add to the chaos

At nine o'clock, Qiu Cen and Lin Jian stepped into the class on time, found a corner and sat down, waiting for the start of the class meeting.

As soon as he sat down, someone knocked on the back of Qiu Cen's chair.

Qiu Cen turned around and saw Li Yi occupying a row by himself, and joked with a smile: "It's pretty neat, your dormitory."

Li Yi nodded pretentiously, "Everyone, each other, the gang in my dormitory hasn't gotten up yet."

By the way, Qiu Cen thought about it, and realized that he had seen Li Yi in the opposite dormitory since the beginning of school, and the other people had never even heard a voice. .

He shook his head helplessly, patted the empty seat next to him, and beckoned Li Yi to sit over. The three black-headed melon seeds were put together to make up for the number, and no one knew that it was three people acting as envoys for eight people. Very confident.

For example, Qiu Cen's father was found smoking by the queen, and Lao Qiu had to drag Qiu Cen as an accomplice, because Song Queen said that he would lose face when he was alone, but when the two stood together and talked about it, he felt that he was not talking about himself. Same.

Lin Jian knocked on the table impatiently, "Can it work? It's been a week since school started, and now it's suddenly said that there will be a class meeting."

But no, when they received the notification from the squad leader, Qiu Lin and the two were about to go to the internet cafe, and the doors were locked, when Qiu Cen's cell phone, which had just been replaced with Braveheart, rang.

The two looked at the squad leader's phone number, and their faces turned dark immediately.

"The squad leader's phone call is never good." Qiu Cen said, looking at the back of the squad leader sitting far away in the first row.

The back moved, and the squad leader looked back inexplicably, and then turned back in wonder after a while.

"Tsk," Lin Jian gave him a thumbs up, "If eyes can kill people, the grass on the monitor's grave is three meters high."

Li Yi also said in admiration: "If you want to say that you are awesome, it must be me, Qiu Danniu."

"Get out," Qiu Cen pushed him, "What Qiu Danniu, you're mentally handicapped."

While the three were talking, the classroom door was pushed open.

A person who doesn't look like a serious college student walked in from the door.

The man entered the room without looking sideways, went straight to the podium, stood still facing the students below, and cleared his throat.

"Look at you red faces, are you having a good summer vacation?"

After a moment of silence, Li Yi touched his nose and replied, "It's okay. I've gained three catties."

There was a muffled laugh from under the podium.

Qiu Cen elbowed Lin Jian from below, and asked in a low voice, "Isn't the one in the first row the squad leader?"

Lin Jian was also wondering, and nodded hesitantly: "Maybe not?"

Qiu Cen: "The squad leader's hair has fallen out too badly. I haven't seen him for a summer vacation, and his back is bald."

The people on the podium turned their heads from time to time, and he could see the bald head. This is not an ordinary bald head. Judging by the smoothness of the floor under his feet, he must have been enlightened.

"No," Li Yi laughed so hard, "This is the instructor."

Qiu Cenlin Jian was shocked: "Instructor?"

"What is he doing here?"

From the beginning of the freshman year, if the head teacher who has only seen three sides is already a Sanxian floating outside the three realms, then the legendary mentor is even more like a dragon who can't see the beginning and the end, and the gods usually don't hear anything outside the window. Four years of university may not be able to meet each other.

Li Yi nodded, "That's right, the passing rate of advanced mathematics at the end of last semester was 20.00% five, are you in a hurry, isn't it?"

Speaking of this, I have to say that Qiu Cen, one of Xiangda University, was dissatisfied with the extremely poor experience.

Their mechanical engineering is to learn advanced mathematics, as well as calculus, which is arranged to be studied in the first year of the sophomore year.Due to the needs of the major, the difficulty of the course has been greatly improved compared to other majors. However, the teacher came out of nowhere and entered the Zhuang University. Oh", which makes the already difficult courses more difficult. Coupled with the free management of the university, students eat, drink and have fun all day long, forming the status quo of "brain: I want to study. Body: no, you don't want to." The final exam is even more "I am a high-level mathematics trainee who has studied high-level mathematics for two and a half days. I like to make up, guess, blindly seek guidance, and randomly score ①".

