In the evening, the exhausted people in 321 recovered and returned to normal.

Long Xiaoyi was eating special snacks in his mouth, gossiping excitedly: "Come on, tell me what you did during the winter vacation!"

"Nothing, it's the same as usual." Zhou Ai pouted at him: "Give me some more of that flower cake, it's really delicious."

Long Xiaoyi threw the remaining half bag of cakes to him, and turned to Qin Qing: "What about married people?"

"Let's go to relatives." Qin Qing broke the big twist brought by Pang Ya: "I was treated like a monkey by distant relatives."

"Hahaha, tell me in detail!"

Qin Qing slammed the big|twist into the bag: "You say it's strange, his parents didn't say anything, and his third uncle's wife's brother's wife's sister was chattering over there. Stop. Does she have anything to do with half a dime?"

The three people in the dormitory stopped stuffing their mouths, and Qiqi stretched out their paws and began to wrestle their fingers to calculate the relationship.

"The relatives are so far away..." Pang Ya said in a daze, "Why do you have to leave relatives for such a distant relationship?"

"Let's try to get close." Qin Qing revealed a little bit: "His family's conditions are not bad."

I see!Everyone nodded.

Fearing that they would ask further questions, Qin Dacai quickly pulled people back: "Fat girl is the key point, how is the progress with Ren Ran?"

Trembling, Pang Ya scattered the fennel beans that Long Xiaoyi had brought all over the floor: "It's nothing! It's nothing!"

Long Xiaoyi, a senior rotten man, boldly asserted: "Hey! I went out to play for two days and didn't return home at night, and I even provided pick-up and delivery. I don't believe that nothing happened! Frankly, let's be lenient and resist strictness! Let's talk about how many times it has developed. base!"

The little skinny monkey whimpered and covered his face: "Second base! Second base!"

"Fart! If I don't believe it, I went to second base and slept together. Isn't there third base?"

"Wait." The simple (stupid) Zhou Ai interrupted with his hand: "May I ask how the two men's triples and home runs are divided?"

Everyone: "..."

Long Xiaoyi: "This question, please ask the married person Qin Qing to answer."

Qin Qing: "I recommend you to use Baidu, thank you."

Pang Ya: "Well... Actually, I'm also a little curious, what does it feel like to hit a home run?"

Long Xiaoyi: "To be honest, I'm also curious..."

Zhou Ai: "I'm also curious..."

Qin Qing: "..."

A piercing scream suddenly came from the dormitory, followed by bursts of noise, which even shook the floor. 321 The four looked at each other, confused.

"What's the matter?"

"I do not know."

Great opportunity to digress!Qin Qing quickly grabbed the phone, and just about to say I'd like to ask, the screen of the phone lit up first.

He had no choice but to press the hands-free button silently.

Bai Yifei's voice was accompanied by a faint scream: "My wife, are you all right?"

"It's okay." Qin Qing asked blankly, "What happened upstairs?"

"There was no water or electricity upstairs and it was pitch black. The fourth child was howling in the bathroom covered in foam halfway through the shower."

Long Xiaoyi shouted to the mobile phone: "Then hurry down and wash, we have no problem for the time being, but it is not ruled out that we will stop later."

"Row."

A few seconds after the phone was hung up, a messy mummy-wrapped thing rushed into 321 and went straight to the bathroom!

"I'm freezing to death!!!"

416 The remaining three people covered their faces and followed inside in shame: "It's really embarrassing..."

Eight young men were squeezed into the small dormitory, which suddenly seemed crowded.Everyone stared wide-eyed and small-eyed for a few seconds, then sat down and started sharing snacks.

"Sister-in-law is really nice here, it's clean and bright, and there's something to eat."

"This man, he has to marry a wife. Look, there is still a place to go if he is in trouble."

The fourth brother's response came from the bathroom: "The toilets here are all delicious, and there are shower curtains!"

321 Qi Qi slanders: It's because you guys are lazy and don't clean up, okay?

After 5 minutes, the fourth child finally successfully completed the rough bathing process, and came out with a big grin: "Oh, I came in such a hurry that I forgot to bring my pajamas."

There were screams in the dormitory, Pang Ya buried his head in the pillow with a bang, Long Xiaoyi picked up the fennel beans and smashed them hard at him with his eyes closed, and the unlucky 416 were affected, punching and kicking the fourth child back to the bathroom Inside.

Ren Ran who just walked to the door of 321: "..."

When Pang Ya found out that her boyfriend was coming over, she quickly got up and sued to separate herself from the relationship: "Someone is playing hooligans! I didn't watch anything!"

Everyone's eyes are like a torch: How do you know that the other party is playing hooligans without looking at you!

Ren Ran put his arms around his shoulders and pushed him back into the house with a funny face: "You guys are so lively here."

"Let's eat and drink together." Long Xiaoyi greeted and poured the fennel beans into Ren Ran's hand, and then unwrapped Zhou Ai's dried whitebait.

Room 321 was packed to the brim. Everyone handed each other snacks, chatted and spanked.

"By the way, the previous topic is not over yet." Long Xiaoyi turned to Qin Qing: "What does it feel like to hit a home run?"

How do you still remember! ! !Qin Qing secretly vomited blood.

A group of people from behind didn't keep up with the rhythm: "What home run?"

"It's just sex! Go to bed! HAVES|EX! Do you understand!"

