[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"What's all this?"

"Security products produced by Wayne Group," I carefully placed the infrared detector on the eaves, then turned on my portable computer and checked the connection status, "Very good, alert me that I have already connected to the Justice League, If it wasn't for the Flash, it would have taken Superman five seconds to get here when he was alerted."

"Is it so powerful?" Connor, who abandoned Lex because he was living with Clark, invested the last dollar in Ronaldinho's stock investment. He saw that all kinds of bits and pieces were very expensive at first glance. Something, felt a pain in the flesh.

I gave Connor a look to let him understand: "With the salary of Mr. Reporter, I can buy the detector and alarm at the door in about three years."

"...so I should save money?"

"I mean, don't think about saving money, just spend my money." Anyway, Clark is used to spending Bruce's money. Every time I approve the sponsorship of the Justice League, my conscience is It hurts.

"That's not acceptable!" Connor retorted, what's the point of spending his partner's money?Superboy is still selling clay figures all over the world, and the copyright fee is enough for him...

Change into a leather jacket every day.

Connor's head suddenly became dizzy. Why didn't he realize that he changed his uniform so frequently before?Superboy also needs to use super speed, although it does not require high-end special fabrics like Bart of the speed force, but the materials of Superboy's uniform are not cheap at all.

Then as long as he puts on this uniform, it is basically a daily throw.

Connor didn't look at Ronaldinho who continued to tinkle with the equipment over there, he started to count his expenses and income with his fingers.

When I finally got the seals on the windows back on, I saw Connor in the doorway, staring blankly, as if he had been sucked out of his soul.

"Hey, Connor, what's the matter with you?"

"I sort of want to carry on Lex's legacy..."

"what?"

"Xiao Luo, I'm really poor..."

I had already started thinking about the possibility of killing Luthor and letting Connor take control of the Lex Corporation. After half a minute of serious thinking, I gave up.

"It feels like the Lex Group is in your hands, and you can only hire professional managers, and you may ask me to help you with the meeting. I think it's better for you to continue to let me buy you hamburgers."

Connor looked at his partner in horror: "I was just joking."

Even if the relationship with Luthor is not very good now, after all, Lionel used to listen to Luthor's father's bedtime stories every day, and Connor didn't really want to kill one of his fathers.

"I'm joking too, you know Robin doesn't kill people, right?"

It didn't look like you were joking after thinking about it for so long just now!

I turned on the monitor and siren connected to my house here, and while sitting on the haystack in the barn, I chatted with Connor who was flying in the air: "I heard Garfield tell me some time ago, you and Cassie broke up?"

Connor put his hands behind his head and looked at the stars in the sky: "Yes."

"Tsk."

"What are you lamenting? Do you want to chase Cassie?"

"I already have my girlfriend, why are you chasing Cassie?" Besides, a girl with such a good temper like Stephanie, I can't stand being thrown to the bottom of the mountain by Wonder Woman's collar, and I can't stand Cassie's rope Bind play - her rope is charged, you know?

Connor sighed, and complained to Ronaldinho: "Cassie said I was naive, I didn't know how to be considerate, and I couldn't speak."

I took Connor and used the super speed to pick the washed strawberries from the ground just now. I took a bite and it was still as sweet as before.

"I don't think you are naive at all," the naive kid hates being told his age the most, Connor is also Bart, Cassie is really hard, it's hard work to endure the breakup until now Magical Girl, "and you are me The most thoughtful boy your age I've ever met."

Isn't it true, who can be as considerate as Connor for a child over two years old?

Connor didn't use the telepathy that he hadn't used for many years to communicate with his Xiao Luo. He used his telekinetic power to take out his own fermented yogurt from his bedroom.

"You're right!" Connor used his super power to squeeze strawberry juice into strawberry yogurt, and then used a straw as a straw to complete the beautiful embellishment, "Be careful, I just heated it with heat vision , a little hot."

I took the yogurt in my hand, the temperature was just right, not as hot as Connor said, and I had a question: "Do you still have the coffee beans in Hawaii that you gave me last time?"

I kind of want to try the superboy hand ground coffee.

"Don't even think about this!" Connor refused decisively.

"Boys? Anyone want some freshly baked apple pie?" Martha asked from the kitchen.

Connor and I looked at each other, seeing that he was going to fly over to take the lead, I grabbed the kid by the ankle and let him drag me over.

This is Martha's apple pie!Superman's favorite!The deliciousness that Alfred couldn't replicate!

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"Robin, Connor learned this yogurt from Jonathan." Martha watched the two boys leaning over their desks and munching, and silently put another plate of freshly baked apple pie in front of them.

"Martha...you can call me Tim, I'm Tim Drake." Should I call Auntie after Superboy or Grandma after Batman.

Martha seemed to see my doubts. This gentle woman put a bottle of pickled applesauce in front of me: "You can also call me Aunt Martha, Connor's best friend."

Connor lifted his face from the apple pie, showing a white-toothed smile: "Yes! My mother is also your mother! You can call Martha's mother!"

