What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

It only took He Su a while to remember where he had heard these five words.

Isn't this the name of a movie whose trailer has just been released before his time travel?

He Su was attracted by the movie's promotional posters and cast, and had been looking forward to it for a long time, but he was drawn here before he could wait.

Thinking back to Gao'er's shining eyes asking for credit before he left, He Su, who finally understood the other party's hidden meaning, fell silent.

...Just because he likes this movie doesn't mean he's willing to wear it and toss about it.

He Su hesitated slightly, and then tried to search for the plot, but the result showed that it was actually blocked.

... Well, let it be, it's better to have a hint than a black eye.

"Escape from Peach Blossom Land" is a movie, under the banner of the best comedy horror film in Huaguo in recent years, the content of the trailer is roughly: In a paradise called Peach Blossom Spring, two teenagers wake up Discovering that terrible mutations had taken place in their family members and friends overnight, they began to flee and search for the cause of the mutation...

Then there is no more.

The trailer lasted for just over three minutes, and it ended in a very attractive place.

He Su returned to his own space exhausted, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yaoyaoling arguing with another glowing egg... the system.

I saw two glowing balls chasing each other in the air, colliding with each other from time to time, and I felt very happy.

Wait, another system, isn't it Lu Lu Lu?

He Su saw the number on the photosphere.

"Yaoyaoling, you should at least respect your seniors, right? I was born much longer than you~"

"Get lost! Seeing your chatter, I feel that the data is out of order!" Yao Yaoling said angrily.

"Come on, I've heard about your deeds. You can even forget to activate the pain protection mechanism for the host. I really don't know how your program is installed." Coming out of the small dark room Lu Lulu was very arrogant when facing the Yaoyaoling. After mocking it, it floated on someone's shoulder.

From the very beginning, He Su noticed that there were other human beings here besides himself, and that person had a nice face and seemed very easy to get along with.

Noticing He Su's gaze, the man reached out to him and said, "Hi, I'm Yi Ming."

He Su took his hand in a symbolic gesture and then withdrew it: "He Su."

"This is my system, Lu Lulu." Yi Ming smiled brightly at He Su.

For a moment, He Su thought of what Lu Lulu said at the time, "Hahahaha, my host probably didn't expect that he was randomly assigned to a system that traveled through the horror world. I remember that he was most afraid of ghosts, so he wouldn't be scared to pee now." Let's go~"

Yi Ming: "Why do I feel that you look at me with sympathy..."

He Su: "It's nothing, by the way, so you are the one who exchanged systems with me?"

When he heard this sentence, the smile on Yi Ming's face froze, as if recalling some bad memories: "Ha, ha, yes, I really didn't expect that your world is... "

He Su gave Yi Ming a wax in his heart again.

During the interval between the two talking, the two systems clashed again, but it was obvious that Lu Lulu's ability to speak out was much higher than that of the Yaoyaoling. He Su only heard its voice mocking the Yaoyaoling loudly, which could be called a magic voice. Piercing.

The Yaoyaoling looked like it was about to blow itself up in anger.

He Su casually picked up a book from the coffee table, and knocked Lu Lu Lu out of the air with a wave of his hand.

No matter how rookie Yao Yaoling is, it is still his system, and it is not his turn to be ridiculed by others.

And it has improved a lot compared to before.

Feeling He Su's silent support for it, Yaoyaoling was almost moved to tears.

"Okay, we won't bother you anymore. See you later." Yi Ming bent down and picked up Lu Lulu who was beaten on the ground and spun around in circles, put it in his pocket, and said goodbye.

He Su: Probably only people like Yi Ming can tolerate Lu Lu Lu's system, or it's better to say that Chairman Lu Lu Lu is so crooked because Yi Ming is used to it?

Suddenly there is a reminder:

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[Yi Ming] sent you a friend request.

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After He Su clicked through, the other party sent a gift, which said that Lu Lulu had brought them a cheap apology.

When you take it apart, it's a... touchscreen phone?

He Su:? ? ?

There was actually a tutorial next to it, and it was the first time He Su knew that a tutorial was needed to use a mobile phone...

He put the phone aside, bought some spare things in the point mall, and then told Yaoyaoling to start the next mission. He had rested enough in the reward world before.

He Su opened his eyes.

The familiar prompt sounded:

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Mission background brief introduction: This is a peaceful paradise, but it will soon cease to exist.Mutations are quietly growing, and corruption is hidden under the tranquility, and the happy and peaceful place in the evening is about to turn into a hell on earth...

