Lin Mu fell asleep after being pressed by the little emperor. A moment before his meeting with Duke Zhou, Lin Mu suddenly remembered that his consciousness had left his body after falling asleep.

Obviously, the little emperor can perceive things that ordinary people can't. Otherwise, the little emperor would not be able to accurately capture his position when he was in a state of consciousness every time.

Lin Mu thought for a while, and felt that it was better not to tell the whole story about himself first, "Can I ask about this palace?"

Bourne narrowed his eyes, "It's just an ordinary crystal palace, nothing special about it."

The little emperor's tone of voice was the same as usual, but Lin Mu felt something unusual in the little emperor's words and expression.

He selectively spoke out when he slept here and had a nightmare. In fact, the little emperor had already guessed that he had a strange dream on the night of the nightmare; The emperor elaborated.

On the first night of sleeping in the Crystal Palace, he had two consecutive nightmares, one was eating fish bones, and the other was that his hands and feet were cut off.

Bourne frowned slightly, and his tone was a little strange, "Mu Mu, how could you have such a dream?"

Lin Mu shook his head, "Could it be that you think about it every day and dream at night?"

But during the day, he didn't think about eating fish, getting stuck in fish bones, or getting his hands and feet cut off for no reason. What he thought about was how to escape...

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Lin Mu noticed the little emperor's deep gaze, and felt terrified, "I, I won't ask."

Heh, man, turning faces is faster than turning pages.

"Mu Mu, do you want to go out of the palace to have a look?" Bourne suddenly asked an inexplicable question.

"No, it's not fun outside."

Lin Mu was eager to go to the palace to have fun, but he didn't dare to say so.

No matter how low his IQ is, he can still see the abnormality of the little emperor at this moment.

"Mu Mu, remember this sentence."

Lin Mu: "???"

Bourne didn't have any intention to explain. He lay beside Lin Mu, patted Lin Mu's stomach, and said softly, "Go to sleep."

Lin Mu was so troubled that he didn't feel sleepy at all.

For a while, he was afraid that his consciousness would leave his body once he fell asleep. With the little emperor's emphasis on him, it would not be that easy for his consciousness to return to his body; moreover, Lin Mu always felt that the Crystal Palace must be more than just an ordinary crystal palace. palace!

There must be some big secret in this palace!

Maybe this palace was built on a cemetery! ! !

The more Lin Mu thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, otherwise why would he encounter evil things as soon as he slept in the Crystal Palace!

After thinking wildly, Lin Mu managed to scare himself into insomnia.

He opened his eyes and stared at the little emperor's face.

Well, the little emperor slept quite peacefully...

Well, why is the little emperor's eyelashes so long!This is 1 cm 2 cm 3 cm!

Suddenly, he found that the little emperor's nose was quite straight. According to the old saying, men with straight noses are generally not bad at all.

Holy shit! !

The little emperor's skin is super good!No pores can be seen at all! ! !

"As a man, how can the skin be so good..." Lin Mu approached unwillingly, stared at the little emperor's face and searched inch by inch. After searching for a long time, he didn't see a single pore .

It doesn't matter if the skin is good, the key is that the little emperor's lips are more moist than a woman's lips! ! !

Not even a lip line! ! !

Lin Mu thought to himself, if his mother saw the almost perfect face and figure of the little emperor, she would be very happy to trade his son for skin care secrets.

People with insomnia usually do some childish behaviors that drop their IQ, just like now, Lin Mu took out a paw and scratched the little emperor's scalp, trying to scratch out some dirty things.

— For example, dandruff.

However, when Lin Mu withdrew his hand and saw the extremely clean nails, the three views that had stood for more than 20 years completely collapsed.

When she was a child, Ms. Wang Wan often said that there is no perfect person in the world, let alone a perfect man. At that time, Lin Mu believed in Ms. Wang Wan's words, and she believed it for more than 20 years; until now, Lin Mu really met To a man who doesn't even have pores, lip lines, and dandruff... He began to overthrow Ms. Wang Wan's words, and the three views are constantly being reconstructed-there are men as holy as snow in this world, just like the one in front of me little emperor.

When the three views were rebuilt to one-third, Lin Mu's brain twitched, and he stared at the little emperor's upright nose with extremely tangled eyes for a long time.

In other words, even a man as holy as snow should have something unclean in his nose...

Lin Mu was anxious for a while, and finally stretched out his evil claws stubbornly and decisively towards the nostrils of the little emperor, three circles to the left and three circles to the right, and then pulled out...

What the hell! ! !

What does the little paw look like when it goes in, and what it looks like when it comes out.

Lin Mu, Lin Mu convincingly admits the fact that there are men like the little emperor who are holier than snow in this world, and the Three Views are continuing to be rebuilt.

After rebuilding to two-thirds, Lin Mu's pure gaze suddenly fell on the bulging lower back of the little emperor's quilt.

He thought that people eat five grains, and there is a balance between entry and exit.

No matter how perfect the little emperor is, he is still a human being, and if he is a human being, he has to go to the toilet...

However, Lin Mu would rather rebuild the Three Views than stretch his fingers in to search for evidence.

Here, he completely abandoned the three views of Ms. Wang Wan's brand that has stood for more than 20 years, and rebuilt a three views that are as holy as snow.

