add to the chaos

1.

"Fuck, big eyes! Where are you! Hurry up and chase after my coordinates, this grandson! You've been squatting on me for three hours!"

"Come on, come on, don't rush! As soon as you play this broken game, you will be stuck at the door and go to Dapanji..."

"Come on! You're hungry! Come here!"

"..."

Qiu Cen didn't know where he was when he struggled and jumped up from the bed.

There was a buzzing in his ears, a bitter taste in his throat, and a sore back all over his body, as if someone had played with his limbs and practiced radio gymnastics while he was sleeping.

Qiu Cen shook his head vigorously, allowing the 1:1 ratio of flour and water in his brain to mix evenly. When the blurred vision gradually became clear, the first thing he saw was the neat size on the pillow of the next bed. three pairs of smelly socks.

——Exclusive shape of Fat Brother brand.

Oh, in the dormitory.

"Hey, Cen'er woke up, how is your head?" the fat guy sitting in front of the computer asked.

"Ahem... okay, let me ask you, can you wash these socks? Can these socks stand up?" Qiu Cen remembered last night "celebrating the breakup of the fat brother and the entire 219 group becoming a single dog" and the dormitory next door Dude hi till midnight pomp.

"Where is it so evil, come on the weekend... oh my god, I've been retrograde recently, why is my grandson's health bar so thick? This is it." The fat man slammed the mouse hard.

"Aren't you stupid, the two of us are 42 level and only [-]..." The thin man next to the fat man complained in a low voice.

"Hey, I haven't seen you in the summer vacation. You have a good temper." The fat guy gave the thin guy a look.

"You!" The thin man pointed at him: "Can you shut up! I'm angry!"

Qiu Cen glanced at the one fat and the other thin squeezed in front of the computer. The fat one was called Hu Fei, but he lived up to the name given by his parents. If he lost thirty catties, he probably wouldn't be able to fly, so he went back to the dormitory. No one could slip through the door except Liu Liu, and everyone in the second corridor called him Fat Brother.Liu Liu is the thin one, and he has a twin brother. Together they are basically a pair of chopsticks.The characteristic of this chopstick is that the eyes are quite big, but this person likes to stare when he is in a hurry. At that time, he can basically stare at the person who is looking for trouble.Go back to another dormitory, come to 219, borrow toilet paper and instant noodles, pull Liu Liu over for a walk, and basically get back to work.So the unique name "big eye" comes from this.

"Hey, where's the young master?" Qiu Cen asked.

Fat Brother put down the mouse discouragedly, turned his head and stared at Qiu Cen, who was sitting on the upper bunk, with grief and indignation on his face: "Cen'er, you are not kind, I just lost love, why don't you give me some condolences?"

Qiu Cen asked lazily: "Are you okay?"

"pretty good."

"Then what the hell am I asking, congratulations on finally getting rid of Baby Cuihua?"

"Hiss... can I not mention it!" Fat Brother pointed at Qiu Cen.

"Hey, the young master hasn't come back yet. It must have been more than half an hour. If I remember correctly, the big plate chicken at the door can go back and forth every 10 to [-] minutes at most." Big Eyes muttered.

Qiu Cen put on his clothes indiscriminately, and jumped off the bed.

"Ouch! Lightly lightly! The dust you just swept is still not firm!" Fat Brother stretched out his hands in a vain attempt to catch Qiu Cen, who was three meters away in front of the computer desk.

That's right, Qiu Cen remembered that there was a small blackboard on the wall outside the dormitory management office downstairs, which was dedicated to recording the daily grades of each dormitory, and dormitory 219 has been ranked first in the list of poor discipline and poor sanitation since entering the freshman year.The weekly fight for the ranking on the list can be described as bloody, but only the top of the list is peaceful and peaceful.

And 219's disciplinary issues can't be dealt with, the director basically just turned a blind eye and closed his eyes.Only hygiene issues were ignored by Fat Brother and Big Eyed. At best, Qiu Cen couldn't bear to use his slippers to scramble the activity area under his bed, leaving a special place.Lin Jian usually doesn't look at the ground, and waits until he can't deceive himself, and then takes a brand new broom behind the door and cleans it vigorously, the ones in the front, back and corners.This behavior was unanimously worshiped by the three of Qiu Cen.

Tsk, damn it.

Qiu Cen tiptoed to pull out the phone from the gap between the bed and the wall, clicked on the address book and found Lin Jian's phone number, the note showed that it was "Young Master".

Just put the mobile phone to the ear, before dialing, the wooden door of the dormitory was kicked open from the outside.

"Ah, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot..." A tall, thin man came in from outside the door, with a red face, wearing short-sleeved jeans, and carrying a large plastic bag in his hand.

