There's a mermaid in my bathtub

After spending one night together, Jin Sheng learned that Nanli lost the ability to talk to him, but gained control of his legs. At the same time, when his legs touched the water, the fish's tail couldn't come out.

Because Nanli can't speak, Jin Sheng still doesn't know how he escaped from death.

Although he can judge the general meaning of the fish from Nanli's reflection, it is not a direct dialogue. Jin Sheng has no way of guessing what happened after he was pushed out of the passage.

I always feel that this is a gift from the mermaid brood to Nanli, as if Nanli's "resurrection" is a gift to him.

……

The next morning, I was woken up by the alarm clock on my mobile phone.

Yesterday, I accepted the meeting gift from the mermaid, and thanks to Nanli's blessing, Jin Sheng was extremely exhausted, and she slept very deeply this time, and the dark circles under her eyes have lightened a lot.

The first time I reached out to turn off the alarm, I slept soundly and didn't move much. After waking up in the morning, the sheets were rarely smooth.

Jin Sheng rubbed his eyes, and could vaguely feel the light outside even though the curtains were not opened.

I remembered that I slept with Nanli last night, but he groped for the empty space on the other side of the double bed for a long time but failed to find the fish that should be there.

kindness?

He sat up in shock on the bed, if it wasn't for the sequelae of being penetrated somewhere in his body, he might have suspected that yesterday was just a dream.

"Nanli?"

The end of the sound was slightly hoarse, and Jin Sheng put on his slippers while yelling, and as soon as he opened the bedroom door, he immediately asked about the smell of boiling oil.

"Nanli, what are you doing!" Xiao Xiaobu ran into the kitchen, and immediately saw Nanli who looked good, imitating him, wearing an apron. Although the buttons on the waist could not be fastened, the apron belt was scratched by someone's claws Half of it, but... the serious posture of the mermaid holding the spatula is quite familiar.

With a beautiful curve on the corner of his mouth, Jin Sheng stepped in and took the wooden shovel in Nanli's hand.

This guy had grilled fish for him before, but now that he is in this posture, do he want to make him breakfast again?

No matter when you go home, there are people waiting at home. This is the happiness that makes you smile whenever you think about it.

Jin Sheng's lost heart was instantly filled, and he suddenly felt that even if Nan Li didn't do anything, he would be willing to support him for the rest of his life.

Knowing that mermaids are smart, and Nanli is the most unique, Jin Sheng may be self-taught and cook with kitchen equipment alone, which still surprised Jin Sheng.

What did Nanli cook for breakfast?

The smell of the air was complicated, and the oily smoke was choking, and he couldn't distinguish it for a while. Jin Sheng turned on the range hood and glanced at the frying pan. Suddenly, the smile froze on his face, and the wooden shovel in his hand changed direction and hit the mermaid's head. .

"Where are the eggs? Where are my eggs? Where are the eggs I bought two days ago!"

Why is there only skin left?

Burning with anger, he couldn't speak well. After all, this was Jin Sheng's age, and it was the first time he had seen someone fry evenly eggshells in a frying pan.

That's right, eggshells, and only eggshells.

It looks like it has been carefully washed with clean water, and there is no protein left.

Jin Sheng: ...

Resisting the urge to pinch Nanli's neck and throw him off the eighth floor, Jin Sheng turned off the fire, poured a pot of broken egg skins into the sink, and finally found the dumped egg liquid residue in the sewer strainer.

"In the future, don't come into the kitchen at home casually."

He hated others wasting food the most. In the past two months, Jin Sheng had a bad appetite, so he didn't buy much. The whole box of eggs that was completely wasted by Nanli was the last food in his family.

Jin Sheng's face was dark, obviously in a bad mood, the guy who did something wrong just stood aside, after being reprimanded, he just raised his eyebrows, and then hugged him from behind like a normal person, busy cleaning up "funeral affairs" and cleaning up the pot Jin Sheng.

He was angry, reunited after a long absence, Jin Sheng didn't want to lose his temper, but Nan Li challenged his bottom line, and the hand stretched out from behind, groping around, dared to stop on his chest. Twice.

To be honest, Jin Sheng really wanted to use the hot bottom of the black pot to kill this fish who didn't know what to do and who would not admit mistakes.

And, be sure to hit your face.

"I said, in the future, don't come into the kitchen at home casually, let alone use my kitchen utensils casually, do you hear me?"

no response.

"Did you hear me!"

Still no response?

Turning around abruptly, pushing Nanli out, Jin Sheng raised the non-stick pan covered with foam in his hand like a demonstration: "Listen, see, yes, no, yes."

