What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

He Su opened his eyes, and there was a noisy sound in his ears, it was the sound of cars and pedestrians mixed together.

He Su looked around and found it very familiar. He subconsciously put his hand on his pocket and touched the packaging of a somewhat hard box.

He subconsciously took out the box and found that it was a box of Durex, ultra-thin and powerful.

He Su: "..."

Before the people around saw what he was holding in his hand, He Su quickly stuffed the box back into his pocket.

But with the help of this thing, He Su completely recalled what was going on now.

Isn't this the scene before he crossed over?

Relying on his memory, when the private car was rushing towards him as before, without the mysterious force from last time, He Su easily avoided the private car. The private car drove backwards and hit the electric wire Rod, stopped.

He Su stood beside him and saw the driver inside passed out, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

At this time, there were two people running towards this side, and the middle-aged man who was behind was yelling at the young man who was running ahead:

"Xia Bing!! What are you idiot doing to stimulate it!! Almost implicated passers-by!!!"

He Su stood for a while, and was about to leave quietly when he was stopped. The man named Xia Bing glanced at him, and then showed a professional smile:

"I'm sorry sir, I'm a plainclothes policeman, and I was chasing that prisoner just now." He pointed to the driver in the private car, "Are you injured? If you're not busy, can you go back with us and make a record, no It would take too much time."

He Su thought for a while, then agreed, and then took out his mobile phone to call Gao'er, saying that he would go back later.

As the plainclothes policeman named Xia Bing said, the record was indeed quick. When He Su walked out of the police station, he saw Gao'er standing outside, looking at him with a displeased face.

He Su frowned, and greeted him: "How long have you been waiting?"

"It's not long... let's go back." Gao'er glanced behind him, that Xia Bing was looking at them through the window, the two eyes met, Xia Bing raised his eyebrows slightly, and then closed the curtains.

"Tsk." Gao'er pouted.

He Su also saw that Xia Bing was different from normal people, but obviously it had nothing to do with him, he didn't care too much, he just said: "Go back, what do you do?"

After careful calculation, I bought this Durex a long time ago. In order to buy it, I even made myself travel through time, although it was actually Gao Er's fault.

Gao'er's ears turned red all of a sudden, and he coughed:

"My dear, is it really good for you to be so straightforward!"

He Su said calmly: "If not, then wait until next time..."

Gao'er: "Do it, do it! Go back immediately!!"

He Su: Actually, I just want to use it up before going back to the data space, otherwise I bought it for nothing.

After staying by He Su's side for too long, the demon spirit, who already knew exactly what He Su was thinking, covered his face: Host, are you really suffering?Why is it different from the ones I've seen? !

He Su heard Yaoyaoling's complaints, and said, "Then what does the little shounv's corpse look like that you've seen?"

Yaoyaoling: "Uh... the wind is weak and the willows are weak, and they are grinding and chirping. Basically, they can't do it twice, and their physical strength is very weak... and so on."

He Su imagined it for a while, and felt that what Yaoyaoling said should be weak, at least he couldn't do that himself.

Gao'er's home is in a high-end residential area. As soon as the two walked downstairs, they saw a woman wandering there.

When Gao'er saw her, his face turned black instantly.

He Su let out a "huh"—isn't this Bai Xiaoyu?

He Su read the novel after knowing that he was originally a character in a novel.

I have to say...it's a complete routine of romance novels.

That is to say, all men like the heroine, and all women hate the heroine except her mother.

The plot is also very clichéd, it's probably love in the workplace, joy in the workplace, enemies, misunderstandings, etc., etc...

He Su looked at the part about himself, and according to the direction of the original fate line, he should be: a killer who lost his job due to poor management and closed down, penniless (He Su: Actually, there are still 100), except for killing people. No hair (He Su: No, our organization teaches a lot of things), and I fainted from hunger on the road (He Su: Let’s not say that I can endure hunger for three days after training and still maintain most of my physical strength, even if I really don’t eat I can also barbecue in the wild to satisfy my hunger by hunting sparrows), and then was picked up by the hostess.

The heroine is a kind little white flower. After picking up a killer who knows nothing, she taught him how to live in society normally (He Su: Actually, this is also trained), and taught him normal feelings and a killer tone. He fell in love with the heroine very much, but he felt that he was not worthy of a clean heroine with bloody hands, so he left quietly, only keeping in the dark to protect the heroine's safety, and finally turned the heroine from black in the later stage The big boss was rescued, shot dozens of times and died.

