I heard my dad is a clown [Comprehensive Yingmei]

No one knows how it came to be like this.

In Stark Tower, four men confront each other, and the atmosphere is tense and intense.

"Stark! It's your turn! Eat, eat!"

Clint was holding a large bottle of mineral water, and shouted at Mr. Mustache with a ferocious expression.

"Heh! I just saw you shake the chili pepper off the ground on purpose. Old Jia, release the video for this hypocritical agent to see!"

"Okay, sir." The light blue screen full of technology is projected in front of Clint, and the high-definition portrait repeats his hidden little movements vividly in the air.

"Shaking hands! It's just shaking hands! And don't think I didn't see you secretly wiping your tears just now!!" The archer with the red and swollen sausage mouth raised his voice guiltily, trying to pull the other party to admit defeat. "Tony, don't hold on, you're about to cry. Why don't we give up together?"

Stark, a genius with a high IQ, noticed the bluff in his teammate's words, and was stared at him by the hot red rabbit, quietly sniffed his nose and countered loudly, "Admit defeat? There is no word'admit defeat' in Stark's dictionary. , wait and beg for mercy, Fat Chirp!!"

"Steve, come on! Eat it!!"

The super soldier looked at the red and bright dried chili peppers that Tony had brought over, and was in trouble for a while.

The serum gave him four times the physical strength of ordinary people, and also gave him four times the sense of smell and taste. Therefore, in the face of these little guys who couldn't help crying and sneezing, Captain America rarely flinched.

"Ummm... just some seasoning, Tony, there's really no need..."

"Uncle Roger, eat? Or not?"

The sparkling watery caramel looked at him with big eyes, and Steve felt that his body was full of unknown power, which made him seem to be soaked in warm water, and every cell was sighing for the brain to transmit the signal of happiness .

I am a chili consumption machine with Mo De emotion.JPG

American Sweetheart, whose eye circles and nose tip were slightly red from being stimulated by the capsaicin, looked fragile, and her wet blue eyes were as pure and innocent as the sky. They looked expectantly at the eldest nephew and wanted him to say something more.

"I'm done eating! It's your turn, Fat Chirp!!"

"What?! That was obviously eaten by the captain! What do you mean you finished eating?!"

"Steve volunteered to eat instead of me, what, do you have any objection?"

Three-year-old Toto stood up and looked down at Clint who was sitting on the sofa, his nose was almost up to the sky.

"Ah…………"

Young people's mocking voices came from the side. Jason calmly tasted the Chinese special dried chili peppers that are comparable to the tear-jerkers in the food industry. People" who touch and go away, successfully attracting their attention.

It's really a good hand to hate.

"Hey! Jason!" The archer looked at the young man with the silver forehead and smiled, "Are you interested in doing me a favor?"

The big red bird looked at him expressionlessly while chewing on the chili noodles.

"Uh…………"

Stared at by Batman's disapproving gaze——Robin Special Edition.JPG Clint quietly puffed up his chest, trying to make himself look taller.

"Ahem! An enemy's enemy is a friend, how about cooperation?"

The big red bird pulled out a sneering face and lightly opened (too hot) her delicate red lips.

"Sorry, Stark and I are on the same side. And I don't like guys in gay purple."

"?!!"

Clint poured water on himself in grief and resentment, and for a while was heartbroken by the miserable defeat.

"Hmm, the Wayne kid is quite interesting."

Although he didn't know why Jason turned to him, Mr. Mustache, who felt that his friend's adopted son was impressed by his personality charm, still accepted the victory with confidence.

"Your donuts are mine, does Fat Jiu have any opinion, huh?"

The loser who hugged and licked Mai Xuanfeng showed an exaggerated facial expression of "sorrowful and indignant", perfunctorily selling misery.

"I have to say, you are really naive."

The suddenly mature and steady Uncle Button glanced at Tony with disgust, "Are you a three-year-old kid? It's worse than this" written all over his face.

"Don't forget that you just secretly threw several peppers under the table in order to win Tony, Agent Button."

Natasha, who was chatting softly with Dr. Banner, had a smile on her lips, and she mercilessly exposed the bad behavior of her colleagues.

Clint: "........."

Clint hugged Mai Xuanfeng and dared not speak.

Weak, helpless, but edible.

On the other side, the father and daughter of the Stark family were happily sharing desserts, surrounded by Steve and a circle of young people.

Ever since Peter was so hot that he cried on the spot, he has been a little unhappy. Even the little curly hair on his head is a little disgusted, as if he was wet by rain.

Pietro stuffed his mouth with the large pizza he had just run to buy, still watching Joey with interest.

As for Jason?

He chose to stand wisely in the "Pepper Fight", which successfully made Tony's old father soften his attitude towards him.At this time, he was sitting on Joey's right hand, grabbing pizza from Quicksilver's hand and stuffing it to the little girl who was eating hard, and she received her soft admiring gaze.

"Snapped--"

Pietro clapped his palms suddenly, stood up and wiped the crumbs off his hands.

"I've decided—Little Joey and I will go back to West Chester!!"

"?!!" The old father stared at him with wide eyes, "Boy, do you know what you're talking about?"

Dare to abduct my daughter in front of me, want to taste the iron fist of Mark Armor? ! !

The big red bird was also shocked, so shocked that he even stopped handing Joey food, and stared dumbfounded at Stark confronting the young man wearing goggles.

The little girl ate the donut in her hand but didn't wait for the next one, sucking her finger and poking him dissatisfied.

"You see, Joey and I have exactly the same taste in food. We can eat delicious food together in the future. I am fast and can take her to find delicious food all over the world."

"Didn't Wanda say that there is something wrong with Joy's ability growth recently? The professor can help her take a look."

Pietro smoothed the wrinkles on the bright silver jacket, twirled happily, and approached the little girl with his face in his hands, showing his big white teeth.

"Go away, you're blocking Jason from getting food."

Joey, whose cheeks were bulging with yellow peach egg tarts, stretched out his palm, and with a little force from his tender little hand, the 170-pound, six-foot-tall gypsy youth was stuck to the wall.

Pietro: "?!!"

Wanda: "...?"

The Avengers & Jason: "...Pfft..."

Tony: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Pietro, half of his body sunk into the wall by this slap, struggled to pull himself out of the cement. Powdery wall ash fell from his silver hair, and even the goggles All covered with dust.

His embarrassment made Tony's old father laugh undisguisedly, and even the members of the Avengers behind him except Joey couldn't help laughing.

Quicksilver: QAQ

After laughing heartily at the poor mutant youth, Mr. Mustache wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, cleared his throat and said, "I decided to let little Joey go to the academy."

He crossed his arms, looked at Pietro with a happy face, and slowly added——

"Be with me."