Accidentally fell in love with vinegar jar

It wasn't Lu Baining's voice, but Zhou Jing picked it up, saying that Boss Lu is still busy, and he will call you back when he finishes his work in a while.

Tang Yu had no choice but to hang up the phone silently.

Xu Jinghang bought two cups of milk tea and handed one to Tang Yu: "Why do you look so pitiful?"

"Thank you." Tang Yu sucked a mouthful of pearls, her cheeks puffed up while chewing, and said vaguely: "Lu Baining is busy, I didn't say anything, I was in a panic."

Xu Jinghang was picking out Oden cooking, and stuffed a bowl for him: "Okay, if you don't have the comfort of your man, then use food to fill your empty heart and eat more."

Hearing this, Tang Yu thought it made sense, and asked the owner of the convenience store downstairs to order two roast sausages, one for each of Xu Jinghang, and added a portion of mixed noodles, and both of them were full.

Back in the dormitory, Li Ge and Zhen Zhen were already lying on the bed. Zhen Zhen was still chatting on the phone, but the person on the other end of the phone changed, and became a new acquaintance who just played the game. He just said "little brother" ".

Tang Yu whispered to Xu Jinghang's ear: "You are right, I can already feel it."

Xu Jinghang: "????"

Tang Yu: "It's the same as talking and holding that."

He didn't listen to the corner yesterday for nothing, Zhen Zhen's tone of phone call was like that, goosebumps fell all over the place.

Xu Jinghang's eyes widened, and it took a long time before he said: "I didn't see it, your guy looks quite serious, don't all men look the same in bed?"

Tang Yu was startled, her eyes were bigger than Xu Jinghang's, and her face was flushed red: "Please don't think about it, really! Lu Baining and I are still innocent!!!"

Xu Jinghang: "?????"

Tang Yu: "Really not..."

After Zhen Zhen finished the phone call with this little brother, he started another round of calling my dear.

Xu Jinghang just slowly recalled it, he didn't want to gossip about these things, but he still couldn't help it. When we didn't talk about it before, the two of us lay on the same bed and talked about it. Now that we're in love, we're all sticky like this. The battle situation next door So intense, so indifferent? ! ! !

Can't you?

When Tang Yu came back from the shower, she could not hide the thirst for knowledge on Xu Jinghang's face. He had just gone to bed.

I saw Xu Jinghang standing under the bed and asked, "Can I go up?"

Tang Yu looked at Xu Jinghang who had finished washing, pretended to think for a few seconds, and said, "Okay."

Xu Jinghang quickly climbed up.

Zhen Zhen glanced at them, covered the phone, and said to the two of them, "I'll go, you two are so like two little girls who played well in kindergarten."

Xu Jinghang: "Call your phone, and don't disturb our two little girls' small talk."

Tang Yu laughed out loud: "Little girl, may I ask what you want to say?"

Xu Jinghang: "I'm just curious, what's going on? During the period when you two were passionately in love, you were forced to listen to the corner three or four times, and you were indifferent?"

Tang Yu: "Yes."

Xu Jinghang gave a thumbs up: "You two are absolutely perfect! It's really pure love! The most incredible thing of the year!"

Tang Yu: "..." Not at all.

Xu Jinghang: "A couple reunited after a small farewell. They were married and loved each other. They slept together on the same bed with a quilt. Is this a lack of human nature or a moral fall? Let us interview the parties involved."

Tang Yu was amused, patted him, and said with a smile: "You are enough."

Wechat rang, it was a video call, Tang Yu was still smiling, she knew who was calling without even thinking about it, she clicked on it immediately, after connecting, Tang Yu plugged in the bluetooth headset, Lu Baining on the other end of the phone was still in the office, loosening the phone with one hand. Tie, it can be seen that I just finished my work.

Zai Zai works too hard!Tang Yu's heart aches!

Before Tang Yu opened his mouth, Xu Jinghang hurriedly stopped making trouble, and resolutely withdrew so as not to delay the young couple getting tired, "Then today's visit is over, I'm going back."

"Okay." Tang Yu didn't take her eyes off the screen.

The bed creaked. Lu Baining had been looking at his children just now, but he didn't notice that there was another one beside him. He only saw it when he moved.

Tang Yu said, "Wait for me, I'll go out."

Then, with the phone in hand, he climbed out of bed, all in one go.

Xu Jinghang sighed on the opposite bed, what makes a person who is extremely clumsy in getting on and off the bed so sensitive?Oh ~ is the power of love!

Tang Yu walked to the end of the corridor, stood by the window, looked at Lu Baining: "Are you busy?"

Lu Baining: "Well, I just got busy, how is it?"

Tang Yu held back her words for a whole day and wanted to tell Lu Baining, "You don't even know that I was fined on the first day of military training. Your baby needs your comfort to get well!"

Seeing that Tang Yu was in good spirits, his eyes were still smiling, Lu Baining asked, "Why was he punished?"

Tang Yu leaned on the window sill: "Because Jing Hang and Zhen Zhen are nympho instructors...don't think too much, I was implicated! I am not an nympho! Although the instructor is really handsome in military uniform! But I am a man of my own !"

Lu Baining saw Tang Yu's decisive tone and righteous words, a little smile came out of his eyes, and he said amusedly: "I didn't think much about it."

Tang Yu also smiled: "Okay, okay, I think too much, it's because I think too much."

The two chatted for a while, and it was almost time to turn off the lights. After Tangtang and Lu Baining said good night, they said reluctantly, "Then I'm going back to the dormitory?"

