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After dinner, Si Yu originally wanted Lin Mubai to help clean up, but before he could say what he wanted to do, Lin Mubai dropped his chopsticks and quickly hugged Xiao Maoliu as soon as he glanced over.

Si Yu rolled his eyes, curled his lips and said, "This guy only moves fast when eating and avoiding housework."

The guy next door slipped away, and Si Yu figured out that in the family of three, the young one is a little monster who is still growing up, the old one is a noble pure-blood, and he is the only young and middle-aged laborer.

He sighed, and appointed him to be an old mother, cleaning up the dishes, cleaning up the garbage, cleaning the table and sweeping the floor...so busy that he didn't even have time to drink.

A table of crab shells had just been swept into the trash can when Si Yu wrung out a rag from the kitchen, just in time to meet Qi Lu walking around from the yard and entering the house.

Mr. Qi has obviously forgotten his crab monster friend when he was young. Now he has put crabs into No. 1 in the "Human Food Delicious Ranking" and is very satisfied with eating.Qi Lu walked slowly to the table and sat down, with a straight figure and a stern face, his shirt was buttoned up to the top, and he was clean and refreshed.

Si Yu looked down at himself again, with a dirty shit-yellow apron hanging around his neck, plastic gloves on his hands, and a trash can at his feet, half full of crab shells—and a little bit of fireworks The non-stick Mr. Qi is in stark contrast.

"There," Qi Lu saw Si Yu standing stupidly with a rag, knocked on the table kindly, and reminded, "It wasn't wiped clean."

Si Yu raised his eyebrows when he heard this, threw the rag on the table, put on a posture of quitting, crossed his arms, and said to Qi Lu: "Mr. Qi, I think an important factor for family harmony is housework. There must be a reasonable division of labor."

"Well, I agree," Qi Lu nodded seriously, and then asked a little strangely, "Then?"

Si Yu pointed to the small kitchen behind him: "The bowls haven't been washed yet."

Qi Lu gave an indifferent "hmm".

"Okay, Mr. Qi," Si Yu said angrily, "play stupid with me, right?"

Qi Lu shrugged, shook his head blankly, his eyes were extremely innocent.

Si Yu raised his eyelids and looked at Qi Lu. Seeing Mr. Qi's recalcitrant attitude, he said, "Mr. Qi, you are over 200 years old, so it's time to help with some housework, such as washing dishes and so on. of."

Qi Lu thought about it thoughtfully, and replied, "It makes sense."

Si Yu pulled out a smirk, squinted his eyes and praised: "A child can be taught..."

Qi Lu turned his head: "Qi Xiaofu, come in."

Si Yu: "..."

Xiaofu ran in with the little basin in his arms, and said, "Master, Xiaofu is basking in the moon with the little crab!"

Qi Lu raised his hand and pointed towards the kitchen: "Wash the dishes."

Xiao Fu was stunned, and protested with pursed mouth: "No!"

"You are in your 40s," Qi Lu said very seriously, "It's time to do housework, such as washing dishes."

Xiaofu sniffed, wanting to cry or not: "But Xiaofu did laundry yesterday! He even woke everyone up in the morning!"

Qi Lu raised his eyebrows: "Then let's do the dishes."

Little Qi Xiaofu held the little basin around in aggrieved way, Si Yu wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he took off his gloves and patted the little guy's face: "Master is teasing you, go play with the little crab."

The little guy's eyes lit up with a "swish", and he raised his head and asked, "Don't you need to wash the dishes?"

"No need," Si Yu pinched his face, "Brother wash it."

"Brother is so kind!" Xiaofu said in a childlike voice, and happily ran out to bask in the moon with the little basin in his arms. The little guy's soft voice came from the yard, "Little crab, little crab, grow up quickly, When I grow up, I beat the master together with Xiaofu, lock the master in the kitchen every day, and wash a hundred and one thousand dishes..."

Qi Lu: "..."

Si Yu: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Qi Lu touched his nose: "Don't laugh!"

Si Yu let out an "oh", and tried to take a deep breath and hold his stomach in order not to laugh out loud.

The little guy in the yard is still talking to himself: "If the master washes the dishes well, we will reward the master with a gummy bear, and we can only reward one gummy bear a day! If the master does not wash well, you can use your The big pliers pinch the master's buttocks, and the master becomes the master with a red butt..."

