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Chapter 22 The Midnight Kitchen
At night, none of the three of Jiang Zuimo slept, and Jiang Zuimo didn't even return to his room. The three turned off the lights and sat in the room.
Sure enough, when the third watch rang, I heard someone cursing in the corridor: "Who the hell is taking a bath in the middle of the night? Wash it up and put it on your mother's grave!"
"Don't say it...don't say it, there is no one next door..."
"Then... where did the sound of taking a shower come from?"
"Shhh - stop talking, it's so late, let's go back to sleep. He can wash up as he likes, anyway, we'll be checking out tomorrow..."
"You...you're right, if this psychopath loves to take a bath, just take a bath, and sooner or later he will be drowned!"
The voices of the two became smaller and smaller, and disappeared with the sound of closing the door.
"It seems that this inn is really haunted." Jiang Zuimo said in a low voice, "Another voice came out."
Lu Xiaofeng sneered at first: "What ghosts are not ghosts, where are there ghosts in the world?"
After finishing speaking, he remembered again: "Oh right, Daoist Jiang is a believer, and it is correct to think that there are ghosts."
Jiang Zuimo: "..."
No, in fact, she is a socialist successor who was born in the spring breeze and grew up under the red flag. She believes in Marxism, and she should not believe in ghosts and gods even more than Lu Xiaofeng.
but……
She is just afraid, what can I do! QAQ life is hard.
Hua Manlou shook his head disapprovingly: "Lu Xiaofeng, don't scare her."
Just as Lu Xiaofeng was about to tease Hua Manlou and Jiang Zuimo, Hua Manlou said, "Lu Xiaofeng, do you know how Daoist Jiang turned those sinners into father-in-law just now?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "...I don't know."
Hua Manlou said leisurely: "She uses a small, ordinary-looking pill, which is soluble in water. It is colorless and tasteless after being dissolved in water. Drinking it can turn a man into a father-in-law within a stick of incense. .”
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
He subconsciously glanced at his water glass, the water in it looked particularly clear under the moonlight, and it should taste sweet and delicious.
However, after hearing Hua Manlou's words, Lu Xiaofeng swallowed, "That... I was talking nonsense, this medicine..."
Jiang Zuimo laughed out loud, "Don't worry, I didn't play it for you."
Hua Manlou also laughed, and after a while he suddenly said with concentration: "Don't make any noise."
Jiang Zuimo and Lu Xiaofeng subconsciously shut their mouths.
Hua Manlou listened intently for a while, then said, "Let's go to the kitchen."
Lu Xiaofeng trusted Huamanlou's ears quite a bit, and without saying a word, he turned out of the open window and went straight to the kitchen.
Of course, Jiang Zuimo's lightness skills would not be afraid of someone jumping over a window and jumping over a wall, so he quickly followed him out.
Hua Manlou stayed at the end, and after hearing Jiang Zuimo's movements, he couldn't help but said, "What a handsome lightness skill!"
Jiang Zuimo said shyly, "That's right."
The Qinggong of Chunyang Palace is also very famous in Jiansan. There is also a task similar to high jump when getting started. She still remembers how much effort she spent in jumping that Zixia Gate.
After this kind of light work is realized in the world of ordinary people, it will appear even more superb, free and easy.
After hearing Hua Manlou's praise, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but turn around, and was also shown off by Jiang Zuimo's lightness kung fu.
Although he is famous because of his four eyebrows and two fingers, his lightness kung fu is also well-known in the world, at least among the top ten.
But Jiang Zuimo's lightness kung fu seemed to be much better than his.
In all fairness to Lu Xiaofeng, if he were to compare himself with Jiang Zuimo, he might not be able to catch up with Jiang Zuimo.
It is considered that he has performed well.
Lu Xiaofeng gave Jiang Zuimo a thumbs up: "Amazing."
Jiang Zuimo was so proud that he almost exhausted his strength and fell down.
But fortunately, in the end, she managed to keep her composure and landed on the roof smoothly.
Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou then fell down.
Now is not the time to discuss lightness skills, the three of them quietly lifted a tile.
Lu Xiaofeng obviously did this kind of thing like picking the door and peeking at other people's night life. When he lifted the tiles, he was almost silent, and Jiang Zuimo didn't hear any movement when he was so close.