Nanli froze, apparently he did not expect Jin Sheng to get really angry, just like yesterday, he pushed Jin Sheng to the porch and put him on the spot, this person chose to be tolerant, even if someone came later, it was not like before Instead, he obediently obeyed his desire.

So, he immediately nodded and admitted his mistake. It can be said that Nanli's voice cannot be transmitted to human ears in this world. No matter what he said, it was just a "da-da-da" sound.

I thought that when I just came back, I could use Jin Sheng's thoughts accumulated over the past two months to do whatever I want, but I didn't expect to be frustrated the next day.The problem is that Nanli, who is so courteous, doesn't know where his mistake is.

After washing the pot, take the sink strainer off and dump the broken, even shells into the trash.

To some extent, Nanli is very serious about his work. This fish not only cleaned the "egg shells" that he thought were ingredients, but also broke them into similar sizes.

However, without eggs, the kitchen is completely empty, and today's breakfast is a problem.

Jin Sheng sighed at Nanli, and dragged him to change into clothes that he could wear to go out.When they lived together, Nanli didn't go out very often, and he mostly stayed in the bathtub at home, so after searching in the closet, the only thing Nanli could wear and wear out was the small suit.

It was summer when I bought it. In fact, this kind of clothes are just right for autumn.

During the change of clothes, when Jin Sheng's upper body was completely naked, Nan Li suddenly straightened his body, and his cold fingertips pressed a little harder on the weakest skin in the middle of his collarbone.

Looking at the blue pupils in confusion, he was stunned for two seconds before he realized what Nanli wanted.

—He was asking, where did the fish scale necklace he gave him go.

With a light cough, Jin Sheng borrowed a step and went to the study.Anyway, for the mermaid who lost its tail, it is impossible to return to the sea, and the human home is the best place to stay.

In front of that guy, Jin Sheng opened the only locked cabinet in the study, which contained everything related to Nanli.Whether it's burnt fish scales, photos of the aquarium, or the little sea blue skirt that was tucked in the corner.

Seeing the slight change in Nanli's eyes, Jin Sheng was a little nervous. Before he finished changing his clothes, half of his body was exposed in front of the mermaid.The latter stretched out his hand, and the thin red thread tied with fish scales was pulled up, and the mermaid once again helped humans hang the fish scale necklace.

In a delicate mood, the temperatureless fingers stayed on his neck for a while, and scratched around the part of the neck where the red line was tied.

Rolling her Adam's apple, Nanli took the blue gauze dress from the innermost part of the cabinet and gestured at him.Seeing through the lewd and chaotic thoughts in the bad mermaid's mind at a glance, the whole night of having fun last night caused a throbbing pain somewhere behind Jin Sheng.

Indulgence hurts the body.

"I have to go to work today." Jin Sheng spoke righteously and pushed Nan Li who was holding up her skirt.

……

Today's Monday, after the job change, Jin Sheng is in an important position. Jin Sheng can't ask for leave or be absent at will. Besides, every Monday, there are summary meetings in various departments, so he can't be absent.

Thus, Jin Sheng had a bold idea—to take Nanli to work.

Nanli is not a child, and nothing will happen to him even if he is left at home, but Jin Sheng always feels that it is not good for the fish he raises to come back and have nothing to eat.

Of course, the most important thing was that he didn't want to be separated from Nanli. He always felt that this wild fish could easily get lost.

Brokenly explaining his current living conditions, Jin Sheng said that he would take Nanli out, of course the latter would be happy.

Not cooking at home, and it was still early to go out, Jin Sheng directly hailed a taxi and went to the company.

I don't know where I learned Nanli's walking posture. She looks like a local ruffian. With this well-proportioned British suit and overly serious face, it is not pleasing to the eye.

I bought breakfast for three people outside the office building and took the fish back to the office. I knew that this small portion would not fill Nanli's stomach, and I couldn't buy too much to expose his amazing appetite.

Everything went according to plan, and Nanli stayed in Jinsheng's office all afternoon. Unexpectedly, after the meeting, the department staff discovered the "mixed-race boy" who was staying in the office and waiting for him.

The heavy news spread quickly, and President Jin's rumored boyfriend came to visit, which caused a small disturbance. Within a day, every employee under his department found various reasons to visit.And everyone came nervously, and left stunned.

Humans are indeed visual animals.

In short, with Nanli's well-behaved disguise and overwhelming appearance advantages, he has captured the favor of the whole company.

After get off work, he was not surprised to be blocked by familiar colleagues, asking this and that, and talking non-stop, but they were all implicit questions and sincere blessings. His Nanli always stood behind him and behaved appropriately.

