What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

Last time, He Su tore the Eight Immortal's shirt without saying a word, and then...he tore the clothes into strips in front of him, twisted them into ropes, and tied the Eight Immortals tightly.

the Eight Immortals:……

Don't you feel sorry for my reaction just now if you don't do something! !

After doing all this, he still felt that something was not enough, He Su's eyes swept over the Eight Immortals' pants, and the Eight Immortals couldn't help shrinking back.

"Forget it, no amount of rope will be more effective." He Su seemed to be talking to himself or deliberately telling the Eight Immortals, "If he is too dishonest, then just give his limbs to him." Cut it off."

"—I don't believe he can use his tongue to escape without limbs."

A chill quickly rose from behind the Eight Immortals.

Yao Erling: ... Do you still remember that your task is to gain his trust and not intimidate him?

Suddenly remembered something, He Su walked up to the Eight Immortals and knelt down and asked softly, "Where's Qin Can? Did you kill him?"

The Eight Immortals were intimidated by him before, but now seeing that He Su was still a little bit smart, they honestly replied, "Yes."

"... Oh." He Su was slightly silent.

The Eight Immortals' hearts rose to their throats.

He guessed that He Su might be angry because of his companion's death and do something to him, but in the end he only saw He Su's cold answer and then there was no movement.

"Aren't you angry?" he asked.

"Why am I angry?" He Su asked back.

The Eight Immortals were silent.

I have been lurking among humans for so many years, and I have seen humans with various personalities. Most of them are angry, sad, and even happy about the death of their own kind.

But why did He Sukeng feel nothing?

From the beginning of pretending to fight back against the wind until now, he has become more and more curious about this human being.

Over there, He Su complained to Yao Erling in his heart: I thought Qin Can was an important person, but I didn't expect him to be cannon fodder.

Yao Erling: ...

Even though it didn't make a sound, He Su still felt the speechlessness it wanted to express.

"There has been no news since they left." A tall man with blond hair and obvious foreign origin came over.

"I know."

"Aren't you in a hurry?"

"What am I in a hurry for?" Bai Feng put down the gun he was cleaning.

"..." The blond man twitched the corners of his mouth, "It was cultivated by the laboratory with a lot of resources, and if there is one less..."

"There's that guy Bai Jin who will take care of him!" Bai Feng said a little angrily.

"..." The blond man was about to say something when the communicator hanging on his waist suddenly rang.

He picked up the communicator, and what he said made his face change instantly.

"Bai Feng, the laboratory was invaded by vegetative people and has been destroyed."

The gun in Bai Feng's hand fell to the ground, and for a moment the blond man seemed to feel that his face was distorted, but when he looked closely, it was still that slumped face.

illusion?

"Where's Bai Jin? What happened to others?!" Bai Feng finally stopped using that irrelevant tone.

The blond man spoke a few more words into the communicator, and then said to him with a solemn expression: "Dr. Bai Jin's whereabouts are unknown...for the time being, he doesn't know whether he is alive or dead."

Bai Feng was silent for a while, bent down and picked up the gun on the ground, then walked out.

"Where are you going?!" the man asked from behind.

Suddenly a burst of coldness hit his chin.

"What I want to do is none of your business." Bai Feng put the muzzle of a gun against the man's chin, and paused every word.

"..." The man swallowed.

At that moment just now, Bai Feng's eyes were colder than the barrel of a gun.

Passing by the tall foreign man in a hurry, Bai Feng went straight to his bedroom and began to pack up his equipment.

The knife, three different firearms, unknown potions, compressed biscuits, and water were all put into the backpack.

【Your heart is disturbed, you are afraid. ] An indifferent voice sounded in his mind.

"Shut up, Yao Erling." Bai Feng scolded, "I don't usually see you like bb so much."

【…】Yao Erling was silent for a while, probably never talking to it like this.

[When you heard the news that the human named Bai Jin was missing and probably killed, your heart beat a lot faster than usual. Is he important to you? 】Yao Erling deliberately brought up this topic again as if in revenge.

"Hehe, who would be worried about that perverted gay guy?" Bai Feng sneered, "I'm worried about my kind, innocent, cute, delicate and weak apprentice!!" When talking about those adjectives Bai Feng could emphasize his tone.

Yao Erling: ...

