What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

The underground cave was originally dark, but fortunately there is a magical glowing underground lake and an unknown glowing ore on the stone wall, otherwise their exploration would be much more difficult.

"Is this fluorite?" Fan Tong probably asked because women's nature of liking shiny things played a role, pointing at those glowing stones with some fascination.

The glasses girl took a closer look, and replied after a while: "I don't think it's... Strange, this kind of ore seems to be different from any one I've learned, so it can't be an ore that hasn't been discovered yet. "

"Maybe that's the case. You can name it Yu Lan Mine by then!" Fan Tong patted her on the shoulder.

"How is it possible?" The glasses girl was also a little moved when she heard it, but she still waved her hands rationally.

"These two girls are so optimistic." When He Su was watching them chatting, Qin Can came over and said.

"It's good to be optimistic." He Su said, if they were discouraged and crying, then he wouldn't be able to save them.

"That's right." Qin Can suddenly thought of something and said loudly, "You two see if you can knock down two pieces of that kind of rock, who knows if there is any light behind it."

He Su felt a little strange.

In the original movie, no one seemed to think of knocking a few pieces of ore down for backup.

Of course, it is not surprising that no one thought of it. This is a common trick of third-rate horror movies. It increases the difficulty of the plot by reducing the IQ of the characters, so as to achieve the effect of killing two birds with one stone while making the movie more twists and turns and delaying time.

Could it be that because this is not a pure movie, the IQs of the characters are not deliberately restricted by the screenwriter and director like before?

As soon as He Su thought this way, he saw Qin Can start to roll up his trousers, he was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who are you?"

"Go into the water to catch fish." Qin Can took it for granted, "That snack is not enough, catch two fish as food reserves."

He Su: ...just after praising you for improving your IQ, you started committing another crime.

There are not only fish in the water, but also other things.

However, the 12 years of marathon training that He Su experienced as a killer preparation told him that if he directly said this fact, then most likely he would not be trusted by his companions, and worse, there might be "you Why do you know?" "Could it be that you designed everything in the first place?" Such *development.

So He Su chose to remind gently: "But don't you think the color of this lake looks weird?" It's blue!It's shining! !

"I know, but when people are really starving to death, how can they care so much?" Qin Can said.

"...Human beings can survive for three days without food and water. If there is water, they can survive for up to seven days. We still have enough water on our bodies." He Su couldn't quite understand his brain circuit.

"Senior...why are you so cute?" Qin Can looked into his eyes, and burst out laughing, "Although the hospital research said so, but think about it, even if a person has no food, he can last for seven days. Immortality, but that is only the degree of immortality, who can guarantee that we will not be too hungry to walk on the third and fourth day?"

"Medical research is indeed authoritative, but some things still need to be viewed in light of the actual situation."

He Su was speechless.

He Su was shocked by him.

Yaoyaoling: Why do you have such an unexpected expression?

He Su: I really didn't expect that.

Yaoyaoling was thinking that his host was still in the range of ordinary people. Although he lacked common sense, he heard He Su say:

I didn't expect normal humans to be like this....

The last adjective was blurred by him, Yaoyaoling guessed that what he might mean was fragile or something.

Yaoyaoling: Wait, what is an "ordinary human"!Host, are you from some higher plane?Ability?Comprehension? ?Science fiction? ? ?

He Su: No, it's just that I have been trained for a long time without eating or drinking.

Yaoyaoling: ... host, what did you do before, undercover spy special police...

He Su: Killer.

Yaoyaoling: ……………

What the hell is a profession that only appears in Mary Sue's romance novels in this modern background?

Its host is full of slots.

After a long time of hard work, the glasses girl and the rice bucket finally knocked down two luminous ores, and Qin Can also caught two fish from the lake without encountering anything. The luck is incredible.

As for He Su...he didn't do anything.

In fact, he also wanted to go into the water to catch fish together, so that he could take care of Qin Can, an ordinary person, but he was strongly rejected.

The other party forcefully asked He Su to stay on the shore and continue to rest on the grounds that he had not recovered from his previous serious injury.

He Su was already prepared to lose a teammate at the beginning, but Qin Can came back without missing a hair, and he was carrying two fish that looked ordinary and could be eaten normally.

He looked at Qin Can in disbelief, and asked, "Are you okay? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Fan Tong: I just said that the two of them really have jq~

He Su: ...Come on, he already has a boyfriend.

After resting, they began to walk along the path leading to the depths of the cave. This section of the road was very deep and very long, and the glowing ores on both sides of the road gradually decreased. At this time, everyone realized how correct Qin Can's proposal was. .

