you poked my tail
Chapter 54
"Ah Heng, Ah Ruan is going out after dinner." Bai Ruan said softly while eating the mutton skewers.
Chu Heng looked up at him, "Okay." He took a spoonful of millet porridge and handed it to Bai Ruan's mouth.
Bai Ruan opened his mouth to drink, and gave the mutton skewers to Chu Heng, "Ah Heng eats meat."
Chu Heng took a sip meaningfully, and then asked, "Do you want me to go out with you?"
Bai Ruan shook his head, "Don't." Then he said, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan and A Que are going together, you wait at home obediently." He said and hugged Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, don't get angry, Ah Ruan will be back soon of."
Chu Heng smiled and saw his little thing talking non-stop with his greasy little mouth, but he made another plan in his heart to follow secretly.
It's nothing else, but worrying about two little goblins who don't know much about the world and wandering around places where humans gather at night.
After eating, Bai Ruan took the little tit out of the palace. They walked forward, and Chu Heng followed behind.
Following his memory, Bai Ruan found the booth of the shadow puppet show, where many people were already watching, Bai Ruan stood in the corner, stretched his neck, and watched the shadow puppet show with wide eyes.
The same is true for the little tit, squatting on Bairuan's shoulders, stretching its neck, and its dark eyes are also a rarity.
Chu Heng is not far away now, his eyes are fixed on Bai Ruan without blinking.
The shadow play is about Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies.Bai Ruan watched and listened carefully, remembered the story in his heart, and wiped away tears at the end.
In particular, the seven fairies carved the oath of "one heart between heaven and earth" on the old locust tree, which moved Bai Ruan's heart.
How can there be such a stupid woman who is not stupefied, but also a fairy in the sky, isn't she really a silly fairy?
He blinked his round and moist eyes, sniffed his nose, and asked the little tit, "Ah Que, do you really think there are such stupid gods? I don't want to be good gods, but I want to stay with mortals until I grow old. "
The little titmouse wiped away tears, sniffed, looked at him and said, "Ah Ruan, isn't this very similar to you? But the Seven Fairies are gods, and you are just a monster. Ask yourself, silly Not stupid?"
Bai Ruan pursed his lips, and when he thought of Chu Heng, an indescribable sweetness came to his heart, his round eyes curved, and he said softly, "Ah Ruan is not stupid, you must know that Ah Heng is the most, the most, the most, the most, the most beautiful in the world. Good lady, Ah Ruan's little contribution is nothing."
The two talked in a low voice, and continued to watch the shadow puppet play earnestly. The play was coming to an end. The seven fairies were removed from the fairy bones and became mortals, and they stayed together with Dong Yong until old age.
Seeing this in the play, Bai Ruan inevitably thinks of himself and Chu Heng, especially when he thinks that he is a demon and Chu Heng is a human being, and he has not found a way to transform into a human being, so he feels a little melancholy for a while.
The god removes the fairy bones and pulls out his tendons, how can a monster like himself become a mortal?Bai Ruan thought over and over again, his dark eyes rolled and rolled, and finally he could only sigh softly, his whole face wrinkled.
After the show was over, the crowd gradually dispersed. Bai Ruan held the little tit in his arms, stroked its feathers gently, looked at the old man with round eyes, walked forward slowly, and asked in a small voice, "How about the shadow puppet show?" Is it finished?"
The old man glanced at him and said with a smile, "Yes, there are two stories every day, and today's story is all over."
Bai Ruan pursed his lower lip, and said hesitantly, "But Ah Ruan just read a story."
Xu Shifeng put down the things in his hands, squinted at him, and asked, "Want to see it?"
Bai Ruan nodded heavily, "Ah Ruan wants to know if there are any stories about monsters and mortals here, and most importantly, whether monsters can turn into humans. This is what Ah Ruan really wants to know."
After hearing this, Xu Shifeng asked curiously and puzzled, "Monsters and mortals? Monsters become humans? Why do you want to see this?"
