What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

The arrival of Hu Dingbing has brought a new upsurge in reality shows, at least the effect the director wanted has been achieved, and the ratings have reached a new high.

Then everyone discovered that after Qi Xue, there appeared another star who was different from those on stage and off stage.

What impression does Hu Dingbing give fans?mad!

He acts chic and reckless, hearty and casual, which is one of the reasons why he has attracted a large number of fans. Of course, there are also black fans who "can't help his brain when doing things."

At first, everyone thought that they could see the plot of the domineering and domineering transfer student in the classic Mary Su novel... But they didn't expect Hu Dingbing to be a good student, obedient card? ?

Many fans claim that this Young Master Hu is cuter, but He Su, who knows the truth well... um.

However, from He Su's point of view, Jiu Yaoyao, who was wearing a bearded icy shell, showed a lot of his character.

Jiu Yaoyao followed the rules very well, although he was trying his best to play Hu Dingbing's character, He Su could still see a bit of gentleness and gentleness in his various words and deeds.

Looking at him, He Su inexplicably remembered the image of the modest gentleman in those ancient novels.

He Su was a little curious and used the chat software on his phone to chat with Gao Er about Jiu Yao Yao, but the other party sent a sour sentence [Why do you care about him so much].

He Su: ...

He Su didn't hate Jiu Yaoyao, so he ended the topic.

So far, the number of stars participating in the reality show has reached six. Just when everyone thought that they could be grouped into two groups, the director announced that they will start a campus adventure for all members the day after tomorrow. The seven incredible campuses with the most pictures.

He Su: ...Sure enough.

As a subject matter that has been rotten by the wheel, it is impossible to escape such things as seven inconceivables.

And at night, Gao'er gave him another surprise.

The male dormitory is divided into two buildings, each with four floors, and one of them is quite close to the female dormitory. Of course, the management is also very strict.

Gao'er actually found him in the middle of the night... He Su was not surprised at how the other party came here.

No matter how often he commits two crimes, Gao'er is still a master god.

Originally, He Su thought that the other party was looking for him to do something that he couldn't describe, but it turned out that he really came to him with a serious business.

By the way, he reluctantly took Nine Yaoyao with him.

Gao Er: "I originally wanted to live a two-person world with my dear, if it wasn't for my dear's mission... How could there be such a considerate boyfriend like me in the world!"

Nine Yaoyao: →_→

Gao Er: "What expression do you have, I seem to see you saying 'I've never seen such a brazen person'."

Jiu Yaoyao said quietly: "Since you and I know it well, then don't say it."

Gao'er: ...

Back to the present, He Su looked at Gao'er and Jiu Yaoyao who came in through the window, and was deeply speechless.

Then Gao'er took out a pen and a piece of paper, and asked, "My dear, let's play with the pen fairy~"

He Su: ...

Then he realized that Gao'er was going to help him complete the task.

In an instant, the discomfort caused by being woken up in the middle of the night dissipated, and an unknown emotion filled his heart, causing He Su to bend his eyes unconsciously and smile, "Thank you."

Jiu Yaoyao, who was standing next to her, regretted that she didn't wear sunglasses.

Gao'er: ——Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !

Resisting the urge to pull He Su into his arms and kiss him fiercely, Gao'er took out a desk and put it in the dormitory.

He Su: ⊙_⊙

...This is, how did you take out such a big thing in an instant?

Seeing He Su's expression, Gao'er took the initiative to explain: "My dear, this is my own portable space, just like the backpack grid in the game, everything you put in it can maintain the state at the moment you put it in. until it is taken out!"

He Su's mind turned quickly, and he immediately recalled the two raw fish that Gao Er took out when he was still Qin Can in the first world.

This explains why the fish is still so fresh after being stored for so long.

"Okay! Then let's start playing with Pen Fairy!" Gao'er said excitedly.

Nine Yaoyao: Please don’t say that playing supernatural games is like playing Monopoly, thank you.

Pen Fairy is a supernatural game with very low cost. To play it, you only need paper, pen, and people.

Horror movies about pen fairy are also very popular, such as "pen fairy" and so on. Of course, He Su has also watched pen fairy filmed in mainland China.

He Su said that it was really a different kind of horror.

Yaoyaoling: Is it horrible to die...

There are quite a few versions of Pen Fairy’s rules, but usually two people hold a pen between their fingers interlaced, and the pen is placed vertically on a piece of paper, where some numbers can be written on the paper, which is convenient for asking questions. Pen Fairy replied.

After the game starts, the player should relax his fingers and gently hold the pen, and then call for the pen fairy to come.

The calling language is usually something like "Pen Xian Bi Xian invites you to come", in short, it cannot be separated from this scope.

In some so-called post-event descriptions of asking for a pen fairy on the Internet, it is said that when you feel that the pen holder has moved slightly, or you are not sure whether the pen fairy has come, you can try to ask "Are you a pen fairy? If yes, please tick".

In fact, He Su didn't really believe in this before.

After all, he has also seen science popularization on TV that breaks superstition, what ghosts are electromagnetic fields, and pen fairy is the psychological illusion of people who play games, but they are actually manual by themselves...