"I was just about to call you. Why did it take so long?" Qiu Cen took the plastic bag from Lin Jian, handed it to Da Yaner who was waiting for food, and took the small electric fan that Fat Brother was blowing in one hand , Blowing at Lin Jian.

"Oh fuck, it's really not a thing." Fat Brother cursed without looking back.

"My mother, I want to give something to a friend in the sports school across the street, so I'm going to run to hide from me. Oh, you're blowing my back, I'm so hot." Lin Jian replied panting.

Qiu Cen was stunned for a moment, thinking about the cattle-like elders in the sports school, clicked his tongue, and wiped Lin Jian's back with a piece of toilet paper.

Qiu Cen and the others are at Xiangda University. Xiangda University is located in the university town in the northeast corner of Xiangzhang City. It is a second-rate university with a top-notch level.At the beginning, there was only one university in Xiangzhang City. Later, the government invested in the establishment or universities from other provinces moved in, so that there was a concentration of universities in Xiangzhang City, and finally it became a university town located in the northeast corner.

Due to young people's fights and noises, youthful blood and passion are burning, there are constant frictions between universities, and there are countless phenomena of picking things up with each other.Coincidentally, Xiangda University is across the road from the sports school, so there is an inexplicable hatred between the two schools, which is like killing a father and an enemy. Even eating a big plate of chicken at the school gate will cause a fight because of occupying a seat.

"Hey, young master, you can't do it. Why did your thin-skinned and tender-skinned father soak you in the big dye vat of capitalism?" Qiu Cen patted Lin Jian's thin-skinned, tender-skinned and fleshy back without fat or muscle.

Lin Jian giggled, a smile immediately appeared on his face, he raised his eyes to look at the two people who were eating inside, and leaned closer and said, "Dad, let's have an episode of Father and Son."

"Hey." The sudden Sao touched Qiu Cen's waist.

Qiu Cen watched Lin Jian's face unchanged, and the five of them walked to the table to eat, grinned happily, and pointed at Lin Jian: "What a fool."

2.

Qiu Cen is a native of this city, and everyone in his circle of friends knows that he has an unreliable mother who cheats on his son. It is also for this reason that Qiu Cen moved into the dormitory as if he was burning his ass when he went to college, and met the gang of 219. It's weird, and only Lin Jian knows that he is gay.

Lin Jian's home is in Xiangtan City next door, and it's rat droppings that grow out of a military compound. Mouse droppings don't make people worry about it when they just know how to walk. After they grow up, they climb trees, dig out birds' eggs and steal fruits. They do all kinds of evil. There is a huge difference between the two words "study". He passed the first year of high school and the second year of high school. In the third year of high school, his father forced his whole body to shed a layer of skin before he was admitted to Zhuang University. Rat droppings on the vast grasslands.

Remarks, men and women take it all.

"Cen'er, can you take a look at me? I'm sure I didn't run away when I came straight to the door to see my parents. I have a long face."

Qiu Cen casually picked up a bottle of orange juice on the table, unscrewed the bottle cap and gulped down a big gulp, staring at the rat shit of five people and six people in front of him.

Rat feces are pretty good-looking. The hair is limply buttoned on the head, and the tail of the hair sweeps the corners of the Danfeng eyes that are raised upwards. Under the tall nose is a slightly pursed thin lip, and then there is a soft chin, sexy Collarbone, white short sleeves lined with milk-like skin, washed jeans tightly wrapped a pair of long legs.

"Alright, change your old slippers." Qiu Cen raised the corner of his mouth, "Have you bought anything for my mother?"

"Just because our mother is closer to me than to my own son," Lin Jian rummaged under the bed for a long time but couldn't find his pile of shoes when he was not looking for it. When he was looking for a pair of shoes that he didn't have, he got up from the balcony. He took a pair of Qiu Cen's shoe covers and put them on his feet, "Hey, the jujube picked from my grandfather's mountain can beautify the blood and nourish the skin, and keep our mother alive and well..."

Qiu Cen slapped Lin Jian on the back of the head, "What are you talking about? My mother told me about your summer vacation. If school doesn't start again, my mother will have to find the principal. My own son doesn't get that kind of treatment..."

"Get up! Get up! Get up!" The majestic national anthem suddenly sounded in the dormitory, startling the two who were talking.

Qiu Cen took out his mobile phone, "Fascist" was displayed on the screen, he swiped the answer button, "Hello Fasc... Ms. Queen Song, what can I order?"

Lin Jian could still hear a loud voice coming from the microphone from a long distance away: "God, when will you arrive? I urged you at eight o'clock and it's almost ten o'clock now! Don't take the queen's words seriously, right?" ? I really can't help my mother."

