you poked my tail

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, Bai Ruan is sitting upright in Chu Heng's arms, in front of him is a small stack of books.

His eyes were wide open, curiously flipping through the stories he couldn't understand page by page, his mouth was round in surprise, and he counted the pages, each book seemed to have hundreds of pages.

Thinking of listening to so many stories and learning so many things, I couldn't help but put a smile on my little face, but thinking of learning so many words, my two little eyebrows were unconsciously twisted together. Bring him all the good things in the world to ease that brow.

Bai Ruan smacked his mouth, took a mouthful of the pig's trotter that Chu Heng handed over, the pig's trotter entered, and drew his attention away from those books, turned his head to look at the pig's trotter on the table, stretched out his hand The plate was dragged in front of him, and he began to eat the pig's feet seriously.

Chu Heng took one of those books and flipped through them at random. They were some well-known love stories, such as "The Romance of the West Chamber", "The Peony Pavilion", "Meng Jiangnu", "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"...

Bai Ruan has a little habit recently. As long as he is satisfied and happy, he will show his furry ears and tail, clasping his hooves with both hands, gnawing vigorously, wagging his tail, moving his ears, and his round and moist eyes follow Chu Heng flipped the pages with his hands, looking at the densely packed words in the book.

After eating a small piece of pig's trotter for a while, Bai Ruan took another piece with a lot of meat, and handed it to Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, this pig's trotter, Ah Ruan has already tasted it, it doesn't matter if it tastes good, you Hurry up and try it."

Seeing his considerate little softness, Chu Heng put down the book in his hand, took the pig's trotter in Bai Ruan's hand, and ate with him.

Bai Ruan smiled and picked up another piece of pig's trotter, and ate it with big mouthfuls. Chu Heng sent a piece of good meat tendon to Bai Ruan. Bai Ruan didn't even look at it, just opened his mouth and ate it.

Chu Heng likes to watch Bairuan eat, and the people who watch it will have a big appetite. The most important thing is that he likes to feed Bairuan.

This little fox demon never refuses anything delicious, feeding him food really satisfies his interest.

One mouthful after another, Bairuan's small mouth was stuffed to the brim, his round eyes narrowed in satisfaction, and he obediently ate everything that Chu Heng handed to his mouth.

After eating another piece of pig's trotter, Chu Heng was worried that he would get tired, so he fed a few mouthfuls of hawthorn cake. When he wanted to have two more mouthfuls of porridge, Bai Ruan refused, "Ah Ruan wants tea."

"Drink porridge." Chu Heng insisted on his own.

"Tea." She looked at him with white soft and dark eyes.

Chu Heng frowned, "Porridge, I specially made chicken porridge with mushrooms for you."

Bai Ruan stared at the chopped green onion in the bowl, and shook his head in refusal.

Chu Heng felt that the little elf was too picky about food, so he forcibly scooped up a spoonful and put it into his mouth.

There was grievance on Bai Ruan's small face, and she looked at Chu Heng with her mouth pursed and unwilling to swallow, as if she was about to cry or not.

Chu Heng sighed, "Okay, okay, don't drink, drink tea."

Bai Ruan swallowed the porridge, "Heng, Ah Ruan doesn't like chopped green onions, nor mushrooms." Then he said softly, "Ah Heng, don't get angry, Ah Ruan just drinks it."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the bowl by himself and drank most of the bowl with a snort.Putting down the bowl, licking his lips, and looking at Chu Heng begging for praise.

Chu Heng made fun of his cuteness, "It's not okay to be so picky all the time, even if you are a demon, you are afraid that you will get sick."

Ah Ruan's cheeks bulged slightly, and he took it for granted, "What Ah Ruan doesn't like is what he doesn't like. Why do you have to like Ah Ruan? Just like Ah Ruan likes Ah Heng, even if you see him every day, you won't get tired of it, just like Ah Ruan eats these meats every day, and he doesn't get tired of it." As he spoke, he grabbed a piece of chicken drumstick, and ate it again with ecstasy.

Chu Heng completely surrendered, and the little monster who was reasoning with him really left him speechless.

Stretching out his hand to touch the white and soft belly, he thought to himself, according to this way of eating, it might not be long before it becomes really a small ball.

The scene of Bai Ruan turning into a fox and Bai Tuanzi appeared in my mind, and I laughed in my heart.

The maid Dongmei came in with a plate of freshly cooked chicken feet, saluted, and said, "Return to the prince, this is sent by Ningxiang Pavilion, and it is said to be for the princess."

