Have You Ever Met Such a Cold Author

When Lu Lianguang refreshed a whole page of reward records, he thought it was a bug in the system.

The rewards of each literature website will be divided into different stalls according to the size of the amount, and the rewarding habits of each reader are different. For the same large amount of reward, some people will vote all at once, and some people are used to breaking it down into small amounts. Submit several times, because the reward system will automatically send out a comment with the reward amount every time, and multiple rewards are easier to attract the author's attention.

Sweet and Sour, the No. [-] gold master of Heguang Tongchen, this well-known local tycoon with a pen-tip female channel, his habit is to only tip the highest amount, never engage in those fancy operations, and even throw away the account after it is used , the style is very straightforward, unpretentious, and inhumane.

But today, something clearly went wrong.

Sweet and sour, who has always been coldly throwing down the largest tip and leaving, is now swiping the screen with small tipping.

Others can only read a few posts at most, but this one has already read several pages.If it was an ordinary comment, his account would have been judged by the system to be automatically banned by swiping the screen, but it happened to be a reward notice, which would not trigger the punishment mechanism, so the comment area of ​​He Guang Tong Chen was slaughtered, and several pages in succession They are all the same tip notifications, starting with the same nickname - sweet and sour coriander.

Lu Lianguang, whose face was covered with sweet and sour coriander: "..."

Occasionally, a few puzzled readers popped up in the comment area, asking the boss what happened in horror, and if you have anything you want to say to the author, just say it, don't be overwhelmed!

However, the boss turned a deaf ear to it, and made this new ID the leader on the fan list, and this frenzied massacre finally stopped.

The matter that could be solved with a few maximum rewards, he insisted on scrolling through more than a dozen pages. Lu Lianguang confirmed his background income records several times, and finally believed that this was not a bug, but a real action of the other party.

Lu Lianguang, dumbfounded, opened the background and sent a private message to the other party.

He Guang Tong Chen: Thank you, my sister's leader!But... I have endured the sweet and sour fruit series before, what is sweet and sour coriander, it's too scary [laughing and crying]

He would routinely send a private message to each leader to thank him, but those accounts starting with sweet and sour never replied to him. If he wanted to come to Tuhao, he would just register an account and throw another account.But unexpectedly, this time he actually received a reply very quickly.

Sweet and Sour Coriander: I am not a girl.

……Huh?Lu Lianguang paused with his fingers, and the local tyrant replied in an unprecedented way. Could it be that he swiped the screen deliberately to attract the author's attention?He quickly replied: "Oh, sorry bro. Do you have something to tell me?"

Sweet and Sour Coriander: All right.

He Guang Tong Chen: Then why did you change the screen refresh today?

Sweet and Sour Coriander: I would love to.

And light and dust: ?

Sweet and sour coriander: Shut down, goodbye.

And light and dust: ? ? ?

Heguang Tongchen: Wait, what, why do you want to shut down?

Lu Lianguang was puzzled, but instead of waiting for a reply from Sweet and Sour Coriander, he waited for a call from the editor instead.

Under normal circumstances, everyone communicates online and rarely calls. It is not convenient to talk about it online. Lu Lianguang knows exactly what it is that needs the other party to call in person.

He turned on the recording function before answering the phone.

"Teacher." Lu Lianguang's editor in charge was a soft-spoken girl, "Hi, I'm Bijian Literature Network, so I won't bother you right now?"

"Don't disturb, but before you start talking, I want to tell you something first." Lu Lianguang said in a very polite tone, "I will record this call."

The other party was obviously stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "What?"

Lu Lianguang still said gracefully: "I said, I will record the whole process of this call, and I may release the recording to the public or use it in other places. I will let you know in advance."

"Okay, teacher, then...then wait a moment..." the other party said in a panic, and then there was a muffled sound, presumably she was talking to someone with her hands on the microphone.

When the microphone was released again, the voice on the other side had been replaced by a male voice.

"Hello? Xiaolu, hello, I'm Editor-in-Chief Sun, and we talked before."

Yep, downgraded directly from "teacher" to "Xiaolu".Lu Lianguang was very impatient with Editor-in-Chief Sun's superior bureaucratic accent, and he lost the manner in which he spoke to women, so he said indifferently, "Hello."

Editor-in-chief Sun let out a "hmm", knowing that he was upset recently, but he didn't really care, and asked, "You just said that you were recording... What's going on?"

"It's nothing, don't be nervous, it's just that you've been bitten by a snake once, and you've been afraid of well ropes for ten years, just in case." He was not bitten by a snake, but had already beaten the snake half to death. The snake pulled hatred, "I am different from some vicious people. If I record it, I will tell you that I am recording it. If I don't record it myself, who knows what will be taken out of context? Don't you think , Editor-in-Chief Sun?"

Editor-in-Chief Sun was about to say "yes" when he suddenly remembered that this was a recording. If it was released later, wouldn't it be that he himself admitted that Zhu Yu is a "sinister villain"?This is the author they signed the agreement and are promoting...

It's all the bastard things like bamboo cocoons, what kind of bastard things are they doing!So much so that now he has to suffer this anger with his hands tied!Editor-in-Chief Sun was annoyed secretly, and put the blame on Zhu Yu's head, and said vaguely: "Well, um... this matter, Xiaolu, I know you have been wronged. We called Zhu Yu sternly at the first time. Cocooned, he also knew he was wrong—you haven’t read Weibo yet, have you?”

