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Chapter 24 Drunk Crab

Qi Lu eats very well, even if he is sitting at the dining table, his back is still straight.He eats very slowly, without making any chewing sounds, and when picking up food, he will use his rice bowl to catch it below, so as not to let the oil drip onto the table.

Xiaofu hugged his small bowl and ate happily with his head buried in his mouth. While taking care of Xiaofu, Si Yu looked at Qi Lu anxiously from the corner of his eyes, trying to see what Qi Lu liked at the dinner table.

Qi Lu picked up a chopstick of cabbage and put it in his small dish, and used the chopsticks to push aside the chopped green onion and shrimp shells.

—He doesn't eat onions at all, and he doesn't like shrimp shells very much.

Si Yu bit his chopsticks and wrote down silently.

However, half a minute later, Qi Lu slowly picked up the cabbage with the second chopsticks; 1 minute later, the cabbage with the third chopsticks...

Si Yu was taken aback for a moment, and then he realized that Qi Lu barely touched other dishes except the cabbage.

Is it a picky eater?Still not to your taste?

"Brother," Xiao Fu shook his head and called to him from the side, "Shrimp, shrimp must stand up!"

"Okay," Si Yu came back to his senses, dipped a tail of shrimp into the feeding dish, Xiao Fu opened his mouth and waited for the feeding, Si Yu fed the shrimp to the little guy, and corrected him, "It's soy sauce."

"soy sauce--"

Xiao Fu clenched his fists and repeated the chapter, and this time the words were correct, and finally he got it right.

"Brother, I still want to eat a spare rib!" Xiao Fu tugged at Si Yu's hand again.

Si Yu picked up a piece of spare ribs, shaved off the bone and put it in the Xiaofu bowl, and at the end of his eyes, he saw that Qi Lu was about to pick up the seventh chopsticks of cabbage.He bit his lip, didn't take back his hand immediately, but naturally grabbed another rib, got up and handed it to Qi Lu: "Mr. Qi..."

"Need not."

Qi Lu held his rice bowl and turned his elbow slightly to avoid Si Yu's chopsticks.

"Ah..." Si Yu let out a groan in his throat, and the warm smile on his face froze for a moment, then he shrugged his shoulders, changed the direction of his wrist, and put the ribs into Xiaofu's bowl.

"Thank you, brother!" Xiaofu mumbled, chewing on the meat.

Si Yu poked his rice bowl twice with his chopsticks, picked up a broad bean and put it down again. He lowered his head and asked casually, "Mr. Qi doesn't like meat?"

"Well, I don't eat it often."

"Then let's have some soup, with yam in it, it's very fresh."

"Not very tasty."

"...Then eat a crab," Si Yu raised his head and winked at him, "It took a lot of effort to make it."

"Thank you, no..." Before Qi Lu finished his refusal, he saw Si Yu staring at him with wide-open eyes, so he didn't know what was going on, and the words turned around on the tip of his tongue, and it became "" good".

Si Yu bent his eyes, tapped a crab with the tip of his chopsticks, and said, "This one is big and has the most solid meat."

Qi Lu gave a "hmm", and under Si Yu's expectant eyes, he picked up the crab with some hesitation and put it into the small dish in front of him.

Si Yu and Xiao Fu, one big and one small, stared at him in the same posture at the same time, their four eyes were like light bulbs.

Qi Lu looked at the ferocious-looking hairy crabs on the plate, and felt a little struggling in his heart.

He has never eaten crabs, one is because he has very low requirements for food, and the other is because he had a good friend more than 100 years ago, who was a crab demon.

It's not easy for crabs to become smart. Generally, small crabs are caught on the dining table by humans before they have time to develop their wits.Qi Lu has only seen such a crab monster for more than 200 years. That guy has a bad temper, and what he does every day is to single out monsters and scold people. He scolds those humans who eat crabs as idiots with ass holes.

Two pairs of eyes staring at him at the dining table, Qi Lu sighed in his heart, took out a tissue, and opened the crab shell through the paper.

This crab was really the biggest, and the shell was full of hard crab paste; Si Yu handled the crab very cleanly, there was no dirt or sand in the crab meat, and it didn't have the fishy smell that Qi Lu expected.

