The great god who has been absent for three years has been renewed

Lin Tu didn't tell Shan Youmu Xi about this, so he didn't intend to tell Shan Youmu Xi...

Judging from the Weibo posted by the male god, the culinary skills of the male god are really unflattering. As a true fan of Shan Youmu Xi,

He didn't even notice~...

I hate it, I hate it!

Think about it, after the male god learns from his brother Chen, there will definitely be many problems. Come to ask Brother Chen, maybe you can see the failed products made by the male god~

The male god is embarrassed or something...

Couldn't be more excited!

Lin Tu, who was gloating at other people's misfortune, abandoned his admiration for male gods at this moment, and only wanted to see the excitement of seeing his idol fall from the altar!

On the second day, Lin Chen started to make a new video, and said softly to the camera: "It's been a long time, everyone. My brother woke up recently. Thank you for your support all the way, thank you for your blessings..."

Lin Chen also asked Lin Tu to say a few words of thanks in the video, neither of them showed their faces, only their voices.

The dish Lin Chen prepared today was noodles with fried sauce, which was a piece of cake for him. When the finished product was ready, Lin Tu rushed to it. It was so delicious that he couldn't stop drooling...

After the video was finished, Lin Chen edited and edited it a bit and posted it. Many people in the comment area said:

The return of missing persons is hot! ! !

Who is this guy, and why is he on my grandma's watchlist?

Welcome to the Return of Missing Persons series~

It's enough to see how long Lin Chen hasn't posted a video...

After watching the video, many people congratulated Lord Up's younger brother for waking up, and sprinkled flowers... Lin Chen replied to them seriously, thank you.

Not long after the dust settled and the video was posted, Qin Xi noticed, isn't this his rabbit...

Although only his voice was revealed, he was so sensitive to Lin Tu's voice that he could tell when Lin Tu just said "thank you".

So this dust settled is his brother Tutu?

When Qin Xi watched it, it was about half an hour after the dust settled and the video was posted, and the bullet screens gradually increased. As soon as Lin Tu made a sound, the bullet screens floated over: "Brother Contractor is such a cute blue boy~"

After watching the video in just a few minutes, Qin Xi knocked on the desktop. He remembered that when he participated in the membership assessment, he saw a barrage where he could report bad things. After flipping through many pages on the computer, he finally found the "Contractor" Little brother is such a cute blue boy paper~", and then clicked report.

The content of this barrage is not good!

Tutu must know that he is the one who is looking for his brother to be his apprentice. He directly used the vest of Shanyoumuxi, and there was a hint on Weibo, so why didn't Tutu tell him?

Then he will be the first to win!

Lin Tu set Shanyoumuxi's Weibo to special attention, just as Qin Xi posted on Weibo, Lin Tu jumped out there.

The male god put his account on station b on Weibo, well, in fact, he followed the male god yesterday, and he was the first one to follow hahahaha, these people are not as fast as him!

【Mountains have trees】: Bunny

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: Here, what's the matter with the male god?

[Mountains have trees]: Do you know station b?

[Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests]: The famous large gay dating site B, I know~

[Mountains have trees]: ...

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: Male god, you are very popular at station b

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: link, male god, your panting video~

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: Male God, do you know that your panting video is a collection of more than 20 radio dramas of yours, this up master is amazing!

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: Concentrated essence version!

[Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests]: I’ve heard so many cuts, but he’s the best~ the most touching~~~

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: I knelt down when I heard it. The up master is really talented~ Many people say that you can't make a god after listening to Shi Geng! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Rabbits don’t eat grass by the side of their nests]: Hey, hey, male god, why didn’t you reply to me?

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: QAQ

As soon as she clicked on the video link sent by Lin Tu, Qin Xi was startled by her panting, what the hell is this...

Qin Xi's face was slightly red from embarrassment to anger, what did Lin Tu look at all day long!

He has never recorded such "color". For "love", every time he chooses a radio drama, he chooses Qingshuiwen, where is the panting...

And what are those barrages:

"The phantom limb has changed",

"

Hey, why did I turn yellow",

"Is this still the Shan You Mu Xi I know, very yellow and very violent"

"It's over, I'm not innocent, the font represents my thoughts..."

All bullet screens are all yellow...

Bunny is really...

Qin Xi felt that she needed to be calm and calm in order to control her desire to hit the rabbit!

[Mountains have trees]: Then are you more rocky?

Facing molestation, we should shamelessly molested back.

[Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests]: This question is very in-depth, let's talk about it another day, male god

Lin Tu wanted to slap himself and let you molested the male god, so he was beaten!

【Mountains have trees】: counsel

[Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests]: My brother called me home for dinner~ The male god is ashamed~ Let’s chat~

[Mountains have trees]: Heh

Lin Tu, who wanted to cry without tears, always felt that the male god would blackmail him...

