you poked my tail

"Heng don't make trouble, you can't play with your tail casually." Bai Ruan's face turned red after being touched by him, and he said softly, "The tail is Ah Ruan's soft spot."

Chu Heng paused his hands, puzzled at the moment, "Such a big tail, is it a soft spot?"

"Yeah." Bai Ruan drew back his tail carefully, curled up behind him, and put his hand into Chu Heng's empty hand, and got into Chu Heng's arms, "Don't play with your tail, play with me!" .”

Chu Heng: "..."

Baicheng went back to Moonwatching Cave of Qinglian Mountain to recuperate from his wounds.When Bai Ruan came with the little tit, he hesitated for a while, and then said: "Little Ah Ruan, can you ask your wife to help you destroy the Buddha bowls in the hands of those two wild monks."

Bai Ruan nodded, "Okay, Ah Cheng." He patted his chest with his hands, "You take good care of your wounds, Ah Que and I will visit you often, and we will bring you many good things from the palace."

Bai Cheng hooked a smile, and pinched his round face.

Bai Ruan pursed his lips, followed by the soft flesh of his cheeks, and said: "Ah Cheng, if you don't come back to the palace with me, I don't feel at ease here by yourself."

"It's clean here." Bai Cheng said leisurely.

Looking at him with white soft round eyes, he patted his chest again.

Bai Cheng smiled, and then pinched his round and soft face, "Little Ah Ruan, you're getting fat again."

Bai Ruan was taken aback by this remark, he quickly raised his hand to touch his face, patted his stomach, and then sighed, "Ah Heng is always afraid that I won't be able to eat enough." He turned around and said with a smile: "My family, Ah Heng, is so nice." His eyes glistened and tugged at Bai Cheng's hand, "Ah Cheng, you should hurry up and find a lady."

Bai Cheng looked at him with a smile on his lips, "What's the benefit of finding a lady?"

"There are many benefits." Bai Ruan sat down next to him, "You can see how many benefits there are when you see Ah Heng treating me."

Bai Ruan lay down on the stone bed, and sighed: "How many Chu Hengs are there in this world?" As he said that, his expression sank, he sat up, cross-legged, and said solemnly, "However, I must remind you that transvestites are different ways. On the one hand; on the other hand, people are the most fickle and terrifying. Prince Jing will not be an exception."

Bai Ruan listened in a daze, and looked at him with dizzy eyes.

Pursing his lips, his eyebrows frowned, "A-Heng is not fickle." He pursed his lower lip again, "A-Heng is not scary at all." The image of A-Heng poking his ass appeared in his head, and he agreed again Nodding his head, "It's kind of scary."

Baicheng burst out laughing, and rubbed his head with his big hand, without saying a word.

After flying outside, the little tit fluttered its wings into the cave, landed on the side of the stone bed, and asked, "Ah Cheng, your spells are always powerful, why did you hurt two wild monks this time?"

Bai Cheng snorted softly, "They don't have that ability yet, it's the Buddha bowl in their hands, so you must ask Prince Jing to help you this time, little Ah Ruan."

"Well, don't worry Ah Cheng, I'll go back and ask Ah Heng to help."

Chu Heng captured the two wild monks under the banner of catching monsters, and detained the treasure Buddha bowls on their bodies.

Without this treasure, it is like a clever woman without rice, since there is no threat to the monsters, and since Chu Heng never hurt innocent people, he ordered people to let them go.

Bai Ruan felt that what his family Ah Heng did was in line with his wishes, so he kissed Chu Heng several times as a reward, and then said with honey on his mouth: "Ah Heng, you are really a good lady of Ah Ruan, ouch, I would I don't know how to pamper you." He said as he squeezed Chu Heng's arms and beat his shoulders, just like a flattery.

Chu Heng enjoyed him so much, and after listening to his words, he felt as if he had sucked honey in his heart, and his face was full of smiles.

At the same time, I couldn't help laughing in my heart, this little monster was really unambiguous when he spoke nasty words, and I don't know where he learned such a set of nonsensical things.

And helplessly sighed in the bottom of my heart, but I still enjoy it myself, I really admit it.

-

Kyoto, the imperial city.

Last night, there was a heavy rain for no reason, which washed the entire imperial city clean.

But this is within the high wall, except for what can be seen with the naked eye, he has nothing clean.