For Mr. Jin’s mixed-race boyfriend, everyone gave him admiring glances. At the beginning of the conversation, no one dared to look Nanli in the eyes, let alone talk to him. He has always been able to respond reasonably, which arouses the curiosity of the big guys.

Jin Sheng's explanation for this is: "His vocal cords were injured and he can't speak."

In this regard, Jin Sheng finally introduced the existence of the other party to people he knew, just like Nanli, and also disclosed the relationship in the human world.

Different from the timidity with Chang Hao in the past, Nanli stood beside him calmly. After exchanging pleasantries, Jin Sheng felt a sense of accomplishment for no reason.The mermaid is really a magical species, just being by his side makes him feel sweet from the bottom of his heart.

……

There are not many ingredients at home. A box of eggs was smashed in the morning. Thinking about it, there is only frozen salted fish left in the refrigerator.

Don't worry about Nanli eating too much foreign food. When living in this world before, Jin Sheng paid attention to the intake of mermaid oil and salt. After greeting his colleagues, he naturally took Nanli to the supermarket.

There are too many first times for mermaids to be completed with Jin Sheng's company.

The first time to touch hot water, the first time to feel the warm skin, the first time to wear clothes, the first time to go to the aquarium...

Now, it is the first time to enter the supermarket.

Monday is the busiest and most impetuous day of the week, so even at the end of get off work, there are not many people in the supermarket.

Not hungry, Jin Sheng wanted to go shopping for a while and staggered the traffic rush hours, so he pushed the largest shopping cart, and threw whatever he saw into the car. When picking things up, he leaned his whole body on the handlebars.

Looking up again, a middle-aged man walked towards him, pushing a cart towards him, and in his shopping cart was a little girl with double ponytails, her chubby hands were clinging to the outer frame of the shopping cart. Obviously father and daughter.

At a glance, the little guy who was only five or six years old, his black eyes were brighter than Jin Sheng's, as if there were stars, and he just looked at Nan Li who was lying on the handlebars of the car, and was stunned by the exquisite and unique appearance of the mermaid After two seconds, he suddenly smiled and waved at him.

she is so small.

Turning his head unconsciously, the little guy also turned to look at him, until he was completely blocked by the sweaty man who was busy with the shopping list.

Gee.

Without knowing it, Jin Sheng searched the shelves for a long time before finding a fresh-keeping bag of the right size. Satisfied, he turned around and met Nan Li's dangerous gaze before the things were put into the cart.

Jin Sheng:? ? ?

The visitor is not good.

Frowning slightly, Jin Sheng didn't know what other big ideas this guy had in his busy time.But even if he had an "ominous" premonition, he didn't take it seriously. Anyway, he had already taught Nanli a lesson in the morning. If this guy still dared to mess around in public places, he had ten thousand ways to teach him how to cook fish again.

The huge shopping cart didn't contain many things, and all three or five daily necessities were in preparation for the permanent residence in Nanli, and none of the ingredients that were really lacking were taken.Taking a quick glance at the empty shopping cart, Jin Sheng decided to buy some food to fill up.

The fresh vegetable area is not far away, but before approaching, he felt the eyes behind him become more intense. Before Jin Sheng could touch the nearest vegetable shelf, a fish claw appeared on his waist, and in the next second, Nan Li hugged him horizontally.

"Hey!"

Almost kicked to the shelf, the not-so-small adult was suddenly picked up high in the air, his whereabouts unknown, and a burst of panic.But soon, Jin Sheng knew Nanli's intentions, and he was stuffed into the shopping cart by Nanli like a commodity.

This guy……

"Stop it!"

Being bumped into a shopping cart and being pushed around is a privilege of a child. The shopping cart loaded with goods can hardly accommodate Jin Sheng’s body. The posture of shrinking inside is strange and uncomfortable. Power, it's hard to get out from here.

He had no choice but to say, "Nanli, pull me out."

Shaking his head.

"you……"

"Don't make trouble outside, uh..." Just about to try again, the bad-hearted mermaid shook the cart, and Jin Sheng, who just squatted up, fell back into the cart in an instant, with a complaining expression on his face.

After squinting and staring for a long time, the mermaid didn't hold back, and even put an arm around the human's shoulders to keep him from moving.

"You guy, believe it or not, you don't have any meat this month?"

"There is no meat to eat" is just a casual saying of human beings at a loss. How can Jin Sheng be willing to let him have no meat to eat?So, Nanli raised his eyebrows and smiled badly.

When did this nasty fish even smile so naturally.

Jin Sheng swayed from side to side, but couldn't open the Nanli bondage, with an angry look on his face, and he couldn't get angry with this guy, struggling a little, he couldn't help but curl his mouth.

