There's a mermaid in my bathtub

"I never said that."

It doesn't matter whether you said it or not, the important thing is that the atmosphere in the audience became lively due to the transfer of the host.It is impossible for everyone to become the topic or focus of discussion, but as a qualified audience, as long as they are happy, everyone is good at booing.

It was not easy to refuse, and there was no chance of stepping down after being on stage.

Standing on the stage, the host pulled the walrus twice. Under the command of the animal trainer, the walrus covered its big face full of flesh with its webbed claws to show its shyness. fish.Even knowing that all of this is well-rehearsed, the performance of animals can easily bring joy to the crowd.

Inexplicably, he blushed at the antics of the walrus, but the host who was sandwiched between Jin Sheng and the walrus suddenly moved away and walked to the other side of Jin Sheng, allowing him to get closer to the big guy.

"Look at how shy our big stars are! But, Mr. Jin, we still have three options to choose from."

Believe you are a ghost.

He remained silent, with a smile of 'I'll see what you do if I don't speak', but the host reached out and put his arm around his shoulder, "Do you want to be asked by a big star on his cheek, forehead, or lips?"

"mouth!"

Vulgar!

This time, there was no intention of handing over the microphone. The host lowered his head and raised his hand, holding up the microphone to accept the opinions of the public.In fact, there is no need for a microphone at all. If one person shouts, a burst of echo in the oval performance hall can deafen the ears.

"He said he wanted to kiss." The host smiled, looked at Jin Sheng, who was blushing, and sighed with admiration: "What a passionate tourist."

The atmosphere became more and more heated, which was directly proportional to the blush on Jin Sheng's cheeks. To a certain extent, it was also an ability to blush up to the ears and neck.

Being coaxed like this, the lucky audience who kissed the walrus had already been determined. Except for Jin Sheng, who was in a mess, there was one person and one fish among the audience who were very upset.

"Has Mr. Jin kissed his girlfriend?" Seeing that Jin Sheng blushed abnormally, the host handed the microphone to Jin Sheng while interacting and preparing for the trainer. The other party shook his head frankly. .There is only one pitiful relationship, and the progress is still very slow. I have never experienced this kind of intimacy.

"Really do not have?"

Nodding weakly.

"The luckier one today is the walrus." On the other side, there are three high-rise stairs, and the huge walrus has been led up by the trainer. It is condescending and has a subtle height difference with Jin Sheng.

It's not bad to experience an occasional close encounter with animals.

Thinking this way, Jin Sheng's love for the walrus disappeared instantly with the disappearing distance after being gently pushed by the host.

Not all marine animals are like his mermaids, only a light aroma, the fishy smell of the sea is their common feature, more precisely, fishy smell.I saw that the trainer had just fed the walrus two fish, within close range, I could almost smell the sour smell of the food fermenting in its stomach.

just forget it.

With no way out, he looked at the young man in the auditorium as if asking for help. The man was still sitting quietly in the wheelchair, ignoring Jin Sheng and looking at Walrus instead, as if he was more interested in that guy.

The last hopes were also exhausted, and he could only accept his fate and be pushed to the walrus with the glorious title of "Lucky Audience".

In order not to be repelled by the dark face and its lush bristles, he deliberately closed his eyes, blushing and waiting for the kiss.However, after waiting for a long time, there was no result.

After waiting for too long, there was no expected scene. The auditorium gradually became impatient and was interrupted by the bustle. Jin Sheng also opened his eyes, only to see a black head close in front of him, his eyes were nowhere near the bristles on its face The slap was far away, no matter how the animal trainer on the side repeated the instructions, he remained motionless, and even backed away because of Jin Sheng's fine-tuning movements.

It seemed...scared?

The reason is unclear, but certainly not nervous.Anyway, sea lions are indifferent to most humans. Jin Sheng should be no better than a small fish in the hands of a trainer. For sea lions, kissing him is no different from kissing a piece of wood.

Approaching as if to verify, Jin Sheng frowned and leaned forward slightly. The sea lion really panicked, tilted its neck and leaned back, and finally jumped down the three steps and slid straight into the pool near the audience platform.The finale sea lion, which has never made a mistake, did not complete the performance, and fled away, causing the animal trainer to exclaim, and angrily detained two small dried fish.

Jin Sheng: ...

How ugly is he?

Inexplicably unwelcome, the head floating in the pool looked towards the auditorium. Jin Sheng just looked over with his gaze, and saw the man in the wheelchair unexpectedly. The sea lion fled. smile.

Therefore, what the sea lion is really afraid of is the mermaid.

I don't know what method that guy used to 'threat' the sea lion from a long distance, but the sea lion made Jin Sheng smile because of the wrong performance.It's not that I care too much about a kiss, but I really resist the sea lion's mouth full of fishy smell.

The atmosphere reached its climax. The climax suddenly went unfinished, no different from eating fly droppings. The audience below sighed, and everyone would be disappointed. No matter how the host tried to smooth things over, they couldn't get excited.

After finishing the task of mobilizing the atmosphere, Jin Sheng returned the same way and returned to the side of the mermaid. Amidst the noise, he didn't notice another gaze from the corner following him all the way.