"Pfft—hahahahahaha..." Si Yu tugged at his face, "Yes, I'm sorry, no, I didn't laugh on purpose, hahahahahaha..."

Qi Lu raised his hand and rubbed between his brows: "Qi Xiaofu, come in!"

Three seconds later, the little guy ran in with a small basin in his arms, blinking his round eyes cutely and cutely: "Master, what's the matter?"

Si Yu hurriedly stood between the two of them and said, "It's all right, the master is just calling and calling, let's go play with the little crab."

"Oh!" Xiaofu nodded, turned around and ran away stepping on his little leather shoes.

Si Yu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and pushed Qi Lu with his elbow: "Hey, why are you always having trouble with the little guy these two days? You are over 200 years old, so immature!"

"No." Qi Lu refused to admit it.

"Oh—?" Si Yu suddenly leaned over and faced Qi Lu face to face, "Really?"

"Ahem..." Qi Lu tilted his head, "No."

Si Yu chuckled, straightened up and wiped the table beside him, and hummed softly: "In the ancient East, there is a blood race, and his name is Naive Ghost~"

Qi Lu's forehead twitched, feeling that Teacher Si's insinuation skills could be said to be at its peak.

"Blood blood loves to bully children, bully children forever and ever~"

Mr. Si's voice was full of ups and downs, and Mr. Qi couldn't bear it anymore: "What are you singing?"

"Ah?" Teacher Si held the rag with an innocent face, "It's a nursery rhyme in our human world, every human being can sing it."

Mr. Qi said with a cold face, "Singing is not allowed."

Teacher Si asked strangely, "Why?"

Mr. Qi held back for a long time and came up with a reason: "It's ugly."

"Oh," Teacher Si said with a smile, "Then close your ears."

After Teacher Si finished speaking, he continued to sing his non-key nursery rhymes, such as "Childish ghost, really so naive, the king of naivety is him, that is him", "The old man who bullies children, wearing a big cloak" one after another. First, the words are not repetitive.

Mr. Qi: "..."

Qi Lu has been raising children for more than 100 years since Qi Xiaofu was just a little bat that couldn't change form, but the education methods are very lacking.Under normal circumstances, what to do if the child becomes fussy and disobedient-violent suppression can be solved.But Teacher Si is obviously much more difficult to deal with than the bear Qi Xiaofu, let's suppress it violently, Qi Lu himself is the first to be reluctant.

The only way to deal with brats didn't work on Mr. Si, so Mr. Qi had no choice but to admit it.

Si Yu sang and finished wiping the table, picked up the trash can and walked to the door, turned around and warned Qi Lu: "I'm going out to take out the trash, don't bully Xiao Fu!"

Qi Lu was expressionless: "He burned the wood I cut."

Si Yu paused for a moment before realizing what Qi Lu was talking about, so he leaned against the door frame and laughed happily: "Just because the little guy burned a piece of your wood two days ago? Mr. Qi, you are too Childish!"

Qi Lu felt that he had done the stupidest thing in more than 200 years, but it was impossible for the noble pure-blood Mr. Qi to admit that he got into trouble with the little guy just because of a piece of wood.

Si Yu laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth but saw his eyes: "There are so many logs in the mountain behind, wouldn't it be enough to get a few more? Hahahahahahahaha..."

Qi Lu was very wronged, the one the little guy burned wasn't just a random piece of wood - he just picked it up after wandering in the mountains for several days, the wood, quality and texture were all the best, but Qi Xiaofu was I picked this one and set it on fire.

Qi Lu cleared his throat: "Aren't you going to take out the trash?"

"Go, go, go," Si Yu walked out while smiling, "Mr. Qi, why are you getting cuter and cuter recently hahahahahahahaha..."

Qi Lu's ears turned red from the joke, he raised his hand and scratched the bridge of his nose, then lowered his head and laughed.

He also felt that recently...why has he become more and more stupid?

Sure enough, human beings are hateful and stupid creatures.Qi Lu clearly felt that since Si Yu broke into his life without authorization, he was out of control more and more, and he was being stupid more and more.Qi Lu looked at Si Yu Deser's back, and felt that the apex of his heart was crisp and itchy - what kind of wood is the best, he shouldn't always think of the best for such a guy, such an abominable teacher like Si Humans should...

Qi Lu gritted his teeth and softened his heart within two seconds. He sighed and shook his head helplessly.

——An extremely hateful human being like Teacher Si should be matched with the best.

