[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

If it was not me who was the protagonist of this dispute, then I might laugh out loud.

Between the three little girls, there is an atmosphere that I can't describe. This atmosphere is so weird that I can't even speak.An instinct tells me not to speak now, not a single word.

I decided to trust my instincts.

Clara and Clara looked at each other, and the eyes of the two girls who had their shoulders on each other conveyed information that even a detective like me could not decipher.They turned to look at Corolla who came from the next class together: "Timothy/Drake is a classmate in our class, who are you!"

Carola was stunned for a moment, and the little girl quickly regained her momentum. She was as aggressive as a fighting cock: "I'm Tibao's friend!"

Uh, that's true, although I'd rather think of you as my downline, my Baker Street squad.But you are right when you say you are my friend.

My intuition tells me that I can't tell her you're my tool, I shut up and trust my intuition.

Have you ever seen chicks fighting for chicken food together?Now the little girls were pecking at each other like three fluffy chicks—fierce and cute.

But I want to run away.

"Timothy never mentioned you in front of everyone!"

"I've had coffee with Tibbo in the Blue Bottle, he made me call it that."

Carola, you can't hurt me, it's you who said you have big news to talk about the coffee I bought you - and didn't you say that you don't drink coffee, and ordered mousse cake and lemonade.

And...and Tibao was called out by you yourself, I just didn't deny it.

When I was young, I didn't understand that I had perfectly implemented the Bat-family's principle of non-recognition, non-denial, and non-rejection so early on.

As expected of me.

crackling.

There was lightning in their eyes.

My spine went numb, and I shook my head frantically at the other two girls: "I was just chatting with Carola."

Corolla turned her head. Most girls of this age are taller than boys. Corolla is an inch taller than me. She stood on tiptoe and put her arms around my neck, and kissed me on the cheek.

"We can also talk every day in the future."

……

The gunpowder barrel was finally ignited.

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Fred looked at me with his arms folded, disapproval written in his brown eyes.

"Tim, I thought you were a bit measured. I warned you not to recruit so many girls at once."

I collapsed on the lawn with no eyesight. I had suffered tremendous mental and physical torture. I couldn't hear what Fred was saying.

"Girls are very troublesome creatures, you'd better stay away from them..."

"I do not have……"

"What did you say?"

"I didn't provoke them on purpose," I covered my face with my hands to avoid showing my bad face, "and I don't think they quarreled for me."

Fred obviously didn't believe what I said, and he raised an eyebrow.

"I always feel that when they quarrel to the end, they just quarrel for their own dignity."

This little war ended with the girls just fighting for their own dignity, and I felt like I was the spoils among the girls and didn't enjoy it at all.

My Baker Street Squad project has failed, I swear I will never form a so-called Squad again, I swear I will never mess with a woman with such troubles again - even if this woman is only 7 years old , absolutely not.

Fred gave me a snort. He didn't believe my word at all, but I meant it.

Well, at least for now it's in good faith.

Fred looked at me for a long time, as if confirming my "only play with boys declaration", he condescended to nod his head.

He bent down suddenly and picked me up off the lawn.

"Wait, wait a minute!"

I hugged his neck in a panic, obviously we are the same size (although he is 9 months older than me, but I don't admit it), but he is already a full head taller than me.

It's not because I'm too petite!All I can say is that Fred has developed so well.

"I'll carry you to the gymnastics room."

I shook my head frantically, shaking my head like a wave drum: "I will do it myself, I will do it myself!"

But I think Fred has shown disappointment?

I am overthinking it.

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Losing my Baker Street squad had a huge impact on my batting, but the mental pressure of three schoolboys together made me decide to give up. I just couldn't handle it.

The squatting operation was also stopped by my mother. Although I was still a bit rebellious in my bones, I endured the humiliation for Janet.

Looks like my easy chair detective is going to be indefinitely for now.

In fact, the life of elementary school students also has some lovely places. Gotham Elementary School is a private elementary school with high education quality. Like me, I participated in the extracurricular interest groups of gymnastics and taekwondo-an inexplicable intuition told me that learning this would definitely be useful.

I also gradually mastered how to read my own books and do my own things in my spare time including class time - natural science and behavioral science are some aspects I am quite interested in, and there are more in this world that I don't know There are many new scientific and technological development directions, and there are many theories about behavioral science that I have never heard of.