But fortunately, Qiu Cen and Lin Jian are like-minded. They usually copy their homework, and then go to the classroom to report on time. After getting their usual grades, they fly by at low altitude with a score of [-] points, and get the credits steadily. Retakes and make-up exams.

Fat Brother and Big Eyes, who were divided into various corners of the examination room, were not so lucky.

When Qiu Cen thought about the miraculous high math teacher, and about the fat brother who was currently participating in the practice activities and the big-eyed boy who was sleeping soundly in the dormitory, he felt like he was going to sue for them.

The bald instructor on the podium was still rambling: "Are you going to take the make-up exam tomorrow? I'm waiting to see your grades. If you can't pass it, I have to consider whether there will be a make-up exam room this semester. Your graduation certificate ..."

"Is he so responsible?" Qiu Cen asked.

Li Yi lamented regretfully: "If he taught me, I would definitely pass."

In the afternoon, Qiu Cen came to No. 8. Li Tian was making a cake inside when he opened the door, and covered the cake with a thick layer of chocolate with a spatula in one hand.

Qiu Cen only greeted him, and didn't bother him anymore. Then he took out two oranges from the refrigerator, squeezed two glasses of orange juice, put one of them on the glazed table beside Li Tian, ​​and served the other by himself. Go back to the counter, sit on the stool, and become the No. 8 front desk boy.

Unexpectedly, Li Tian was completely unaffected by him, and instead said: "If you are bored, you can chat."

"...?"

Qiu Cen didn't understand at first, so he subconsciously wanted to ask a question. Usually he can chat with Lin Jian, but today Lin Jian is teaching advanced mathematics to Li Yi, and the poor students are giving lectures to the poor students. One dared to speak and the other dared to listen, but he didn't even see it.

After being stunned for a while, he didn't suddenly understand until he saw Li Tian lowering his head and seeming to be seriously doing what he was doing.

What Li Tian meant was that he could chat with him.

He was talking nonsense with the little girl at the cashier at the front desk, and Li Tian was making cakes behind a layer of transparent glass, and the two of them could chat.

Qiu Cen picked up the orange juice and took a big gulp.

Cai said: "There was a class meeting in the morning, and it was our instructor who pushed the door in. He threatened and lured us, in order to let us pass the high math."

Li Tian saw the look in his eyes and raised eyebrows, he seemed to have something happy to say, but he managed to hold back the conversation, just like a primary school student reporting to his parents with a full score in the exam, Li Tian's complacent look made Li Tian feel happy. Tim couldn't help curling the corner of his mouth.

He lowered his eyes and asked, "Have you passed?"

Qiu Cen gave Li Tian a thumbs up, "It must be, I am one of the five people with a pass rate of 20.00%"

"A small expert in high mathematics?"

"low profile."

Qiu Cen seemed to be hiding his achievements and fame, and told Li Tian about his childhood: "Actually, when I was young, I was bad at mathematics. Thanks to the fact that there was a kid who took a break from school at the bottom of the class, otherwise I would be the last one. Then It's about time, the teacher is a young man, dressed up beautifully every day, twisting his hips and wandering from the office to the class, he is like a stepmother to us flowers of the motherland, if we make a small mistake, we will be punished to copy the multiplication formula, we work hard to copy After it was over, she tore it up and threw it into the trash can without even looking at it, and she couldn’t come back even if I had to fight. Later, I copied it when I had nothing to do, and prepared several copies, and if I made a mistake, I would take one and give it to her.”

Li Tian listened to his complaints, but he also listened with great interest, as if there was a little boy with a quirky spirit bouncing around in his mind, coming to life.At the same time, the cake in his hand gradually took shape.

"I don't want to think about how to teach mathematics well, and I run to the principal's office every day. If I say that it's really her fault that she can't get an excellent teacher, she has to say it's because of me."

"It must be said that I, the future high-level mathematics expert, is a shit-stirring stick."

"..."

Li Tian was disgusted by him and was about to say something when Qiu Cen put on a puzzled expression and continued:

"I'm very strange. I was called a shit stick and other children laughed. I wonder why they are laughing. I'm still a stick. What are they?"

"..."

"They're sh..."

"Okay," finally, Li Tian interrupted him with a frown, "I hate you."

