Live broadcast against daily life

Everyone couldn't help but stare wide-eyed, and saw a young man in a tuxedo, bow tie, top hat, and shiny leather shoes standing on the huge stage where the spotlights were lit.The young man held his cane, slightly hooked one corner of his mouth, with a slightly haughty expression, his eyes casually passed over the crowd, but he didn't know where the end point was, as if everyone in the audience couldn't arouse his interest at all.

The girls below seemed to have been slapped hard by that gaze, and couldn't help blushing and screaming, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, brother Muyu!"

"Brother Wooden Fish, I love you!!!"

It was mixed with boys' whistles and loud cheers.

What's wrong with being single? Standing on the side and watching the stage, seeing Mu Yu dressed up like this, he was both surprised and happy at the moment.He is about the same age as Muyu, 22 and [-] years old, with a thin body. He wears a T-shirt with Hatsune Miku printed on it. It can be seen that he is also a handsome guy after picking it up. It's just that he is staring at the stage right now, completely oblivious Liao was still scratching his hair just now, trying to behave better in front of Xie Ying.

"Brother Muyu is going to perform magic tricks?" He looked at Xie Ying, but the situation on the field was clear at a glance, and he affirmed his guess without Xie Ying responding, "Could it be that he can do magic tricks? This is too versatile, right? .”

Xie Ying listened to the screams in his ears, noticed his unbelievable expression, and smiled, "This is just the beginning."

The young man stood upright like a javelin, like a proud nobleman, took a few steps on the stage, fighting with his back to the audience.After a few seconds, he suddenly turned around, took off his top hat, motioned forward, turned over and shook again, but there was nothing.

The cane in his hand waved lightly a few times in the air, and tapped twice on the inverted top hat.

Everyone unconsciously leaned forward, staring intently at the top hat.

The top hat was silent for a few seconds, and there was no movement.The young man stared in surprise, and the arrogant posture just now was immediately defeated.He put his face into the top hat and looked at it, turned the top hat over and shook it again, but still found nothing.

The young man spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, and there was a roar of laughter from below.

Wanting to buy a pair of Aunt Red is also on the scene. She is a 27-year-old working woman. She is dressed in beige and fits very well. She is dignified and reveals a little sexy of Yujie.

She is currently watching the live broadcast room.This fan meeting was also broadcast live in Muyu's live broadcast room. The experience of one watching the live broadcast and the other doing the live broadcast is really completely different.At the moment, she is paying attention to the flow of people, and at the same time, she is ready to fork out the trolls at any time.

On the screen of the live broadcast room, the depressed expression of the young man completely subverted the high-cold affectation just now, which attracted everyone to open up the mocking mode.

[Premium Package]: Brother Muyu meets Waterloo!Sad~/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

[Sister Taozi]: What the hell is the magic show at the meeting, I also believed in your evil [laughing and crying]

[Unshaven]: Brother Muyu OS: Where are my props, did the staff eat them? !What should I do now that I'm swollen? I can't help but laugh around like a chicken juice [messy with the wind]

[September [-]]: Pfft, at least the appearance is still there

Aunt Hong was amused, she smiled and looked back at the stage.

The young man was rubbing his chin at this moment, his eyes rolling around, as if he was thinking about why this happened.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he tapped his top hat lightly with his cane again, then bobbed it up and down twice.

The next moment, everyone exclaimed.

A pair of small furry ears slowly protruded from the hat, as if aware of the unfamiliar environment, the small ears trembled vigilantly, and then when everyone couldn't help holding their breath, a furry head popped out, With two little paws on the inner edge of the hat, he opened his water-blue round eyes curiously, staring at the crowd below the stage.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's a kitten! It's so cute!" The girls who were touched by the hearts of the girls couldn't help screaming, and pink love hearts flashed in their eyes.

"Small ears, fluffy little paws, I want to masturbate!" Even a domineering girl with eye poop in your eyes can't resist the cat's cuteness, and is completely captured by the little guy.

The young man blinked, and gently lifted the kitten out with his palms. Just as he was about to put on the hat, he paused suddenly and opened his eyes wide.

He knelt sideways on one knee, and put the top hat facing the audience, at a slightly inclined angle, making it hard to see what was inside the top hat.

At this time, the scene that made the audience stand up and scream and exclaim happened.

The top hat moved, and another kitten poked its head out slowly. Seeing that there was no threat, it tried to move its not-so-sharp claws, clasped the brim of the hat, and slowly crawled out.

The young man quickly took it into his arms.

The applause was like thunder, and there were bursts of applause.

But the performance wasn't over yet, and as everyone expected, one by one, one after another, kittens slowly crawled out.

Soon there were five or six kittens crawling around on the stage like little snails, rolling over from time to time, and soon came together to romp.

Eight kittens crawled out of the top hat, which obviously had only a small space! ! !

One meow is so cute, let alone eight!It's almost time to rule the world!

The whole body is covered with fur of various colors, the soft and warm body, the sometimes raised kitten paws and the pink meat pads, the pair of clear and bright eyes that seem to contain the universe but are pure and clean, and the clumsy and delicate nature exudes naturally Adorable, plus that soft little milk cavity...

If it wasn't for knowing that this is the performance site, and holding back the girls, even the men present would have rushed up and hugged them in their arms!

The young man stood up and showed everyone the top hat. The bottom was intact, and he couldn't imagine how these smart little creatures suddenly ran out.

"o(≧v≦)o~~ Awesome!!!"

"Brother Muyu is amazing!!! Come on!!! I love you!!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

The screams at the scene almost toppled the roof, causing people passing by outside the restaurant to stop and watch.

Amidst the cheers, the young man put on his top hat, bowed slightly to salute, and he looked like an elegant nobleman again.

The lights slowly went out again with the warm applause, and the curtain was drawn.

What happened to being single couldn't help rubbing his hands excitedly, watching the staff immediately ran up to the stage to take the kittens off the stage and send them back to their nests, a young man's heart was about to move, but he still managed to put on a serious expression in front of Xie Ying Unaware of his attitude, his tone has already revealed his emotions: "Damn, it's too powerful! It's too awesome!"

Other magicians turn into rabbits and pigeons, but Brother Muyu is better off, and he goes straight to cat cubs.Who doesn't know that the cats have invaded the earth in an all-round way, how many shit-shoveling officers have dedicated themselves to death for their own cat masters, just wanting to touch their bellies, and sign various unequal treaties with shameless faces to thank the Lord Ron? !Think about those cloud cats!Watching other people shoveling shit on Weibo makes me envious and jealous!

Don’t you see that foreign marriage proposals are no longer sending flowers, banknotes, or meat kebabs, but a litter of kittens!

And the little girls who were sent up to two or three years old, and the old ladies down to seventy or eighty, either exclaimed or laughed happily, and they were all moved to tears!

This opening is simply too romantic, too scheming!

What's wrong with being single? My heart trembled slightly, and I muttered brokenly: "It seems that my blue star was colonized by the cat star | The general trend of colonization is irreversible..."