Martha looked at this kid with a smile, and wanted to explain to Connor, but Robin said, "Mother Martha, your apple pie is a miracle in this world."

Aha, what a pleasure to be in the same generation as Superman.

Martha and Connor in the room didn't see my sinister intentions. When I was admiring the delicious apples, a furry thing rubbed against my feet, making the hairs on my back stand on end.

"This is……"

"Little Krypton!" Connor inhaled the apple pie storm in front of my eyes, then squatted down and hugged the big white dog.

"Kryptonian dog?" Although I have heard about this dog that is said to have a series of superpowers and beat up Connor before, this is the first time I have seen it today.

Xiao Krypton obviously understood what I said. This beautiful dog put its chin on my hand. The beautiful dog looked at me, as if people could see Superman.

"This is my family," Connor introduced another friend to his friend, "Before he and his animal friends went on missions, sometimes they were still in the Fortress of Solitude, and I always wanted you to meet him. "

The dog and I looked at each other, and Xiao Krypton’s expression was docile. I seemed to see from his eyes: it’s really hard work to take care of this little kid like Connor.

……

this dog?

"Xiao Krypton is super smart! He even helped me with my homework before." Connor showed off to me while helping Xiao Krypton cut apple pie.

No way... Connor, copying Bart's thesis is depraved enough for you, and you let the dog write it for you?

Martha didn't seem to respond to Connor's remarks, but after a while, when the third apple pie was served, there were two plates in front of Xiao Krypton, and there was a whole plate in front of me.

"Mom, where's mine?"

I stomped on Connor's foot under the table, isn't that obvious?Say you don't do your homework in front of your mother, if I dare to do that in front of Bruce, I can get Batman's disapproving stares for half an hour.

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In the end, Superboy and Wonderboy hugged their stomachs full of apple pie, and the two of them pillowed on Krypton's body, and chatted in the barn looking up at the sky.

"So it's Father's Day soon, do you think I should give Clark something?"

Connor asked Ronaldinho. He took it for granted that Ronaldinho had rich experience—why didn’t the members of the Teen Titans ask Fantastic Robin when they had something to do?

"I want to give Batman a computer system upgrade," I've wanted to do this upgrade for a long time, it's definitely better than what Barbara did last time, and then give Bruce Wayne a watch I made myself, "I want The surprise for Jack is that I have successfully converted the Kryptonian technology you gave me last time, and it may help him stand up, so that he can hug my brother with his own hands."

"But Clark doesn't need these feelings." Connor stroked Xiao Krypton's back again and again, feeling that he really had nothing to give to Superman, "I also want to..."

"Would you like to buy a new computer for Clark?" Mr. Reporter's old computer has been used for 8 years. "I recommend Wayne's. Although I think there are many backdoors in it, the speed is still guaranteed. , is better than buying Lex?"

"But I don't have any money to buy a computer." The last time the money was all in your hands, Xiao Luo, "Is there anything suitable for me to do?"

"Isn't it good for you to grow your own strawberries and milk the milk? I think the strawberries you gave me at night are the sweetest in the world. Is there anything I can give to Clark?"

"...Clark and Jonathan have plowed almost all of the land on this farm, and I don't think that's okay."

"Maybe you learn how to make apple pie from Martha?" I thought maybe I could develop Connor's cooking skills, anyway, I never thought of poisoning my father on Father's Day.

"Uh, I'll try."

Xiao Krypton looked at the two teenagers who were chatting with compassion, alas, why couldn't he think about offending Martha's absolute domain?

"The wildfire is spreading, and now 164 firefighters have put out the fire..." The radio in Martha's house broadcasted, and the two boys who were discussing Father's Day looked at each other.

"Connor, now Superman has something to do in the watchtower, you go and help first, I'm here to help with the safety of Martha and Jonathan."

"Xiao Luo, I'll go then."

"Go ahead, world's greatest superboy."

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"I'm looking for Robin, I'm looking for Robin!"

Barbara was training an Asian girl she picked up from the streets of Gotham. She answered the intercom: "This is the oracle, can I help you?"

"I thought my life might be in danger and someone sent me a gun..."

"Don't move! I'll call Robin's special line immediately."

There was an ominous premonition in Jack's heart, and the feeling of holding a gun in his military service career came to his mind again, and he picked up the gun: "I can handle it, I just think I need Robin... "

"Mr. Drake, don't be impulsive," Barbara quickly opened the permission Robin left her about the security system in his house, "I think I can contact Robin right away."

"I heard someone's footsteps outside." Jack, who was holding the gun, calmed down. "You can shoot directly if you trespass on a house. Miss, you can testify for me."

"Mr. Drake, please stay in the protected area that Robin prepared for you, Batman will..."

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I don't know what's going on with the wildfires. It seems that there have been a lot of turmoil in the world recently. I always thought that there were enough superheroes, and even Bart of the Teen Titans was picked out and had a lot of work.

I stood outside Kent's house, expecting to wait for Connor, when I saw a Batplane land in front of me.

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Ah, it's an update this morning.

When my inspiration for speaking was exhausted, I lay flat.