"Ah Ruan just wants to see it." Bai Ruan stepped forward, "I really want to see it, do you have it?"
Xu Shifeng shook his head, paused for a moment, and said, "However, there is a very good relationship between human beings and immortals here. That immortal, in the end, became a monster for that mortal, and now wants to become a human."
Hearing this, Bai Ruan's eyes were round, and he asked eagerly, "Did you become a human in the end?"
"This..." Xu Shifeng shook his head, "I don't know."
"Why don't you know? If this is a story, you should know the ending." Bai Ruan said eagerly, with a hint of pleading in his words, and said softly, "Ah Ruan really wants to know."
Looking at the silly little fox in front of him, Xu Shifeng was really funny and helpless, and felt a little distressed.
He stabilized his mind and replied slowly, "If it's a story, the ending must be happy, because most of the stories are about people's unsatisfactory lives, so he made up a story and gave the story a good ending that he thought should be so good. Comfort yourself when you don't like it." Slightly sighed, "But if what I said just now is real, this ending is really hard to say."
After hearing these words, Bai Ruan was quite surprised, "Is the story you just said true?"
"Yeah, really."
Bai Ruan was even more stunned, with round eyes and slightly opened mouth, looking at the old man in front of him foolishly.
Xu Shifeng smiled slightly, stroked his beard, and said meaningfully, "Old man, I also really want to know the ending of this person and immortal, so I am currently waiting and watching."
"You know him?" Bai Ruan put away his surprised expression and asked curiously.
Xu Shifeng raised his eyebrows slightly, "Well, it's okay, but unfortunately, he doesn't know me now."
Bai Ruan gave a dumbfounded "Oh" and said softly, "Don't be sad, he will definitely remember you again."
Meeting his innocent eyes, Xu Shifeng smiled, nodded and said, "I think so too, old man."
Standing not far away, Chu Heng watched Bai Ruan chatting happily with the old man of the shadow play, and smiled helplessly.
After looking at it for a while, he couldn't control his steps and walked towards Bai Ruan.
Bai Ruan was asking about learning shadow puppetry. When he saw Chu Heng coming, he was taken aback for a moment, and then said pleasantly, "Ah Heng, why are you here?" Then he snorted, pretending to be angry, and asked, "Ah Heng is not good. , Didn’t you say to wait for Ah Ruan obediently at home?”
"Yeah, I was waiting at home, but I just wanted you to think about it, so I followed." Now Chu Heng talked about sweet words and coaxing people, and it became more and more smooth.
Having received such sweet words, Bai Ruan smiled, and let out an ouch, thinking sweetly, Ah Heng's mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter.
It is undeniable that this is very useful for Bairuan.
When Chu Heng asked him if he wanted to go home, he nodded without thinking, and took Chu Heng's hand to leave.
"Hey, Xiao Junsheng, don't you want to learn such a beautiful and fun shadow puppet show?" Xu Shifeng stopped him.
Bai Ruan turned back and said, "Come to learn tomorrow."
Xu Shifeng smiled, turned his gaze to Chu Heng who was next to Bai Ruan, and said slowly, "The mortal in the story that Xiaojun gave birth to me is quite similar to this Jun, but it's a pity. That person is a fool. "
Bai Ruan was distracted for a while, didn't hear clearly, thought what he said about Chu Heng, immediately became displeased, and replied in a low voice, "Ah Heng is not a fool!" After speaking, he took Chu Heng's hand and left .
For some unknown reason, Chu Heng came out of curiosity out of thin air and asked Bai Ruan, "If I'm really a fool, what should you do?"
Bai Ruan was stunned for a while, and then with tears in his eyes, he said emphatically, "Heng is not stupid! If you say that about yourself again, Ah Ruan will get angry."
Chu Heng smiled, hugged him into his arms, and played with his hands, "Okay, Ah Heng is not a fool, Ah Ruan is a fool, the stupidest little monster in the world."