Leaving the seat and descending the steps, there were so many people and the distance was so far that it was impossible to grasp the specific whereabouts of Jin Sheng.On the high platform, Chang Hao only knew that Jin Sheng was staying in the middle area of ​​the performance hall, but he didn't know exactly which one or which row it was.

Anyway, the only thing that is certain is that the person who was chosen to take the stage must be Jin Sheng.

Due to the mistake of the sea lion in the finale, the performance near the end had to be extended for a short segment, which always made the audience renew their interest.

No time to pay attention to the excitement of the performance on the platform, eyebrows furrowed deeply, Chang Hao's concern for Jin Sheng was beyond imagination, in order to confirm something, he even made him leave Li Shangning in the stands far away, and went alone to find out.

The performance doesn't take long, and the venue is also a stepped and simple seat. On weekends, there are dense crowds, and even the corridors are occupied by people, which is very inconvenient to walk. "Sorry." After disturbing other onlookers, he finally came to the central area along the passage full of people, and saw Jin Sheng approaching the corridor on the other side at a glance.

He didn't get close at the first time, and after standing for too long, Chang Hao blocked the view of the person behind him, and had to squat temporarily, but his eyes never left the person.

You shouldn't have an appointment before, but who are you with now?

His posture was limited, he couldn't see who was beside Jin Sheng, but he felt that his smile was very eye-catching, and he felt even more inexplicable anger in his heart.

After personally participating in the show, the audience also paid full attention, instead of looking left and right, Jin Sheng's attention was all on the small climax at the end of the performance.

Without the threat of the mermaid, the walruses did well and got extra meals from the trainers, and the atmosphere of the scene became active again.Not far away, the walrus suddenly lay down on the glass pool close to the audience, and when the people around gathered together to take pictures of it, it suddenly sprayed out, and the water pipe splashed all over the onlookers.

The hidden program once again pushed the atmosphere to a climax, and Jin Sheng also laughed, until he found that the head of the sea lion that could only spray water appeared on the glass wall directly in front of the mermaid.

Just now, the sea lion's spraying position was on the right side of the stage, and mirrored symmetrically, it should indeed be on his side the second time.

A mermaid that temporarily has two legs will reveal its tail once it gets wet.

The smile disappeared completely, and there were too many tourists sitting around. To take the mermaid away, you had to take care of the wheelchair, but the passage was blocked and there were steps, so it was unrealistic to take the mermaid away in time.

Soon, the people around Jin Sheng also discovered the secret observation of the sea lion. With the lesson learned from the past, they immediately scattered and dodged laughingly, but even if they were sprayed, no one would be angry. Who would come out just to have fun?

In front of him and behind him, there were empty seats within range of everything, leaving only Jin Sheng and the mermaid who could not take care of themselves beside him. Seeing the sea lion pouting and water overflowing from its mouth, Jin Sheng got up hurriedly and jumped in front of everyone. When it comes to the mermaid, I can only think of a stupid way to cover the mermaid with my body in a short time.

The foolish behavior of improper thinking attracted everyone's attention. He was so anxious that he didn't control his strength. He almost hit the wheelchair. The forehead that should have bumped against the strong back of the chair was wrapped in a warm palm. The mermaid caught the rushing Jin Sheng in time. , not only did not hurt him, but also reached out to control the wheelchair that fell backwards.

"...you can't get in the water." Amidst a burst of exclamation, he tightened his waist, hugged the mermaid tightly, and straddled his wheelchair.

The sea lion is right behind.

Blocking the mermaid with his body, he buried his face in front of his chest. Jin Sheng closed his eyes tightly, but the guy who was supposed to spray water didn't move for a long time.The people who escaped together sighed, opened their eyes in confusion, let go of the suffocating mermaid's head that was pressed by him, and turned their heads to see that the sea lion, which had swallowed a lot of water, only made a gesture and ended the performance hastily.

The audience dispersed in resentment. Compared with being sprayed all over, such a tricky easter egg is just as exciting.

The mermaid was already fully clothed under him, and the prototype was not exposed, and Jin Sheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.The curtain call symbolized the end of the performance, and the scattered crowd blocked the way again, and the alarm was lifted, but Jin Sheng was held down by the mermaid's thigh, making him straddle the mermaid's body.

Afraid of accidents and leaving in a hurry, Jin Sheng didn't have time to pay attention to the mermaid's emotions and plans, and didn't notice the awkward posture. He just stretched out his hand to press the mermaid's head for support, forced his legs to stand up, and pushed the wheelchair into the crowd.

"...Jin Sheng."

Pushing the mermaid along the aisle, he was politely avoided and helped by passers-by along the way. He vaguely heard someone calling his name, and instinctively turned his head to look for it.

hallucinations.

Glancing at the mermaid who turned his head because of a pause, he chuckled and took a step forward, leaving everything behind. He didn't notice that the man in the wheelchair kept turning his head, and was so accurate that he aimed at the two people not far behind. Received the gaze.Swearing like a territory, the blue eyes are full of haze.

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