There's a mermaid in my bathtub

It seems to be on a whim, but in fact it has been plotted for a long time.

In fact, as early as when Jin Sheng was feeding him, the mermaid had this "shameless" idea.

Nanli has always been curious about which one is more delicious, the food cooked by Jin Sheng or the food itself.It's just that at that time, because of the "kissing spell", I could only endure it.

Things are different now.

Finally got his wish, put Jin Sheng's lips and fish into his mouth at the same time, Nanli found that the former was more to his liking, with endless aftertaste.

This bad fish.

Frowning to accept the "attack", Nanli pushed too hard, Jin Sheng could only support the ground with both hands so as not to be overwhelmed by him.He was already busy enough to entangle his lips and tongue, but this time he also caught a large piece of fish, which made him a little overwhelmed.

Perhaps the mermaid has a racial advantage and can learn everything faster. Jin Sheng’s pursuit from Nanli made Jin Sheng breathless. Completely occupy every corner.

Nan Li was never satisfied, Jin Sheng tried his best to withstand his more intense attack, even his chest was pressed against him, forcing Jin Sheng to keep retreating.

There was a red fire burning beside him, and not long after, the whole piece of fish was crushed by the two of them.The mermaid's eyes were extremely dark, and she was willing to let go only when the human's eyes overflowed with crystals and her breathing couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

His lips are more delicious than expected.

Without the troublesome Nanli, the minced meat pushed up to the throat immediately slid into the esophagus, the speed was so fast that Jin Sheng coughed for a long time before recovering from the choking.

Jin Sheng:! ! !

After living for more than 20 years, Jin Sheng never thought that one day, he would be "fed" like this.

Nanli's goal was achieved, and he returned the string of fish immediately, but Jin Sheng still looked dazed, holding the half-gnawed grilled fish with one hand, and covering his reddish lips with the other, eye to eye with Nanli, not knowing what to say, After being dazed for a while, he opened his mouth in confusion: "This is unhygienic..."

so what.

Nanli raised his eyebrows, he still had that cold face, he really thought that Jin Sheng couldn't do anything about him...

It seems that he really can't do anything to this fish... He couldn't breathe out, and a sweet smell fermented in his throat. Jin Sheng stared at Nanli for a long time. This guy has rough skin and thick flesh. Not moving, the only feasible way of revenge is to kiss back.

But in this way, it seemed that the bad mermaid was in the mood again.

If that's the case, then he'll forget about Xiao Yu's mistakes, just forgive him.

After expressing his dissatisfaction with a "hum", Jin Sheng silently held up the wooden stick and gnashed his teeth, as if he was eating Nanli's meat. During this time, the bastard with flushed cheeks waited for an opportunity to kiss him, and his mouth was full of the smell of fish.

What a habit!

Unable to think of a suitable punishment method, he could only stare blankly after being kissed all over his face, Jin Sheng wiped the back of his hand back and forth twice, telling himself "don't get angry" over and over again, and finally eased his irritable breathing.

After the fight, the one left for Nanli was almost cold. Jin Sheng took a bite to test it, and after confirming that the temperature was all right, he slowly handed it to Nanli.

The grilled fish tasted good, but the fish caught in Nanli today was too big, and when there was only half a fish left, Jin Sheng couldn't eat it anymore.

Looking at the large piece of fish meat on the fish bone and sighing, holding the mentality of not wasting food, he took a few more bites to expose most of the skeleton, making it look less wasteful, and then threw it directly beside the stone.

Compared with the mermaid, his appetite is too small.

Jin Sheng had a round belly, he was too full to move, and Nanli was still eating heartily.Seeing that there was not much fish left in the guy's hand, Jin Sheng, who was obviously full, skewered the remaining two raw fish and roasted them on the fire.

Compared with cooked food, the temptation of raw meat is reduced. With the interruption of Jin Sheng, the leader of the mermaid tribe has developed a bad habit of picky eaters.

The whole fish has thick meat and is only processed briefly, so it is not so easy to cook.The chef here has not yet roasted the meat, but the diners over there have only sticks left to eat.

The tip of her pale pink tongue licked off the grease stains on her lips, and the mermaid, who had relieved her appetite, came closer again, wrapped her cold hands around Jin Sheng's slender waist, and put her chin on his body, facing the burning heat, but her eyes were glued to his turning On the finger of the wooden stick, and slide the Adam's apple from time to time, lust. Desire.

Why does this guy eat so much?

I don't know where Nanli is looking, I can only hear the gurgling of saliva, Jin Sheng laughed, thinking that Nanli might be very hungry, but the flames cannot be controlled, even if he wanted the fish to be cooked faster, he had no choice but to tilt his head and touch the fish. Those who went to Nanli for comfort.