QAQ

If I had known earlier, I would not have posted that video, careless!

I didn't consider the thoughts of the person concerned, but let the male god listen to his panting...help the male god open the door to a new world~ Just think about the red scarf on the chest and it will be even more colorful_(:з」∠)_

"Brother Chen~ Did your apprentice ask you anything?" Lin Tu Congshanyoumuxi lost face, and wanted to see the embarrassment of the male god.

Lin Chen rubbed Lin Tu's head, and handed him his mobile phone: "This man cuts potato shreds...not bad..."

It's really good, the length and thickness are almost the same, and they are neatly stacked on the cutting board.

"But he should cut it piece by piece..." Lin Chen himself laughed, as his apprentice was really serious.

He still remembers what 【山有木兵】 said to him: I want to cook for the person I like, and cook for him for a lifetime. Lin Chen took the mobile phone handed over by Lin Tu: "Learn to cook for the person I like. Dish, this guy is nice."

"I don't know when our Tutu will meet someone who is willing to wash your hands and make soup for you... You don't have to be able to cook, the most important thing is to treat people sincerely." Lin Chen said earnestly.

"Then Brother Chen still doesn't have a girlfriend..." Lin Tu stuck out his tongue, his Brother Chen is still single...

"Brother Chen, your apprentice, you have to teach him well!" Lin Tu rubbed Lin Chen's hand with a cute face.

"Does Tutu know him?" Lin Chen wondered.

"Yeah, friend." Lin Tu nodded, picked up an apple from the coffee table and started gnawing on it.

"Brother Chen, did you meet any interesting people at station b?" Lin Tu was a little curious. Brother Chen should have encountered many interesting things at station b, because station b has everyone.

"Really." Lin Chen shook his head, that guy is really a weirdo.

Lin Tu sat down obediently, listening to Lin Chen while eating an apple.

"There was a person who sent me a private message before asking me to go to their house to be a chef..." Lin Chen paused, and continued: "I ignored him at first, but he kept sending me messages... put his photo and address in Give it to me, and say welcome to his house, with a monthly salary of [-]..."

"Coincidentally, this person is also in City X. Once I went to that place on business, and I actually ran into the person in the photo..." Lin Chen raised his hands and pushed down his glasses, and continued to speak in a soft voice. .

"That person raised a very big husky, and was dragged away by the husky..." As if recalling the scene at that time, Lin Chen had a smile on his face.

"What happened next?" Lin Tu asked the good boy.

"Later, I replied to him online and added Koukou as a friend. When I just added him as a friend, that person transferred 2 yuan to me, saying that I would be his chef... He said that Koukou can only transfer 2 yuan at most. Wan, I quickly transferred him back and rejected him, he persistently transferred money to me every day..." Lin Chen looked helpless, shook his head, and continued: "I think he is annoying to delete him It's..."

"Hahahahaha... Brother Chen, you 6666666..." Lin Tu couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and looked at Lin Chen with bright eyes: "Is there any follow-up?"

Lin Chen looked troubled, looked at his younger brother's expectant eyes, and said the follow-up: "That person said at station b that I cheated on his feelings, that he was pregnant with my child, and that he and I were about to get married. The boss's daughter fell in love with it, and flew up to a branch overnight to become a phoenix, and abandoned him, a poor wife and a baby who was waiting to be fed..."

"Every time I post a video, he makes up a story below... There are all kinds of things. The story he made up in the latest video is that he was originally a banlangen in the mountain, and I took him from the mountain. I took him away and kept him at home. One day he turned into a human form. I was greedy for his beauty and the tyrant forced him to rape him. I got tired of playing with him and abandoned him..." Lin Chen had a headache and hadn't posted a video for a long time. Almost forgot the existence of that enemy.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha..." Lin Tu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, his joy gave way to sadness, and he had cramps. Lin Chen felt helpless and gently rubbed his stomach.

It took a while for Lin Tu to recover. After recovering, he went to find the person Lin Chen mentioned on his mobile phone. He was still on the popular comment, the third.

That person's vest is the local tyrant who was abandoned by this scumbag, and his comments below are also very lively:

233333 see the story of the local tyrant and the up owner~

The local tyrants are starting to perform again~

The local tyrants are here, up master, run away~

Master up, bring your local tyrant home~

Lin Tu quietly gave this local tyrant a thumbs-up. This story is better than him!

His essays are at least HE. This local tyrant with a unique style of painting always makes up BE jokes that his brother Chen is a scumbag and the local tyrant himself is abandoned. He is also a talent!

Sure enough, station b is a talent (wonderful) base camp!