you poked my tail

In early autumn, a heavy rain came, and it fell along the eaves to Bai Ruan's feet. He stood under the eaves, leaning against Chu Heng, watching the rain with his round eyes.

This rain is not like lightning and thunder like in summer, it just falls quietly, falls on the ground, seeps into the soil little by little, and moistens everything.

Bai Ruan watched intently, thinking in his head that winter will come after autumn, this year he has to stockpile food early.

Because this year it is no longer him, Little Tit, and Baicheng, but there are Niangzi, Dongrong Chuntao and the others. In short, there are many people who need to save more, otherwise they will starve in winter.

He pursed his lips, thinking of such a plan in his heart, suddenly thought of something, turned to look at Chu Heng, who was looking at him, Bai Ruan smiled sweetly at him.

Just as Chu Heng wanted to kiss him, his arms were suddenly empty. Bai Ruan came out of his arms and went into the room. He closed the door mysteriously, then poked out a small head, and said to Chu Heng, " Ah Heng, be good, watch the rain first, Ah Ruan will come later." After speaking, he closed the door.

Chu Heng smiled slightly, guessing that the little goblin went to count the little money he had saved, and counted it several times a day to be satisfied, but it was really cute.

Bai Ruan pouted his buttocks and took out his small porcelain pot, carefully placed it on the soft couch, poured it all out, and counted it seriously.

One, two, three, four...

As the number of words increases, the round eyes bend into crescent moons little by little, and finally squint into a slit happily.

"Ah Ruan, you counted wrong." The little tit stared at the pile of copper coins and said.

Bai Ruan's hands stopped, and he stopped immediately, and looked up at him, "Where is the count wrong?"

"After 57 is 58, not 67." The little tit said, "From one to one hundred, you did not make mistakes in the first fifty counts, but you still need to learn the last fifty."

Bai Ruan said "Oh", blinked, and pawed at him for these copper coins, "There are so many, there must be a hundred of them, and soon, Ah Ruan will be able to buy gifts for Ah Heng."

The little tit nodded, fluttered its wings and flew to the red sandalwood table, drank the water in the teacup, and said, "Ah Ruan, I'm going to bed, you and your wife can watch the rain slowly." After finishing speaking, Feiluo On the soft pillow, a small hole was sunken, and I fell asleep comfortably.

Bai Ruan let out a dumbfounded "Oh", quietly continued to count his own money, put all of it back into the porcelain jar, patted it contentedly, closed the lid, and carried it back to the original place.

Heaving a sigh of relief, he reached out to grab the two pears on the small table, and went outside to find Chu Heng.

Chu Heng was sitting on the recliner, seeing him coming, he naturally hugged Bai Ruan into his arms and let him sit on his lap.

"Ah Heng, here." Bai Ruan handed a larger pear to Chu Heng, keeping a smaller one for himself, took a bite, and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

Chu Heng didn't eat the one in his hand, but wanted to eat the one in Bai Ruan's hand.

Bai Ruan hurriedly hid behind her back, "No, no, Ah Heng can't eat this."

Chu Heng raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

"I heard from Qiurong and the others two days ago that one pear cannot be eaten by two people, otherwise it would be a pear, so Ah Ruan should not be separated from Ah Heng." Bai Ruan said seriously.

After hearing this, Chu Heng smiled slightly, "This is mostly nonsense, you little monster still believe this?"

"Believe it, because Ah Ruan doesn't want to be separated from Ah Heng." Bai Ruan said while hugging Chu Heng's neck, tilting his head on his neck, and said softly, "Ah Ruan doesn't want to be separated from Ah Heng for a moment."

Chu Heng's heart trembled, he hugged him tightly, and said, "Well, no separation."

Bai Ruan raised his head and looked at Chu Heng. The lady was so beautiful. She stretched out her soft hand and touched Chu Heng's chin, which was a little prickly. But it's not annoying at all.

Chu Heng made his heart tremble again and again, and rubbed his chin against him.

Bai Ruan smiled, "Ah Heng, itches."

Chu Heng rubbed again.Bai Ruan smiled again.

The two were arguing, Qiu Rong brought freshly boiled corn and hot tea, put them on the small table, bowed and stepped back, Bai Ruan immediately turned his attention to the corn.

With round eyes, staring at the freshly cooked white corn, he said curiously, "Ah Heng, this corn is white."

"This is white corn, it seems to be called pearl corn." Chu Heng said.

