fool around

"Students whose names were read just now," Si Yu knocked on the table, "copy the Chinese characters on the blackboard three times and check them tomorrow."

"Teacher Si," Hu Xiaoli was wearing a tight-fitting cheongsam with high slits, her voice was sticky and sweet, "Is there any reward for copying?"

Si Yu quickly lowered his head: "No."

"Why?" Hu Xiaoli twisted a finger around her hair, complaining coquettishly, "Don't you even have a hug?"

"Ahem," Si Yu said, "I can ask Qi Lu to hug you on my behalf."

"..." Hu Xiaoli saw the image of Brother Qi opening his arms towards her with that iceberg face in front of Hu Xiaoli's eyes, and she trembled in fright, "Hmph, if you don't hug me, don't hug me, people don't care about it!"

Even though Si Yu's sexual orientation is Qi Lu and his hobby is Qi Lu, but he is a young man with normal physiological functions after all, and it is inevitable that he will be a little bit unbearable in the face of a real vixen.

Si Yu's cheeks burned, and he said, "If everyone is free, get out of class will be over."

"I have it!" Lin Xiaoping slapped the table angrily and stood up, not forgetting to straighten his hat, "Why should I copy it! I clearly wrote everything correctly!"

Si Yu found out his exercise book and flipped through it, explaining, "All you write is in traditional characters."

"Why can't you write traditional characters!" Lin Xiaoping plausibly said, "I have studied ancient books since I was a child, and I have learned from Confucius and Mencius. I have never heard that traditional characters are not allowed to be used!"

Si Yu carefully considered his words: "Traditional characters were indeed popular in the time when you were alive, but now times have changed, and everyone writes simplified characters."

"Nonsense!" Lin Xiaoping was heartbroken, beating his chest and said, "Nonsense, nonsense!"

The others looked at Lin Xiaoping as a joke, a dead scholar, Si Yu's head was getting bigger, and Lin Xiaoping, a scholar, was stubborn and obstinate, his mind was so stubborn, he really didn't know if he was playing a rascal What to do, I had no choice but to comfort him dryly: "As the saying goes, if you learn simplified Chinese characters well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world! After a while, when everyone leaves Gutang Village..."

As soon as Si Yu said this, the eyes of the whole class turned to him.Si Yu choked when everyone looked at the fool, and said, "What's wrong?"

Xiaolu leaned on the table and replied, "Mr. Si, we can't get out."

Si Yu was taken aback for a moment, remembering the enchantment, and then explained: "There will always be a time to go out."

"When was that? It's been more than 100 years..." Ah Zhu scratched her hair, "Besides, what are we doing out there? Those human beings who claim to be righteous want to drive us to extinction..."

"Spider!" Xiaolu shouted in a low voice.

Ah Zhu glanced at Si Yu, lowered his head and muttered: "Mr. Si, I am not saying that you are not good, you are different from other human beings..."

Si Yu smiled and said: "Actually, most human beings are like me. If you have a chance, you can go outside and have a look, and come back if you don't like it."

"Huh!" Lin Xiaoping refused with backbone, "It's ridiculous! Even words can be deformed, and the country is not a country!"

"Mr. Si, please ignore him," Ah Zhu rolled his eyes to the ceiling, "He just likes to argue!"

Si Yu couldn't help laughing, but on second thought, Lin Xiaoping's thoughts just represented the state of most of the villagers.Gutang has been isolated from the world for hundreds of years, and the inside and outside of the barrier are divided into two distinct worlds. The ghosts know little about the outside world, and all their cognition is still more than 100 years ago. This is no longer a simple cultural course.

"Didn't everyone get their mobile phones?" Si Yu thought for a while and said, "Bring your mobile phones with you in class tomorrow, we will learn something new."

"But Brother Qi won't let us touch the things they brought in..." Xiaolu said hesitantly.

"It's okay," Si Yu patted him on the shoulder, "I'll discuss it with Brother Qi."

After class, Si Yu went straight to Room 43.

He asked Qi Lu to get a bunch of keys, and the door was unobstructed—although Si Yu still likes to look through the window most of the time.

It was close to five o'clock in the afternoon, and Qi Lu was half lying on the reclining chair reading a book, the curtains were drawn tightly, and the room was opaque, except for an oil lamp lit on the coffee table.

"Hey," Si Yu poked his head through the crack of the door, "Mr. Qi is studying? Then I won't bother you, or should I go back first?"

Qi Lu closed the book, a smile appeared on his face as calm as water, he hooked his palm and said, "Come in."

Si Yu entered the room and closed the door, sat down on the coffee table carelessly, picked up Qi Lu's glass and looked at it, the bright red liquid hit the transparent glass wall.

Qi Lu took the glass from Si Yu's hand and placed it on the ground on the other side.

Si Yu shrugged, swayed Qi Lu's neck with one hand, and said, "I'm thirsty, is there any water?"

In the hut, Xiaofu heard the movement outside and ran out. When he saw Si Yu, he stomped his feet happily: "Brother! Do Xiaofu and brother have a good understanding? Xiaofu just dreamed of playing Niuniu ball with his brother, and when he woke up, brother really came!"