People in the kitchen can't hear it even more.
Jiang Zuimo was originally nearsighted, but after arriving here, his eyesight almost returned to normal, and he could see very clearly.
The person who was active in the kitchen was the cook she had seen during the day.
The cook had a thick mattress in his hand, and inside the mattress were some broken dishes.
It seems that the rumor that the dishes were silently broken after one night in the inn came from here, and the cook actually stole it from himself!
"It doesn't necessarily have to be the cook's problem." Lu Xiaofeng thoughtfully, jumped out of the courtyard, and kicked in from the main entrance.
He had learned from Hua Manlou before that this cook didn't have martial arts, at most he chopped more meat and his hands were stronger.
So when someone kicked the door open, the cook's first reaction was to throw the quilt on the ground, and immediately picked up the kitchen knife to protect himself: "You, you... who are you? Come in the middle of the night, what are you doing in the kitchen? "
Lu Xiaofeng looked at him with a half-smile: "I should ask you this question, right? What are you doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night? It can't be that some guest wants to eat in the middle of the night and ask you to get up and cook?"
The cook took a look at the kitchen knife in his hand, then at Lu Xiaofeng's body, although not thin but by no means muscular, and his confidence returned.
Didn't the strong man who found fault during the day also be cleaned up by them?Now this, drizzle...
The cook became more courageous, took a few steps forward with a grinning grin, and then saw Jiang Zuimo and Hua Manlou following in.
"In the middle of the night, a serious cook wouldn't take a knife and cut bowls in the kitchen." Jiang Zuimo said solemnly, "And they cut it so finely. Do you have any violent tendencies?"
cook:"……"
As a person who can get along in the Meilong Inn, the cook is quite flexible. After seeing that there are so many people on the other side, he must not be able to take advantage of it, so he threw the knife directly: "Brother, sister, let's talk well, talk well .”
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Of course we have to talk well. I want to ask you, why did you come here because you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"
The cook rolled his eyes: "There is a guest who is hungry and asked me to give him..."
Jiang Zuimo interrupted him: "Ask you to cook him a meal with porcelain? What does he belong to, and this thing can be eaten?"
cook:"……"
Okay, the mattress has not been put away, and the car is overturned online.
Sure enough, when the third watch rang, I heard someone cursing in the corridor: "Who the hell is taking a bath in the middle of the night? Wash it up and put it on your mother's grave!"
"Don't say it...don't say it, there is no one next door..."
"Then... where did the sound of taking a shower come from?"
"Shhh - stop talking, it's so late, let's go back to sleep. He can wash up as he likes, anyway, we'll be checking out tomorrow..."
"You...you're right, if this psychopath loves to take a bath, just take a bath, and sooner or later he will be drowned!"
The voices of the two became smaller and smaller, and disappeared with the sound of closing the door.
"It seems that this inn is really haunted." Jiang Zuimo said in a low voice, "Another voice came out."
Lu Xiaofeng sneered at first: "What ghosts are not ghosts, where are there ghosts in the world?"
After finishing speaking, he remembered again: "Oh right, Daoist Jiang is a believer, and it is correct to think that there are ghosts."
Jiang Zuimo: "..."
No, in fact, she is a socialist successor who was born in the spring breeze and grew up under the red flag. She believes in Marxism, and she should not believe in ghosts and gods even more than Lu Xiaofeng.
but……
She is just afraid, what can I do! QAQ life is hard.
Hua Manlou shook his head disapprovingly: "Lu Xiaofeng, don't scare her."
Just as Lu Xiaofeng was about to tease Hua Manlou and Jiang Zuimo, Hua Manlou said, "Lu Xiaofeng, do you know how Daoist Jiang turned those sinners into father-in-law just now?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "...I don't know."
Hua Manlou said leisurely: "She uses a small, ordinary-looking pill, which is soluble in water. It is colorless and tasteless after being dissolved in water. Drinking it can turn a man into a father-in-law within a stick of incense. .”
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
He subconsciously glanced at his water glass, the water in it looked particularly clear under the moonlight, and it should taste sweet and delicious.
However, after hearing Hua Manlou's words, Lu Xiaofeng swallowed, "That... I was talking nonsense, this medicine..."
Jiang Zuimo laughed out loud, "Don't worry, I didn't play it for you."
