[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"No!" Barbara crushed the biscuit in her hand.

The oracle knows that today Bruce is forced to go to bed by Alfred to avoid falling asleep at 5 pm tomorrow and causing Thanksgiving dinner to still yawn, so today it is Barbara and Tim who are providing logistics and the other is conducting the night. patrol.

Today's night in Gotham was relatively calm. The former Batgirl who sat in front of the computer and watched the video and map felt a little sleepy until the son of Lex Luthor in Metropolis pressed Robin against the wall and kissed her.

Barbara felt like her red hair was burning like a flame.

Kang-na-!

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"So, Da Hong should come back."

"Beautiful!" Dick had already rushed back from Bludhaven at noon, and he scratched Tim's head, "Tonight's a good night!"

"Jason is back, Cassandra hasn't answered my call until now, I don't know, maybe she's still in Hong Kong."

"Afu! I invited Clark to our place for dinner! Remember to add more."

"Master Kent is coming?" Ah Fu lifted up his apron and wiped his wet hands, smiling as he watched Dick jump up excitedly.

"Yes! I have invited Superman!" Dick was very happy to have invited his idol - he was so happy that he could grow wings if he could bring the idol to his home for a meal.

I shook my head and reached for another cup of coffee - after being separated from Connor last night, I came back in a daze and didn't fall asleep until 6:00 am this morning.

"Teebo, you can't drink any more." Dick stopped me from wanting to have another drink. "Drinking so much is not good for your health."

It took me half a second to realize that Dick had just snatched the coffee cup from my hand.

"……All right."

I started biting my fingers.

"What's the matter? Tibbo?" Dick bent down to look at Robin, who was obviously anxious, and stretched out his hand to pull Robin's finger out of his mouth.

"I just feel," I feel my heart beating a little faster, "I just feel a little weird..."

Dick stood up straight away. He felt that Tibbo might have sensed some people's premonition that something was wrong. How is Arkham Asylum today? Has the clown escaped from prison?

"Forget it, maybe someone is talking about me behind my back," I pressed Dick's shoulders, "I'll go get Bruce out of his bedroom first."

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"Bruce?"

Batman is a sweet baby Bruce when he's in bed, normally only Alfred can get this Bruce out of bed, but today I have a special method.

"Jason will be here soon."

The pile on the bed was arched, I sighed, walked aside to open the closet, and brought over the clothes that Ah Fu had prepared yesterday: "Wake up, please? Bruce?"

An arm stretched out from the bed, grabbing at clothes indiscriminately.

I walked over to pass the clothes to Bruce's hand, but my chin was directly pinched by that hand.

Bruce's hand reached up, then pinched the flesh of my cheek, squinting at me from the bed.

It makes sense to say that Baby Bruce has been popular in Gotham for 20 years - not to mention Wayne's money that drives everyone crazy, just Bruce's face...

"Hmm..." The world in Bruce's eyes is still a little blurry now, he looked at the face whose eyes were squinted by his palm, how could it look familiar?

this eye...

"Bruce?"

"Put the clothes here, I'll do it myself."

I shook my head amusedly: "Ah Fu should be preparing dinner. For lunch, Dick and I secretly saved some for you. Tell me to go to the bathroom to help you fill up the water first?"

"Please, Tim."

Bruce, ignoring Robinbird as he headed toward the bathroom, rubbed two of his fingers together, thinking about the familiar blue eyes.

"Ah."

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"Are you going today too?" Connor was changing his clothes in front of the mirror. In fact, he didn't have too many expensive clothes in his closet (mainly Clark's salary really couldn't support it), but he had a handsome face and a tall and straight body. , can completely wear a vigor.

Kon rubbed his temples: "You can't change to the silver gray or heather gray one, or I suggest you wear the royal blue one."

Kon himself is used to wearing black clothes, but he used to be a man who could appreciate uniforms in three primary colors, and he was not particularly repulsed by colors that escaped.

But this doesn't mean that Kon can just watch Connor put on a flamboyant purple suit for himself.

A purple suit!

"But Ronaldinho once said, I can try to change to purple instead of always wearing red tights." Connor was very determined to wear clothes according to Ronaldinho's instructions.

"...Xiaohong told you to try purple, didn't she mean to make you dress like a clown?"

"Like a clown?" Connor was shocked.

Kon felt suffocated, and Connor was always used to telling himself from various aspects that this kid is less than 6 years old now.

"The royal blue one, I'm pretty sure."

When the little reporter Clark came home from get off work early in the afternoon, he finally shaved his beard with heat rays in the room, tidied up his grooming, and put on the clothes Louise kindly helped to buy. He opened the door and met him in his small apartment. two "sons".

"How are you two today..."