It can be said that it is a very lovable and somewhat tragic character, and He Su felt that his role in it should be the third male role.

but!This can't cover up the plot's novice and brain-dead nature!He Su felt that a normal person would not pick up a big man with arms and legs, let alone a girl living alone with both parents dead...

In the final analysis, probably because of the face

All in all, the female protagonist is Bai Xiaoyu, and the male protagonist...of course not Gao'er.

But this can't stop Gao'er, the ultimate invincible vinegar jar, from strictly guarding against Bai Xiaoyu. Only after He Su was promoted to the main god did he know how much effort Gao'er spent to prevent the heroine from meeting him when he was with him.

He Su could only feel vaguely moved and speechless about this.

Now that he has fallen in love with Gao'er, naturally he won't have any feelings for the heroine anymore... Forget it, let's just treat it as a small affair between the two.

With a dark face, Gao Er pulled He Su to go in directly, but was stopped by the hostess. Bai Xiaoyu was wearing a white dress, with tears in his eyes, and asked pitifully, "You...do you know Xiao Lang-Jun? I'm here to find him..."

Gao Er just wanted to say "I don't know" to her in a vicious voice, but was stopped by He Su.

"I know."

"Really?" Bai Xiaoyu's eyes showed joy.

He Su looked at her. The plot here should be that Bai Xiaoyu came to find Xiao Langjun, a scumbag male protagonist, and ended up facing the scumbag male lead who pursued him while having sex with other women. The heroine in Dingli is a scumbag and the base man is affectionate and gentle, but the goose heroine will eventually fall into the arms of the scumbag heroine, no matter how she is hurt.

He Su felt that he didn't like such a plot.

So he said to the hostess: "He is a famous playboy of this generation, and basically brings back a different lover every day."

Bai Xiaoyu's face turned pale, she murmured: "No, it's impossible...you must be lying to me..."

He Su: "He lives in 408, you go and confirm it, I've heard a little bit about you, so here I want to send you a word—"

"If you don't cherish and respect yourself, how can you expect others to cherish and respect you?"

These words struck Bai Xiaoyu's mind like a bolt of lightning, and her body trembled violently.

Bai Xiaoyu recalled this period of love where she was almost as humble as the dust, and Xiao Langjun's repeated injuries and insults. After a while, she wiped away the tears on her face, and secretly made up her mind.

Seeing that she seemed to understand, He Su showed a faint smile, and then - pulled Gao'er's pocket, took out a piece of his business card and gave it to Bai Xiaoyu: "If you need help in the future, you can call this number."

Bai Xiaoyu took the business card and said softly: "Thank you..." Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and she raised her eyes in surprise: "I, have I met you before?"

He Su and Gao Er had already left.

Bai Xiaoyu looked at his back and murmured, "I'm sorry...and thank you..."

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As soon as he got home and closed the door, He Su was thumped by Gao Erbi.

"Honey! Why are you being so nice to her all of a sudden! Tell me, did you fall in love with her!!" Now Gao'er smelled of aged vinegar all over his body, it was so sour.

He Su explained: "It's just that you don't pass the test."

Gao'er: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

He Su patted his head: "Gao Er, think about it, she didn't have to encounter these things originally, but just because of a wordless plot, she was limited to encounter so much blood in the future, and she would be kidnapped and raped abortion……"

"Because I have the ability now, I want to help her."

"Just like when I met you, otherwise I would have been the same as her."

He Su looked at Gao'er with a soft smile, and there was some undisguised joy in his eyes, telling Gao'er so plainly: He was happy to be able to meet him.

Gao'er blushed suddenly. He held He Su in his arms, hummed and groaned for a long time, and then said, "Huh...well, I forgive you..."

He Su raised his head, lightly bit the tip of Gao'er's nose, and whispered in his ear, "Then, do you want to use that box of Durex now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was hugged by someone and thrown onto the bed in the bedroom, and then he couldn't find his way all of a sudden.

In a daze, He Su said: "When we go on a date tomorrow... make up for everything we haven't done before, I want to go to the movies..."

Gao'er kissed him: "Is it because I didn't work hard enough? At this time, you can still think about these things... Do it all!"

Yaoyaoling who was locked in a small dark room: ... Hey, I can't take it anymore, are there any of you who bully single dogs like this! !let me out! ! !

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The author has something to say: The full text is over! !

Thank you little angel for being here! !

In other words, this book can really be regarded as black history... orz

Xinkeng "I will never take a dog easily! ", Xiuzhen Wen, if you are interested, you can pre-order it, and the pit will be opened at the end of July

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