Makes sense.

Batman and Robin - Yes, these two people have officially debuted, and I would like to call them both Batman and Robin, and they deserve both titles.

The activity of Batman and Robin has gradually increased, and the black bat is not only a dark legend in Gotham, he has gradually become a symbol of justice in the city.

For all his sabotage, obstruction of law enforcement, and constant trouble--we know he's a good Batman.

Penguins, clowns, scarecrows, riddlemen... all kinds of mental hospital villains have also become popular in Gotham these years.

You ask me what is a mental hospital villain?

Although the Gotham Daily refuses to admit it, it is actually a special villain of Gotham. It is known that criminals have no certain purpose in doing things and commit crimes only for pleasure.

By the way, Penguin is one of the more economical criminals out there, and I see him occasionally at parties - this guy is short, with a huge hooked nose and short orange hair, and the whole person is in his own huge body. The industry and the Arkham Mental Hospital repeatedly jumped around, and they didn't know what to draw.

"For the wealth and honor of the Copperpot family," Fred added.

"Oh, Fred."

He glanced at the news about Robin in the newspaper in my hand, pursed his lips, and said, "Read this whenever you have time."

I nodded without hesitation: "You know I'm a Batman fan."

"It's just stories about masked geeks. It's the same cliché that's always in the papers."

I smiled at him.

"Hmph." Fred turned away.

"You are always like this, you won't refute me." It's a pity that his voice was too low for me to hear this sentence.

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After Batman is booming in the city of Gotham, one of the benefits is that now someone can finally shoot a video about them-this is the benefit of the hot circle.

I'm sitting on a plush leather couch, being a couch potato for what it's worth, while the news from Gotham is playing on loop.

Suddenly, I sat up straight.

This is a video taken last night, the little hero who is loved by basically all Gotham kids (yes, I know some kids who say they don’t like it, but actually bought stickers secretly, the color scheme Too conspicuous), he performed a beautiful spin in the air holding a towering utility pole, and then his green elf boots landed lightly on a red Beetle.

I couldn't help breathing quickly, and a bolt of lightning suddenly cut through my mind.

It's dick!

That's what my old favorite acrobat Richard Grayson does best - he's a robin in a circus shed, every movement is as light as if the gravity of the earth is not working on him, Dick He even has a habit of going down from a high place. If he has a pole, he will make a somersault when he is about to land.

This action is neither necessary nor difficult, only Dick, only him!

Robin is Dick, Dick is Robin!

My hands started shaking, oh my god, I found a big secret.

I didn't care about the follow-up of the reporter on the TV, and the commentator's debate on Batman. I turned my head and ran quickly to the file cabinet used to store the newspapers, and found the reports of Harry's circus in chronological order.

"Bruce Wayne Adopts Circus Son", "Lucky Boy Becomes Adopted Son of Billionaire"...

The richest man in Gotham in the newspaper had a black-haired, blue-eyed boy in his arms.

Robin is also brunette!

How did Dick become a Robin when he was adopted by the Wayne family?

No no no, think about your previous question about Batman?Batman is a lone ranger. Although he destroys public property, he never robs or steals. Haven't you ever wondered where his funds come from?Exquisite bat darts, Batmobiles that are often replaced, although his equipment has always been dark, but it is definitely updated quickly.

Yes!The Wayne family is the sponsor of the black chiroptera.

My hand clutches the newspaper tightly, sure that I'm about to get the ultimate answer to a question that has plagued Gothamites for years.

But when I really got the answer, I hesitated to go any further.

After you get the truth, can you really protect this person who is protecting Gotham?

6ft 3in, the timing of Batman's haunts, Uncle Bruce and Batman's appearances that never coincide, the flow of money, the behavior of the adopted son, the death of the Waynes...

It all uncontrollably pointed in my head to the only correct answer to a dark knight hiding under the skin of a dude.

The author has something to say:

Grilling horses and Shura field ended together.

But don’t worry if there is no vest behind you, DC has a bunch of vests and other 100% vest pickers like Tim Lai.

A certain reporter, a certain police officer, a certain pilot...

Batmen, especially Batman, just don't take the initiative, refuse, or take responsibility for women. This is indeed the practice of bat men.

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