"Wow." Bai Yan's eyes widened, he swallowed, pointed to the corn and said, "One for Ah Heng, one for Ah Que, I'll eat one." He said in admiration, "Ah Ruan really likes corn, Ah Que likes it too. Do you like it, Ah Heng?"

Chu Heng plucked the broken hair on Bai Ruan's forehead, "I like it."

"That's it." Bai Ruan looked at him with serious eyes, "So Ah Ruan and Ah Heng are a natural match."

Chu Heng couldn't help laughing, and pinched his face, "It's another pear, and it's a natural couple. It seems that I have learned a lot of new words these days."

"That's not true." Bai Ruan picked up a corn and took a bite, shaking his head in satisfaction, "It's delicious, here, Ah Heng, you can eat this together." He said and sent the corn to Chu Heng lips.

Chu Heng took a bite and chewed slowly.

"Hey, Ah Heng, look, does this corn look like the ugly one between your legs?" Bai Ruan had a sudden thought.

Chu Heng almost choked.

"But Chouchou is not so good-looking, nor so delicious." Bai Ruan said, took a big bite, and said, "But, Ah Ruan also likes Choucho, because it can cast spells, but it's okay Little, there is goat milk spitting out."

Now the corn in Chu Heng's mouth spurted out.

Bai Ruan didn't pay attention at all, and continued to murmur, "But, the goat's milk that Chou Chou spurts out is not as tasty as goat's milk. Ah Ruan doesn't like it, but Ah Ruan still likes to eat corn." He took two big mouthfuls, stuffing his mouth full, "Ah-Heng's Chouchou is going to get angry, Ah Ruan also wants to say when he is angry..."

Chu Heng's face darkened again and again.

"Hey, why isn't Ah Heng eating?" Seeing that Chu Heng didn't move his mouth, Bai Ruan asked.

Chu Heng looked at the little monster in front of him who needed a beating, and in the end, he just took a bite of the corn depressed.

There were only the two of them in the yard, and Bai Ruan happily showed his original shape, squatting between Chu Heng's legs, that is, eating corn on Chu Heng's Chou Chou, sticking his soft butt on it, and after a while Chu Heng was there Slowly reacted.

Bai Ruan, who was gnawing vigorously on the corn, froze for a moment, rubbed his butt down, shook his big tail, turned his head, and looked innocently at Chu Heng with his round eyes.

Chu Heng pretended to be calm, averted his eyes, and drank tea slowly.

Bairuan blinked his eyes, and his paws picked up the corn and continued to gnaw.

Because of the joy of eating, the little butt is prone to rubbing and rubbing, rubbing and rubbing, tail wagging, ears moving and moving, which made Chu Heng's breathing start to feel a little strange, and he endured and endured, but it was difficult to suppress the most instinctive desire of his body , the thing swelled up little by little, and the white soft top almost fell off his legs.

Chu Heng hurriedly hugged him and stroked the back of his head.

Bai Ruan rolled his eyes, changed his posture and continued to eat the corn directly against the thing that stood upright, but Chu Heng's part grew uncontrollably, Bai Ruan's mouth that ate the corn paused, his eyes were dazed, and Xiao The buttocks and tail were fixed, stretched out a small hoof, and lightly kicked the standing thing, confirming that Chouchou was hard, thick and big at the moment, and weakly hugged his corn, his eyes watered He raised his eyes and pouted at Chu Heng.

Chu Heng: "..." Innocent face.

Bai Ruan stared, more innocent than him.

Staring wide-eyed and small-eyed, in the end, Chu Heng was completely defeated, put him on the recliner, and went to the bedroom alone.

It took a long time for Chu Heng to come back, Bai Ruan's eyes were watery, and he took on a human form, and he hugged and slapped and slapped a few times, the intention of comforting him was very obvious.

"Heng, are you angry?" Bai Ruan asked carefully.

Chu Heng grabbed his butt with his big hand, patted it twice, and teased him, "I'm angry."

Bai Ruan's eyes filled with tears when he heard this, and after a while, tears began to fall, "Ah Heng is not angry, Ah Ruan really has nothing to do, if Ah Heng's lifespan is reduced, Ah Ruan will be very sad."

Chu Heng was startled by his crying, and hurriedly coaxed, "Just kidding, I'm not angry, why do you take it seriously, little fairy?"