Hua Manlou also laughed, and after a while he suddenly said with concentration: "Don't make any noise."
Jiang Zuimo and Lu Xiaofeng subconsciously shut their mouths.
Hua Manlou listened intently for a while, then said, "Let's go to the kitchen."
Lu Xiaofeng trusted Huamanlou's ears quite a bit, and without saying a word, he turned out of the open window and went straight to the kitchen.
Of course, Jiang Zuimo's lightness skills would not be afraid of someone jumping over a window and jumping over a wall, so he quickly followed him out.
Hua Manlou stayed at the end, and after hearing Jiang Zuimo's movements, he couldn't help but said, "What a handsome lightness skill!"
Jiang Zuimo said shyly, "That's right."
The Qinggong of Chunyang Palace is also very famous in Jiansan. There is also a task similar to high jump when getting started. She still remembers how much effort she spent in jumping that Zixia Gate.
After this kind of light work is realized in the world of ordinary people, it will appear even more superb, free and easy.
After hearing Hua Manlou's praise, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but turn around, and was also shown off by Jiang Zuimo's lightness kung fu.
Although he is famous because of his four eyebrows and two fingers, his lightness kung fu is also well-known in the world, at least among the top ten.
But Jiang Zuimo's lightness kung fu seemed to be much better than his.
In all fairness to Lu Xiaofeng, if he were to compare himself with Jiang Zuimo, he might not be able to catch up with Jiang Zuimo.
It is considered that he has performed well.
Lu Xiaofeng gave Jiang Zuimo a thumbs up: "Amazing."
Jiang Zuimo was so proud that he almost exhausted his strength and fell down.
But fortunately, in the end, she managed to keep her composure and landed on the roof smoothly.
Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou then fell down.
Now is not the time to discuss lightness skills, the three of them quietly lifted a tile.
Lu Xiaofeng obviously did this kind of thing like picking the door and peeking at other people's night life. When he lifted the tiles, he was almost silent, and Jiang Zuimo didn't hear any movement when he was so close.
People in the kitchen can't hear it even more.
Jiang Zuimo was originally nearsighted, but after arriving here, his eyesight almost returned to normal, and he could see very clearly.
The person who was active in the kitchen was the cook she had seen during the day.
The cook had a thick mattress in his hand, and inside the mattress were some broken dishes.
It seems that the rumor that the dishes were silently broken after one night in the inn came from here, and the cook actually stole it from himself!
"It doesn't necessarily have to be the cook's problem." Lu Xiaofeng thoughtfully, jumped out of the courtyard, and kicked in from the main entrance.
He had learned from Hua Manlou before that this cook didn't have martial arts, at most he chopped more meat and his hands were stronger.
So when someone kicked the door open, the cook's first reaction was to throw the quilt on the ground, and immediately picked up the kitchen knife to protect himself: "You, you... who are you? Come in the middle of the night, what are you doing in the kitchen? "
Lu Xiaofeng looked at him with a half-smile: "I should ask you this question, right? What are you doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night? It can't be that some guest wants to eat in the middle of the night and ask you to get up and cook?"
The cook took a look at the kitchen knife in his hand, then at Lu Xiaofeng's body, although not thin but by no means muscular, and his confidence returned.
Didn't the strong man who found fault during the day also be cleaned up by them?Now this, drizzle...
The cook became more courageous, took a few steps forward with a grinning grin, and then saw Jiang Zuimo and Hua Manlou following in.
"In the middle of the night, a serious cook wouldn't take a knife and cut bowls in the kitchen." Jiang Zuimo said solemnly, "And they cut it so finely. Do you have any violent tendencies?"
cook:"……"
As a person who can get along in the Meilong Inn, the cook is quite flexible. After seeing that there are so many people on the other side, he must not be able to take advantage of it, so he threw the knife directly: "Brother, sister, let's talk well, talk well .”
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Of course we have to talk well. I want to ask you, why did you come here because you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"
The cook rolled his eyes: "There is a guest who is hungry and asked me to give him..."
Jiang Zuimo interrupted him: "Ask you to cook him a meal with porcelain? What does he belong to, and this thing can be eaten?"
cook:"……"
Okay, the mattress has not been put away, and the car is overturned online.
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