Hearing this, Bai Ruan was upset again, and stared at Yuanbuliuqiu angrily, "Ah Ruan is not stupid! Ah Ruan is very smart."
Seeing that Chu Heng didn't answer after speaking, he didn't understand why he said that about himself, so he felt wronged, humming and hugging Chu Heng, "Heng, Ah Ruan is not stupid, although Ah Ruan still doesn't know many things about human beings , but Ah Ruan will study hard, Ah Heng must not dislike Ah Ruan."
Chu Heng watched and listened, with unconcealable love in his eyes, his nose felt a little sour for no reason, he hugged Bai Ruan tightly, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but in the end he only said something softly , "You little silly monster."
When Bai Ruan heard this, he became even more unhappy, snorted, "Ah Ruan is not a fool!" After speaking, he fell asleep in Chu Heng's arms.
I didn't take a nap today, I went shopping in the street, and then went to see a shadow play, I was so tired.
Looking at the little fox demon sleeping in his arms, Chu Heng's heart was soft but sweet.
He won't tell Bai Ruan, he knows that in order to live for him, he goes out to find gifts every day, wastes a lot of thought, and asks a lot of people.
In his past years, no one has ever brought him like this, let alone Bai Ruan is still a monster.
If I had known that a four-legged beast would be a four-legged beast even if it became a spirit, Chu Heng really felt that God treated him well and could give him softness if he had such a heart.
-
The emperor has changed recently, at least he no longer kills people indiscriminately.
This made the whole palace surprised, and after thinking about it, they felt that there must be some expert who gave advice to the emperor.Let him stop despising human life.
These arguments spread to Chu Duo's ears one after another.
What happened to the emperor recently?Could it be that you are too busy and your brain is not good?
When he heard this sentence, he couldn't help thinking to himself, it's just that he hasn't killed anyone recently, so what does it have to do with his brain?
Some people said that the emperor didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd. If he didn't kill people now, he might kill many people someday.
When this word reached Chu Duo's ears, he couldn't help snorting coldly, "Even if I killed many people in the past, they should all be killed..."
Chu Heng looked up at him, "Okay." He took a spoonful of millet porridge and handed it to Bai Ruan's mouth.
Bai Ruan opened his mouth to drink, and gave the mutton skewers to Chu Heng, "Ah Heng eats meat."
Chu Heng took a sip meaningfully, and then asked, "Do you want me to go out with you?"
Bai Ruan shook his head, "Don't." Then he said, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan and A Que are going together, you wait at home obediently." He said and hugged Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, don't get angry, Ah Ruan will be back soon of."
Chu Heng smiled and saw his little thing talking non-stop with his greasy little mouth, but he made another plan in his heart to follow secretly.
It's nothing else, but worrying about two little goblins who don't know much about the world and wandering around places where humans gather at night.
After eating, Bai Ruan took the little tit out of the palace. They walked forward, and Chu Heng followed behind.
Following his memory, Bai Ruan found the booth of the shadow puppet show, where many people were already watching, Bai Ruan stood in the corner, stretched his neck, and watched the shadow puppet show with wide eyes.
The same is true for the little tit, squatting on Bairuan's shoulders, stretching its neck, and its dark eyes are also a rarity.
Chu Heng is not far away now, his eyes are fixed on Bai Ruan without blinking.
The shadow play is about Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies.Bai Ruan watched and listened carefully, remembered the story in his heart, and wiped away tears at the end.
In particular, the seven fairies carved the oath of "one heart between heaven and earth" on the old locust tree, which moved Bai Ruan's heart.
How can there be such a stupid woman who is not stupefied, but also a fairy in the sky, isn't she really a silly fairy?
He blinked his round and moist eyes, sniffed his nose, and asked the little tit, "Ah Que, do you really think there are such stupid gods? I don't want to be good gods, but I want to stay with mortals until I grow old. "
The little titmouse wiped away tears, sniffed, looked at him and said, "Ah Ruan, isn't this very similar to you? But the Seven Fairies are gods, and you are just a monster. Ask yourself, silly Not stupid?"