No, the emperor's concubine actually committed adultery with the eunuch, and Chu Duo was caught. Naturally, the fate of this concubine and the eunuch is a dead word.

Chu Duo stared darkly at the shivering concubine with his bloodthirsty eyes, and then turned to the eunuch who had been stabbed by him and fell into a pool of blood. , He didn't stop until the blood splattered and the concubine kneeling next to her fainted from fright.

He brushed his somewhat messy hair, pointed his sword at the concubine on the ground, hummed and hummed, and said through gritted teeth, "Dug out this woman's eyeballs!"

The servants in the palace gasped after hearing this, and all bowed their heads lower.

After a while, Chu Duo looked at the blood on the sword, smiled and laughed, then clenched his fists again, and murmured, "I'm not as good as an eunuch." Then he looked up to the sky and laughed and went out, muttering to himself, " I'm actually...worse...a eunuch...hahahaha..."

The personal eunuch Sun Ju was stunned in the courtyard, after a long while, he sighed heavily, and ordered people to deal with the eunuch, and then ordered people to drag Concubine Xian down.

After that, he followed Chu Duo with strides and followed Chu Duo for a long time. Chu Heng gave him the long sword in his hand, "Take it and throw it away."

Sun Ju was stunned, took the sword, thought for a moment, and then said cautiously, "Your Majesty, this is the sword you have worn with you for many years. It is not only a treasure, but it can also slay demons..."

"Slay demons and eliminate demons?" Chu Duo laughed loudly: "I am the biggest demon in the world! Who dares to kill me!" As he spoke, he grabbed the sword, smiled secretly, and threw it to Sun Ju, calming down and taking a deep breath In one breath, "The Queen Mother's birthday banquet is still one month away, what can the princes of the fiefs do?"

"Back to the emperor, they are all watching Prince Jing's every move."

"Then how is Prince Jing doing recently?" Chu Duo cleared his throat and asked in a deep voice.

"The spies came to report, and they are like glue to the princess you gave."

Hearing this, Chu Duo smiled secretly, "Would you believe that Chu Heng is really close to my work?" With a cold snort, he shook his sleeves and walked towards his bedroom.

-

Prince Jing's Mansion.

On the soft couch in the room, Bai Ruan was lying there counting copper coins, one, two, three...

A total of twenty pieces, after counting one by one, put them into the small porcelain jar, patted the porcelain jar with a small hand, and whispered softly, "Porcelain jar, porcelain jar, keep it a secret for me." Lying there, the contented cat narrowed her eyes and thought with a smile, when the porcelain jar was filled with money and A-Heng passed away, she could buy him a birthday gift.

In two days, Ah Heng will go to the capital to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday. Yesterday I asked Ah Que, saying that celebrating a birthday means celebrating a birthday, and that people should give gifts when they celebrate their birthdays. Bai Ruan asked when Chu Heng would celebrate her birthday, and said It was time to wait for the beginning of winter. He thought about preparing gifts carefully during this period, so he couldn't lose out to such a good lady in this world.

But after much deliberation, he gave away everything that Qinglian Mountain could give away, but he couldn't give away stones.Bai Ruan asked Qiurong, and Qiurong said that the things they give away from humans are all at bargain prices, gold, silver and jewelry are all kinds of treasures, as long as they have money, they are not afraid of being rude.

Qiu Rong also said a lot, but there was always one word: money.

At the end, Qiurong added, "Princess, although money is important, the most important thing in gift giving is thought. If you have money, you can give more. If you don't have money, you can just give a bowl of noodles for a penny. People are happy, and gifts are less affectionate." That’s the reason.”

Bai Ruan nodded, keeping these words in his heart, although he was a little confused, but he understood that since he had no money, he couldn't give Ah Heng any good things.

However, counting the days on his fingers, there is still a long time before Ah Heng passed away, so don't be afraid, he will start saving money.

Only then did I get a small porcelain pot to save money, and I have saved twenty pieces today.

Thinking of these twenty coins, Bai Ruanyou squinted his cat's eyes, and shook his feet happily.

"What's in the porcelain jar?" Chu Heng suddenly appeared and asked knowingly.

Bai Ruan got up, hugged the porcelain pot into his arms, and said with round eyes, "I won't tell you."

Chu Heng smiled slightly, sat down, and looked at him with a suppressed smile, "Show me."