Task requirements: Help the protagonist escape from the Peach Blossom Land

Difficulty factor: ★★★☆☆

Completion reward: 5000 points, random drop items in the current copy

Note: Completing hidden tasks will add 20000 points

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Hidden missions?

He Su looked at the frightening bonus points for the hidden missions, and started knocking on the demon spirits every day.

Yaoyaoling: Hidden missions are very perverted. The difficulty factor should be at least two stars higher. I suggest that you don’t touch them as the host! ! !

He Su: Hey...

Yaoyaoling heard the slight disappointment in He Su's tone, and anxiously persuaded: "Host, I'm serious!" !Don't look at its high points, in fact, the future task reward points will rise geometrically, and it will not be enough to look at this reward at that time!And the worst thing about hidden missions is that they must be compulsorily completed after encountering them!Otherwise, it will be counted as mission failure!

He Su was startled: Mission failed?

Yaoyaoling: Yes!

He Su: Alright...

So these two people have set countless big flags in your words...

"Ding Ding!" The call made He Su's body tremble, and he suddenly had a bad premonition, this name could not... be calling him...

"Ding Ding! Where did you go? We agreed to play peek-a-boo together?" The brat with his dirty face and body slapped He Su's shoulder with a slap. Suddenly, a black handprint appeared on the snow-white vest.

He Su's face darkened silently.

Turning around, he saw a child standing in front of him with a silly smile, with an innocent and stupid expression on his face.

There are three things that He Su has the most trouble dealing with in his life, one is a convulsive Gao'er, the other is a middle-aged aunt, and the third is a bear child.

After thinking about it, He Su decided to call tentatively, "Gao'er?"

Little kid with a runny nose: "Ding Ding, what are you talking about!"

He Su: "... I didn't say anything just now."

In desperation, He Su was taken away to play peek-a-boo together.

He Su: I have a question.

Yaoyaoling:?

He Su: What is peek-a-boo?

Yaoyaoling: ...Host, I can tell from your words that you have no childhood...

Afterwards, He Su played peek-a-boo with a group of children all afternoon. Of course, with He Su's level, the result must have been crushed. After a few times, the group of children became unhappy and kicked He Su out of the university. force.

He Su said it was exactly what he wanted.

But he still has one thing that is very concerned about, that is, he doesn't know where Gao'er is?

Based on his understanding of Gao'er, the other party must have put on a vest and come to this world again.

After searching around, there was still no result. Instead, He Su was greatly shocked by the naming standards of the people in this peach blossom-like village. There are also names like Yang Wawa, Gao Fushuai, Bai Fumei, Shi Zhenxiang, and He Hehe...

He Su: ...I don't think it's funny why comedy horror movies make such a fuss in this kind of place.

Invisibly, He Su's expectations for this movie that he hadn't had time to watch lowered.

In the end, He Su didn't dare to be sure who Gao'er was.

He Su couldn't find Gao'er, but He Su found the target of this mission - the protagonist of this movie - Li Rufeng.

According to the old man in the village who is good at looking at faces, this son is blessed with great fortune and good luck, and he will surely achieve great things in the future...

He Su just wanted to say "nonsense".

Didn't you see that only his name is the most normal?

It's actually normal for He Su not to be able to find Gao'er, because Gao'er hasn't passed by yet.

When Jiu Yaoyao went to find Gao'er, he happened to see him making out a big mirror, and then looked at himself in the mirror and meditated.

Jiu Yaoyao waited for a while, and finally couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Gao'er's eyes are bulingbuling: "I'm wondering whether to give my dear a surprise, do you think I use this image, or this one?"

Two people appeared in the mirror, one was a slim girl, and the other was a beautiful woman with amazing breasts.

Jiu Yaoyao: ...I choose death.

It endured it for a while, and couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "Do you really want to make this kind of character? Are you addicted to being a woman?" It still doesn't know that the Lord God of the previous world is actually a cute little boy.

Lord God: "Ever since I wore the skirt, I have fallen in love with this unfettered feeling..."

Jiu Yaoyao thought indifferently: Then do you still plan to run naked in the future? !

In short, in the end, the two personalities of the main god were rejected.

Gao'er: Well, none of you understand me.

Jiu Yaoyao: Who needs to understand a pervert like you.

When the main god left, Jiu Yaoyao accidentally caught sight of the avatar he was using, and the whole ball froze.

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Name: Eggy Zhang

height:……

character:……

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... What the hell kind of name is this? ! !

tbc.