I heard my dad is a clown [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Jason Meow has a secret, he fell in love with the opposite Miss Octopus.

Miss Octopus was adopted by the rich Mr. Corgi, and the whole New York is her amusement park.

Jason Meow sits in Gotham every day and watches Miss Octopus playing in New York, but she has never noticed him.

Jason Meow was a little disappointed.

He licked his somewhat knotted hair and stretched himself.

Jason Meow was also adopted, but he had a different idea of ​​his adoptive father, the big bat.

"He doesn't love me at all."

The big cat, as vigorous as a young leopard, mumbled as it walked.

The big bat has many children. Every time Jason Meow comes home, he is caught by the colorful and magical species at home.

Probably because there are too many adopted cubs, and Gotham, a capricious little slut who loves to make trouble, has to be groomed, so Bat always looks tired.

"Yes, I can understand him." But I just want to touch the tip of my nose and rub my neck from time to time.

Maybe bats don't know how to get along well with cats.

Jason Meow graciously forgave the Guardian Bat.

He slapped the gate of the manor with his furry paws, "Ah Fu! Ah Fu! I'm back!"

The strength was confiscated for a moment, leaving a shallow white mark on the door where the sharp claws passed.

Guiltyly, Jason put away the tips of his claws, put the black claw pads under the big scarf, and lay down quietly.

An old but still muscular Rottweiler opened the door of the manor from the inside.

His eyes were sharp and his limbs were slender and strong. When his eyes touched Jason Meow, a farmer who was squatting on the ground, he smiled gently and kindly.

"Master Jason, master has been waiting for you for a long time." Alfred lowered his head and sniffed Jason's meow with the tip of his nose, and after confirming that there was no smell of his own blood, he gently touched the tip of his wet, wet, wet nose. .

"Today's cookies are also delicious."

"Oh."

Jason Meow snorted awkwardly, and suddenly felt too embarrassed, raised his head and followed Ah Fu.

The thick hair blocked the redness of his face, but the old butler knew that his Master Jason was shy, so he thoughtfully stopped talking.

As expected, the bat was waiting for him. As soon as Jason Meow entered the living room, he saw his dark wings. The two thin and soft ears on the top of his head turned slightly with the sound, and then looked in the direction of his entrance.

Jason Meow wiped his paws on the carpet reservedly. The dense and warm feeling of pure wool was so good that he couldn't help rubbing it for a while.

Slightly accumulating strength on his hind legs, he jumped onto the calfskin sofa, Jason's claws retracted to the pads, and he lay down in a leisurely posture.

"My friend's child is coming to visit, should you have time tomorrow?"

"No."

Jason Meow refused without thinking.

"Dick, Tim and Damian are free, why not let them go."

Why does Bat think he has time, he's busy fighting cats and dogs and penguins every day? !There are too many strange species in Gotham. Last time he saw a piranha that could run around by itself, he was so scared that he scratched off two leaves of her.

Jason Meow subconsciously clenched his paws, trying to bring them to his mouth to lick them, but stopped again.

Vomit... I almost forgot, the last time I was poisoned only by licking the juice from my paws, I was rolling around on the ground playing drunkenness, fortunately there were no strange consequences.

Feeling sorry for him, he put down his front paws, and Jason squatted on the sofa in another position.

"Damian is almost staying at Jonathan's house recently. Tim has to run the company, and Dick has a job to do." The bat's dark wings stretch slightly, and the light hits the membrane. Jason can almost see him under the skin. Vascular dormant shape.

"I still have Gotham to manage."

The round cat pupils were shaped into narrow fruit pits, and the big black cat pretended to be nonchalantly scratching a lock of white hair on its head.

"That's my Gotham." Bat continued to stare at him with Batman's disapproving gaze, "If by 'pipe' you mean fighting that rogue cat in Black Mask, I think you'll have time. "

"Dogs, penguins, crocodiles, crows and walking piranhas won't mind if you miss a whole day."

"...?!"

Jason was a little flustered. He always thought that Bruce didn't know about the fact that he was so drunk with the venom of the piranha. After all, no one wants to be seen by people close to him when he looks embarrassed.

Not even the omnipotent Batman.

As if aware of his gaze, Bruce poked the tip of the flat screen's wings and paused for a moment, his beautiful blue eyes, which are extremely rare among chiropteran creatures, glanced at the black cat who was suddenly sitting upright, with a half-smile.

"Yes, Dick and they all saw you rolling around the door of the safe house."

Bruce swears he sees something like "Oh my god, old Bat is so bored watching me make a fool of myself" look on Jason's dark, shaggy face.

"Damian found out first. He saved the video on the computer, but Tim found out. Dick was called by them to watch." To share the joys and sorrows when being chased and beaten.

Sure enough, after hearing Bruce's explanation, Jason's light blue pupils shrank into a thin line, and the malice inside was about to overflow.

Very well, tomorrow the bats will harvest a half-dead devil kid.

The black cat showed two pointed white teeth, made a strange purring sound from its throat, and smiled maliciously.

