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The tractor bumped on the road for more than ten minutes, and then rumbled across a bridge. Before Si Yu was almost frothed from the shock and lost consciousness, the tractor finally stopped on the other side of the river.

Si Yu jumped off the scooter, his stomach turned upside down, he staggered to the river, held his throat and retched several times, and when the soreness in his stomach passed, he squatted on the ground for another ten seconds to recover Slowly, he stood up, kicked his legs and shook his hands, moving his hands and feet.

Seventh brother turned off the tractor, and the lights went out, and the surrounding was once again plunged into darkness.

With the help of the faint moonlight, Si Yu could barely make out a lawn in front of him, with a few trees of unknown species planted here and there, and behind the lawn was a row of connected bungalows.

He bent down and was about to pick up the suitcase, when he caught a glimpse of a black thing floating towards him from the other side of the lawn, Si Yu froze all over, maintaining this bent-legged posture, not daring to move.

The thing was indeed "floating", and moved forward at a constant speed in a stiff posture. Si Yu was dumbfounded. Ask for help: "Seven...seventh brother..."

"Brother Qi! You're back!" The thing could still speak, "Did the humans bring it back!"

"Wow - woof!"

Not only can it speak human language, it can even learn how to bark like a dog!

This is something he has never heard of or seen in his 23 years of life. The book says that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, he is not allowed to become a master, but it doesn't say what to do if he meets a man who becomes a master!

Si Yu was so frightened that he hiccupped and almost turned over.

Seventh Brother jumped out of the car nimbly, and the wind made his cloak rattle.

Si Yu finally gained some confidence when he heard the voice. He followed the sound and moved towards Brother Seven, but he didn't dare to get too close. After struggling for a long time, he felt that Brother Seven was more reliable. It's better than that dark blob that I don't know what it is.

His heart was beating fast, and his clenched fists were covered with cold sweat. He thought that if he really couldn't do it, he would jump on Seventh Brother's back, hugging his neck and not letting go, so that Seventh Brother would have to pick him up even if he ran away in a tractor.

Seventh Brother glanced at Si Yu, snorted disdainfully, and said, "Come down."

Si Yu was taken aback, he hadn't gone up yet, why did he tell him to come down?

The thing jumped on the spot, and ran towards this side with strides.

Si Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief. He took a closer look and found that it was a skateboarder.

When the man ran close, Si Yu realized that he was holding a little soil dog in his arms, with eyeballs like black grapes, spinning around.

"Si Yu!" The man grinned at Si Yu, "You are Si Yu? I am the village chief Lin Mubai!"

Lin Mubai was very young, in his early twenties, his skin was very dark, and when he smiled, he showed his dazzling white teeth.

"I'm so happy to meet you!" Lin Mubai was very excited, and walked around Si Yu, "Why do you look so good-looking! You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen!"

He put the emphasis on the word "person", and Si Yu felt it was a bit strange no matter how he heard it. He took a sneak peek at Seventh Brother from the corner of his eye, thinking that this Seventh Brother is really good-looking, so he insisted on collapsing. As an adjective, Seventh Brother is the kind of nobleman who lives in a deep mountain castle and drinks dew.

"Si Yu, you are so white, I can see the blood vessels on your neck!" Lin Mubai couldn't stop opening his mouth, his eyes lit up when he saw Si Yu, "What's your blood type? How much do you weigh? Do you like small animals? Can you plant trees? Have you raised flowers and plants?"

Si Yu was also a little embarrassed, Lin Mubai was so enthusiastic about him, and he just now regarded him as a ghost and ghost.

He gave Lin Mubai a friendly smile, rubbed his palm on his trousers, and then stretched out a hand: "Hi village chief, I'm glad to see you too."

Unexpectedly, Lin Mubai didn't shake hands with him, but bent down to observe his palm, and said quite seriously: "The lifeline is very long, you can live to be very old, but you can't be as old as me. Oh! You The love line is not good, it's a bit twisty!"

Si Yu: "..."

The village head is really humorous.

"You can still read palmistry?" Si Yu asked.

"Wait!" Lin Mubai yelled suddenly, leaned close to Si Yu's palm, sniffed, raised his head to stare at Si Yu, and said seriously, "Did you see that cat just now? The one with the stinky cat in his hand The smell! That cat is disgusting, I don't like it, and Xiaomao hates it too!"

The little dog named Xiaomao seemed to agree with Lin Mubai's words, flicked his tail back and forth, and barked twice.

Puzzled, Si Yu put his palm close to his nose, and sniffed it carefully, there was no smell at all!How did Lin Mubai know that he just teased the cat?

On his side, he was puzzled, Seventh Brother put on his hood again, and said coldly: "Okay, take the guests to rest."

"Oh." Lin Mubai replied with his head down, Xiaomao also wilted, and his tail drooped.

After the seventh brother finished speaking, he went straight across the lawn and walked towards the bungalow.Si Yu first looked at his slender and straight back, and then at Lin Mubai's mouth suddenly shut - the village head of Gutang Village listened to this seventh brother very much.

Si Yu has six points of curiosity about Seventh Brother, three points of fear, and one point of appreciation - this point is purely for the beauty of Seventh Brother. When Seventh Brother is far away, he tentatively asks Lin Mubai: "You call him Seventh Brother Brother, he is the seventh in the family?"

"Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense!" Lin Mubai hopped his feet, "How could Brother Qi only rank seventh! Brother Qi is the most powerful!"

Si Yu understands, dare to meet someone who engages in blind worship.

"Why do you call him Seventh Brother?" Si Yu continued to ask.

"Because Brother Qi's name is Qi Lu," Lin Mubai explained, "Qi who is close to each other, Lu who is on land."

