[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

When Tim woke up, he was still dizzy.

I came to a strange world, sleeping on a camp bed, I moved my nose slightly, and there was a smell of sex on the bed.

Who would put diapers on the bed?

I straightened up and looked around. This is a very simple room, if you ignore the bullets piled up on the side and the rocket launcher at the foot of the bed.

……

Which arsenal is this?

I touched the mask on my face again, even in the Titan Tower, I never took off my disguise, which also gave me the confidence that even in a strange world, I can still uphold myself Inherited from Dick With Jason's Robin identity, he is a perfect disciple of Batman...

"Tim, what the hell is going on with you?"

……

Wait a minute, why do you know my name?

A man with a red helmet on his head opened the door and walked in. I immediately began to analyze the basic identity of this man. He is tall, about 1 to 82 meters tall, and weighs about 1 kilograms by visual inspection. , wearing a brown jacket, with two guns pinned to his waist, I saw calluses on his hands, which are produced by people who have been playing with guns all year round.

This guy is definitely not a good stubble.

Why do you know my name?Is there me in this world?Or am I in the future?Will he threaten Bruce with me knowing who I am?What the hell is this guy trying to do?

"Don't use your little brain, Xiao Hong, I can hear the sound of your head about to burn." The man with the red hood was holding a tray with sandwiches and milk on it.

"Let's have something to eat."

I was taken aback by this man's familiar appearance, what's going on?

I was holding the sandwich in my hand, and bit into it inexplicably, it was quite delicious.

"How old are you now?" The red-barrel man naturally went to my bedside and scratched my hair.

"……15 years old."

"Well...then you're still Robin."

Do you mean that I will not be Robin in the future?With Batman and my current relationship, do you think I will retire?

I looked carefully and saw some fertilizers and nutrients next to the small potted plants by the window. The production date on it obviously made me realize that the time was different.

Unlike the last time I went to the world where Captain America crashed, this world that recognizes my existence is in the future.

I am under the eaves of others, eating a sandwich in small bites. This sandwich with black pepper cheese and bacon has obviously just been out of the pan, and you can still taste the juice of lettuce when you take a bite.

"I haven't seen you in 5 years, Xiaohong." When I was staring at the milk and thinking about whether to drink it, the man who had been looking at me through the helmet said, "If you still don't drink milk, I will tell you You, you're only a centimeter taller than Dick."

Uh, this red bucket knows my future self?Can I only grow to 1 meters?

I slipped a hand behind my back and took my Robin dart from the button.

"So what you are holding is still the original one? Let me tell you, don't be so fancy when designing in the future. I think your round black R-shaped dart is the best..."

"who are you?"

You are so familiar with me and don't care about my appearance, but I have never seen you.

The man took off the helmet, revealing a face inside. This is a young man in his 20s, with a pair of quiet green eyes like a pool of water, and a head of black hair, but a few strands of his forehead are dyed white.

I don't know this person, well, at least not now.

"I'm Jay." This is how the man introduced himself.

"I……"

"You're Tim Drake."

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When he saw Tim lying on his bed again, Jason thought that he, like the coffee-loving Red Robin, had hallucinated from staying up too late.

But Robin, who was secretly unmasked by a special technique and still wearing a pair of dark green leggings, surprised Jason with his youthful face—don’t ask why the authorities didn’t cut off his fingers when unmasking, it’s Robin’s. Traditional abilities.

Red Hood quickly realizes that this Robin is from the past, a Tim from the past who hasn't suffered yet.

I had to send him back. Suppressing the sourness in his heart, Jason quickly made a decision that he should return to his own time point instead of staying in this broken world.

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"You say Dick Grayson and I are dead? Batman is the leader of the Resistance? There's a Robin after I die? Superman turned into a bad-ass gangster?"

I was taken aback by the information instilled by this man who claimed to be Jay. Regardless of whether what this man said was true or not, I still remember Bruce’s pain when he lost Jason. What would happen to Bruce, who didn't want to lose Dick, after losing Dick and me one after another?

What does it mean that Robin betrayed Batman?Robin will never betray Batman, whoever betrays Batman is still called Robin?

"It wasn't after you died that you found a new Robin," Red Hood corrected, "it was after you flew solo."

"How could I fly solo!"