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The temptation of delicious food is too great, the aroma of meat floats too far, and there is a faint sound in the bushes behind him, which makes human beings who are used to "survival in the wild" instantly raise their vigilance.

Busy with grilling fish, Jin Sheng nudged Nan Li with his elbow as a reminder, but the guy was indifferent, and only signaled him to be calm with his eyes.

With a calm face, he didn't take the approaching guy seriously at all, he just used his body to cling to Jin Sheng's back, and grabbed the thing at the moment it jumped out of the grass.

"Squeak-squeak-"

The ear-piercing howl made Jin Sheng turn around immediately, but what Nanli caught...was the one-eyed monkey again.

Why did this little guy keep following them as if he was competing with them?Or because I didn't get revenge last time, I want to make up for it this time.

The hairball struggled in Nanli's hands, but his slender arms stretched out towards the fish skeleton thrown aside by Jin Sheng. He ate very uncleanly, with a lot of minced meat stuck to it.

It... Could it be that it wants to eat meat?

Realizing that the little guy might be lured by the smell of meat, Nanli didn't dare to do anything to him because he was familiar with him, so he deliberately came to steal the meat to eat, which greatly satisfied Jin Sheng's vanity in a certain aspect.

It seems that he has a talent for being a chef.

Pushing Nanli who was stuck to his body outward twice, Jin Sheng pulled off a piece of clean leftover meat and handed it to the one-eyed monkey. It immediately caught it with its claws, grabbed the meat tightly, and took a bite.

Well... It seems that changing careers is more promising.

"Nanli, let it go." Putting the grilled fish stick in Nanli's hands for safekeeping, Jin Sheng put his hand under the monkey that was caught mid-air, "Before, if this little guy hadn't led the way, I might...not It was such a coincidence to meet you."

"It's okay, even without it, I can still find you." He didn't listen to Jin Sheng's words, but viciously grabbed the monkey and shook it twice to prevent it from eating the meat too well.

"Let go of it quickly." Seeing that gentle words were of no use, Jin Sheng saved his tone, spoke concisely, and even straightened his expression, giving "orders" to Nanli with a serious face.

Nanli turned his eyes and stared at Jin Sheng's face for a while, thinking that Jin Sheng's deliberately fierce appearance was a bit funny.

The mermaid didn't make a sound easily, but approached dangerously with his iceberg face, bumped the tip of the human's nose with his cool lips, and let go of the monkey a second before the other party blushed.

Why does this guy keep kissing him...

After receiving the hair ball, I clenched it unconsciously, and I didn't recover until the monkey squeaked in my hand, and let it go quickly.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Forgot the little guy in his hand, and didn't remember the severity of the attack. Jin Sheng sincerely apologized, but the hairball in his palm ignored him, and he just gnawed on the big piece of fish.

Jin Sheng: ...

There is always a kind of... the illusion that good intentions are not rewarded.Reluctantly looking back at Nanli, he wanted to exchange opinions with him, but the fish was quietly carrying out the unfinished task of Chef Jin with a wooden stick. Every move was condemning Jin Sheng's behavior of despising sex and favoring friends just now.

Some people enthusiastically held the monkey and went to pluck it, but someone has to roast the fish. After working hard for a long time, you can't give up halfway, right?

Therefore, Jin Sheng, who was very popular a second ago, is now extremely lonely, desolate and melancholy. Seeing Nanli's back looks a little pitiful, he puts the monkey on his lap to eat meat with him, and moves over to accompany him to grill fish.

Mermaids are smart enough, but some things need more experience, and they can't be done right away just by being smart.

This is the wild, without so many convenient conditions, the changes of the flames on the fire are elusive, and the temperature of the fire is extremely difficult to control.Soon, a puff of black smoke rose, and the fish in Nanli's hand had a burnt smell, which was a bit choking.

"Let me do it."

Seeing that the fish was going to be mushy, Jin Sheng stretched out his hand to catch it, but Nan Li indifferently avoided it. He didn't know whether it was a novelty and wanted to try it, or he was just jealous of the monkey.

Anyway, this guy has already eaten the whole fish pad, and it's his first time cooking, so it doesn't matter if he fails.

He didn't snatch it once, and Jin Sheng didn't argue with him. He just rested his chin and watched quietly, but the smell of paste in the air became more and more serious.The onlookers frowned, and the hairball in his arms looked over curiously after chewing the leftover meat.

The fish was charred and blackened by Nanli. I don’t know if it was because of the wild fruit juice. The fish skin had a disgusting sour smell. The facial features distorted unconsciously.

In particular, Nanli delivered the poison to him with anticipation and thoughtfulness.

Instinctively avoiding his body, Jin Sheng was already full, and this whole black strip really couldn't arouse his desire...