Qi Lu?It's a very special name.

Si Yu followed Lin Mubai across the lawn, and he didn't pay attention to his feet. He kicked the skateboard and almost fell to the ground.

Lin Mubai scratched his head: "I don't like to walk on my feet, it's very strenuous, and I usually go out on a skateboard."

It was the first time Si Yu heard the saying that he didn't like to walk with his feet in his life. He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then why do you usually use your feet?"

"Absorb water and nutrients." Lin Mubai replied.

Si Yu: "..."

The young, dark-skinned village chief was too humorous.

Crossing the lawn, Lin Mubai pointed and said, "Here we are! There are three houses connected to each other. The house in the middle is No. 44, which belongs to you. No. 43 is Brother Qi, and I live in No. 45."

Si Yu looked around with wide eyes, it was pitch black, he could only see the outlines of a few bungalows.

He looked at the leftmost one of the three bungalows - No. 43 where Qi Lu lived. The room was still dark.

Why didn't Qi Lu turn on the light?

"How is it? Are you satisfied?" Lin Mubai asked eagerly.

"Very satisfied, thank you." Si Yu could only answer this out of politeness, wondering if there were some taboos in this village, such as not being able to turn on the lights after eight o'clock in the evening, he asked cautiously, "Why don't you install a door at the door?" A street lamp?"

Lin Mubai turned pale when he heard this, grabbed Si Yu's wrist and led him into the house, and only after entering the house and closing the courtyard door did Lin Mubai turn on the light in the room.

As soon as the forty-watt fluorescent lamp was turned on, the room was instantly bright as day. Si Yu had been in the dark for too long, and before he could adapt, he raised his hand to cover his eyes.

"How can you install a street lamp!" Lin Mubai said.

It was only then that Si Yu saw what he looked like, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a rough appearance, and his straight face was indeed somewhat bluffing.

"Why?" Si Yu asked.

"Because Brother Qi doesn't like it." Lin Mubai said seriously, "Brother Qi likes the dark environment."

Is it because of Qi Lu again?

Si Yu slandered, could it be that Lin Mubai was Qi Lu's illegitimate son?Otherwise, why did Lin Mubai sacrifice to Qi Lu like he sacrificed to his father?

It's not right to think about it carefully, Qi Lu looks like he is only in his early twenties, how could such a big illegitimate child come from, besides, Qi Lu's looks, no matter what, he would not be able to give birth to such a rough son as Lin Mubai.

After much deliberation, he thought of himself amused himself, and let out a "puchi" laugh.

The sound of rushing water came from the next room, probably Qi Lu was taking a bath.

Lin Mubai was a little uneasy when he heard the sound of water, he threw the key to Si Yu, yelled that he wanted to go back to soak his feet, and then went back to his home with Xiao Mao in his arms.

Si Yu turned on all the lights in the house that could be turned on, and walked around inside and out, really satisfied with the house.

Although it's just a one-story bungalow, it's big and spacious.

Entering the door is the front yard, which is suitable for planting some flowers and plants.There are two rooms and one living room in the house, one bedroom, one kitchen, and a small living room. The TV, refrigerator, washing machine and other electrical appliances are all available. The old guy Fan Tianxing told him that the conditions here will never treat him badly, which is true. True.

Si Yu lay on the sofa for a while, listening to the sound of water next door, which lasted for nearly half an hour before it stopped.

Si Yu shook his legs, thinking for a while, what did Qi Lu wash for so long?It takes so much water for a big man to take a shower!

Si Yu originally planned to take a shower and pack his luggage, but this day was really exhausting. He lay down for a while and didn't want to move anymore. He took off his socks and threw them on the ground, thinking about going to sleep first and getting up tomorrow Think about personal hygiene.

He put his hands behind his head, yawned lazily, and lay down on the bed. The mattress was soft and warm. Si Yu was about to close his eyes when he caught a glimpse of a dark object hanging upside down on the top of the wardrobe.

"Fuck me!"

Si Yu immediately jumped up from the bed, covered his face with a pillow, and looked timidly with his eyes, it turned out to be a little bat!

He had never seen this thing in the city, and at first glance, he thought it looked rather disgusting, with a hideous face, and Si Yu felt creepy even when he saw it.

The little bat and Si Yu looked at each other for a while, and they started to hover on the ceiling. Si Yu hurried out of the room and came to the living room, and the little bat followed him. He goes into the kitchen.

One person and one bat ran around the house for a long time, and finally Si Yu was exhausted. He opened all the windows in the house, threw himself on the sofa, and clasped his hands together to beg for mercy: "I admit defeat! Just let me go. Can you come back when I'm ready next time?"

The little bat seemed to understand what he said, and swooped out of the window, like a black arrow drawn from a bow, it melted into the night.

Si Yuchang breathed a sigh of relief, still in shock, and closed the window again.

Room 43 was pitch black.

In the dark, Qi Luduan was sitting at the desk and flipping through a book. He was wearing a dark nightgown, with rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his freshly washed hair lay softly on his forehead, and the ends of his hair barely touched his eyelids.

A bat flew in through the window and hung upside down from the top of the chandelier.

Without raising his head, Qi Lu flipped the pages of the book with his index finger and said, "You're back?"

The little bat folded its wings, and opened its mouth with three consecutive words: "Fuck! God! Damn it!"

There was a wave of fluctuation on Qi Lu's face as calm as water, his fingers froze on the page, and he said in a deep voice, "Who did you learn these swear words from?"

The little bat sensed the sternness in the master's tone, and felt aggrieved: "A new human being."

Qi Lu closed his eyes, took off his glasses, and pinched the bridge of his nose with two fingers: "Don't learn this."