What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

Opening his eyes, he found that he had returned to his own space. He Su blinked, feeling that the exhaustion all over his body was unbearable.

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System Reminder: You have opened a new [Pig Teammate Illustrated Book]

System reminder: You have opened [Survival on a Deserted Island: My Adventures with "Lolita"] character illustration

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"Ding dong" two reminders sounded, He Su ignored it and took off his clothes, managed to tidy up his mood and walked into the bathroom.

Although the equipment in the Lord God's Dimension can eliminate all fatigue, as expected, he still likes to take a good bath.

Yaoyaoling looked at the host's well-trained but not exaggerated muscle lines, smooth body shape, beautifully shaped butterfly bones on the back, firm buttocks and slender legs... There was no idea in his heart.

Yaoyaoling: What do you think I will be, I am just a system and a bunch of data.Speaking of it, Jiuyaoyao is actually more in line with my aesthetics (wiping saliva)

He Su washes very seriously. Of course, if you squat on a deserted island for half a month and you can only use sea water to wash your hair and bathe, you will also want to give your body a good scrub.

Ten minutes later, He Su casually put on a bathrobe and came out, then began to check the reminders.

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[Pig Teammate Illustrated Book] Unlock

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【Pig Teammate No. 2】

Trouble level: ★☆

Description: The number of such people is very large. They often exist in various games and movies. They are useless when fighting monsters, and they are still useless when doing daily tasks... In short, only the protagonist can use it correctly Bar?The truth is, they're here to make up the numbers.

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→You have unlocked two pictures, and you have not unlocked the rest!

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He Su: ...It is true that the teammates are useless, but they are not that bad.

He opened another reminder, and his eyes paused for a while on the title of the illustrated book—Survival on a Deserted Island: My Adventures with "Lolita"—

This title, and those quotation marks are really full of malice...

He Su: Indifferent.

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[Survival on a Deserted Island: My Adventures with "Lolita"] Unlock the illustrated book

Illustration description:

A plane crashes, and 11 people are stranded on a deserted island. During this period, they face not only the unfamiliar jungle, lack of food and clothing, but also cannibals hidden in the shadows...

A deserted island is a world where the weak and the strong prey on the strong. There is no law and no order. People's inner desires seem to be infinitely magnified. Polluted by the power of the evil gods worshiped, he lost himself forever...

In the end, bodyguards Ji Chuan and Wen Yue escaped from this deserted island with their twins. However, the evil god who was imprisoned here also escaped together...

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He Su took a deep breath.

Really... an unpleasant description.

The last sentence in this introduction blatantly indicated the failure of his mission.

He Su has always been adhering to the principle of "do nothing, or it's the best". This time, it was a half-failed task, and it was simply a slap in the face from reality.

He sat down and began to reflect on the reasons for his failure in this world.

In fact, it was foreshadowed from the beginning, wasn't it?

He feels strong, he has weapons, he has a sense of combat that he has trained for 12 years, and he has the most knowledge of desert island survival of any person, and it all makes for this result.

Only at this moment did He Su deeply realize one thing - he is a killer, but he is also an ordinary person.

He will get carried away because he has the advantage, and he will be arrogant when he underestimates the enemy.

He was indeed complacent, if he hadn't been complacent, then how could he have made a plan to use that fetish/pedophile to break away from the group at the beginning and then implemented it?

It is true that he underestimated the enemy and was arrogant. Although he knew some spoilers, he underestimated the cannibals. He did not expect that they might always have some unscientific power, and his arrogance made him think that he could complete the task perfectly by himself. Make him despise his teammates from the start.

Looking back now, he seems to have watched those people struggle in a way that had nothing to do with him from the beginning to the end, and he was still secretly laughing at them.

God's vision is cool, right?Very cool.

But it also caused him to fall severely, and his head was bloody.

In the end, Ai'er and Fei'er were possessed by evil gods and occupied their bodies, and it was his fault.

He Su clenched his hands tightly, and then let go.

Letting out a breath slowly, he continued to look at the illustrated book.

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【01 Jichuan】

Sex: Male

Height: 176

Description: Ai'er and Mayfair's bodyguard, with rich experience and a strong sense of responsibility, also has a certain knowledge of survival, with high skills and meticulous thinking.

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【02 Lover】

Sex: Male

Height: 120

Description: One of Ji Chuan's protection objects, lively and cheerful, very possessive of Ji Chuan

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【03 Mayfair】

Sex: Male

Height: 120

Description: One of Ji Chuan's protection objects. She is rather shy and likes Ji Chuan very much.