Bai Ruan stretched his neck to take a look, his almond eyes widened immediately, he quickly pointed to the red sandalwood table, "Hurry up, Qiumei hurry up."

Dongmei stepped forward and put the chicken feet on the small table, and corrected her in a low voice, "The maidservant's name is Dongmei."

Bai Ruan turned a deaf ear, fixed his eyes on the chicken feet, reached out to grab one, but threw it back into the bowl with an ouch because it was hot.

Dongmei was taken aback, and hurriedly ran out to get cold water.

Chu Heng's distressed expression was hard to hide, holding those white little hands, submerged in the cold water.

Dongmei knelt on the ground and bowed her head, not daring to get up.

"Qiumei, what are you kneeling here for?" Bai Ruanquan was puzzled, "Why do you always like to kneel and kneel, you can't be a fool..."

He complained, Chu Heng asked Dongmei to get up, and then asked, "Does it still hurt?"

Bai Ruan shook his head and showed him his hand.

Chu Heng took a closer look, there was a little redness, but it was fine, so he was relieved.

Bai Ruan happily ate chicken feet, Chu Heng was puzzled and couldn't help asking, "Why are you so close to Ningxiang Pavilion?"

"Because sister Jiuli cooks delicious food." Bai Ruan said frankly and took it for granted, "Ah Ruan likes people who cook delicious food the most."

Sister Jiuli?like the most?

These few words caused Chu Heng's mood to fluctuate slightly, and then because of Bai Ruan's next sentence, he became sour, and he couldn't hold it down any longer.

Yin Bairuan sucked his fingers and said softly, "Sister Jiuli looks good, she cooks delicious food, even the flower tea and flower wine she makes are delicious, and her body is always fragrant. Ah Ruan eats her cooking every day. The food is not greasy..."

Chu Heng tapped the small table with his fingers, and when Bai Ruan praised Mo Na to the sky, at a certain moment, he couldn't help it, and stretched out his hand to pinch Bai Ruan's small mouth as he spoke.

Bai Ruan: "..." The eyes are round and round, and they all look like they don't understand.

"Don't talk about food." Chu Heng said seriously.

Bai Ruan nodded, obediently continued to eat chicken feet.

In Bairuan's world, Chu Heng is the biggest, followed by eating and sleeping, and only remembering those books after eating and drinking.

"Heng, do you want to teach Ah Ruan to recognize the words in the book?" He asked.

"What do you want?" Chu Heng followed his wishes.

"Ah Ruan is sleepy, Ah Ruan wants to sleep, but Ah Ruan still wants to hear a story, Ah Heng, tell Ah Ruan, okay?"

"Okay." Chu Heng responded, took a copy of "The Romance of the West Chamber", and started talking.

Bai Ruan listened quietly, at a certain point, he asked, "Cui Yingying, is it Xiao Huangqi?"

"..." Chu Heng frowned slightly, "It's a human being."

"Oh, Ah Ruan thought it was a little oriole spirit and a human being." He sighed softly, feeling a little disappointed.

Chu Heng looked at him, thought for a moment, and asked, "Want to hear the story of a man and a demon?"

Bai Ruan nodded, "Is there?"

Chu Heng searched in the pile of books, found a copy of "Legend of the White Snake", and told him.

Bai Ruan frowned when he heard this, and said in a low voice, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan is really afraid of snakes." He hugged Chu Heng's arm and tilted his head on it, "I was chased by a snake demon in the demon world before, It scared Ah Ruan to tears."

As he said that, his little thoughts flew back to the days when he was in the demon world. He was bullied twice in three days, either scared by this or threatened by that. From this point of view, it was really right to come to the world, to meet such a good lady.

Thinking of this, Bai Ruan chuckled, kissed Chu Heng's arm, wagged his tail, and continued listening to the story.

Chu Heng poked his smiling face lightly with his fingertips, then rummaged around and found a copy of "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl".

Bai Ruan changed her position, lay in Chu Heng's arms, stared at Chu Heng with big eyes, and listened to the story obediently.

"Is the cowherd a cow spirit?" At some point, he asked again.

Chu Heng shook his head, "It's a human being."

Bai Ruan pursed her lips, remained silent for a while, grabbed Chu Heng's clothes tightly with both hands, and said softly, "Ah Heng, Ah Ruan wants to hear stories about monsters and mortals, do you have any?"

Chu Heng raised his eyebrows lightly, rummaged through the book, and found a folk history, which contained several stories about monsters and mortals.