Are you talking about the guy who threatened to have his limbs cut off if he wasn't honest?

When I am a mentally handicapped system! !

Yao Erling feels that his IQ has been insulted.

Sensing Yao Erling's disappearance, Bai Feng heaved a sigh of relief.

To be honest, he really didn't believe that pervert Bai Jin died so easily.

It's like an author in a novel will not easily dispose of a character that has been piled up with many foreshadowings, otherwise it will give people a sense of anticlimactic.

Bai Jin must be a man of cockroaches, he was sure of this when he first met him.

In fact, he was really worried about his apprentice.

Although it is impossible for He Su to simply gameover because of the rule of "that" unless he can focus on making a big death, but...

With a wry smile, Bai Feng felt that he really owed this apprentice in his previous life?

Obviously, I have only taught him for more than ten years...

……Ten years.

How many decades are there in a human lifetime?

It turns out that this little guy has occupied nearly one-third of his life without knowing it.

"Ha... As expected, I really can't let it go. I'm used to fishing. It's time for me, the master, to help my apprentice."

Scratching his head, Bai Feng walked to the bookshelf and carefully pulled out a book, revealing the bookshelf behind.

I reached in and groped twice to pull out a wooden board, revealing a glass vial behind the board.

Qin Can woke up in the freezing cold.

He blinked hard, and it took him a while to sort out his thoughts and remember what happened.

The vegetative thought he had killed him, but in fact Qin Can used his supernatural powers to affect his senses, and managed to win a glimmer of life from death.

But now he is still seriously injured.

【Hey……】

Qin Can was shocked, as if he heard something just now? !

He immediately looked around, but saw nothing, and the violent movements made his head ache again.

Is it an auditory hallucination?

The voice reappeared just as the idea came up.

【Hey... can you hear me...】

"What are you? Are you a ghost?!"

【no……】

That voice was a little helpless.

【I don't have much time... Would you like to sign a contract with me...】

"..." Qin Can was silent for a while, "Is your Q ratio..."

...Why do people in this world still understand the memes of Magical Girl Madoka? !

"Why did you ask me to sign a contract? What are the benefits of signing a contract with you? And will there be any threat to myself??" Qin Can spit out a series of questions like a cannonball.

[1. Because I want to establish a connection with this world; 2. There is basically no benefit, I just need to establish a temporary contract with you, and the contract will be terminated when I leave, but I can exchange it for you. Useful stuff; 3. No, but I need you to do something for me]

The mysterious voice answered one by one.

sign?

Qin Can fell into hesitation.

He looked around him.

He was "thrown dead" hastily in the wilderness, unable to recognize where he was.

[Don't look, this is the laboratory you were in before]

"What?!" Qin Can was shocked.

[The vegetative man destroyed the buildings here, and then drove away your car. 】

"..."

This is really a desperate situation.

The ability used on that vegetable consumed a lot of his energy, and he is now in an overdrawn state. He can no longer use the ability for the next week, otherwise he will risk becoming brain-dead.

[I can immediately restore your overdrawn mental power and repair physical damage to a certain extent. 】

The voice said again.

There seemed to be no other options.

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Can still chose to make a contract with that mysterious voice, on the premise that the things he was asked to do would not harm his race, nor violate Qin Can's personal principles.

【...Why do you have so many things to do?】 The voice said disgustedly.

"Of course you have to be cautious when signing an unknown contract." Qin Can pouted.

At the moment of agreeing, Qin Can felt that there seemed to be some mysterious and mysterious connection established in his mind.

At the same time, the body and head, which were still in pain, were healed instantly, as if soaking in a hot spring.

It's... unbelievable.

"...Okay, what do you want me to do?"

【I want you to catch up with that vegetable immediately】

"...Wait, I don't seem to hear what you said."

【Anla is not asking you to have anal sex with him, anyway you can't anal with him】

"..." Although what he said was the truth, he somehow felt that Huo Da couldn't break it.

[By the way, before chasing that vegetative person, I suggest you go to a place where there is a person you must find. 】

"Got it." Qin Can felt a direction suddenly appear in his mind, echoing himself from afar.

"By the way, what the hell are you? What should I call you?" He remembered and asked before setting off.

The voice paused.

[I am the system. 】

[As for the title...you can call me Yaoyaoling. 】

tbc.