Bai Ruan pursed his lips, and when he thought of Chu Heng, an indescribable sweetness came to his heart, his round eyes curved, and he said softly, "Ah Ruan is not stupid, you must know that Ah Heng is the most, the most, the most, the most, the most beautiful in the world. Good lady, Ah Ruan's little contribution is nothing."
The two talked in a low voice, and continued to watch the shadow puppet play earnestly. The play was coming to an end. The seven fairies were removed from the fairy bones and became mortals, and they stayed together with Dong Yong until old age.
Seeing this in the play, Bai Ruan inevitably thinks of himself and Chu Heng, especially when he thinks that he is a demon and Chu Heng is a human being, and he has not found a way to transform into a human being, so he feels a little melancholy for a while.
The god removes the fairy bones and pulls out his tendons, how can a monster like himself become a mortal?Bai Ruan thought over and over again, his dark eyes rolled and rolled, and finally he could only sigh softly, his whole face wrinkled.
After the show was over, the crowd gradually dispersed. Bai Ruan held the little tit in his arms, stroked its feathers gently, looked at the old man with round eyes, walked forward slowly, and asked in a small voice, "How about the shadow puppet show?" Is it finished?"
The old man glanced at him and said with a smile, "Yes, there are two stories every day, and today's story is all over."
Bai Ruan pursed his lower lip, and said hesitantly, "But Ah Ruan just read a story."
Xu Shifeng put down the things in his hands, squinted at him, and asked, "Want to see it?"
Bai Ruan nodded heavily, "Ah Ruan wants to know if there are any stories about monsters and mortals here, and most importantly, whether monsters can turn into humans. This is what Ah Ruan really wants to know."
After hearing this, Xu Shifeng asked curiously and puzzled, "Monsters and mortals? Monsters become humans? Why do you want to see this?"
"Ah Ruan just wants to see it." Bai Ruan stepped forward, "I really want to see it, do you have it?"
Xu Shifeng shook his head, paused for a moment, and said, "However, there is a very good relationship between human beings and immortals here. That immortal, in the end, became a monster for that mortal, and now wants to become a human."
Hearing this, Bai Ruan's eyes were round, and he asked eagerly, "Did you become a human in the end?"
"This..." Xu Shifeng shook his head, "I don't know."
"Why don't you know? If this is a story, you should know the ending." Bai Ruan said eagerly, with a hint of pleading in his words, and said softly, "Ah Ruan really wants to know."
Looking at the silly little fox in front of him, Xu Shifeng was really funny and helpless, and felt a little distressed.
He stabilized his mind and replied slowly, "If it's a story, the ending must be happy, because most of the stories are about people's unsatisfactory lives, so he made up a story and gave the story a good ending that he thought should be so good. Comfort yourself when you don't like it." Slightly sighed, "But if what I said just now is real, this ending is really hard to say."
After hearing these words, Bai Ruan was quite surprised, "Is the story you just said true?"
"Yeah, really."
Bai Ruan was even more stunned, with round eyes and slightly opened mouth, looking at the old man in front of him foolishly.
Xu Shifeng smiled slightly, stroked his beard, and said meaningfully, "Old man, I also really want to know the ending of this person and immortal, so I am currently waiting and watching."
"You know him?" Bai Ruan put away his surprised expression and asked curiously.
Xu Shifeng raised his eyebrows slightly, "Well, it's okay, but unfortunately, he doesn't know me now."
Bai Ruan gave a dumbfounded "Oh" and said softly, "Don't be sad, he will definitely remember you again."
Meeting his innocent eyes, Xu Shifeng smiled, nodded and said, "I think so too, old man."
Standing not far away, Chu Heng watched Bai Ruan chatting happily with the old man of the shadow play, and smiled helplessly.
After looking at it for a while, he couldn't control his steps and walked towards Bai Ruan.