The shopping cart stopped in the fresh vegetable section, and suddenly, Nanli's slightly cool palm gently covered the back of Jin Sheng's head, and his impeccably handsome face was getting closer and closer. Approaching him in public, openly, as if to kiss him.

Trapped in the small shopping cart, Jin Sheng couldn't move and didn't want to resist. Those charming blue eyes were getting closer and closer to him. It wasn't the first kiss, but he was still moved by it.

"You... have no meat to eat..." Finally, Jin Sheng squeezed out such a sentence, closed his eyes calmly, and endured the cold lips.

Rubbing soft lips, Jin Sheng could taste the slightly sweetness in Nanli's mouth.The fish got closer and closer, and finally pushed Jin Sheng against the wire wall of the shopping cart, pushing the cart back an inch.

The lower body was unstable, and his body slipped. Jin Sheng, who was intoxicated in the kiss, woke up instantly, but Nanli took the lead to block the sliding wheel with his feet, and pressed the restless human being by the back of his neck, and forcibly pulled him back to have an affair.

"Hmm..." Realizing that he was still in the supermarket, surrounded by surveillance cameras, Jin Sheng blushed instantly, but he couldn't push back Nanli's tyrannical attack. water light.

——"Excuse me! The price of meat has indeed risen recently. I wonder if you are interested..."

The sudden sound was very noisy.

Before he could eat enough of human's soft lips, Nanli coldly glanced at the speaker. His silence and low air pressure scared the person back two steps. In this neutral position, Jin Sheng finally pushed him away.

"Hold, I'm sorry..." Yuan followed, the angle was limited, and the short man with black-rimmed glasses couldn't see what the two were doing. While being amazed by Nanli's appearance, he was even more frightened away by his temper.

"...Ahem, it's all right, may I ask?"

With Nanli as the center, a circle was drawn with the largest radius possible, and the man in glasses fled along this path to Jin Sheng, who looked gentle and considerate: "Yes, it is like this, our company is recruiting, I would like to ask Is your friend interested?"

"what company?"

The job came unexpectedly, and Jin Sheng couldn't think of any position that could be obtained based on his first impression.

"I don't know if your friend can understand what we're talking about. I... can be counted as our company's personnel department." The man smiled, raised his business card with both hands politely, and handed it to Jin Sheng, who took it in his hand, Immediately understood.

——Lianxing Media, Gold Broker, Ji Jie.

Even Jin Sheng knew the name of this company, and it was the top three star-making entertainment companies in country H.

Trapped in the shopping cart and unable to get out, Jin Sheng carefully looked at the business card and looked up at Shang Nanli's eager, begging, dissatisfied eyes. Before he could ask for an opinion, the man with glasses said sincerely: "Come and see The development of the company, if nothing else, the meat is enough!"

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to Nanli for getting a job opportunity, no need to be a full-time gigolo!

At the same time, except for Xiaofan, the main text of the mermaid is over~mua!Thanks to my lovely wife for filling in the hole with the frog, and sprinkle flowers for my beautiful wife!Thank you for your hard work: 3

By the way, let me put down the copy of the next book, and it is expected to start filling in the pit on October [-]th:

"I Wear It Back Again"

Yu Xing accidentally transmigrated this "President & Stand-in" article, and became the senior of the senior male lead, whose mission is to turn the young male lead into a scum in high school.

System: The task of blackening is entrusted to you.

Yu Xing: I won't!

The young tender seedlings who are in puberty are rebellious and there is nothing wrong with them. Fertilization and love are the right way!

For this reason, Yu Xing Gao cultivated the image of a good brother and a good friend, and urged his dear prospective president and junior to thrive, but accidentally became the shining white moonlight in others' hearts.A misstep caused eternal hatred, the mission failed and "dead" went home, but unexpectedly his "death" became the chief culprit of the mental distortion of the student.

What's even more frightening is that he will wear it back one day.

Yu Xing: Surprised or not!Not surprisingly!I am back again!

Gong Ran: Very familiar, dear:)

Yu Xing: Good luck tricks people, dear: 3

Gong Ran: Oh? (Looking at the "portrait" of my senior

Yu Xing:? ? ?

So exciting, I became a stand-in for myself.

——The president's primary school boy who he provoked to be blackened, kneels down and wants to give him back in vain.

【Key Points and Minesweeping】

1. Former junior and then president Gong Ran & former senior and then secretary Yu Xing;

2. In the early stage, there will be soft and cute little sweet articles and high school daily routines, and in the later stage, when the juniors grow up and the seniors return, there will be blackening and dog blood.

3. The introduction looks familiar, the frog changed the previous pre-received article to a more appropriate name: 3