What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

He Su is gay, and his profession is a killer.

Yes, you read that right, killer.

It's still the kind that can be slaughtered and eaten immediately after 12 years of professional and formal training... ahhh, the kind that can get a certificate and start working.

However, the dramatic thing is that on the eve of taking up the post, due to unknown force majeure, the killer company closed down.

So He Su became one of the unemployed vagrants of the new era.

Then he met the boyfriend.

When her boyfriend saw He Su for the first time, he knew it was him!He is the one I want! !

They had sex once as bums/friends, and both parties were happy.

However, the boyfriend's brain hole opened again.

Substituting the content of the romance novel, the boyfriend decided to get rid of the bullshit and get married directly.

Boyfriend: Marry me, I am a rich man.

He Su: ...?

Did he miss something?

He Su thought about it, and felt that if he didn't follow his boyfriend, he wouldn't know where to go. To put it bluntly, his current identity is actually a rice bug kept by his boyfriend, so he agreed.

These two people were together like this, and they lived a life without shame or impatience...

It should be possible to get here, but the reality is always beyond people's expectations!

On He Su's birthday, his boyfriend said that he would give him a surprise and let him go out for a walk before coming back.

So He Su's face was paralyzed, but he walked out of the house with a little excitement in his heart. Because of the hot weather, he didn't want to go too far, so he went to the supermarket diagonally opposite his house for a stroll.

Before leaving, he thought of something, so he took a box of supreme ultra-thin Durex.

At the time of checkout, He Su seemed to calmly finish the payment under the salesperson's "..." eyes, and left in a hurry with his reddened ears.

Sure enough, this kind of thing should be purchased online... But the ones at home have been used up, so it will take a long time to buy online.

In life, shouldn't you enjoy yourself in time?

With such thoughts in mind, He Su had really calmed down when crossing the road, but he still pressed Durex's box with his hands through his pockets from time to time.

Then he saw a private car crashing towards him. With He Su's skill, he could have dodged it, but for some reason, his feet seemed to be glued to the ground and he couldn't move...

He Su only felt a sharp pain, and then his body lightened, as if he was flying into the air.

Then I don't know anything.

Before his consciousness completely fell into darkness, He Su's last thought was...

Will people find a box of condoms on him after he dies?

……

He Su opened his eyes, and found himself in a pure white space, so pure, so white, just like the milk that her boyfriend often bought to have fun with him... Hey!

A glowing egg-sized sphere slowly emerged from the background and appeared in front of He Su.

The ball of light floated up and down, looked at He Su, and then spoke.

System: "Hello."

He Su: "Hello."

system:……

Wait, the director is wrong!This guy doesn't follow the script!Shouldn't normal people be at least a little surprised? !

System: "...Aren't you afraid of me?"

He Su: "Oh."

system:…………

"Oh" your sister (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴!

The ball of light couldn't help circling He Su twice in a hurry, and finally said in frustration, "Okay, let me introduce myself, I'm the system demon spirit."

He Su: "...I am He Su." 110?emergency call? ?

Yaoyaoling is about to kneel down to him.

In the end, it took a long time to sort out the internal system that was already garbled, and he could only follow the template provided by the official: "Hello, He Su, you are in a special space now, and the reason why you are here is because you are in the real world. Your physical condition is very bad, and we can help you solve this problem, of course, there will be a corresponding price."

After hearing this, He Su finally gave Yao Yaoling a satisfactory response. He paused and asked, "What price?"

Yaoyaoling: "Become my host, and I will guide you through various worlds, complete target tasks, and collect points."

He Su: "Okay, I agree."

Yaoyaoling: "If you don't want to, of course... wait?! You agreed!?"

He Su:?

Yaoyaoling: "...Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be all kinds of resistance, questioning the reality, and after some bargaining, finally cheer up and start the journey of time travel???"

He Su thought for a while and asked, "Then what will happen if I refuse?"

Yaoyaoling: "...Back to the real world, of course with your state after the car accident...you understand."

He Su: "That's it, it's dead anyway, and there will be no worse result."

Yaoyaoling: ...

Only then did it realize that its host was different from ordinary people in every respect.

...And after a long, long time, Yaoyaoling will have a deeper understanding of this point.

tbc.