What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

He Su lost his job.

He sat blankly on the side of the road, and passers-by passed by from time to time, casting curious glances at him.

——Why does this young man who looks good have been sitting there motionless?

If it wasn't for him blinking and breathing, he would be regarded as a stone statue.

He Su moved his stiff limbs, put his fingers into his pocket, and checked the contents again.

A hundred dollar bill.

That's right, only one.

It was severance pay from his original company.

He Su felt infinitely confused.

He had been an "intern" in the company for 12 years, but the company closed down when he was about to become a full-time employee... and he had nothing but an ID card issued when he was dismissed and 100 yuan.

When the ID card is in hand, it means that he is no longer "Wu Ren" in the company, and from then on he is just "He Su".

It would be nice if the master was still there.

He Su thought so.

If the master is here, he will definitely have an idea, at least he won't be running around like a headless fly like he is now.

In the end, he found a shop selling sesame seed cakes on the side of the road, and bought two sesame seed cakes for [-] yuan.

Because he was a little restless, it took him 10 minutes to realize that the change he received was a card.

It's still a [-] card.

...The leak in the house happened to meet Lian Yeyu, which was probably what he said.

He Su immediately went back to look for the clerk, but the clerk put on a face of "what can you do with me" and said, "My customer, what evidence do you have that this chapter was found for you by our store?"

"I think maybe it's you who want to give us this piece of paper, right?" He deliberately yelled loudly, and many people were attracted by him and looked over.

The overly concentrated eyes made He Su frowned a little uncomfortable.

So he turned around and left.

"Look! He's guilty!!" The clerk pointed at him triumphantly.

A girl in a white dress with loose long hair in the crowd frowned secretly.

She originally wanted to help this young man who was not good at words, but she didn't expect him to be a coward.

With a soft snort, she walked away.

In fact, He Su didn't just admit it. His master had always taught him not to openly confront others about some things, and it's a good choice to take a detour once in a while.

So he quietly waited until the clerk got off work, and then walked away with his wallet.

After opening the wallet and taking out a pen and paper worth fifty, He Su stuffed the rest back into the man's pocket intact.

Counting the money left on his body now, He Su still felt worried.

Maybe... he should find a new job?

... He Su has no academic qualifications.

This is an era when looking for a job depends on your education.

It is still an era of online recruitment.

Candidates need to send their resumes to the company's mailbox by email. If the company is satisfied after reading the resume, it will notify the candidates how many days to go for an interview.

It is conceivable that if He Su went over rashly and told them that although he had not formally attended school, he was at the level of knowledge of a university, English CET-[-], and basically knew a little about everything without a systematic major...

The result is that it will be ridiculed.

So He Su did one thing.

He entrusted a fake certificate to forge the academic qualifications.

False certificate dealer: "This little brother, which school do you want?"

He Su: "I'm not too demanding, so let's clear [beep——] North [beep——]."

False certificate dealer: "...Brother, are you kidding me?"

He Su: "Yes."

False certificate dealer: "..."

In the end, I chose a second book that was not bad in China but not very famous.

Relying on this resume, He Su successfully passed the interview, entered a domestic top ten company named "Guangding", and became... a handyman in it.

He Su said that he only went there because Guangding provided staff dormitories.

But even if he finds a job, he still can't completely relax, because the salary will not be paid until the end of the month, so he still has to suffer for a while.

It may be a bit difficult for ordinary people to survive a month with less than 100 yuan, but it is still no problem for He Su!

3.5 yuan a bag of dried noodles, boiled in white water and divided into one bag can be eaten about four times.

...but no pan.

In addition to the pot, you also need to buy cleaning tools!

...Sure enough, there is still a problem.

The usual work of a handyman is basically delivering documents, helping others, pouring water, and tidying up documents... In short, a handyman is a brick, and he can move it wherever it is needed.

I don't know if it's because of He Su's good looks that many female employees like to order him around.

Oh, and some male employees who looked at him annoyed.

"Hey, you, send this document to the secretary's office, quickly!!" A male employee looked at him with an unkind expression and said.

"Oh." He Su said calmly.

In fact, this person has deliberately found trouble for him in this way several times. To be honest, he has already heard a female employee quietly discussing the mysterious cp feeling between them with his own ears.