"Don't show it." Bai Ruan turned around and turned his back to him, "Heng close your eyes quickly, don't peek."

Chu Heng looked at him as if he was watching a play, and said deliberately, "What kind of baby is inside, you are so nervous."

"Nothing." Bai Ruan hid in a hurry, not forgetting to say, "No peeking, otherwise Ah Ruan won't play with you!" Then he turned his head and asked Dongmei who was waiting there, "Ah Heng Did you close your eyes?"

Dongmei timidly looked at the white and soft Chu Heng without blinking her eyes, bit her lower lip lightly, weighed it left and right, and lied, "It's closed."

"That's good, that's good." Bai Ruan was relieved, and did not forget to praise Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, you are so obedient, in the future, Ah Ruan will give you a lot of love." Changing his tone, he was a little soft and soft. With some pretentious bluffing, "Don't open it! Open it when I tell you to open it again, be good."

As he spoke, pouted his buttocks and secretly put the porcelain jar under the soft couch.

Chu Heng looked at him calmly, his eyes fell on the white and round buttocks, and the smile on his lips grew stronger.

The little monster's buttocks are round and soft, and it feels good to the touch, so I must rub it later.

And Bai Ruan didn't know it, he thought he was hiding everything, so he squinted his eyes happily, but when he turned around, he met Chu Heng's gaze, stared round and froze for a moment.

Chu Heng couldn't help laughing at his small appearance, hugged him strangely, kissed him on the face again and again, "I didn't see it."

Bai Ruan's eyes were wide open, he was half-believed by these words, he turned to Dongmei and asked, "Have you closed your eyes?"

Dongmei had a bitter face, she lowered her head and did not dare to answer.

Bai Ruan immediately became angry, and turned to ask Qiu Rong on the other side, "Qiu Rong, tell me the truth, did Ah Heng close his eyes?"

Qiu Rong's brain is active, this little ancestor needs to be coaxed, she nodded, "Close your eyes, this servant can see clearly."

The white and soft black eyes were dripping, lips were pursed and brows were frowning, then he glanced at Qiu Rong again, and met her eyes.

Qiu Rong nodded slightly, and gave him a wink as if acting.

Seeing this, Bai Ruan understood in his heart that the little anger he had just accumulated disappeared in an instant. He squinted his round eyes and threw himself into Chu Heng's arms with a smile. The things in it are useful, you will know later." Moved his hand to Chu Heng's head, and patted it lightly, "Good boy."

With a slight smile between his brows and eyes, Chu Heng lightly held Bai Ruan's hand, and said slowly, "Where did you learn the tone and words? Huh?" With a rising tone, he really wanted to fight this little monster. his ass.

"I went out yesterday and saw a child crying on the street. His mother coaxed him like this. After a while, the child stopped crying. This must be worth learning." Bai Ruan's words were true.

But Chu Heng twitched the corners of his mouth as he listened, and it took him a while to suppress the urge to beat him up, and taught him patiently, "You want to learn to coax people, but it's not about studying the Fa, it's about mothers to children, you and me It's husband and wife, how can you do that? Tell me, don't you?"

After listening, Bai Ruan let out an ouch, frowned, and patted his forehead, "Stupid, stupid, Ah Ruan is really stupid."

Chu Heng hurriedly squeezed his hand into the palm of his hand, "Stop taking pictures, it will be even more stupid to take pictures."

Bai Ruan glared at him.

Chu Heng smiled softly, and suddenly asked, "How is the copying of the Three Character Classic going?"

Bai Ruan frowned, and said dejectedly, "Those words are so difficult, Ah Ruan can't write them, and I don't want to write them. If you are angry, be angry."

What he said was frank, but Chu Heng didn't know what to do.

Seeing Bai Ruan's grievance, Chu Heng knew that he couldn't be too demanding on a little monster, so he wrapped his arms around his waist and encircled him, "Well, it's all up to you."

"That's natural." Bai Ruan smiled with a little complacency on his face.

Chu Heng kneaded Bairou's buttocks with his big hands, "Tomorrow I'm going to the capital, you stay at home and take your guards with you no matter where you go to play."

Bai Ruan paused because of these words, and looked at him, "Ah Ruan and Ah Heng are going to the capital together."

"No, you must stay in the mansion."

Bai Ruan wanted to open his mouth, and there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.