Lu Baining said yes, then paused and said suddenly: "Don't let anyone else sleep in your bed from now on."

Tang Yu didn't react for a while: "????"

Lu Baining coughed uncomfortably: "Okay, let's go back quickly."

It was only after Tang Yu hung up the video that he realized what Lu Baining said.

The video lasted for 10 minutes, and I didn't mention it until the end was almost over. It was really suffocating.

Tang Yu sent a voice message to Lu Baining: Don't dare next time, only Mr. Lu can sleep on my bed, no one else is allowed.

Lu Baining heard Tang Yu's teasing, and replied: Rest early.

After Tang Yu returned to the dormitory, Zhen Zhen also hung up the phone, lying on the edge of the bed with a smirk: "If you have anything to say, you can't say it in the dormitory, you have to go out and say it."

Tang Yu climbed onto the bed: "The small talk between lovers, of course, should be said quietly."

Zhen Zhen sat up suddenly and said, "Sisters, the first round of symposium in the dormitory is starting."

There was only a thin line between Li Ge falling asleep and waking up. When he heard this, he woke up with a confused face: "Who is your sister? Are there any girls in our dormitory?"

Tang Yu: "Exactly, who is your sister?"

Xu Jinghang didn't ask, but sat up: "What forum? A forum for handsome guys?"

Zhen Zhen smiled wildly, and winked at Xu Jinghang: "Of course, it would be boring not to talk about men."

Li Ge: "...sleep, you two talk."

The whole dormitory is full of gays, and he, a straight man, can't participate.

Tang Yu had never lived in school, and was actually curious about what they were going to talk about in this meeting, but she still pretended to say, "I'm a married man, so I won't participate."

Zhen Zhen immediately gave him a blank look: "If you are a sister, don't be out of the group. You are the only one in our dormitory who has a partner. You must participate."

Tang Yu: ...how could he become sisters?

Zhen Zhen's first exchange question was quite explosive: "Tell me, when was the first time you two? Is the other party good? Are you happy?"

Xu Jinghang, who had never been in a relationship before, fell silent.

Tang Yu, who just fell in love innocently, was also silent.

Seeing that the two of them didn't speak, Zhen Zhen thought they were thin-skinned, so he made a point of his own: "I'll come first, the first time I was in the third year of high school, I met a little brother at that time, the voice is super nice, and the game is also good , After chatting for a month, I went to find him."

Seeing him stop suddenly, Xu Jinghang asked, "And then?"

Tang Yu also looked at him curiously.

Zhen Zhen: "The house opened near where he works. He looks handsome and has a nice voice. At that time, I had a good impression of him, so I did it, but the technology was too bad, so it was fast. After that, I didn't talk to him. Contacted, blocked."

This is really a tearful story.

Zhen Zhen urged: "I'm done talking, you two hurry up."

Xu Jinghang: "I have been soloing since my mother's womb, let alone doing it, I still have my first kiss."

It's really a sad story.

Zhen Zhen comforted him: "It doesn't matter if you don't do it, you can still have fantasies. It really hurts if you have a poor experience, which made me lose my mind for a while."

Xu Jinghang: ... I was comforted, thank you.

Zhen Zhen was curious about Tang Yu, and wanted to know in a different way: "Where is Tang Yu, tell me."

Xu Jinghang laughed, Tang Yu might disappoint him too.

Tang Yu: "I didn't either..."

Zhen Zhen:? ? ? ? ?

After a long time, Zhen Zhen couldn't hold back, and asked, "Really?"

Tang Yu: "What did I lie to you for?"

What a miscalculation.

Tang Yu: "Let's take the route of pure love, step by step, first holding hands, hugging and kissing."

Zhen Zhen finally said: "Awesome!"

Xu Jinghang asked: "Then will this meeting continue?"

Tang Yu also looked at Zhen Zhen, "Continue?"

Zhen Zhen doesn't want to continue anymore, the roommates are too pure, not as good as the dormitory where he lives in high school, it's a brood of chickens.

"Look at you, what do you want to know, as a senior, I can give you science." Anyway, I couldn't sleep.

Tang Yu also sat up, with a face full of curiosity: "Then do you have anything else besides that one time?"

Zhen Zhen had a half-smile: "Yes, a sister in the dormitory introduced me to his cousin at the end. He has a good figure, but he looks average."

Xu Jinghang asked: "How is the experience?"

Tang Yu answered, "Are you feeling good?"

Zhen Zhen looked at these two giant curious babies, and said speechlessly: "Of course, it's a winter vacation."

That is not bad.

Zhen Zhen said again: "It's just that he looks too ordinary. I can't look at his face. Every time I turn my back to him. Later, I also talked about handsome, embroidered pillows. They are handsome these days It’s so hard to find a good life.”

It's too awful.

Xu Jinghang: "It's okay, don't be sad, I see that the school catches a lot of handsome guys, and there are many handsome guys in our department alone. Didn't you pick one up today?"

Zhen Zhen: "They are all empty-handed. The skinny ones like this are not good. Our instructors are fine, and the physical strength of soldiers is fine."

Tang Yu quickly lay back down: "Please don't drag me down when you are teasing me!"

Xu Jinghang gave Zhen Zhen a thumbs up: "You are really strong!"

Zhen Zhen: "Actually, I like Zhou Zhou quite a bit. His figure is not empty at first glance."

Xu Jinghang, who was lying back under the covers, paused for a moment.

Hearing this, Tang Yu got up from the bed: "He can't!"