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【04 Meng Ran】

Sex: Male

Height: 180

Description: Gentle scum man with glasses, frivolous and shameless, gay, with unruly intentions towards Ji Chuan, and finally died of being infected with the power of evil gods and exploded out of control.

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He Su: ...this description...why does it feel like it has personal emotions.

In order to confirm his guess, he continued to read.

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【05 Liu Yi】

Sex: Male

Height: 175

Description: An elite man who hates homosexuality, was on the verge of bankruptcy because he was caught by his opponent, and Meng Ran didn't like each other, died of being infected by the power of evil gods and exploded out of control.

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【06 Warm Moon】

Sex: Male

Height: 171

Description: An otaku boy who can't hold his hands and is not as powerful as a chicken. He has no eggs and is basically a soy sauce guy. He is one of the survivors who have been exposed to Ji Chuan's glory.

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【07 Insidious Man】

Description: Love/Children/Pedophilia, did many disgusting things but was not sanctioned, had bad intentions towards Ai'er and Fei'er and was stopped, and was captured by cannibals, stripped of their skin and used as a "meat pig", and finally Ji Chuan Give relief.

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【08 Zhen Hao】

Description: Tall and strong man, impatient pervert, maintains a certain relationship with girls, impatient and arrogant, and eventually becomes a "meat pig" raised by cannibals.

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【09 Cowardly and bald middle-aged man】

Description: A cowardly, balding middle-aged man, married to Aunt Wang, very wretched, depressed all the time, and did indescribable things to the girl's body.

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【10 Aunt Wang】

Description: A very common personality of menopausal women, who cares about everything, has a small belly, and is married to a balding middle-aged man. The first person to be infected by the power of evil gods, and the second person to die.

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【11 Girls】

Description: The first person to die, who was good at using his body to gain benefits, maintained a physical relationship with Zhen Hao, and died due to the joint efforts of Aunt Wang and the middle-aged man.

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【Cannibal】

Description: A group of people living in the deep jungle. They eat humans and have no humanity. The city worships the god Lukala.

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【priest】

Description: Priest of the cannibals, the guy who conveys the will of the god Lukala

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【Evil God Rukara】★

Description: The evil god imprisoned on a deserted island for unknown reasons, has been looking for a body suitable for her occupation for many years

▲ put away

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He Su: ...It's really long.

Compared with the first world, this can be said to be a relatively complicated background setting, and it always feels like a lot of things can be digged out.

The number of characters in it has also increased a lot, but... Speaking of which, the sinister man still has no name in the end.

There were so many slots, He Su opened the panel and looked at the rewards after completing the task.

To be honest, this time is really a bit embarrassing, and the points are barely equal to last time.

Only then did Yao Yaoling faintly appear and said: "In fact, the rewards after each world quest are almost all things that can be used or helpful in future quests."

He Su: "Where did you go just now?"

Yaoyaoling: "...It's hard to say."

It's not a certain main god! ! !

Yaoyaoling's inner roar was suppressed by the mute function again, and it urged He Su to check his backpack, thinking that he would suffocate to death if he continued like this.

He Su shrugged, and then did as he did.

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Item Name: Ancient Rukala God Amulet

Grade: ★★★★

Item description: The thing brought back from the altar of the cannibals looks very old, and the material seems to be some kind of wood?

Note: It is said that there is the power of the god Rukala on it, please explore the specific usage method by yourself

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He Su: Familiar formula, familiar taste, familiar unreliable notes.

He remembered Liu Yi, Mengran, Aunt Wang's fate, and thought to himself who the hell would use this thing.

Wait, why is there a bonus item?

He clicked on the icon, and the item was a bright red fruit, which looked very familiar.

... Isn't this what Ai'er asked him to eat in the end, and threatened to eat Wen Yue if he didn't eat it.

He just took a bite and brought it out in the end?

Yaoyaoling: ...

It suddenly remembered that apart from its own rewards, the only items that could bring out dungeons were those of that level...

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Item Name: Blood of the Cthulhu

Grade: ★★★★★★★★★ (legendary)

Item description: The thing condensed by the blood of the evil god. After eating, it will permanently increase the mental power, improve the immunity resistance to mental attacks, and at the same time have the effect of washing the marrow and cutting the body, permanently increasing the constitution coefficient by 30 points

Note: It is a beneficial and harmless god-level item, don't eat it carelessly! !

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He Su: "... so high energy?"

Yaoyaoling: ……………You have lived a long life. There is a (master) person (god) who is blatantly cheating on others! ! !

tbc.