When Si Yu came back, there was no one at the dining table, he looked around in the living room but didn't see Qi Lu, thinking maybe he went back first.

He carried the bucket into the kitchen, and at a glance he saw the man standing by the sink. He was tall and slender, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, and the cuffs of his shirt were folded a little above the wrist bones.

"Mr. Qi, what are you doing here?"

"Wash the dishes." Qi Lu replied without turning his head.

Si Yu's heart warmed, and he walked up to Qi Lu with some emotion: "Why do you..."

He got stuck in the middle of the sentence, Si Yu stared blankly at the pool of dirty dishes, what he was like when he left and what he is now: "Aren't you washing the dishes?"

Qi Lu turned to look at him and said calmly, "No."

Si Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "You are so stupid! Let me teach you, that is called dishwashing liquid, it is specially used for washing dishes, you squeeze that one first..."

Mr. Qi finished washing a pool of dishes and chopsticks under the hands-on guidance of Mr. Si. It was the first time he did this in more than 200 years, and he even broke a spoon in the rush.

The kitchen was very small, and Qi Lu was born tall, so the space immediately became cramped as soon as he entered.The two of them huddled together and finally cleaned up. Si Yu bumped Qi Lu's arm with his shoulder and teased him, "How does it feel to do housework?"

Qi Lu seemed to think seriously for a while, and said, "Not bad."

Si Yu bent his eyes: "Since this is the case, I still have a basin of unwashed clothes, why don't Mr. Qi help wash it?"

Qi Lu put his hands in his pockets, tilted his chest slightly, and added a series of attributive words: "I mean, it feels good to do housework with Teacher Si in a small space."

Si Yu looked at the suddenly enlarged face of Mr. Qi in front of him, and his heart skipped a beat.

Qi Lu's eyes are narrow and long, and the eye sockets are deeper than ordinary people's. Looking at his eyes at such a close distance, Si Yu only felt that he was about to be sucked into a dark pool of deep springs.

The air suddenly became ambiguous and hot and humid, and the faint lemon scent of the dishwashing liquid hadn't dissipated completely. Si Yu felt his heart beating like a drum, and he scolded himself in his heart for being worthless, since he had been with Qi Lu for so long , was still so easily teased by him.

Si Yu took a step back and bumped into the cooking table behind him. Qi Lu took a step forward. , Do you want to drink milk..."

Teacher Si, who was always at ease, seldom had such flustered moments. Qi Lu gave a low laugh, wrapped one hand around Si Yu's waist, and with a little force on his arm, he carried Teacher Si to the cooking table.

Both feet left the ground suddenly, and Si Yu let out a low cry, wrapping his arms around Qi Lu's neck.

"Yes," Qi Lu's hand moved up his back and clasped the back of his head, "I'm thirsty."

Si Yu's breathing was fast and heavy, his and Qi Lu's noses touched each other, and their breaths were entwined.

He licked his lips, bit Qi Lu's lip and asked, "Then do you want to kiss?"

"Yes," Qi Lu said in a vague voice between his lips and teeth, "quench your thirst."

"Clap-pop-pop-"

In the small kitchen, careless humans did not tighten the faucet, and the water dripped into the stainless steel pool drop by drop.If you listen carefully, the crisp sound of water droplets is also mixed with some weak, ambiguous sounds, like water stains caused by sucking, or like unbearable gasps.

Suddenly, a hand with clear bones fumbled for a while on the countertop and held the spout. The phalanx was slightly white due to too much force, and water droplets leaked out from the tightly held palm.

Si Yu Mingming sat on a solid table, but felt that he was about to melt, and he could only maintain his weak consciousness by holding on to something tightly.Qi Lu's hot breath was about to burn him, and his whole body seemed to be electrified, and a small shivering sensation spread from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.

Qi Lu clasped the back of his head with one hand, and raised the other hand to untie the button on his neck, but the small button refused to be undone obediently as if jokingly. Pull, the button hit the ground with a "snap".

Si Yu opened his eyes and looked at Qi Lu who was standing in front of him at the moment, his hair was steamed and his normally meticulous shirt was wrinkled and messed up.

—He is losing control because of me.

This idea was like a flame that ignited the fuse, and with a "hiss", a fire burst into Si Yu's mind.

Qi Lu bit Si Yu's lower lip lightly, and his voice was terribly low: "The big bed is ready, do you want to try it?"