"Hey, it's okay, I understand. Lin Jian and I are going out right away. Lin Jian said he wants to eat fried hairtail. Hurry up and cook!" Qiu Cen hurriedly interrupted his mother and taught himself a lesson. With a student-like tone, he hung up the phone in a hurry after speaking in a hurry.

"When did I say I want to eat fried octopus?" Lin Jian asked.

"Tsk," Qiu Cen rolled his eyes, "Why are you talking so much nonsense, let's go!"

It was already 10:30 when the two wandered out of Xiangda and entered the subway station. Qiu Cen's home was in the west of Xiangzhang City, and he could take Line [-] directly to the entrance of his community.

The scorching sun outside seems to have sent the pedestrians on the street underground, and the people in the subway station are coming and going, walking around in an endless stream.

When the two came out of the subway station as if they were fighting, they felt that they had lost two catties and became lighter.

Lin Jian put his bangs together on the top of his head, exposing his forehead. As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw a person in the distance. Because he was very conspicuous, he pointed at the person standing at the gate of the community, and elbowed Qiu Cen.

"Isn't that from the sports school?"

Qiu Cen originally walked with his head down, but now he raised his head, squinted his eyes, and looked in the direction of Lin Jian's finger.

The man standing under the scorching sun was very admirably dressed in black. He turned his back to the two people at the entrance of the subway station. He was nearly 1.8 meters five and stuck on the ground like a telegraph pole, blocking the security guards in front of him. Strictly.The body proportions are quite good, with broad shoulders and narrow hips, and Lin Jian's long legs gave Qiu Cen a solid visual impact.

"Tsk," Qiu Cen rubbed his chin, looking at the telephone poles like a street hooligan, "the figure can be said to be very perfect."

Lin Jian rolled his eyes, a little hated that iron could not be made into steel, "That's Li Tian."

Lee Tim.

"Who is Li Tian? It sounds familiar."

"Hey, you've lost your memory, right? The other boss of the sports school, who practices long-distance running, he and that idiot Fu Hongzhi don't get in trouble with each other. He's very low-key. It seems that Fu Hongzhi messed with him before, and he's still in the hospital now. Lying down."

"Oh."

Qiu Cen and Li Tian didn't meet each other, apart from knowing that there is such a person who can control the size of the board very well, he doesn't know more about it.

There is now.

--handsome guy.

When Qiu Cen came back to his senses, the telephone pole at the door had long since disappeared.

Lin Jian was also a big-hearted person, he just finished watching it, and didn't think about why this person appeared here, but pushed Qiu Cen, "Let's go home and have dinner."

3.

Looking at the small hill with a sharp nose in Lin Jian's bowl, Qiu Cen felt very uncomfortable.

Thinking of Queen Song Lili, who still has a charm, after she met Lin Jian, a glib tongue who only attracts women and aunts, she wished she was born 30 years later, sitting in a room full of beautiful boys, and regretted that she should not havetily married Qiu Cen's father, so Every time Qiu Cen came home, he would be met with "Why didn't Xiaolin come? Where did Xiaolin go? Did you have a problem with Xiaolin? You kid, Xiaolin is very polite, so you can't learn more from him and live so rough every day." This kind of people's teacher's version of Song's broken thoughts, if he didn't look like Queen Song Lili, he really thought that Lin Jian was her real son.

"Queen, can you see if I'm okay?" Qiu Cen said with a heartbroken face, "I'm at least born from your October pregnancy."

"Xiao Lin, eat octopus," Queen Song glared at her son, "I'm pregnant with you from nine and a half months to ten months! I can't believe you've been on summer vacation, it's annoying me to death, I'm sorry! Eat it, Xiao Lin I made it for you!" He said, changing the plate of fried octopus in front of Qiu Cen to Lin Jian.

Lin Jian: "..." This is all about what!

After the two had dinner, they were dragged by Queen Song to chat. In fact, Queen Song unilaterally showed her maternal love and girlish heart to Lin Jian, while Qiu Cen was enjoying himself while eating oranges.

Qiu Cen's father is an engineer, who is busy in the office and construction site every day, and his mother is a people's teacher, who enjoys teaching students and cheating his son every day. Generally speaking, it is a vibrant family.Lin Jian thought so.

When he was forced to have an awkward chat with the Queen until three o'clock in the afternoon, he received Lin Jian's distress signal, and Qiu Cen desperately snatched Lin Jian from the fascist's cell.

Saying goodbye to the queen, the two of them just entered the elevator, Qiu Cen thought maybe he should find time to buy a lottery ticket or something.

In the elevator, a tall, dark man stood by the door.

Small size, deep-set eyes, and sharp-edged face.