Yao Yaoling is a little unbelievable: Host, haven't you tried this kind of game before?I obviously feel that you are very interested in horror and supernatural things.

He Su: I have never tried it.

Stories are stories and reality is reality.

In the story, ghosts kill people, and the plot of the protagonist's thrilling escape will be very enjoyable to watch, but it is not something to be excited about actually moving it to yourself.

He Su's interest in horror was limited to watching.

So he couldn't understand those people who deliberately went to explore places that were said to be haunted, and played supernatural games for excitement.

The game started, and Gao Er spread the prepared quarto paper on the table, then interlocked five fingers with He Su, holding the pen.

Jiu Yaoyao sat beside her with a stiff face, thinking to herself why she brought me here.

Is it to see you show your affection?

Just when he was about to shake He Su's hand just now, Gao Er stared back severely, and now he can only sit on the sidelines and watch the two of them.

A little boring.

Thinking this way, he simply got out of Hu Dingbing's body. Hu Dingbing closed his eyes and fell directly on the bed, like a dummy whose soul was taken out. At the same time, a small ball of light appeared in the air.

As if she felt that her light was too conspicuous, Jiu Yaoyao switched herself to night mode, and then quietly watched the game of asking for a pen fairy.

From Jiu Yaoyao's perspective, he could see that both of them had their eyes closed, and besides the options of "yes" and "no", there were also numbers from 0 to 9 written on the paper.

The two of them read silently for more than 20 minutes, and Jiu Yaoyao got a little impatient waiting, thinking that there might not be any pen masters at all.

At this moment, the pen moved.

"Pen Xian, is that you, please tick if yes." Gao'er asked.

Under Jiu Yaoyao's surprised eyes (?), the pen moved slowly on the paper and drew a "√".

...Could it be that they moved it by themselves?

Jiu Yaoyao floated a little closer curiously, and then stopped her movements immediately.

Whether it is true or not, I shouldn't bother them at this time.

"Penxian, please tell me...Qi Xue's birthday." Gao'er used to want to say dear, and changed it to Qi Xue halfway through.

The pen holder moved, drawing a circle on the numbers "3" and "6" in turn.

Because the tip of the pen cannot leave the paper, Jiu Yaoyao looked at the white paper that was drawn in a mess, thinking that it is not easy for a pen master.

"Bixian, please tell me Gao'er's birthday." He Su said.

Pen Fairy seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then hesitantly drew circles on "9", "1", and "2".

Next, Gao'er and He Su seemed to have started the unlimited mode, and began to ask Bixian some weird questions.

For example, "Does Gao'er like to eat bean sprouts" and "What brand of condoms does He Su like (?!)" are lost.

Jiu Yaoyao: ...is this bullying?

These two people relying on their own vests to ask these questions are really...

In the speechless onlookers of Nine Yaoyao, Gao Er finally asked: "Bixian, Bixian, although I and Fu Xinren are boyfriends now, but I actually love Qi Xue, but Qi Xue also has a boyfriend named It's called Gao'er, is it possible for me to be with him?"

Nine Yaoyao: ...

He Su: ...This guy is still going strong.

The pen fairy didn't move.

Gao Er: "Pen Fairy? Pen Fairy? Are you there?"

Bixian remained motionless and pretended to be dead, as if he had given up on answering Gao'er's nonsensical questions.

"It seems like it's over?" Gao'er's tone was a little disappointed.

He and He Su raised their hands, and as soon as the tip of the pen left the paper, suddenly a gust of wind blew open the window, making a loud "beep" sound, and then the paper used to invite the pen fairy was about to be swept away! !

Jiu Yaoyao opened her eyes and sounded a reminder, and then saw He Su, whose eyes were still closed, slap the paper on the table expressionlessly.

Nine Yaoyao: ...

He Su was already prepared. He was familiar with the routines in horror movies, and he was already prepared for the occurrence of such a thing as Bixian deliberately inducing them to foul and then gaining a reason to possess him.

Opening his eyes, He Su took out the lighter and burned the paper, then closed the window.

... The title of Emperor Tran Ding is indeed not for him.

Before Gao'er and Jiu Yaoyao left, He Su suddenly asked, "By the way...how did you use the red pen?"

He took a look at it before burning it, and it was just a piece of paper like a ghost drawing.

Gao'er's innocent face: "Does it feel more atmospheric like this?"

He Su: I knew it ==

This is really something Gao'er would do!

TBC.

The author has something to say: I’m sorry I didn’t update yesterday, and a small theater is included (I really don’t have hand cancer, if it’s the morning of the show, Jinjiang must have smoked it)

The scumbag author will start military training tomorrow, but the update will try not to miss the update

By the way, in this world, I should write a little longer w

【small theater】

He Su: Some readers want me to ask you why you don’t drive when you attack at night.

Gao'er: What is a night attack!I'm obviously here to exchange feelings with my dear!

He Su: (stares)

Gao'er: Well, actually, it's because when I think about my current identity and who is in a relationship with that guy, I feel disgusting... How can I let my dear be indirectly contacted by that guy! !Don't think about it! ! !

He Su: ...