He took a piece of crab meat and put it in his mouth, the rich smell of alcohol and the sweet and sweet crab fragrance instantly permeated the whole mouth.It was the first time in Qi Lu's life that he ate this "tasteful" food, and it was also the first time he came into contact with wine. The fresh aroma filled his chest along his throat, his taste buds were fully activated, and the tip of his tongue almost jumped with excitement.

"How?" Si Yu asked a little cautiously.

Qi Lu remained calm on the surface, just nodded lightly: "Not bad."

Si Yu quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but at the same time he was a little bit disappointed - just "not bad"?

"Xiaofu also wants to eat crabs!" Xiaofu stared eagerly at the plate of drunken crabs, clinking his chopsticks on the side of the bowl, shaking his short legs and said, "Crab falling crab falling crab..."

There was wine in the drunk crab, and Si Yu didn't intend to give it to Xiaofu, but he couldn't help but the little guy begged eagerly. His heart softened, thinking that it wouldn't hurt to taste it, so he picked up a crab, picked out the crab meat and put it in Xiaofu's mouth. In the bowl, let him eat with rice, just to suppress the alcohol.

Xiao Fu dug the rice with a small spoon in one hand, eating with relish, and patted his swollen belly with the other hand, opened his mouth and burped in satisfaction.

Hearing the hiccup, Qi Lu glanced lightly at him, Xiaofu immediately dropped the spoon, covered his mouth with two small hands, rolled his eyes around, and moved his butt towards Si Yu, as if looking for Seeing the backer, he said confidently: "Brother said you don't need to cover your mouth for hiccups! My brother hiccups too!"

"Ok?"

Qi Lu put down his chopsticks, wiped his fingers with a paper towel one by one, and looked at Si Yu with raised eyebrows.

Si Yu turned to look at Xiaofu, then at Qi Lu, rubbed the tip of his nose in embarrassment, and explained with a guilty conscience: "Xiaofu is still a child..."

"Teacher Si dotes on children too much." Qi Lu folded the paper towel in half, put one corner under the plate, and joked, "Are your parents doting on you too?"

The chopsticks that Si Yu was about to pick up food paused for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No."

Qi Lu heard some stories from his lowered tone, but the two of them obviously haven't reached the point where they can talk to each other. He has no interest in spying on other people's family situations, so he didn't continue this topic. Instead of asking, he said, "Teacher Si, please help me pick another crab."

Si Yu was startled, and soon the smile returned to his face. He tapped the crabs one by one with the tip of his chopsticks, pointed to one of them and said, "This one, it sounds like the meat is the strongest."

"Thank you." Qi Lu nodded his thanks, and took the crab away.

Even if Qi Lu is peeling crabs, he can still peel off a kind of slow and elegant feeling.

He will never touch the crab directly with his hands, but peels off the crab shell on the plate through a paper towel, removes the crab legs one by one, and then patiently picks out the meat of the crab.

On the surface, Si Yu lowered his head to eat his own, but in fact he had been observing Qi Lu. He seemed to feel good about the crabs and ate four of them in a row.

Xiao Fu was full and sleepy, Si Yu took him to the room for an afternoon nap, and when he returned to the dining table, he happened to see Qi Lu take a spoonful of drunk crab soup and pour it on the crab meat on the plate.

Seeing that he was eating well, Si Yu felt a little secretly happy in his heart. Before he had time to think about what he was enjoying, he heard Qi Lu say, "Mr. Si, do you want to ask me something?"

He slowly picked out the meat from a crab claw, put down his chopsticks, leaned back with his upper body relaxed, put one hand on the back of the chair, and put the other on the table. with wooden table.

Si Yu hesitated for a moment, thinking that he suddenly invited Qi Lu to dinner, Qi Lu couldn't guess that he had other intentions, so he didn't deny it, and said frankly: "There is one thing."

"Oh? You said."

"It's not a big deal," Si Yu thought for a moment, but still didn't directly mention the spell, but asked, "Does Mr. Qi know Ruan Ruan?"

"I know it, but I'm not familiar with it." Qi Lu replied concisely, and after finishing these six words, he had no intention of continuing to speak.

Obviously, just like Si Yu concealed the spell from Qi Lu, Qi Lu also concealed something from him.

Si Yu also stopped his chopsticks and looked at Qi Lu, thinking that Lin Mubai said that he saw Qi Lu talking to Ruan Ruan with a spell in his hand, and Ruan Ruan left Gutang the next day.

