Chunichi disease

Cheng Huan, as a straight man, can understand that being a straight man sometimes looks gayer than a gay-to be honest.

So he can understand the psychology of the continuous laughter of everyone present - isn't this just a joke.

But the problem is that the person who makes this kind of "joke" is really fucking gay!

Did you say that you won't be attracted by real gays? !

I rub it? !Won't……

Cheng Huan wiped away the saliva that seemed to be absent from his face, and looked at Chu Ye with a look of disbelief—this man actually sat down firmly, without farting anything else, as if he just kissed Chu Ye Oh, it's not that he took a bite of himself like a ghost!

"Retract the chin, and it will fall into the pot later. I haven't tasted the taste of shabu-shabu chin, and I will show you the fresh one later!"

Cheng Huan manually pushed his chin back.

No no no, I thought too much.Cheng Huan picked a root vegetable leaf from the pot and stuffed it directly into his mouth, almost scalding his tongue.

"Fuck!" Cheng Huan was in pain, and hurriedly asked Chu Ye to get water, but Chu Ye was a bit slow in reacting, and before he could sing aloud what he was going to do, Cheng Huan snatched the wine glass in front of him.

Fuck, that's fucking white!

So many of these people gave up in one bite? !

Cheng Huan almost died.

It's not that he can't drink for nothing, it's just that it came so suddenly that he wasn't prepared at all.

Fuck, my throat is on fire!

Cheng Huan was choked hard, turned around and started coughing.Chu Ye was still in the mood to tease him: "You are so delicate, are you a little girl?"

"Fuck you." Cheng Huan stared back with fierce eyes, from throat to esophagus to stomach, everything started to burn and hurt little by little.In the past when he was graduating from elementary school, he had a class reunion and went out and drank a lot in one breath. From then on, his stomach could not touch alcohol.After drinking this cup, Cheng Huan reckoned that he had been contemplating suicide for so long and hadn't succeeded.

Cheng Huan sat back, pretending to be calm and nothing happened, secretly pleased in his heart, and picked up vegetables to eat there.Those people are still making trouble with them. He probably doesn't think much of it, and he is also cowardly, so he doesn't have any dealings at all.

Chen Yu, Zhao Guang, and their respective daughters-in-law were greasy. They yelled "husband" and "baby" one at a time, which made people feel tired. They yelled and fed each other beef. They ate something as rough as hot pot When the pink bubbles came out, Chu Ye felt that the couples at the other tables were probably inseparable.

Tired is really boring, Cheng Huan is really useless, not cooperative at all!

Why does this person look like a little daughter-in-law who has been bullied|humiliated!The kiss is on the face, not on the mouth; it's just a kiss, and nothing else!

He turned his head again and realized that something was wrong with Cheng Huan.

His face was so pale that it was almost blue, and he was about to break out in cold sweat. His body was already curled up into a shrimp, and it was not obvious that he was wearing thick clothes.Chu Ye pressed his hand again, it was cold.

Cheng Huan was in so much pain that he couldn't hold his chopsticks steadily and didn't hum.He just wanted to wait to die, and when he fainted later, maybe it was because it was too late, and he missed the best time for rescue, and then he died and went to get the boxed lunch.

When Chu Ye touched his hand, he retracted a little reflexively.

Chu Ye didn't care about this, he was already frightened by Cheng Huan's ghostly appearance.This person is so squeamish like a woman!A glass of white wine can be downed, the emperor really wants to kill Xiao Chengzi without poisoning the wine!Chu Ye suddenly stopped participating in the chat, and everyone's eyes followed him.Chu Ye explained a few words casually, pulled Cheng Huan to stand up and was about to leave.

"Hiss..." Cheng Huan squatted on the ground with one leg, his stomach hurt and his leg hurt, "I can't stand up."

This man is almost speechless!

Chu Ye was so anxious that he called for help, picked him up and left, forgetting his crutches.

Chu Ye couldn't take a taxi empty-handed, and he couldn't stop the car just by shouting. He managed to stop the car with great difficulty, but after running with a heavy load, he couldn't run with a light weight, so he was robbed of several cars!He almost fainted directly.

Damn, isn't there a few people who have cars!Fat Five drove here just now!Why didn't I think of asking them to borrow it!

Chu Ye was also dizzy, and completely forgot about this, after walking so far, he didn't have time to go back.

"Fuck, don't fucking sleep, you kid. I'm not responsible for throwing away the corpse after you fall asleep and die. It doesn't matter to me if you tell the police uncle in your dream that you died of your own illness!"

Cheng Huan was a little dizzy from the jolt, and hummed lightly: "No time."