There is no clock in the Crystal Palace. After Lin Mu studied the little emperor, he lay paralyzed on the bed like a salted fish for a long time, and finally couldn't help but quietly got up to get the optical brain that the little emperor put at the end of the bed.

Why are you sleeping?

Is it because the game is not fun or the anime is not good-looking?

After Lin Mu got the optical brain, the first thing he did was to turn the optical brain to mute, and then he went back to the bed and hid in the quilt to play with the optical brain.

He hadn't logged on to Weibo in the past few days. On a whim, Lin Mu logged into his Weibo account to read the comments on Weibo.

It's okay if you don't look at it, it's incredible.

Lin Mu was so angry that he wanted to beat up the little emperor who posted on Weibo.

The most recent Weibo was posted this morning. Lin Mu did some calculations and found that it happened to be the time when he and the little emperor returned to the palace from the Imperial Museum.

【Recently I’ve gotten fat, I don’t know if I’ll be disgusted by my master, @伯恩·Anderson】

There is also a photo attached below the text: the silver dragon is lying in the arms of the little emperor in home clothes, squinting his eyes and sleeping soundly, while the little emperor is grabbing his face and pulling the soft flesh into a ball Small dumpling.

Lin Mu had no impression of this photo at all, it was probably taken secretly by the little emperor while he was asleep.

Comments below on Weibo:

After becoming a doctor, I became a writer: "Xiaolong wanted to pinch him on the first day when he was fat, and wanted to pinch him and wanted to pinch him on the second day when Xiaolong was fat."

A flower in the northwest: "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Brother, we don't make an appointment: "Damn it, did I bring my own filter?! Why do I think Xiaolong is a million times cuter than Xiaolong!!!"

Every time I think of how beautiful I am, I can't fall asleep: "I can have a dozen such masters and little dragons!"

It still hasn't snowed in Simalal today: "Speaking of the above, haven't you noticed the big star ring on His Majesty's hand? My small eyes of a millimeter were almost blinded..."

Cheese is power: "We are the proletariat, what we have lost is the big star ring, the super SSS mecha, countless top planets, beautiful and charming pets, super-large and luxurious airships, and top-level private mansions... But we can firmly believe that empty talk is harmful to the country, Work hard to rejuvenate the country... Alas, forget it, I can’t make it up anymore, go back to wash and sleep, there are everything in the dream.”

The little sister's hulking back: "!!! Suffocation!!! This star ring, what the hell!!!! It's beyond my reach!"

There are only two grasses in the pocket: "Don't talk much, I'm sour."

Seeing the comments, Lin Mu returned to Weibo and stared carefully at the little emperor's fingers, and finally saw a faint golden halo on the slightly exposed ring finger of his left hand.

Is this a star ring?

Lin Mu usually didn't notice that the little emperor was wearing a ring. He stretched out his claws, and his nails were surrounded by a ball of blue light.

This is the star contract of the ancient earth planet that was auctioned.

The star deed and the star ring are fundamentally different. The star deed is usually hidden in the palm of the deed master, and is manipulated by the deed master's consciousness; while the star ring is an ornament similar to the ring on the earth. , has no other effect.

The little emperor's finger was obviously not a star deed, it was really a star ring!

Ah!

This dog man!

Tiantian said that he was his partner, but secretly found Gouzi behind his back, and unexpectedly... even put on the ring!

Lin Mu made a grimace at the little emperor, always feeling that he was let down by the little emperor, and felt a little unbalanced.

The eyes couldn't help but glanced at the little emperor who was sleeping soundly beside him, and suddenly remembered a few guesses that "the emperor will never marry when he grows up", and a strange brilliance flashed in his sapphire blue eyes.

Lin Mu poked the little emperor's face vigorously, and only after seeing that he didn't respond did he let go of his courage and start creating.

Half an hour later, Lin Mu personally posted Weibo for the first time; but it was posted from the Weibo account of the little emperor:

[When people reach middle age, various problems will follow. 】

In the attached picture, the little emperor was lying on the bed with his face down and his palms on his waist, looking in unbearable pain but helpless.

After posting on Weibo, Lin Mu helped the little emperor follow several health-preserving big Vs, and created a new group called "Strengthening Yang Together".

A few seconds after Weibo was posted, there were hundreds of thousands of comments:

Insider: "Your Majesty the Emperor... (he stopped talking, he stopped talking, he stopped)"

Imperial Dragon: "Omg! What did I get???!!! Somebody poke me and tell me it's not true!!!"

Stupid people with a lot of money and handsome: "Your Majesty, please rest assured, I am a big country, and I will definitely find a prescription to cure your illness!"

Tanuo Millet Porridge: "Ahahahaha!!! Your Majesty, do you want to cheat the little general Tanomizi's strength!? Hahaha! Laugh and cry!"

Oh Qashqai: "Hahaha!!! Hey! Where's my head?!!! Smile, give me back my head!"

Xiaolong's eyes: "Little General Tanomizi said that the medicine has been arranged, His Majesty the Emperor, please pay attention to check it in the next few days."

Seeing these comments, Lin Mu vaguely had an unpleasant premonition, and this premonition reached its peak when he suddenly heard the little emperor calling him "Pippi" from beside him.

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