"What's more, the Robin you said to replace me would...betray Batman..." It was a bit difficult for me to say the betrayal, and I couldn't imagine that Batman would choose such a new Robin.

"This is actually not something you should know more about. You need to find your way back."

I know this guy named Jay is right, but you've painted Batman this way and then told me to just go back, and I don't think I can do it.

"Who are you? Where are you? Are you on the rebel side?" My intuition told me that the man who brought me the sandwich would not be the Superman he described with a hot-sighted headshot people on that side.

……

Thinking of that superman with a very sunny smile, I am a little less confident again.

"Who the hell would stand with that old Batman! I'd be suffocated standing with him!"

"...Your tone is a bit like the one I met before..."

Jay narrowed his eyes.

"...Catwoman..."

Jie wrinkled his nose: "Whatever you say, I have to find a way to get you back, you little guy who is running around."

"I don't," I rolled over and jumped off the bed, "you know who I am, so you should know that I'm going to find Batman and find my mentor."

"Tim Drake! Don't go crazy! The whole world knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne, and President Drake is dead long ago. Do you really think anyone doesn't recognize your face?"

"……What's the meaning?"

I was stunned, what does the whole world know that Batman is Bruce Wayne?Bruce won't let this happen.

"Stay here obediently, Xiaohong, I will let you go back to your Bruce."

"...What about Bruce over here?"

"And I."

I was firmly held by Jie's hand, blue eyes and green eyes looked at each other, and after a while, I nodded.

You don't let me go out, I can go out by myself.

But this man seemed to understand what I was thinking. He put his hands on my shoulders and warned me: "It's very chaotic outside, I don't recommend you to go out with your face, and I don't recommend you to wear Robin's clothes Get out - because this suit will get that asshole gangster and the rebels to come and beat you."

So what happened to Robin?What the hell did the Robin who replaced me do?

"I know how to put on makeup!" I am very confident. I have practiced this skill chosen by Bruce to the level of perfection. It can turn people into ghosts and ghosts into humans.

"Uh," Jie rubbed his chin, "I forgot, you still have this skill, it's okay, I'll find some materials for you."

I nodded and watched the man put on his helmet and go out with a big sniper.

After Red Hood left, I began to investigate this room—it was an old house with peeling wall stickers, only a simple camp bed, an oak desk and a metal chair, But there were a few books scattered on the desk, and I saw a copy of "Pride and Prejudice" that had been turned and turned yellow.

There are a bunch of small potted plants on the window sill. These plants are thriving, and their vigorous vitality makes the originally simple house start to have some pleasant factors.

I carefully squatted next to the pile of ammunition to investigate. According to the standard, this batch of equipment is quite new, especially the ones that were taken away, but there is still a large sniper and a large-caliber pistol. It takes a lot of work to control these against their recoil.

I tried to open the door handle, and there was an iron door outside the wooden door... well, there was no way to get out through the door.

And looking over the window, the city outside was a little lifeless, I didn't see any children outside, and all the pedestrians came and went in a hurry.

Before I could go any further into the details, Jay came back with a bag in his hand.

"...What did you bring here?" I saw the golden wig protruding from the bag in his hand.

"Camouflage supplies, Xiaohong, your favorite set in the future." This is what Jason took a lot of effort to dig out from the pile of collections just now, and he went to rob some irascible ladies on purpose. collection.

I took the bag over ignorantly, and looked at the foundation, highlighter, contouring, and shadow of a familiar brand, although the style had changed, I put the cosmetics aside and picked up the clothes at the bottom of the bag .

"...What is this that you brought here!" What is the set that I am most familiar with from now on?This is women's clothing!

"Well, since you want to disguise, you must disguise it to the end. Besides, the first time I saw you wearing this outfit, I really didn't recognize it."

I, Tim Drake, would pole dance in front of Conor and I wouldn't wear a dress.

……

"Okay, you take me out after I change clothes, you agreed."

Jie smiled maliciously: "I never lie when I speak."

I was a little skeptical, frowning as I watched the man close the door and go out.

The author has something to say:

Tim didn't recognize Jason at all, which is normal. The Jason he knew was not as tall as he is now, and his eyes were still blue, so as long as Jason didn't say anything, even if Tim was a little genius, just now Contact certainly does not know.

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