Bai Yifei: "...the topic you talked about is really fresh and refined..."

Qin Qing rolled her eyes at the curious ghosts: "Go to Baidu."

"Cut——" Long Xiaoyi turned his head contemptuously, saw Ren Ran sitting next to him, rolled his eyes twice and asked, "Does handsome Ren have any experience?"

Just as Ren Ran was about to shake his head, Pang Ya angrily protected her boyfriend from showing him: "What are you asking, what are you asking, I want to know your own experience."

Hey little skinny monkey, I was united with me just now and wanted to know too.Long Xiaoyi rolled up his sleeves: "Then let me use your house."

The little thin monkey blushed: "Never!!!"

At the beginning of the semester, Bai Yifei was delighted to find out that the newly opened advanced mathematics class was the same as Qin Qing's, and he jumped up and down happily.

There are two semesters of high mathematics, which means that the two semesters can be together, and there are elective courses starting from this semester. If you choose the same course, it is equivalent to being able to love each other for half a week, which is really flattering.

So he went to 321 early to discuss with his wife.

"What class do we take?"

Qin Qing raised her head: "It should be said that there are any courses that can be steadily advanced at the same time, and those that are easy to pass will definitely be seconded as soon as they come out."

Long Xiaoyi bit the Pocky biscuit and mumbled: "I want to choose swimming. I heard that there are few people who choose swimming, and you can see all kinds of flesh."

Forget about swimming, my wife will definitely hang up a few times.Bai Yifei made a cross in his heart silently.

Pang Ya turned around on the high-end computer chair he bought: "I want to choose a movie review. I heard that I usually watch movies in class, and I can write a movie review at the end of the exam. But it seems super hard to get, and the winning rate is about the same as gambling. .”

Ren Ran came in with a bag of things, just in time to hear Pang Ya talking, handed him the bag and said: "I can write a plug-in to brush the class."

"Hey, here's a piece of beef jerky!...Wait, what are you talking about?"

"I said that I can write a plug-in to brush lessons." Ren Ran repeated, pointing to his computer screen by the way.

Fuck so awesome!Several non-professionals worshiped the computer science god.

In the end, the little thin monkey who hugged his boyfriend's thigh successfully won the movie appreciation. Long Xiaoyi's swimming was easy to choose, and Zhou Ai's Tai Chi couldn't squeeze in for a long time and finally changed to badminton. After discussing with each other, the husband and wife chose a small language, Japanese.

The gamble-like course selection ended perfectly, and everyone was satisfied.

Two weeks later, the contented and innocent boys came back downcast, looking at each other silently.

"The people who swim for Maobao are all fat houses, not to mention girls, not even a handsome guy!"

"The teacher in the film appreciation class is so scary, he shows us Hitler's documentaries every time..."

"There is no racket for badminton class. Let us run back and forth every day and help the neighbor pick up footballs. I want to die."

Qin Qing sorted out the textbook a few times: "My place seems to be fine, just ordinary class."

"Hmph, God favors you husband and wife!"

As a result, after seven days passed, Qin Qing slapped herself severely in the face.

The Japanese teacher made an ingenious way to let the students who had just learned the syllabary and a few basic dialogues form a team to practice oral English with each other. The two girls in the front row turned around with a smile on their faces, and on the spot came a sentence that exceeded the content of the first three chapters of the textbook: "ハクさん, すきです! (Mr. Bai, I like you!)"

Bai Yifei was bewildered: "Ah...?"

The teacher wandered over and heard it, teasingly urged: "The girl has expressed her opinion, why don't you reply quickly?"

However, Bai Yifei can only say a few words, thank you and goodbye.It didn't seem right to say goodbye, and he didn't understand what the other party said when he said thank you, so he turned to his wife for help in a daze.

Although Qin Qing taught himself a little in advance and could understand what the girl was saying, he could silence the other party in Chinese, but he didn't know how to say it in Japanese, and he was terribly blocked.

Bai Yifei couldn't get help, so he had an idea to combine the two sentences he only knew: "ありがとう, さようなら. (Thank you, goodbye.)"

girl:"……"

teacher:"……"

The teacher clapped his hands suddenly: "はい, ここまでだ. (Okay, stop here.)"

Bai Yifei sighed and straightened up: Although he didn't know what happened, he seemed very powerful.

Qin Qing flipped through the textbook angrily: I vowed to use the entire textbook to scold people this week!

On the way back to the dormitory after class, the two met a rare visitor.

"Hey!" Song Can grinned her big white teeth and waved at them.

"Song Can? Wen Hui?" Bai Yifei stepped forward quickly: "Why are you suddenly free?"

Song Can shook the guitar on her back: "I picked up a commercial show near here tonight, and she came to cheer me on."

Wen Hui mercilessly said, "NO, I came to see you get embarrassed."

"Hey, I'm also a trainee of Xigua Entertainment, I'm very good, okay?"

"It's a great debut, okay?"

Bai Yifei heard the two of them agitating, and raised his hand with a headache: "Okay, okay, okay, stop! Shall we have a meal together dear?"

Song Can glanced at the time: "I guess it's too late, I have to go to make preparations first. Hmm... If you want to come and see, please help me."

Oh, it turned out that it was here to attract the audience.Bai Yifei made a gesture, took out his mobile phone and started calling: "I'll call everyone over, and I promise not to let you stand in the cold!"

"Enough loyalty!"

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