Bai Ruan came out of his arms, lay on the bed, rested her chin, listened to these stories quietly, then took the book, flipped through it, and asked in doubt, "Why are there all men and women, and there are no men and women?"

Chu Heng frowned, "No."

Bai Ruan sighed, rolled around on the bed, scratched his buttocks, "Why not?"

Chu Heng didn't know how to answer his question for a while. After thinking about it, he stretched out his hand to wrap Bai Ruan in his arms, and kissed him, "Yes, I will send someone to look for it elsewhere tomorrow."

Bai Ruan opened his eyes wide, nodded expectantly, and said softly, "What Ah Ruan wants to learn is about men and men, because Ah Ruan is a man, and Ah Heng is also a man." He said with a shy smile, "Ah Ruan has learned everything. Only then can Ah Heng love Ah Ruan more." He added, "Ah Ruan is not stupid."

There was a smile on Chu Heng's cold and handsome face, and his eyes locked on Bai Ruan with deep eyes.

The little monster in front of him didn't even know it. He scratched his bare butt, not only his back, but also the thing between his legs, blinking and smiling at Chu Heng, all with a shameless appearance.

Chu Heng's breathing made him a little heavy, so he stabilized his mind and patted his buttocks, "Go to sleep." Putting his big hands on the white, round and upturned buttocks, he felt that the hand felt so good that he couldn't help rubbing it. .

Bai Ruan lay there with his buttocks up and let him rub it, revealing his big fluffy tail, wagging back and forth, rubbing against Chu Heng's arm from time to time.

Chu Heng looked at him tenderly, watching the swing of the tail, and after a while, he held it lightly and played with the big soft white tail.

Bai Ruan obediently lay there and let him play, yawned shallowly, and said softly, "Ah Heng, I'm sleepy."

"Go to sleep." It was already quite cold, Chu Heng pulled off the quilt and wrapped it softly, only his head was exposed, and he looked at Chu Heng with slick eyes.

"But, Ah Heng, the Chou Chou between your legs is much bigger." His eyes were filled with worry, "Does Chou Chou want to poke Ah Ruan's ass?"

The lust that Chu Heng had finally suppressed was aroused by this little thing again, leaning over to approach him, and asking, "Didn't you not give it?"

Bai Ruan's eyelashes trembled, his round eyes were watery, he licked his lips, and said very frankly, "Actually, Ah Ruan thought about it too, but Ah Ruan is afraid that Ah Heng's lifespan will decrease." Pursed his lips, with grievance, "Ah Cheng hasn't come back yet."

Chu Heng approached two more points, and said in a low voice, "If Ah Heng says you are not afraid of death, what should you do?"

This made Bai Ruanyuan's eyes widen, and he shook his head immediately, "No, Ah Heng wants to live a long life, not even a breath of time."

He spoke earnestly and seriously, hearing Chu Heng's heart filled with sweetness, he kissed him contentedly.

Bai Ruan pursed her lips and kissed back, the two hugged each other and kissed for a while, and when they left each other's lips, Bai Ruan asked, "Heng, is your tongue good, it reached into my throat just now."

Chu Heng didn't speak, and gently stroked his white and soft lips with his fingertips.

Bai Ruan opened his mouth to hold his finger, bit his teeth lightly, licked it again, and rubbed his eyes, "Ah Ruan fell asleep." After speaking, she tilted her head on Chu Heng's arm, and soon fell asleep.

Chu Heng: "..." This kind of unconscious teasing is really terrible.

Alas, infinite melancholy.

-

Two days later, the books that Chu Heng sent people to find didn't seem to satisfy Bai Ruan, they were all densely packed words that he couldn't understand, how could he learn anything.

The emperor in Kyoto seemed to be bullying his wife again, and the victim was busy again, with his soft chin resting on the books on the red sandalwood table, watching the little tits pecking at the candied haws, thinking about Chu Heng.

"Ah Ruan, why didn't you watch it?" the full-fledged little tit asked with a hiccup.

"Ah Ruan doesn't understand the words on it. Ah Heng doesn't have time during the day, so I can teach Ah Ruan only at night." Bai Ruan said and straightened up, picked up those books and flipped through them casually. Feeling bored, he threw them away. On the small table, he groaned and lay down on the couch, buried his head in the soft pillow, feeling a little unhappy.

Song Ji and Feng Xu came to discuss matters with Chu Heng. This time the kings of the fiefs died in the fire, which really shocked the world.