"It's kind of scary..." The younger girl with glasses leaned closer to He Su in fright. Qin Can looked up at her and pouted slightly.

"It's like a road to hell..." Fan Tong looked at the bottomless road ahead and took a deep breath.

Staring at such a scene for a long time seems to make people lose the courage to continue walking.

"Ha... don't read it, let's chat for a while." Qin Can obviously noticed this, and began to divert his attention.

"That's right, Senior Deng doesn't seem to talk much today." Fan Tong said suddenly.

It was only then that He Su realized that he was a little slack, coughed and said, "...the wound still hurts, I don't really want to talk."

Fan Tong immediately expressed his understanding, but Qin Can frowned: "Your wound still hurts? Shall I check it for you?"

"No need!" He Su refused.

He felt that Qin Can's attitude towards him was really unusual.

But in the movie, Qin Can is set as a straight straight man from the beginning to the end?

Feeling suspicious, He Su tapped Yaoyaoling again: Is this really the movie world?

Yaoyaoling: Well, it’s not all right, I can only say that the character of the characters in this world will be based on the movie, but it’s not limited to the movie, so it’s not impossible that there will be new developments!

He Su: So, it's not impossible for the straight guy in the movie to be gay here?

Yaoyaoling: ...It's not impossible... right.

One person, one system coincidentally fell silent for a while.

He Su put his mind back to the present moment again, because according to the limited plot he knew, the first "shock you" in the whole story is about to appear.

With a high degree of concentration, all senses in his body were adjusted to the highest state, so He Su grabbed Yu Lan, the glasses girl, as soon as the black shadow appeared, and successfully led her away from the attack.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... big lung capacity...

"Just, what was that just now...hiccup..." Yu Lan was so frightened that she hiccupped, she flung herself into He Su's arms and shivered, almost wanting to slip into it.

Seeing this scene, Qin Can felt that it was an eyesore, but he couldn't make it too obvious, so he gently took Yu Lan's arm and persuaded him: "Calm down, the senior is still hurt."

Today is the third time He Su has heard that he is injured, and he just wants to express that...he is really not that delicate.

Back then... it was a trivial matter to stay up for a few days with an injury during training.

Yu Lan was pulled by Qin Can, and only then did she realize that she was in a man's arms, and immediately backed away, with embarrassment in her eyes.

"The one just now was a monkey?" Fan Tong was also stunned. She had just caught a glimpse of the black figure, so she was much more stimulated than Yu Lan.

"...Do you want to continue walking?" Yu Lan asked in a crying voice, her eyes were full of begging.

"Go down."

"We must go on." He Su said firmly.

"But if we go back, the place is not only bright but also safe. Maybe we will arrive after a few days of search and rescue?"

"No, it's unlikely that the search and rescue will arrive within a few days," Qin Can said, "First of all, we are on the mountain, and it will take a while for the search and rescue personnel to arrive here. Besides, the mudslide will make the search several times more difficult. We all starved to death before we could be searched and rescued.

"Besides... what if they can't find us? The mobile phone has no signal, and they can't hear them calling through the stone."

"But keep going, what about the monster just now? I don't believe it's just that one." Fan Tong hesitated.

"No, think about it, those monsters live in a deeper place. Although the way we came here was blocked, the monsters came from inside, and they must need water and food, which means that going in must There are other ways to go outside, and I can feel a faint air movement now."

He Su originally thought about how to persuade them, but Qin Can helped a lot. After listening to Qin Can's words, the two girls were persuaded.

So, the four college students continued to stumble and walk down.

He Su only felt that...if Qin Can in the movie could have this IQ, then the four of them would not be wiped out.

The few paragraphs that Qin Can said just now cut off more than 30 minutes of the plot in the movie.

The reason why He Su objected to going back was because in the movie they were frightened by monsters and returned to the underground lake. As a result, there were also monsters in the lake, which directly led to Deng Qi's death. The remaining three struggled and waited for three days. Rescue, had no choice but to go on this road again in the midst of hunger and thirst, so it was even more difficult to fight back against the monsters in the dark.

If this endless cycle continues, I'm sorry for the malice of the screenwriter and director.

What do you mean what's in the lake?

He Su didn't know either.

Because the hot chicken director simply took a shot of Deng Qi slipping and falling into the water, then thumping twice and suddenly sinking, and finally a shot of blood staining the lake red to fool everyone.

What does the monster look like, I didn't even take a picture of it.

tbc.