"Let's go to Wayne Manor!"

"Let's go see Ronaldinho!"

Clark clenched the cowhide bag in his hand, and wailed until there were marks, wanting to save it, but how could the strength of the Man of Steel be bearable by a cowhide bag...

"It cost me a week's wages!"

The curl of fur on the little reporter's dejected head collapsed.

Kon hesitated for a moment. Carl, who had put on a white cloak in his world, would no longer be in pain for a purse worth more than 2000 dollars like Clark.

He approached Clark for the first time, raised his hand and picked up the bag: "I know a little leather work, maybe I can help you."

"Thank you so much!" Clark hugged his son backhand, "Thank you so much!"

Kon felt a little uncomfortable. In his world, although Karl, who was once Clark, loved him, the Clark who belonged to him at that time had never expressed his feelings so openly like the Superman in this world.

Not to mention Carl later.

Kon can only say: "After all, I also use your salary in your house..."

"You're right, we are relatives after all." Clark quickly answered the question, and he suddenly turned around to look at Connor who was wearing Mensao instead of Mingsao.

"Connor, are you going too? Didn't Lex say he would take you to the Luthor Group's dinner party?"

"Is there such a thing?" Connor scratched his head innocently, "It doesn't matter, right, I still want to go to Wayne Manor."

Luther would be angry, and Clark was a little sad, but he quickly realized it.

It's not a day or two since Luther got angry and used kryptonite to me. It's time to be happy and go to Wayne first.

"Okay, then I'll fly back to Kansas to say hello to Martha, get an apple pie before I go, the two of you can go together first."

Superman took off his glasses and took off in the sky. When he was swimming among the white clouds, his super brain finally remembered something.

"Connor...is he messing with Bruce's boy?"

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"I heard the sound of a locomotive!"

"It should be that Big Red is back," I nodded affirmatively. When Roy helped Jason transform his motorcycle, I watched for a while. I have to say that Senior Red Arrow can drive a motorcycle with the level of transformation. The depot said, "I recognize the sound of this engine."

Sure enough, the one who walked in was Jason, who was wearing a jacket and was wild and unruly. He was forced to be embraced by Dick as soon as he entered.

"Let go of me! You dick!"

"Little Jaybird, I'm so relieved..." Dick pretended to cry, happily chatting with his younger brother who had been wandering outside all year round.

I could see that Jason was not happy at all, the gloating smile didn't stay on my face for long, and I immediately cleared my expression: "Let me take you to see Ah Fu in the kitchen first? You may want to help Ah Fu cook .”

"Ah."

Just as the two of us walked into the hallway full of portraits, and heard Dickie over there excited: "Aha! We can have a movie night!"

I heard Bruce's voice coming out: "Tim, did you see my..."

Jason looked away, not wanting to look at Bruce.

Bruce saw Red Hood standing behind Robin, and he opened his mouth to say something, but the words didn't come out.

I was anxious after reading it, so I could only throw a brick first: "Bruce, where did you put the complete works of Austin that you bought last time?"

"I put it next to my bed in my bedroom..."

With a smile on the corner of my mouth, I stooped quietly and ran away.

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"Which movie do you think we should watch tonight?"

I was imagining what kind of tsundere pair the father and son were, and when I heard Dick ask which movie to watch for tonight's movie night, I also came over to give Dick advice.

But the two of us were arguing over whether to watch See Your Father-in-Law or Titanic when I heard the doorbell ring.

"Who else is coming?"

"It must be Clark!" Dick ignored my argument and trotted to open the door for his idol.

But it was Barbara in the wheelchair who came in.

"...Barbara?"

"What? I'm not welcome, Dickie?" Oracle shook the armrest of the wheelchair, and walked into the manor like a queen descending.

"Tim! Come and help me push."

Surrounded by Barbara's queenly aura, I nodded and ran behind her with small steps.

"I don't think...you kid is not stupid."

Dick was a little puzzled: "Tim is the smartest person in our family except Bruce! Babs? Did Timber get into trouble for you?"

How could it be that I got into trouble?This kid was bullied last night, Dick, don't you know?

But Barbara didn't take it out on Dick, she just gave me a look that I thought was weird.

"...what's the matter, Barbara?"

"I can borrow some kryptonite from Kara," the oracle said about his friend Supergirl very naturally, "I think you need to keep some spray, Kryptonians, you must be ruthless."

"what?"

The author has something to say:

Bruce was put to sleep by Ah Fu, and it was Barbara who saw the video...she thought it was a forced kiss.

As for what Bruce saw by pinching Teebo's face in the morning...

Bless Tibbo.

I changed to a new cover, a teapot that can fit into a coffee cup, it is very beautiful, it was drawn by Mrs. Fairy!