As court officials, they are used to intrigues and killing brothers for their own benefit. To them, they all think it is strange.

Several soldiers in the study were discussing, all wanting Chu Heng to raise troops to rebel.

"My lord, you were lucky enough to escape this time, but what about the next time? If he, Chu Duo, insists on putting you to death and harming you everywhere, it's hard to guarantee which time it will be..." Song Ji stopped abruptly at this point, and said solemnly, " Lord, go against it."

Chu Heng looked indifferently, looked at Song Ji with a little thought, and said for a while, "This dynasty is full of devastation due to external and internal troubles. In recent years, the people have managed to live a peaceful life. This king does not want to start a war, because In the end, it is the people who suffer.”

He also said, "Although Chu Duo is targeting this king, since he came to the throne, he always thinks about the people, and he is a good emperor who puts the people first."

"Then according to what the prince said, what is it going to do?"

Chu Heng's face was a little stagnant, but he didn't say anything after thinking about it.

After a short silence, he said in a deep voice, "Let me think about this matter again, you all go back first."

Several soldiers stopped talking, saluted, and went back to their homes.

At night, Chu Heng hugged Bai Ruan and asked, "What do you think of me being the emperor?"

"Emperor?" Bai Ruan didn't understand, "Are you a bad guy?"

Chu Heng smoothed his hair, "He is the emperor of this dynasty and holds a high position."

"And then?" Bai Ruan tilted his head to look at him.

Seeing his dumbfounded appearance, Chu Heng couldn't help but smile.

Bai Ruan stared, "What are you laughing at?"

Chu Heng took another bite lightly on that small face.

Bai Ruan's eyes were wide open, and he was even more puzzled, "Why are you biting me?" He said with a snort, "Ah Heng is not good, although Ah Ruan is angry, Ah Ruan doesn't say anything."

"You're angry now?" Chu Heng wanted to smooth his hair with a smile, and tied a small braid for him along the way.

Bai Ruan clicked his tongue, frowned, sat up, folded his arms and glared at him, "A-Heng, don't be foolish as Ah-Heng, Ah Que said, there will be many beauties when the emperor, could it be that Ah-Heng wants beauties? "

Chu Heng was taken aback by his brain circuit, and then said, "Listen less to what that stupid bird says."

Bai Ruan snorted, stretched out his hand to hug him, "A-Heng will do whatever Ah-Heng does, but Ah-Heng can't have anyone else." He straightened up, stretched out his hand to hold the thing between Chu Heng's legs, and squeezed it. , "Chouchou can only be Ah Ruan's." Afraid that these words would not be deterrent, he said with a stern face, "Chou Chou whispered to me that he only likes Ah Ruan's ass."

Chu Heng was melancholy, "Well, Chou Chou is yours, you should let it go first."

"Don't let it go." Bai Ruan had a small face sullenly, holding the cock with both paws, it felt so good, he squeezed it unconsciously.

"..." Chu Heng almost lost his composure by being hugged by him, and stared, "Let go."

"Not loose." Bai Ruan hugged the cock tightly and stuck it there, staring at Chu Heng with round eyes.

Within two breaths, the thing became thick and big, if Chu Heng endured it, he would not be considered a man, he threw Bai Ruan under his body, and kissed the pouting lips.

They didn't enter because they were afraid of offending Bai Ruan again, so they just used their hands and mouth to resolve the desires in each other's bodies.

Bai Ruan vented once, her face was flushed, and she let Chu Heng toss her body softly, and then vented with Chu Heng again, and then slowly fell asleep.

Looking at this little goblin who was tossing people around every day, Chu Heng was sweet and helpless, hugged him to wash his body, and then fell asleep together.

Bai Ruan had a dream, dreaming that he had become a human being, and that he and Chu Heng would grow old together and reach the same goal by different routes, and couldn't help but be woken up by this beautiful dream.

Woke up, licked my lips, suddenly felt lost, it was a dream.

He sighed softly, got out of bed and obediently let people wait for him to dress and wash, and then ate obediently. Now he can use chopsticks very easily, but he is still not used to it, but in order to be more like a human being, he decided that from today onwards, he must use chopsticks when eating .

After the meal, he leaned obediently in front of the desk and wrote a few words, counted the money in the small porcelain pot with the little tit, and then happily sang on the soft couch.

In the afternoon, when I had nothing to do, I went to Ningxiang Pavilion with Little Tit to look for Mo Jiuli.