"You have to stay with her for a day," the bat's cheeks covered with a layer of short fluff turned to him, the water in the eyes was unbelievably soft, "just to do me a favor..."

Bruce's whisper made Jason mew so excited that the fur between his toes stood on end.

No bat critter could refuse Bruce's request, and even the most recalcitrant bat cub would be proud to be able to help him.

It's just too tempting.

Jason didn't have time to think, he heard himself snort out of his nose, and he agreed to the request with reluctance on the surface but ecstatically.

His face turned red again with a "boom".

He promised too soon.Bruce is a smart guy, yes, there's no question about that.It was too easy to hear the eagerness in his tone.

It seemed that he was not...reserved...like.

Reserved, oh my god, he actually used the word "reserved"?

The big black cat stared at the blue eyes and licked the fluff on the back of two paws.

Fine, dry hair tastes pretty bad, and even though he's a clean kitten who's been groomed before coming home, he's annoyed by the frequent visits to the moult season.

Like the catkins flying all over the sky in spring, slowly, they often float into the cat's mouth when the cat is not paying attention, entangle the barbs growing on the tongue, and form small fur balls.

Pretty bad.

Jason Meow stretched his back paws hard, stretched himself like a bow and arrow being pulled apart, and stretched.

Ignoring the twitching corners of Bat's mouth, he jumped off the soft sofa.

It was already dark outside, and Jason munched on a cookie to finish his meal before returning to the safety of his cat's den.

Bruce on the side chatted with the person on the other side of the phone, hung up with a smile, and looked at the shiny big black cat, "Maybe you can pick up that little lady?"

"Huh?"

The black cat tilted its head and looked at its father.

"Because of something, she temporarily changed the itinerary. Now the little lady will arrive at Gotham Airport soon."

Well, the gentleman gene of the Wayne family is playing a role in Bruce's body again.

Jason pursed his lips, raised his head and nodded slowly in agreement, then appeared and ran in the manor.The pitch-black figure was like a black lightning bolt, piercing through the calm night.

***

Outside the brightly lit Gotham Airport.

Men and women in a hurry couldn't help but look back frequently when they passed the handsome black cat and his cool motorcycle waiting at the door.

The black cat, Benmao, fiddled with the screen impatiently, until a cute lady octopus approached him with a mobile phone.

"Hello, Mr. Jason."

Her pink arms and legs swayed twice in the air, and suddenly reached into the bag to search for something.

"Ah, um."

Jason was a little dizzy, all the blood in his body cheered and rushed to his brain and heart.

In front of his eyes, Cupid with bare buttocks and arrows appeared in the fresco of the Virgin Mary. They danced in the air hand in hand. The name of Miss Octopus was written on the white arrow feathers, and the arrow pointed directly at the heart of the black cat.

God, I've never been so thankful I wasted my time on these little things.

Jason tried his best to restrain the corners of his raised lips, and his tail slapped loudly behind his back.

He foolishly watched Miss Octopus looking for something, full of joy.

"Ah, I found it." Joey held a collar on the tip of his tender tentacles, and the crisp bell sounded.

A collar that only house cats wear.

Once worn, it means that the cat already has someone willing to become docile.

In the distant ancient times, small animals would wholeheartedly treat the owner who put on the collar for them, and try their best to please that person in their short life, while they enjoy touching and loving in her arms.

In this era, the collar has another special meaning that represents the willingness to give life for it-a partner.

Jason's bright blue cat eyes are shining, and his heart is both happy and uneasy.

What if the sea creatures don't understand the customs of their terrestrial creatures?

The cat's mouth moved slightly, and Jason raised the tip of his paw, staring at the petite and lovely Miss Octopus in a rare bewilderment.Her delicate wrists held the collar that symbolized the rest of her life, and it stretched straight out to his eyes, as if inviting him to enter her life.

Joey looked at him with crooked eyebrows and smiled, and the corners of his small green eyes were narrowed.

Although she is a marine creature, her adoptive father is Mr. Corgi, and she grew up among a group of land creatures. Of course, there is no possibility of misunderstanding on such a special meaning.

Of course, if it weren't for the cuteness of Jason Meow who clocks in every day to peek, she wouldn't have handed over the collar so hastily and eagerly, trying to trap this big cat.

Joey shook his wrists and brought Jason, who was blushing without knowing it, back to his attention, "My hands are sore! Don't you like it?"

The moist new green eyes looked at Jason accusingly, lowered their eyelids slightly, and looked very aggrieved.

"Meow……"

Jason retorted in a low voice, reaching across the paw pads to catch the collar, but Joey deftly avoided it.

The little girl looked eager to try, "Let me put it on for you!"

Putting on her collar with my own hands, the big black cat in front of me can't run away!

Jason lowered his head and moved closer to Joey. The lush fur was so soft and slippery that she couldn't help touching it twice.

The bell rang crisply around Jason's neck, which was pleasant to the ear.

In the dark corner of the airport, pink bubbles quietly filled the air.The black cat peeked at his Miss Octopus, and Miss Octopus looked at her cat and smiled meaningfully.

The rest of life is long enough for two small animals to be together for a long time.