He wasn't sure if it was a coincidence, and then asked: "Does Mr. Qi know why Ruan Ruan left Gutang?"

Qi Lu smiled lightly, drew a small circle on the table with the tip of his index finger, and asked, "Why does Teacher Si think that I will know?"

The eyes of the two collided, and Qi Lu was always calm. He leaned on the back of the chair in a leisurely posture, took off the cumbersome cloak, and the slim black sweater showed off his thin but not exaggerated muscle lines.

He squinted his eyes halfway, his black pupils inexplicably revealed a faint breath of laziness, and the roots of his ears were slightly red.

Qi Lu's Tai Chi is not good at all, so he almost said "I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to tell you".

In the room, Xiao Fu muttered something and snored softly.Outside the room, Qi Lu and Si Yu were sitting at the end of the dining table, testing each other peacefully.

After a long time, Si Yu also lowered his head and gave a brief laugh. He picked up his chopsticks again and said casually, "Just curious, just ask."

"Please, Mr. Si," Qi Lu let out a vague laugh from his throat, "help me pick another crab."

His voice was lazy, very deep, and the ending was a little raised. Si Yu felt his ears burn when he heard it. He used the same method to pick a crab for Qi Lu.

Qi Lu sat up straight, put the crabs on a plate, and peeled off the crab shells with a paper towel. Sure enough, the crab roe was very plump.

He moved gracefully like a medieval nobleman in a movie, carefully picking out the crab meat.Si Yu looked at the line from his neck to his shoulders in a daze. It was a gentle curve, completely different from his usual indifference and conceit.

Qi Lu stacked several empty crab shells together, like building blocks.The top crab shell was crooked and fell on the table. Qi Lu frowned unhappily, and put the crab shell on the top again.

Si Yu was amused by this childish behavior, he lowered his head, and slowly raised the corners of his mouth, but soon, his smile froze on his face, and he heard Qi Lu who was sitting opposite said softly: "Mr. Si, the crabs are so accurate. Do you see people too?"

"Mr. Qi seems to be implying something." Si Yu said in a declarative tone.

Qi Lu smiled and picked up a piece of crab meat, propped his head on one hand, and said in an erratic voice, "Just curious, just ask."

Si Yu thoughtfully stirred the Flammulina velutipes in his bowl.

After the meal, Si Yu cleared the table a bit, and was about to dry his hands after washing, when he suddenly thought of Qi Lu, so he went back to the sink, squeezed a palm full of hand sanitizer, and wiped every line between his fingers. All washed clean.

In the living room, the floor lamp beside the sofa emitted soft white light, Qi Lu propped up the armrest of the sofa with one hand, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

His eyebrows and eyes were shrouded in the lamp, his skin was fair and almost transparent, only the base of his ears was slightly red.

Si Yu's wide sweater cuffs covered half of his palms. With a glass of water in his hand, he leaned against the kitchen door and looked at Qi Lu quietly.

In all honesty, aside from the precautions and temptations towards each other, Qi Lu's looks are really very attractive to him.He has a very beautiful face - a beauty that is gender neutral.At this moment, his eyes were closed tightly, and his thick black eyelashes trembled slightly, like petals stained with dew; his face was pale, but the end of his eyes was smudged with a light red; the turtleneck sweater tightly wrapped every inch of his body , obviously he is not naked anywhere, but it highlights a kind of...almost coquettish beauty.

Si Yu's throat tightened, and his Adam's apple slipped heavily. He raised his head and took a sip of water, walked over to the sofa, and said, "Mr. Qi..."

When Qi Lu heard the voice, he opened his tightly closed eyes slightly, tilted his head, smiled lightly, and breathed heavily.

Si Yu didn't realize something was wrong until he got close, Qi Lu couldn't be... drunk, right?

In fact, there were some signs at the dinner table just now, Qi Lu smiled more, and his voice became a little erratic.

It's just that Si Yu really didn't expect that someone could get himself drunk by eating a few drunken crabs, no matter how bad a person's capacity for alcohol is, they wouldn't be able to reach this level, right?

He took a step forward, shook his palm in front of Qi Lu's face, and called him softly, "Mr. Qi?"

Qi Lu didn't react in the slightest, and the fascinated smile was still on his face.