Lin Jian was also obviously taken aback, staring at the person he had just met not long ago, he forgot to go in for a while, and stood there in a daze.

Li Tian was obviously of a higher rank, as stable as Mount Tai, and after a brief exchange of glances with Lin Jian, he looked away calmly, calmly.

virtue.Qiu Cen rolled his eyes in his heart.

"Cen'er, you have to be more careful when you go in and out of the house. I might have to go to the hospital to pick you up someday." Leaving the community, Li Tian crossed the road and disappeared. Lin Jian, who had been silent all this time, said.

"Then hurry up and buy me an insurance policy. If one day I die unfortunately, your orphans and widowed mothers will have a way out..." Qiu Cen replied very cooperatively.

He knew that Lin Jian could see that Li Tian was not a good person, just now he felt uncomfortable standing in the same elevator with Li Tian.Although Li Tian may not be as good as the rumors, but there is an inexplicable relationship between the sports school and the Xiangda University. If one day this buddy's brain is broken on the same day as him, he will have a life-and-death contest without hesitation. , then it can be said to be flattering.

In the evening at 219, four people gathered at the school gate, preparing to have a "pre-school gluttony", so they wandered to the big plate chicken at the school gate.

The big plate chicken is a big plate chicken during the day, and it becomes a barbecue and a big plate chicken or a shabu-shabu and a big plate chicken at night, depending on the season.It's hot summer now, and they offer grilled skewers and big plate chicken.

When they arrived, there were already many people sitting at the table at the entrance of Dapanji, most of them were students from nearby universities. The humid air did not bother the group of young people, but they were restless.

At night, when the temperature drops, the roadsides in the university city are full of noise and lively atmosphere of young people.

In the past, Qiu Cen and Lin Jian thought that if they graduated and couldn't find a job, it would be a good idea to set up a shop in front of the school. When he told Queen Song about this plan, Queen Song beat him up and said that he was not as great as him. Ambitious son.

"I think if I continue to eat like this, my four little abdominal muscles will be eaten away..." Lin Jian stretched out on the chair, stroking his abdominal muscles with one hand, his face full of pain.

Qiu Cen was happy, and stretched out his hand to pat Lin Jian's stomach, "What are you doing, fat brother has a round on his waist."

Lin Jian slapped the salty pig's hand away, worried that his abdominal muscles would be lost by this bastard.

After a while, the table was filled with skewers full of charcoal fire, and the fat man raised his glass and said loudly: "Come! For our lost youth..."

Big Eye quickly touched his cup to Fat Brother, and interrupted him: "Stop it! Don't pretend to be able to read elementary school texts smoothly. I sat next to the computer this afternoon and took a small notebook to memorize it for a long time. Don’t let me watch it, say it’s preparations, I thought you were going to do a rap, and that’s all you’ve been doing for a long time?”

"It's over, everyone with big eyes knows rap." Lin Jian smiled.

Big Eyes stared at his own big eyes, covered his face with one hand to shield Fat Brother from his contemptuous gaze, and whispered to Lin Jian, "I'm going to dominate 219, and I'm going to attack Fat Brother first."

After speaking, he picked up a bunch of bars and slapped his head viciously, as if he was determined to win, as if telling the three present that he planned to start with gaining weight.

Lin Jian was overjoyed, and clasped his fists together and said, "If you are rich, don't forget each other."

After a while, Lin Jian realized that Qiu Cen hadn't moved for a long time, and turned to look at him, stunned.

Qiu Cen beside him was looking at Big Eyes, the moonlight coated Qiu Cen's face with a layer of silvery light, delicately outlining his eyebrows and eyes, his eyes that always looked like he couldn't wake up looked very beautiful from the side. As soft as it is, the slightly drooping corners of the eyes seem to contain delicate feelings.Straight nose bridge, thin light pink lips, and a rare gentle smile on the corner of the mouth.Qiu Cen did look more like Queen Song, but she was not feminine at all, and even more heroic than ordinary boys.

"What's wrong?" The man's eyes moved to his face, his lips opened and closed, and the corners of his mouth widened.

Lin Jian regained his senses, took a skewer of grilled hairtail, wiped off the charcoal marks on the top of the bamboo stick with a paper towel, and handed it to Qiu Cen.

"You look like a dog when you're not talking." Handsome.

Qiu Cen grinned nonchalantly, revealing his true nature, "For the sake of your good relationship with me," he took out a tissue, "This is a membership card, I can let you join the team, after all, only our young girls It can also be arranged from 219 to the canteen on the second floor..."

Lin Jian suddenly wanted to go back to a few seconds ago and knock Qiu Cen's self into pieces.

It's a fucking thing.

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