"Sister Jiuli, do you want to become a human?" Bai Ruan asked suddenly.

Hearing this, Mo Jiuli was taken aback, frowned slightly, moved his lips, and asked after a while, "Do you want to become a human?"

Bai Ruan nodded seriously, and then said longingly, "If you become a human, you can be with Ah Heng..." At this point, she covered her mouth and laughed, "Ah Ruan can't tell you, because you are a girl and you will be shy." After finishing speaking, he laughed twice, puffed out his small chest, and pretended to be a man.

Seeing it was really funny in Mo Jiuli's eyes, she followed suit with a smile, then sighed, and said with emotion, "What's so good about being a human being? Birth, old age, sickness and death, there is still a little helplessness, and even more powerless because of certain things and certain people, if the status Even if you are tall, you can say that if you are born in a poor family, or become a beggar, your life will only be bitter."

Bai Ruan was stunned when he heard that, and rolled his round eyes, "Why do you say that you are a human being?"

Mo Jiuli looked at him, but didn't answer.

Bai Ruan didn't force it, waved his hand, smiled, and continued to drink scented tea obediently.

After drinking the tea, I touched my mouth, "Thank you, I should go, otherwise the lady will be anxious about me again."

Lady?Mo Jiuli felt it was funny again, but he didn't say anything, just said, "OK."

Bai Ruan held the little tit and turned out of the Ningxiang Pavilion, and met Song Ji and Feng Xu who were talking on the road.

The two also saw him and immediately saluted.

"You two..." Bai Ruan's round eyes asked, "Did you just meet Ah Heng?"

"Back to Princess, yes." Feng Huan replied with a smile.

Bai Ruan said "Oh", waved his hands at them, and wanted to take the little tit to find Chu Heng. After walking two steps, he suddenly thought of something, stomped his feet, turned and walked in front of the two of them.

"Hey, you two..." He pursed his lower lip cautiously, "Do you have books about men and men?"

According to his understanding, these two people are often together, they are men and men, and they should have that kind of books.

"Men and men's books?" Song Ji frowned.

Feng Huan remained silent for a while, and said, "Does the princess want to see it?"

Bai Ruan nodded, with melancholy, "A-Heng gave it to me, but it was full of densely packed characters. Ah Ruan doesn't know many words, so he finds it boring and difficult." He added: "Ah-Heng wants to make Ah-Heng happy."

Song Ji rolled his eyes, and thought in his heart, this little vixen is really considerate, and turned his thoughts again to make the prince happy. He thought about something indescribable, and secretly laughed, hey, and looked at Feng Huan, " Feng Xu, don't you have a lot of pornographic books? You can give the princess a few and let him read them."

"Little Yellow Book?" Bai Ruan's eyes were round and full of curiosity, "What is that?"

"It has both words and illustrations, easy to understand." Song Ji explained with a smile, rubbed his hands secretly, and looked at Feng Xu expectantly.

Feng Huan changed his face, "What nonsense are you talking about? How can I have a little yellow book about men and men?"

"You're not here anymore. I went to look for you two days ago, but you weren't here, so I just flipped through it in your study and found several books." Song Ji laughed.

Feng Xu: "..." Grinding his teeth angrily, "You...you are really disgusting that you randomly rummaged through other people's things!"

"Look at how eager you are to make a fool of yourself, as if someone caught you cheating."

"You..." Feng Huan gave him an angry stare.

With teary eyes, Bai Ruan took a step forward and tugged at Feng Huan's clothes, "Show me, okay? I'll pay you back in two days."

Feng Huan was at a loss for his childish appearance. After thinking about it, he finally nodded and said respectfully, "Then I will send it to the princess tomorrow."

"Give it up now, or I'll go get it with you." Bai Ruan was full of curiosity and wanted to see the little yellow book as soon as possible.

Feng Huan didn't know what to do, frowned, he could only agree, and then he went home quickly to get a few books.

Bai Ruan took those few books with both hands, held them in his arms like a treasure, and said with a smile, "You are so kind, thank you both." Turning his eyes, he searched for all the beautiful words he had learned in his mind, She said softly, "Oh, I wish you two a happy wedding, a happy marriage for a hundred years, a forever bond, and an early birth to a precious child."

Feng Xu: "..." His face turned dark.

Song Ji: "..." His face became even darker.

Bai Ruan didn't know what was going on, happily humming a song and carrying the book away.

"I have ears on my head, and a tail behind me. I am a studious little fox... Yoyo, studious little fox..."