Si Yu: "It's not a niuniu ball, it's a yo-yo."

Qi Lu: "I asked you to endorse the book, so I was lazy and sleeping."

The two spoke at the same time, but their focus was quite different.Qi Lu and Si Yu looked at each other and laughed lowly.

Xiaofu doesn't understand Xiaojiujiu in the adult world, so he covers his face and argues in a low voice: "Master, Xiaofu only slept for a few seconds, he is not very lazy..."

"Well," Qi Lu pressed his fist against his mouth, "Brother is thirsty, go boil a pot of water."

Seeing that Qi Lu didn't pursue his laziness, Xiao Fu hurriedly said "Mmmm" twice, and trotted to boil the water.

"Hey," Si Yu punched Qi Lu on the shoulder, "Mr. Qi, do you ever order a child like this?"

Qi Lu nodded solemnly: "It's over 40, it's time to do some housework."

Mr. Qi still had a serious and old-fashioned look when he joked, Si Yu couldn't help laughing, pointed to his nose and asked: "Then I am 23 years old, am I still a baby at home?"

Qi Lu glanced at him indifferently, picked up the book again, and said in a low voice, "Well, Baby Si."

"What?" Si Yu leaned closer with a smile, "Speak louder, I can't hear you clearly!"

"It's nothing." Qi Lu's ears turned red.

"Xiao Si what?" Si Yu didn't let him go, pinched his throat and asked knowingly, "What baby? What baby? What baby Si?"

Qi Lu sighed helplessly, rolled up the book and tapped on Si Yu's head: "Don't mess around."

Before Si Yu could laugh enough, Xiao Fu came out of the small kitchen holding a small bowl, which was filled with freshly boiled hot water, still simmering hot.The little guy walked cautiously, put the bowl on the table with a bang, and twirled the tip of his ear: "It's so hot! It's hot to death, Xiaofu!"

"Wow!" Si Yu went up and patted his head, "Thank you Xiaofu for boiling water for brother."

"Brother," the little guy opened his arms, coquettishly asking Si Yu to hug him, "Xiaofu wants to tell you a little secret!"

"Oh?" Si Yu picked up the little guy and asked in a low voice, "What little secret?"

Xiaofu thief looked at Qi Lu bewilderedly, put his arms around Si Yu's neck and said: "The master is a villain who destroys the environment, brother arrest the master."

Si Yu also glanced in the direction of the reclining chair, and asked Xiaofu, "Why did you say that?"

"Xiao Fu saw the master secretly went to the forest to cut down a big tree, hey yo hey yo moved the big tree..."

——cut down trees?Logging?Make a big bed?

A series of key words popped up in Si Yu's mind. I didn't expect Mr. Qi to be so active. He said he would cut wood. It seemed that he couldn't wait to be his wife!

Si Yu felt as if he had eaten a hundred gummy bears, it was sweet and sticky.

Xiao Fu wrapped his arms around his neck and shook: "Brother, is the master the villain who destroyed the big forest!"

The little guy just learned a text in class yesterday called "Love Our Forest Mother". Lock up the master and spank his butt every day, okay?"

Si Yu thought to himself that the little guy was quite courageous, and a scene involuntarily appeared in front of his eyes: In a small dark room with no sun in the sky, there was a naked buttocked blood boy lying on the big bed.Si Yu was wearing a neat suit, waving a small leather whip, and with a small follower behind him, he kicked open the door.The light flashed into the room, and the beautiful young man shuddered, knowing that today's "routine corporal punishment" was coming again, he looked up in horror at the person coming, but he didn't know that this pitiful expression aroused Teacher Si's animal desire even more ...

"Huh?" Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, bent his knuckles and tapped on the coffee table.

Si Yu and Xiao Fu shuddered at the same time, and quickly pulled down the corners of their grinning mouths.

"Qi Xiaofu, shut me up in the house?" Qi Lu asked with a sneer.

"Master, no!" Xiaofu shook his head hastily.

"Teacher Si, hit me...cough, where?"

"Don't talk nonsense, don't slander, I don't!" Si Yu ran out skillfully to deny San Lian.

"Very good." Qi Lu's gaze wandered around the faces of the elder and the younger, then picked up his book and began to read.

Si Yu and Xiao Fu looked at each other, and Qi Qi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother, although the master is a villain who destroys the environment, Xiao Fu is very smart," Xiao Fu rolled his black grape-like eyes and said proudly with his chest up, "Xiao Fu took a piece of wood that the master chopped to the kitchen to boil water. Don't waste the big tree! Isn't Xiaofu the smartest..."

"Qi, Xiao, Fu."

There was a sound of Qi Luyin's testing from behind, and Si Yu realized that he almost laughed out of tears.

"Who allowed you to use my wood to burn the stove?" Qi Lu's forehead twitched heavily, "Are your wings hardened?"

"Master, Xiaofu's wings are so soft." The little guy twisted his body and explained confidently, "There is no more firewood in the kitchen!"

Si Yu hurriedly smoothed things over: "Then what, there's no hurry, no hurry, about logging!"

"Shut up!"