Bai Ruan shook his head, "Ah Ruan is angry, angry with himself, obviously Ah Ruan also wants to go to bed with Ah Heng, but Ah Ruan is a demon, always having sex with Ah Heng, Ah Heng will lose weight. Yangshou..." He said that the teardrops in his eyes rolled down again, and he couldn't hold it back, it was really pitiful.

Chu Heng's heart was aching and soft from his crying, coaxing and coaxing, kissing and kissing made Bai Ruan stop crying.

But it was obvious that Bai Ruan was in a low mood, and realized his original shape, shrunk into a ball and nestled in Chu Heng's arms in a daze.

Chu Heng gently cleaned him of the corn crumbs on his fur and beard, and then fed him water.

The white soft mouth and beard were stained with beads of water again, which looked really cute, but when it met his aggrieved eyes, there was a bit of pitifulness, which really made Chu Heng laugh and feel distressed.

"A-Heng, what should I do, two more times, Ah Ruan wants to ask Ah Cheng how to prevent Ah-Heng from reducing his lifespan." Bai Ruan said.

Chu Heng felt a little worried because of Bai Ruan's words. He didn't care about it at first, but during this period of time, Bai Ruan repeatedly emphasized that his life expectancy would be reduced, which made him a little sad.

It's not that he's afraid of death, it's just that Bai Ruan is a demon and he is a human being.

Shemales have different paths.

He didn't know what kind of special way it was. Although he had read it in books and heard it from others, he thought it was just a lie before, but now he really met a little monster and married him.

Although he was born in the emperor's family, he is an ordinary person after all, a layman, and he wants a lot, but if he is so greedy, he may end up in a worse end, and even more afraid of harming Bai Ruan.

Therefore, he does not seek eternity, but only hopes that he can grow old hand in hand with his little fairy in his lifetime.

"Ah Ruan." He asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Bai Ruan looked at him confusedly.

"If one day Ah Heng becomes gray-haired and his face is covered with wrinkles, would you dislike it?"

Bai Ruan stared blankly, then shook his head, "As long as it's Ah Heng, Ah Ruan will like anything."

The corner of Chu Heng's mouth hooked into a smile, he gently tugged at his ears, and sighed, "You little goblin with a honey mouth..."

-

Qinglian Mountain, in the Moon-Watching Cave.

"Ah Cheng." Bai Ruan called Bai Cheng.

Baicheng ignored it.

"Acheng." Bai Ruan called again, with a pitiful voice.

Bai Cheng turned around not to look at him, and still ignored him.

"Ah Cheng." Bai Ruan continued to call, stretching out her small hand to gently tug at the corner of Bai Cheng's clothes.

Baicheng didn't waver at all, and continued to choose to ignore it.

"Acheng~" Bai Ruan began to cry, very pitifully.

The partial Baicheng is hard-hearted and ignores it indifferently.

Bai Ruan cried and looked at the little tit.

The little tit sighed and said, "Ah Cheng, can't you respond to Ah Ruan?"

Bai Cheng glanced at him coldly, "He wants to become a human, I just say a word, don't even think about it!"

The little tit didn't dare to say any more, and the tip of its wings caressed its soft head.

Bai Ruan sniffed, with tears in his eyes, and said pitifully, "Ah Cheng, Ah Ruan wants to grow old with Ah Heng, so just tell me how to become a human, okay?"

"Didn't it mean life after life?" Bai Cheng asked coldly.

Bai Ruan shook his head, "It's not good to be greedy, Ah Ruan is not greedy anymore, Ah Ruan just wants to grow old with Ah Heng."

Bai Cheng smiled slightly, turned to look at him, and said word by word, "Grow old forever? It's a good word, but it's a pity that it can't be used for people and demons, little Ah Ruan, let me advise you, don't be obsessed with it. I also ruined Prince Jing."

Bai Ruan was so frightened that he stopped crying immediately, and the teardrops hung in his eyes, not daring to fall.

It's really pitiful, Baicheng sighed, and said, "Little Ah Ruan, I already regret allowing you to go down the mountain to find Prince Jing."

Bai Ruan's tears couldn't be held back anymore, let it fall, and said aggrieved, "Ah Ruan wants to be with Ah Heng, Ah Ruan will not regret it, Ah Ruan... Ah Cheng hugged Ah Ruan, A soft is uncomfortable."

Bai Cheng choked in his throat, never thought that this ignorant and ignorant little thing would be so obsessed, so helpless, he could only hug the poor Bai Ruan who was crying, but his face was carved like ice.

