Have You Ever Met Such a Cold Author

Huo Miao finally asked for leave.

I don't know why, when he told the truth that "the roommate is in a relationship, so he invites him to dinner", You Hongzhi, who was originally unwilling to let him go, looked up at him, and suddenly asked, "Your roommate already has a date?"

"Yes, I just had it." Huo Miao said angrily, "It's too much! I worked hard all day today, and I finally went back to the dormitory to relax, but he showed his love , It didn’t stop for an entire hour! It’s really insane and inhuman... Hey, can I go, if I can’t, I have to go back to my family early.”

"Go." You Hongzhi said.

"Huh?" Huo Miao looked at You Hongzhi suspiciously, although he still looked as cold as ice, but for some reason, Huo Miao felt that he seemed to be in a better mood, "Why did you suddenly become so talkative?"

You Hongzhi said: "When did I become hard to talk?"

Huo Miao: "..." Under the eaves, he gave up the idea of ​​arguing with You Hongzhi, and asked, "Eat first or work first?"

You Hong paused, frowned and asked, "What job?"

"I don't know, isn't this waiting for you to give me a task?" Huo Miao said blankly, "Otherwise, why did you arrest me from the dormitory?"

"Aside from work, can't I come to you for other things?"

"Oh..." From Huo Miao's point of view, it was unnecessary to say what other things were.Every time he came to this apartment before, he was either to work or have sex, "It's ok, I'll take a shower first?"

You Hongzhi seemed to be choking, looked at him for several seconds, and then sneered: "Then you wash it, I'm going out to eat."

"What? Wait, you really took me out for dinner?"

But You Hongzhi ignored him, and was about to leave after changing into a casual coat. Huo Miao flew over and entangled him like an octopus from behind.

You Hongzhi froze for a moment, obviously no one had dared to pester him like this before, he said angrily: "Come down!"

"Brother, woo woo woo, take me with you."

"Order takeaway yourself."

"No, don't be angry, I misunderstood you, you are a good person, I'm so hungry, I also want to go out to eat delicious food, brother..."

You Hongzhi couldn't bear it anymore and said: "...Come down and change your shoes. Are you going out in slippers?"

Huo Miao hurriedly got off him. He was afraid that You Hongzhi would cheat or go back on his word, so he insisted on pulling his sleeve with one hand when he was changing shoes while sitting on the chair in the porch.You Hongzhi looked helplessly at him tying his shoelace awkwardly with one hand, and for the first time I don't know how many times he deeply wondered if there was something wrong in his mind as a little junior.

"You can't go out if you are tied like this forever."

He pulled the sleeve out of Huo Miao's hand, and Huo Miao said anxiously, "Don't go..."

Before the words fell, he suddenly stopped in shock.

The tyrant who speaks for himself in the company single-handedly created the miracle of Yaoling, an online game. The arrogant You Hongzhi knelt down on one knee in front of him and bent over to tie his shoelaces for him.

"Have you ever tied your boyfriend's shoelaces?" Huo Miao finally asked while Tang Cuo went to the bathroom.

Lu Lianguang had an expression of "Are you insane?", and said in disbelief, "You've been holding back for so long, I thought you wanted to ask me some X-rated questions—that's all you wanted to ask?"

"Is there any?"

"No, my Bamboo God doesn't have shoes that need to be tied. What's wrong?"

Huo Miao didn't get the answer he wanted, so he couldn't continue asking. He looked a little disappointed, but he still persevered and asked from another angle: "Then under what circumstances would you gays tie the shoes of a person you hate?" bring?"

"Being bound to a system of 'if you don't tie your shoelaces to those you hate, you will die'." Lu Lianguang said speechlessly, "Why do you want to study how we gays tie their shoes? Why, Tian Qingyi It's your honeymoon, your company sent you to write the plot for the game?"

Huo Miao was lying on the table with a serious expression on her face.

Just as Lu Lianguang was about to ask again, Tang Cui came back, and he immediately forgot about Huo Miao.