"Hey," Qiu Cen looked aggrieved, but his eyes were bright, with a smile, "You asked me to chat with you, and you still said I was disgusting"

The cake in Li Tian's hand was almost finished, and he was about to grab the chocolate shavings, when he heard this, his outstretched hand involuntarily deviated from the track.

"I never said that."

"Tsk." Qiu Cen looked at him, what happened if he put on his pants and didn't recognize him?

He drank the remaining orange juice in the glass, wanted to go inside to brush the glass, passed by the glass table, saw that there was more orange juice on it than his own glass, and frowned dissatisfied.

He raised his hand and tapped.

The top of the cake should have been covered with chocolate crumbs, but now it was covered with a layer of pomegranate seeds. Li Tian was staring at it in a daze, wondering how to remedy it, when he was shocked, he was still out of the situation, and looked at him suspiciously.

"What are you looking at?" Qiu Cen raised his hand and patted his head down, pointing to the cup, "Drink quickly, I'm going to drink it."

If you don't drink it, I won't drink it. Where does the orange juice go?

Li Tian picked up the orange juice that was flush with the mouth of the cup, wishing that it would overflow when he moved, and drank it steadily.

"The feeling is deep, and it's boring." Qiu Cen nodded with satisfaction like "a child can be taught".

If it was such a coincidence, Qiu Cen worked as the counter boy all afternoon, and invisibly thought that he had attracted a lot of girls to repeat for No. 8, and he was able to enjoy all kinds of pastries made by Li Tian with peace of mind.

Li Tian was no stranger to taking away the "firstbite" every time he took out a plate of biscuits from the oven. He even dug out a small bamboo basket and put two pieces in it every time he finished making them, as a pawn for Qiu Cen. Snacks are eaten.

After all, there is no other requirement for this free counter boy, a few pieces of pastries, the wealthy boss Li can still give him peace of mind.

Forgot to mention, it just so happens that when Qiu Cen handed the coffee to a young lady who looked familiar, he raised his head.

——I saw Fat Brother.

Excuseme?

If you give him a mirror now, you will definitely see this written on his face.

Why did Fat Brother come here?

He almost gave the coffee to the young lady, walked around the counter and went out the door.

The little sister who was peeking at Qiu Cen with red ears was blindfolded, holding a plastic bag of coffee.

Li Tian, ​​who had already noticed something strange, walked out quickly, filled the young lady with two freshly baked egg tarts, said sorry, and the young lady went out in a daze.

Li Tian also pushed the door and went out, and saw the man just now standing beside the flower bed at the door, hunched over and hiding behind the green plants, not knowing what he was looking at.

He also imitated his appearance, bent over and stood behind him, looking in the same direction.

Diagonally across the narrow road, Fat Brother entered the flower shop carrying a large and small plastic bag.

The two continued to maintain the same posture, with doubts in their hearts.

Not long after, the fat brother came out still carrying the plastic bag, with an extra bouquet of lilies in his hand.

The two just watched Fat Brother slowly walk out of sight carrying the heavy bag.

If you give Qiu Cen another mirror to look at, then you will definitely see the circle of "?" around his head.

Seemingly unsure, Qiu Cen asked, "Is that Brother Fat?"

Li Tian nodded, and then realized that he couldn't see, so he affirmed: "Yes."

Qiu Cen frowned, stood up straight, and went back to the shop,

"Aren't you going to have a look?"

"No." Qiu Cen shook his head, sat back on the chair, looked down at the phone, and reached out to grab some snacks from time to time.

Li Tian could almost see the word "curious" written all over his body, but in line with "everyone has a little secret that can't be invaded at will, no matter how curious you are", he nailed himself to the chair in an orderly manner, feeling bored laughed out loud.

Qiu Cen stared at him like a cat that was being choked and groaned, staring at him, "You're laughing."

Li Tian also felt that it was not good to laugh at him like this, so he stopped laughing immediately, but there was still a smile in his words: "I'm laughing ass, I'm laughing at Chunchongchong."

"You laughing ass spring bug"

The author has something to say: ①I just think this sentence is funny, and it is not aimed at individuals, so I hope you will be merciful.

In addition, I did do the thing of punishing copying multiplication formulas.

In addition, there is another update in the afternoon.