"What Weibo?" Lu Lianguang said while turning on the computer with his free hand. Editor-in-Chief Sun said enthusiastically, "He just publicly apologized to you and wrote a long letter of apology! We are looking for you I just want to tell you that this matter has been dealt with. Hey, he really misunderstood, and he did something bad with good intentions, so don't take it to your heart..."

Lu Lianguang read the "very long letter of apology" published by Zhu Cocoon in the editor-in-chief Sun's babbling at a glance, and laughed in his heart.

Rather than calling it a letter of apology, it is better to call it a white-washed manuscript. Besides, this manuscript is very smooth and sincere, and it is extremely inconsistent with Zhucocoon's writing in vernacular. It seems that someone has polished it for him. Or simply ask someone to write it on the nib, and let him send it out.

Editor-in-Chief Sun probably really had a generation gap with him, thinking that the young man who was still in school hadn't seen much of the world, so it was easy to be fooled.

"Editor, this is wrong." Lu Lianguang said calmly, "Why did you apologize to me? I don't care, the main victim is the bamboo god, right?"

Editor-in-Chief Sun said: "Well, he, let's talk about it, let's deal with it one by one, let's talk about your matter first-you see he apologized to you, do you want to go up and respond?"

"That won't work. He even apologized to Bamboo God for this matter. He didn't say sorry to Bamboo God at all, so I responded. This is inappropriate."

"What's wrong with this..." Editor-in-Chief Sun was a little anxious, but he still had to ask for help from others. The author was a rising master, and the call was still being recorded, so he couldn't be too tough. Renke politely pushed back and forth several times, and finally editor-in-chief Sun couldn't bear it any longer, and couldn't help revealing the truth: "In a few days, Dongling's manga exhibition is the biggest annual exhibition, you know that? Zhu Yu is one of the specially invited authors this time, and he came to Dongling for this matter, and the publicity has been done, so it is not good to remove him temporarily...Xiao Lu, you have to think about the website."

This is half of what I said, and it means that if this matter is not resolved, if you take bamboo cocoons to participate in activities, the website will not look good, and there may be safety hazards——Heguang Tongchen and Bamboo Congsheng both have huge numbers For those who are diehard fans, after the incident broke out, Zhu Cocoon received a lot of extreme insults, who knows if the extreme fans will retaliate on the spot?

Of course, Lu Lianguang suspected that with his pen-tip style, he might still care more about the reputation of the website than about his personal safety.

"Of course I'm thinking about the website. It's all good, and it's all bad." Lu Lianguang smiled, and then changed his tone and said back, "It's just that he apologized in the wrong direction, and I'm afraid it won't help if I respond, Bamboo God fans They won’t buy from me.”

Editor-in-Chief Sun suffered internal injuries.He originally came here to make Lu Lianguang accept an apology, so this matter can be regarded as closed. Unexpectedly, Lu Lianguang came to make a recording first, but he was the victim of the recording incident, so there was nothing to say about him.Editor-in-Chief Sun originally planned to use both hard and soft words, but in this way, he could not utter those "hard" words at all because he was concerned about the recording.

"...Well, I'll let him rewrite it." Editor-in-Chief Sun squeezed out words through his teeth, and compromised, "Write another copy for Xiao Tang."

... Xiao Tang.

Lu Lianguang was slightly stunned for a moment, that's right, Zhushen said that his surname was Tang... His goal had been achieved, so he exchanged a few perfunctory greetings with Editor-in-Chief Sun and hung up the phone.

After Editor-in-Chief Sun ended the aggrieved phone call, how he took his anger out on Zhu Cocoon and ordered him to immediately apologize to Zhu Congsheng, but Lu Lianguang quickly forgot about it.

Compared with this, he is more concerned about another thing now.

Lu Lianguang flipped through the private message record with only a few short lines just now in bewilderment, always feeling that something was wrong.The number one benefactor replied to him for the first time, but why did he have a very unhappy tone?He didn't write any poisonous points in the new chapter he updated today, isn't it sweet?Besides, how can anyone use tipping to vent their anger?

Moreover, the frequency of coriander appearing in his life recently is a bit high, and the last time I had noodles with Zhushen, I forgot to ask the proprietress not to add it...

Ok?

Lu Lianguang froze suddenly.Editor-in-Chief Sun reminded him just now that Zhu Congsheng's surname is Tang.

Coriander, male, inexplicable temper, shutdown... There are very few situations in modern society that need to be shut down, and the plane takes off as one of them.

But it's not right.At the time of their conversation, Bamboo God should have already taken off for half an hour, how could it be possible to send him a private message?

What are you thinking about... Lu Lianguang shook his head, denied his unrealistic guess, and opened the flight information query software, wanting to see where Zhu Congsheng flew.The flight he had saved showed that it was delayed by four and ten minutes and had just taken off.

Lu Lianguang stared at the big red "Delayed by 10 and [-] minutes" for a while in disbelief, his brain froze a bit.

After a few minutes, he jumped from the couch and strode across the apartment to the kitchen bar.Regardless of politeness and impoliteness, privacy is not private anymore, this time, he removed the cheap mug pressed on the ticket without hesitation.

According to international practice, the first and last name on the ticket are separated by a slash.The name column of this North American Airlines ticket is clearly printed - TANG/CU.