Not very much.

Unable to bear the enthusiasm of "cooking" for the first time, Jin Sheng hesitated for a long time, but still reached out to take the wooden stick, staring at the hideous black fish for a long time, unable to take a bite.

In the end, the hair ball that was still watching on his body climbed up his arm, and took a bite of the black fish without hesitation.

Before Jin Sheng could sigh how brave this little guy was, the one-eyed monkey lost consciousness, fell from his hand, and passed out.

Jin Sheng: ...

Looking at the dark dishes with subtle aura in his hand, he regarded death as home.

In order not to disappoint Nanli, Jin Sheng opened his mouth, endured the strange sour smell, and tried to close his mouth again. Just as he was about to sip, he was slapped away.

This time, Jin Sheng didn't get the taste he expected, and Jin Sheng didn't know whether to be grateful or disappointed.He turned his head in doubt, looking at Shang Nanli with a smile on his face, he reached out and gave him another fish skewer, although the fish skin was also burnt, but it could still be seen, in comparison, this one was grilled quite successfully.

I don't know if the scorched grilled fish will pollute the environment, Nanli throws it far away with a stick and removes the one-eyed monkey who fainted on Jin Sheng's lap and takes up a lot of space. Throw the grass at random, and then take advantage of the situation to replace it, use Jin Sheng's knee as a pillow, and lie lazily on other people's body.

So, Nanli specially grilled a black fish just to drive away the monkeys?

Looking at the grass where the hair ball fell, I couldn't find the bad fish for a long time. I couldn't move it with my big head on my lap, so I could only cure the mermaid's bad temper first.

Shen Mo tore off the burnt skin and tasted Nanli's first cooking creation. Except that the meat was too dry and tasteless, it was acceptable.

"Not bad." As he said, he picked off a small piece of fish meat as a reward, cooled it and handed it to Nanli's lips, letting him taste it himself.

With a soft snort, Mr. Yu slowly opened his mouth, and took the initiative to use his tongue to find Jin Sheng's finger. After offering the fish meat on it, he licked an extra mouthful. , suddenly got goose bumps all over.

Tasting the sweetness, no matter how Jin Sheng pushed, the bad fish refused to get up. Human beings who had already eaten could only be patient, and fed the grilled fish in their hands little by little, experiencing the exhaustion of the trainer. Feeding work.

……

Compared to living under the sea, Jin Sheng prefers land.

The lake is shaded by high trees, which is much cooler than the beach, and the grass next to it can be heard from time to time. Beautiful insects are singing, and it feels very comfortable to sit quietly in it and do nothing.

Jin Sheng stared aimlessly at the calm water, while Nan Li lay on his lap, stroking his wrist with his fingers.

One person and one fish tacitly don't say a word, this quiet way of getting along is very pleasing, Jin Sheng always feels that even if he doesn't do anything, being with Nanli is very satisfying.

Sitting in a casual posture, she seemed to be accommodating, and smoothed out Nanli's long grass-colored hair with her hands. The mermaid's hair felt soft under the water, and it was even smoother after it was completely dry.

The midday sun was just right, and the surroundings were warm. Being disturbed by it, my eyelids gradually sank.

Obviously slept a lot...

Drowsiness came as soon as he said it, Jin Sheng had to stop his movements, rubbed his eyes twice, trying to wake up, but made his vision blurred, and made him sleepy even more.

"Sleepy?"

"Not sleepy."

With a light knee, Nan Li suddenly stood up, pulled Jin Sheng into his arms, exchanged places with him, and used the fish tail wrapped in dense scales as a pillow for him: "Sleep if you are sleepy."

"En..." With a grunt, he changed his posture, the back of his head was slightly cold, and he fell into a coma after being disturbed for a moment.Jin Sheng was lying on his side facing Nanli, most of his body was hidden in the shadows, his only feet exposed to the sun were warm.

The too comfortable posture stimulated the desire to fall asleep, and with Nanli by his side, Jin Sheng naturally closed his eyes with peace of mind.

The sound of breathing was extremely fast and even, and he fell asleep instantly after closing his eyes.

Everything was done by the mermaid, and the human didn't expend much physical strength, but his sleepiness seemed to be exhausted for three days and three nights.

With Nanli by my side, dreams are extremely peaceful.Just like last time, what Jin Sheng dreamed of was still the peaceful daily life with his family when he was young.

Since crossing into the sea, he seems to miss his deceased family members very much. The dreams are similar, always involving conversations with grandma, and always involving mermaids.

The dream had its own hazy filter, and the voice of grandma's broken thoughts faded away, replaced by a blurred singing voice, and suddenly, an extremely out-of-tuned stern voice bombarded my ears.

He said, "...I found you."