Female employee a: I have a crush on you so I want to bully you... It's okay to be overbearing!

Female employee b: No!It should be the tsundere who dare not express his feelings is almost the same~

Female employee a: Uh...Actually, I can't imagine xxx (male employee) with a proud face...spicy eyes.

He Su felt that xxx, who had a crush on female employee A, would be heartbroken after hearing these conversations.

He walked to the secretary's door with the documents in his arms, but just as he was about to knock on the door, the secretary pushed the door open and looked at him with a yellow face.

He Su took a step back when he saw him.

"Information? Please send it to the boss for me first... Ouch, it's going to be pulled into my pants——" The secretary rushed to the bathroom quickly.

He Su: ...

He checked the company map, took the elevator to the top floor, and knocked on the office door.

"Come in." A magnetic voice sounded.

He Su pushed open the door according to his words, and saw a handsome man sitting behind a desk in the spacious room at a glance. He was so handsome that he, a gay guy with good self-control, felt his heart beat a little.

He Su couldn't help but take a second look.

The president narrowed his eyes unfathomably, and he raised his chin to signal He Su to put the documents on the table, but his hands were sweating a little, and he held them, feeling a little sticky.

President: Why are you looking at me like that? ?Is there something on my face? ? ?

So he immediately looked back.

The two men just stared at each other.

Holding the materials, He Su took two steps forward, but the paper bag containing the materials couldn't bear the weight and tore it open. Something like a book inside fell out, and He Su caught it quickly with his eyesight.

Take a look at the cover——"The Domineering CEO's Little Wife: What to Do If Your Husband Is Too Intrusive"

He Su: ……………

His fingers loosened subconsciously, and the book fell to the ground with a "boom".

President: "..."

The atmosphere was very awkward.

He Su was silent for a second, bent down to pick up the book and put it on the desk, and then wanted to leave.

CEO: "...Stop! Am I allowing you to go!"

So He Su stopped obediently.

Then I saw the other party slapped the table and stood up, approached and hooked his chin with his hands, and smiled charmingly: "You want to leave after knowing my secret? Naive!"

He Su: "...I didn't see anything just now." He still wanted to work here.

The president's expression froze for a moment, obviously he didn't expect He Su to answer like this, he choked for a few seconds, then maintained his evil expression and said: "You are playing with fire!"

He Su:? ? ?How did he play with fire.

The awkward atmosphere continued to spread.

In the end, He Su, who didn't keep up with the opponent's brain circuit at all, was kicked out by the angry CEO.

When He Su walked out, the expression on his face was a bit serious, because he seriously doubted that he might be fired...

Seeing his uneasy expression, the male employee thought he was reprimanded by the secretary, and was very happy for a long time.

As a result, news came the next day that He Su had been promoted to be the assistant to the president. After hearing this, many employees talked about it, and some people thought that He Su was actually a relative of the president's family who came to work as a handyman in order to investigate their work attitude.

It seemed that many people believed this statement, because the male employee immediately invited him to dinner and apologized for his previous attitude.

He Su only felt that...he finally had a hot meal.

After becoming an assistant, He Su's life has not been much easier, because although the salary has increased, it is still, yes, paid at the end of the month.

But I started to sit in the office every day, which can save a lot of energy.

Well, the president's office.

However, his position is said to be an assistant, but he basically just sits there, and He Su doesn't have a mobile phone, so he can only stare at the handsome face of the president in a daze.

The president was stared at so hard that his back was sweating, and he felt that it was a wrong decision to keep this guy who knew what he was doing by his side.

By the way, what does it mean that the facial paralysis keeps looking at me? ? ?

Could it be...

Countless plots of novels flashed through the CEO's mind in an instant, such as hard to express love, distasteful for integrity, silently watching you without telling me that I like you... and so on.

At the moment when he figured it out (didn't), the president only felt a surge of emotion called moving in his heart! !

This emotion prompted him to walk to the assistant's desk unconsciously, held his hand and said:

"Your mind, I already know."

He Su: ...Huh?

what happened?Did he miss something? ? ?

He was actually thinking about what he should have for lunch today.

tbc.