Si Yu raised his eyebrows and became more courageous. He poked Qi Lu Zhuohong's earlobe with a finger, and called his name: "Qi Lu?"

Qi Lu's eyes gradually closed again.

Si Yu couldn't help laughing, he usually looks cool and cold, but it turns out that he is so irresistible, he is an idiot who can be brought down by a few drunken crabs.

He turned up the heating in the living room by two degrees, and fetched Qi Lu's cloak, intending to put it on for him.

He was carrying the cloak, bent down lightly, one corner was just tucked on Qi Lu's shoulder, Qi Lu seemed to feel someone approaching, his body suddenly shook, suddenly opened his eyes, and wrapped his arm around Si from behind. Yu's shoulder, leading him to her side.

"Ah!" Si Yu let out a short cry, and his body suddenly leaned forward. In order to maintain his balance, he stood on Qi Lu's bed with one foot and knelt on the sofa with the other.

He and Qi Lu were very close, almost nose to nose.At that moment, he didn't know whether he was only shocked or had other complicated emotions.Qi Lu's hands were very strong, and he clasped his shoulders tightly. Si Yu felt that Qi Lu's hands seemed to have turned on a switch in his body, and a strong current rose from the place where they touched. An electric current quickly flowed all over his body, and the numbness rushed straight to his forehead.

He even forgot to breathe, he just stared at Qi Lu's dark black pupils with wide eyes.

"Si Yu?" Qi Lu's pupils shrank, and he suddenly said in a deep voice.

There was a very faint smell of alcohol in the breath of his lips, and Si Yu felt that he was about to drown in it.

Qi Lu tilted his head slightly, and the tips of their noses were staggered.He raised his other hand, clasped the back of Si Yu's head, and slowly exerted force with his palm, bringing Si Yu's head in his direction.

Even the base of Si Yu's tongue was stiff, and his waist and eyes were numb.The electric current in his body has already touched his limbs and bones. If Qi Lu hadn't clamped his shoulders and clasped the back of his head forcefully, he might not even be able to stand up.

Qi Lu's face became bigger and bigger in front of his eyes, he tightly gripped the sofa cushion with his ten fingers, and the fabric sofa was twisted into ugly wrinkles by him.

The neckline of his wide sweater slipped sideways, exposing half of his left shoulder.Si Yu is very thin, but his shoulders are indeed round, showing a color close to ivory under white light.

The faces of the two got closer and closer, and at the moment when the lip peaks were about to meet, Qi Lu suddenly chuckled and let out a "huh".

The warm noses of the two of them were intertwined. Si Yu saw the deep and narrow eyes of the person in front of him, with a slight upward arc at the end of the eyes. His eyes seemed to hide a deep black pool. Si Yu was drowning in the deep black In the pool water, the sun is not visible.

The hand on the back of the head gradually slid down and moved to the back of Si Yu's neck, the palm hugged his neck, and the five fingers kneaded gently on it.

Si Yu's neck is very sensitive, he just felt a hot current in his body, he couldn't help but raise his head and let out a breath of hot air.

His consciousness was a little erratic, thinking in a flickering white light in his mind——

Why does he think that I want to seduce him and occupy him?It was clear that he was seducing me and occupying me.

His thought didn't last long before it was shattered by Qi Lu's next actions.Qi Lu pressed Si Yu to his side hard with his palms, and the two chests were pressed tightly together. His head was pressed against Si Yu's bare shoulder, and the warm air sprayed on the side of Si Yu's neck. There was a ripple.

Si Yu grasped the sofa cushion weakly with ten fingers, bit his lower lip, and closed his eyes.

—He was drunk, and so was I.

Qi Lu's palm clasped Si Yu's neck tightly, and the carotid artery throbbed firmly and powerfully under his palm. He was a natural hunter, and once he caught his prey, there was absolutely no possibility of escaping.

He squinted his eyes half-closed, his eyes lingering on the white and slender shoulders and necks of the human beings, his sharp fangs pressed against his bloodless lower lip, and a dangerous blood red appeared in his pupils.

A human's neck is so thin that he can break it with a single squeeze. Through the thin skin, he can smell blood, which is sweet.

Qi Lu's breathing became heavier, the tip of his tongue was pressed against the palate, and the animal instinct in his body was about to move.

Qi Lu rested his chin on the human shoulder, and slowly lowered his head towards the side of his neck.

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