Bai Ruan was asking about learning shadow puppetry. When he saw Chu Heng coming, he was taken aback for a moment, and then said pleasantly, "Ah Heng, why are you here?" Then he snorted, pretending to be angry, and asked, "Ah Heng is not good. , Didn’t you say to wait for Ah Ruan obediently at home?”
"Yeah, I was waiting at home, but I just wanted you to think about it, so I followed." Now Chu Heng talked about sweet words and coaxing people, and it became more and more smooth.
Having received such sweet words, Bai Ruan smiled, and let out an ouch, thinking sweetly, Ah Heng's mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter.
It is undeniable that this is very useful for Bairuan.
When Chu Heng asked him if he wanted to go home, he nodded without thinking, and took Chu Heng's hand to leave.
"Hey, Xiao Junsheng, don't you want to learn such a beautiful and fun shadow puppet show?" Xu Shifeng stopped him.
Bai Ruan turned back and said, "Come to learn tomorrow."
Xu Shifeng smiled, turned his gaze to Chu Heng who was next to Bai Ruan, and said slowly, "The mortal in the story that Xiaojun gave birth to me is quite similar to this Jun, but it's a pity. That person is a fool. "
Bai Ruan was distracted for a while, didn't hear clearly, thought what he said about Chu Heng, immediately became displeased, and replied in a low voice, "Ah Heng is not a fool!" After speaking, he took Chu Heng's hand and left .
For some unknown reason, Chu Heng came out of curiosity out of thin air and asked Bai Ruan, "If I'm really a fool, what should you do?"
Bai Ruan was stunned for a while, and then with tears in his eyes, he said emphatically, "Heng is not stupid! If you say that about yourself again, Ah Ruan will get angry."
Chu Heng smiled, hugged him into his arms, and played with his hands, "Okay, Ah Heng is not a fool, Ah Ruan is a fool, the stupidest little monster in the world."
Hearing this, Bai Ruan was upset again, and stared at Yuanbuliuqiu angrily, "Ah Ruan is not stupid! Ah Ruan is very smart."
Seeing that Chu Heng didn't answer after speaking, he didn't understand why he said that about himself, so he felt wronged, humming and hugging Chu Heng, "Heng, Ah Ruan is not stupid, although Ah Ruan still doesn't know many things about human beings , but Ah Ruan will study hard, Ah Heng must not dislike Ah Ruan."
Chu Heng watched and listened, with unconcealable love in his eyes, his nose felt a little sour for no reason, he hugged Bai Ruan tightly, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but in the end he only said something softly , "You little silly monster."
When Bai Ruan heard this, he became even more unhappy, snorted, "Ah Ruan is not a fool!" After speaking, he fell asleep in Chu Heng's arms.
I didn't take a nap today, I went shopping in the street, and then went to see a shadow play, I was so tired.
Looking at the little fox demon sleeping in his arms, Chu Heng's heart was soft but sweet.
He won't tell Bai Ruan, he knows that in order to live for him, he goes out to find gifts every day, wastes a lot of thought, and asks a lot of people.
In his past years, no one has ever brought him like this, let alone Bai Ruan is still a monster.
If I had known that a four-legged beast would be a four-legged beast even if it became a spirit, Chu Heng really felt that God treated him well and could give him softness if he had such a heart.
-
The emperor has changed recently, at least he no longer kills people indiscriminately.
This made the whole palace surprised, and after thinking about it, they felt that there must be some expert who gave advice to the emperor.Let him stop despising human life.
These arguments spread to Chu Duo's ears one after another.
What happened to the emperor recently?Could it be that you are too busy and your brain is not good?
When he heard this sentence, he couldn't help thinking to himself, it's just that he hasn't killed anyone recently, so what does it have to do with his brain?
Some people said that the emperor didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd. If he didn't kill people now, he might kill many people someday.
When this word reached Chu Duo's ears, he couldn't help snorting coldly, "Even if I killed many people in the past, they should all be killed..."
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