Hearing that he could still talk, Chu Ye breathed a sigh of relief. Anyway, those novels and TV dramas are all acted like this. If you fall asleep, you will die. You need to chat with the wounded more often to keep your mind clear, otherwise you will not be able to wake up!

"Wouldn't it be nice to die?" Cheng Huan was feeling a little out of breath, his chest was pressed tightly, and his stomach hurt, but he still gave up on himself and joked, "I don't have to worry about what to have for breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Stupid." Chu Ye didn't know what to scold him, he ran out of oxygen and couldn't turn his head.He had never heard anyone say "It's better to die", so he could only call him an idiot.

"Hey, do you have a crush on me, boy? You kissed me just now..." Cheng Huan suddenly changed the subject, "If you want to have a crush on me, just say so, so that I can quickly reject you, lest you hang yourself on a tree. "

"...Stupid." Chu Ye really didn't think about it.

"Is the essence of a human being really a repeater?" Cheng Huan was still laughing, smiling softly, breathing out a little, which made Chuye's ears itch.

"This is not the way back to my house, you are going the wrong way." Cheng Huan still maintained a certain sense of judgment in a daze, recognizing that this direction was getting farther and farther away from his home.

"Don't go back, go to the hospital." Chu Ye finally changed his words.He judged that this sister Cheng was about to die, and she would definitely not be able to go back, she must go to the hospital.

"Fuck," Cheng Huan laughed angrily, "I said just let me stay here to die, you can either take me back or leave me behind, are you annoying, mind your own business?"

He had an ugly smile, and he was already getting irritable. He didn't understand why every time he wanted to die, someone would stop him, why should he take care of everyone when it was his own fate!It's none of your business!

what? !

Chu Ye ignored him.

"I'll fucking say it again, let me down!"

"Fuck|Your mother!" Chu Ye basically wanted to throw him off, but in the end he kept a little bit of reason, knowing that he was a wounded person, so he didn't act so hard.

Cheng Huan squatted at the foot of the wall and shrunk into a shrimp. The tall man of about 1.9 meters looked like there was only a little bit left, and most of it was supported by his clothes and the plaster on his legs.He exerted strength on one leg, but couldn't stabilize at all, and fell down.

Chu Ye was so angry that he didn't know what this idiot was doing. He kicked a stone and kept spinning around in place. Then he turned around and pointed at Cheng Huan, with a look of resentment. But he couldn't speak a word.

"...Fuck|Your mother." He simply turned around and went to the side of the road to stop the car. This idiot loves to walk, and he has a stomach problem in one leg, so he doesn't believe that Cheng Huan can go anywhere else.I stood there waiting for three or four minutes before I saw a taxi and stopped him with a gesture. The driver rolled down the window and saw his fierce face: "Wait here!"

Chu Ye turned around to tie up Cheng Huan. The honest driver was too frightened to move. Various plots of police and gangster movies flashed through his mind, and then he began to observe Chu Yedang's figure and appearance. It really happened. It is convenient to record statements.

Without further ado, Chu Ye knocked Cheng Huan unconscious, carried him away, and stuck him in the car.The driver peed in fright, this is a fucking kidnapping!

"Go, go to the hospital."

The face of Chu Ye seen in the rearview mirror was so dark that the driver didn't dare to fart, so he let off the brake and galloped forward.

Chu Ye gave Cheng Huan an emergency call, and the doctor and nurse pushed him in.He sat there waiting for a long time, and he didn't know when he fell asleep.It was already past ten o'clock in the evening when the schedule slowed down.

He went to sit in the ward with water hanging slowly.The doctor said he was suffering from acute gastric ulcer, eating habits, mental state... a mess of causes.

It's because he's in a bad state of mind, Chu Ye sneered, it's really...

Cheng Huan couldn't wake up for a while, Chu Ye simply continued to sleep because he didn't get enough sleep just now, and fell asleep after leaning on the back of the chair.

When he woke up again, Cheng Huan was sitting on the bed drinking porridge, his face was expressionless, his eyes were dull, it was already morning.Chu Ye actually just sat on the chair and slept all night without being tilted at all.He moved his muscles and bones, and his whole body ached.

Seeing that he woke up, Cheng Huan put Wan back on the table.He didn't eat much.

"I'll show you something."

The author has something to say:

I haven’t been hospitalized yet due to such messy problems as fractures and gastric ulcers. 【Physical fitness is worse than my grandma, but I’m still hovering between being hospitalized and alive and kicking when I’m dying】, so all of them are carefully guided by Du Niang. Please point out if there are any inaccuracies~

By the way, why do I have two chapters in the east and two chapters in the west...

After a while, I looked at the lock, and then someone looked at the lock...

JJ is crazy again? ? ?

[Epoxy made a bunch of discarded glass balls, and the author said so about the spicy chicken that was played]