Qi Lu raised his eyes, and Si Yu quickly shut up.

"Qi Xiaofu, come here." Qi Lu knocked on the table.

"Brother, help..." Xiao Fu put his arms around Si Yu's neck and did not let go.

Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, and Si Yu hurriedly put Xiaofu on the ground, and said with a suppressed smile, "Mr. Qi is welcome to educate the children, welcome."

"Little classmate Qi Xiaofu, aged 42 years and five months, burned a piece of raw material for a large bed that Mr. Qi Lu had worked so hard to cut, and fined him for copying [-] uncommon Chinese characters. And because the classmate had a very bad attitude of admitting his mistakes, he cried loudly when he denied his mistakes. Let’s make a fuss, and we will increase the five hundred characters to eight hundred characters. I hope Qi Xiaofu will take the warning, and when the firewood is gone, he will take the initiative to go up the mountain to cut firewood, and don’t have the fluke mentality of getting something for nothing.”

Si Yu wrote this passage in a small notebook eloquently, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand upright.

Qi Lu raised his hand and pinched the center of his eyebrows: "What do you remember this for?"

Si Yu shook the small notebook: "From now on, I will write down every cute thing Xiaofu does, and when he grows up and gets married, I will give him a bride price, hahahahaha..."

"Cute?" Qi Lu also raised the corners of his lips, "I think it's extremely hateful."

"Pfft——" Si Yu wiped away the tears from his laughter, "Mr. Qi, are you childish? Little Fu doesn't know what you're doing for logging!"

"Hmph," Qi Lu brought his dictatorial patriarchal style to the extreme, "If I said he was wrong, he was wrong."

"I'm too lazy to tell you!"

Si Yu waved his hand, walked into the small kitchen and took a look.Qi Lu drank fake blood, Xiao Fu ate insects, and there was almost no need to start a fire at home.The surface of the stove is covered with a layer of dust, there is no such thing as a gas stove or an electric cooker, two iron pots are turned upside down on the table, white smoke is still rising from the stove pit that has just been burned, and the unfinished half-pulled wood is thrown on the ground .

"Mr. Qi," Si Yu walked out from the kitchen, "I also have an extra electric kettle, bring it here later, or I have to cut firewood and watch the stove if I don't want to boil some water, it's too troublesome."

Qi Lu paused with his finger flipping through the book, and then said, "No need."

"Is the house powered on?" Si Yu didn't hear it, and said to himself, "Install the TV, refrigerator, air conditioner and the like, summer is coming soon, it's so uncomfortable without an air conditioner..."

Qi Lu closed his eyes, closed the book in his hand, turned up the volume, and said flatly, "No need."

Si Yu was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked at Qi Lu suspiciously: "Mr. Qi?"

"Teacher Si," Qi Lu said, "I don't need those things here."

"Mr. Qi, I understand your worries and worries, and I support your prudence and precautions," Si Yu tried to maintain a calm mind, "But now it is different from 100 years ago, the outside world has turned upside down..."

Qi Lu raised his hand to interrupt him: "I don't need to understand that."

"You mean," Si Yu was a little annoyed, "the ghosts and ghosts here will never leave, and will stay in this village forever?"

"What's wrong?" Qi Lu asked back.

He stood up from the reclining chair, with his hands behind his back, his chin slightly retracted, and looking down at Si Yu—this is a very oppressive posture, Si Yu has not experienced this feeling from Qi Lu for a long time, A feeling of boredom suddenly emerged from his chest. He looked directly into Qi Lu's eyes without avoiding, and said calmly: "Qi Lu, you should know that this is not the safest way. It is human nature to explore the unknown. The same goes for monsters. One day, the barrier will fail and collapse."

"As long as I'm still here," Qi Lu said with a somewhat haughty expression, "this day won't happen."

"What about me?" Si Yu pulled out a smile, "I am a human being, and I always want to return to live in my world."

The ink-like black in Qi Lu's pupils was gradually replaced by a light red, his Adam's apple rolled, and after a while, he said, "You belong here."

"No, I am myself." Si Yu replied.

The eyes of the two collided in the dim light, and after a few seconds, Si Yu was still the first to surrender.

He wiped his face with his palm, took a step back, took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, I took it for granted. I shouldn't just stand in my position and do what I think is right."

"No." The blood in Qi Lu's eyes faded.

Si Yu looked down at his toes: "Mr. Qi, let's not quarrel, calm down and think about it, okay?"

Qi Lu didn't speak, but turned slightly sideways.

"Then I'll go back first," Si Yu smiled, "See you tomorrow."

Qi Lu opened a gap in the curtains, watching Si Yu's back pass through the yard, and finally disappeared at the other end of the iron gate.

A beam of brilliant golden sunset light fell through the gap and gently fell on his palm. Qi Lu clenched his fists, but he couldn't catch the ray of sunlight.

Si Yu's small notebook was still left alone on the table, and the owner did not come back to pick it up.

Qi Lu stood by the window for a long time until the last ray of skylight disappeared.

When the night fell completely, he picked up a pen and solemnly wrote a sentence in Si Yu's small notebook.

——I resist everything outside the barrier, except you, only you.