, he didn't say anything else: "Go to sleep, I have to get up early tomorrow."

What he was talking about was that big family who couldn't sleep in tomorrow.

Feng Xiao thought in his heart that he had to get up early.I have to choose a good day with my father, uncles, grandparents, the house has to be rearranged, and wedding invitations have to be prepared.

But I can't tell Fu Yuan about this right now, otherwise this big tiger will think about running away again.

The author has something to say: Well, the finale! ! !

In the extra episode, the young master traveled to the world of Tiger King!The wedding was also at that time, probably... about [-] to [-] words.

As for whether there are cubs, um... Generally, if there are cubs in my articles, they are all obtained from Nascent Soul or Neidan, and this book is probably the same!

Chumi, thank you for your support~~~~