He knew that human beings were untouchable.

Bai Ruan cried for an hour, her eyes were swollen from crying, how pitiful it was.

Baicheng promised him to tell him how to become a human when he came back from the capital.

Bai Ruan nodded obediently, "Ah Ruan is waiting for Ah Cheng."

Bai Cheng was silent for a while, and said with a slight smile, "Little Ah Ruan, when I'm not around, I'll just stay by Prince Jing's side obediently. As for the monster in Ningxiang Pavilion, don't worry, she won't trouble you."

Bai Ruan nodded obediently.

Bai Cheng laughed at his well-behaved appearance, pinched his little face, "Don't cry, if you cry again, I'm afraid your wife is going to chop my Qinglian Mountain with a knife."

Bai Ruan raised his hand to wipe away his tears, and nodded his head.

Back to the palace with the little tit, Chu Heng was not there, Bai Ruan felt depressed, climbed onto the bed, hugged his little pillow and cried again sadly.

Tired of crying all the time, he fell asleep.

-

Bai Ruan left, but Bai Cheng's heart was not relaxed, on the contrary, he was also very depressed, leaning on the stone bed, drinking one sip at a time.

"Can a demon turn into a human?" Shi Yan asked as he walked in from the outside.

He asked for a while, but there was no movement in Baicheng, Shi Li sat on the stone bench, waiting for his answer.

Baicheng drank a few more sips of wine, stood up and leaned against the century-old peach tree next to him, his brows twitched slightly, "Peel the skin, pull out the bones, cut off the tail of the fox, destroy the primordial spirit..."

Shi Hao was startled, "Isn't that dead?"

"That's right, and then reincarnate and become a human being." Bai Cheng said with a chuckle, and took another sip of wine.

Shi Hou felt that his words were somewhat false, lowered his eyes, and sat there without making a sound.

Bai Cheng said again, "Monsters want to become humans, and gods also want to become humans, but humans all want to become immortals, and none of them want to be themselves."

Shi Yan agreed.

Bai Cheng looked at him with a faint smile on his face, "Shi Li, if there is a chance to become a Taoist, would you like it?"

Shi Hou shook his head, "I still think it's better to be a human being."

Bai Cheng snorted, "You'd rather be yourself. But man, life, old age, sickness and death are only a few decades, don't you think it's a bit short?"

Shi Yao smiled slightly, "Isn't there a next life? I'm looking forward to it. In the next life, who will I be born in, who will my parents be, and will I have brothers and sisters?"

Bai Cheng glanced at him, didn't make a sound, just shook the flagon in his hand.

"Hey, you are so powerful, can you predict my next life?" Shi Jie asked suddenly.

The movements of Baicheng's hands paused, he looked at Shi Lian's expression, and smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled up.

Could it be that he, a little demon, could predict the matter of fate?

He stopped shaking the jug, took a sip of wine, and stood up, "I have set a barrier on this whole mountain." After speaking, he disappeared.

Shi Hao was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly asked loudly, "How long will it take you to come back this time?"

Baicheng didn't answer.

Shi Li was not disappointed, knowing that he would not answer.He lit a lamp, lit a fire, and continued to be a qualified caveman.

-

The sound of cocks crowing in the yard pierced the night, and the sky was pale. Chu Duo opened his eyes, got up and got out of bed, ready to wash and eat, and then went to morning.

After leaving the bedroom, he would always stop in the yard for a while, do nothing else, just feed the chickens he raised with millet.

The eunuch Sun Ju didn't understand, the guards didn't understand, and the whole imperial city didn't understand. Why did the majestic king of a country raise chickens for no reason?

Chu Duo's feeding techniques and postures are very skillful, as well as the sound of calling chickens.

He was feeding the chickens leisurely, thinking in his heart, foxes love to eat chickens, if I keep so many chickens in my yard, will it attract that fox fairy?

Chu Duo fed the chicks for half an hour, and then slowly walked towards the hall when it was bright.

Bai Cheng leaned on the beam of the main hall and slept soundly.But for some reason, listening to Chu Duo beheading treacherous ministers and corrupt officials in the hall, the hatred in his heart became less.

Bai Cheng thought, after he killed all the treacherous and corrupt officials in this world, it would not be too late to kill him.

Besides, the little Ah Ruan of Prince Jing's mansion is still waiting for him to go back, so it seems that he can delay as long as possible.