"I'll ask the waiter to come over and order, okay?" He leaned close to Tang Cuo and whispered in his ear, "Don't be nervous, I'm by the side. If he asks any other questions, I'll answer them for you. Let's try it, shall we?"

Tang Cu seldom ate in the restaurant, the main reason was to avoid talking directly to the waiter, but Lu Lianguang was here today, he was not particularly nervous and nodded.

Lu Lianguang took off his coat, got up and walked outside.

"Your clothes are really, really stupid." Huo Miao said with great disgust, "I really don't want to sit with you, I feel like everyone is looking at us."

Lu Lianguang deliberately wore his own DIY T-shirt today, a pure white T-shirt, with four big black characters written on it: No coriander.There is also a line of flamboyant small characters written by himself with a pen before going out: except for sweet and sour.

Lu Lianguang originally wanted to give Huo Miao the middle finger, but because Tang Cu was here, he cherished his image very much, so he could only pretend to say "you don't understand" and then went out.

Huo Miao was really puzzled, because he didn't know what Zhu Congsheng's real name was. As soon as Lu Lianguang left, he urged Tang Cuo on the sidelines: "It's too embarrassing, Bamboo God, let's sit at a table later and pretend Tsukuru doesn't know him."

Tang Cu was older than them, and he felt that it was impolite to call his name directly, so he called the God of Bamboo along with others on the Internet.

"He used to wear this clothes to the noodle shop every day, and the boss already knows him." Tang Cu didn't reply, and Huo Miao didn't care. Lu Lianguang also greeted him about the impressive deeds behind the author, so he was quite pleased with himself when he said it, "I don't know what's wrong today, I insisted on manually adding a sentence below, you said..."

"What are you talking about, you're so happy—hey Sanshui, how many times have I told you, don't talk to him so close." Lu Lianguang led the waiter back, stretched out his hand to pull Tang Cuo closer to him, and pressed against him He asked softly in his ear, "Huh? What did you say behind my back?"

"I said I won't sit at the same table with you." Tang Cu replied honestly, and added, "I want to sit with you."

Lu Lianguang was full of joy, he couldn't be too intimate in public, so he could only secretly rub Tang Cu's wrist under the cover of his sleeve to express his love.He didn't care what other people thought, the main reason was that Tang Cu had a thin skin and wouldn't let him go to bed when he got angry. He slept on the sofa all night because he bullied people too much last night.

Huo Miao: "..." Why did he humiliate himself?

Huo Miao, who thought he fully understood the attributes of these two people, changed his strategy. When Tang Cui ordered the meal and the waiter left, he began to ruthlessly expose Lu Lianguang's dark history.

"In the entire Zangxiu building, we sneaked out the most at night in 817." Huo Miao said painfully, "I was dragged out by him! Every day I get stuck and run out every day. The key is that he never fails to get stuck!"

Tang Cu actually wanted to ask, what did you guys do when you ran out?But he was too embarrassed to ask Huo Miao, so he could only poke the road secretly to save his thighs.

Lu Lianguang glanced at him, and said with a dry smile: "Which college student has not climbed over the wall, there is nothing to say."

Tang Tuo poked his thigh angrily.

Lu Lianguang: "...Want to hear it?"

Tang Cu poked his thigh approvingly.

So he could only say vaguely: "Well, just... in the middle of the night, go out for a stroll, breathe fresh air, and find inspiration easily..."

Huo Miao ruthlessly exposed his attempt to pretend to be a freshman of literature and art: "What kind of inspiration are you looking for? Nine out of ten times we slipped out to eat chapters..." For some reason, he froze for a moment, then changed his words, "Eat food .”

Tang Cu didn't make any comments, and Huo Miao didn't care. After all, apart from meeting and saying hello today, this guy hardly talked to him. It seemed that he would only respond to Lu Lianguang when he talked to him.

He thought Tang Cu was not interested in this topic, so he didn't say anything further.

Only Lu Lianguang knew that this man who didn't seem interested happily poked him under the table after hearing the story of him insisting on climbing over the wall to go out for supper all year round.