[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"...Are you kidding me?" Although I disguised myself as a woman to seduce Timothy, and became Jason's mistress, I didn't know that I was kissed by several men, but I knew I was a straight man.

If you don’t believe me, let me count my girlfriends with my fingers.

"I mean," Connor struggled to hold Ronaldinho's hand, sat up straight, "can you be my boyfriend?"

Connor's straight ball was straight and fast, and he looked at me innocently, full of his own passion.

I suddenly felt a little dry in my throat, thinking about Stephanie—no, Stephanie seemed like Cassandra broke up with me for her.

I was thinking how to say no to Connor when I heard Superman cough.

I quickly waved my hands away from Connor, walked up to Superman and pulled him up to stand up: "Are you okay? Superman."

Clark looked at his younger brother, or son, behind Robin in the Bat House without saying a word. Anyway, no matter what, he always felt that he would be taken by Batman's ears to the red sun room of the watchtower to be voluntarily challenged. , Practicing gymnastics.

"I'll take you up first. Bruce will be very worried if he hasn't seen you for so long." That Robin shouted made Clark, who was still in Lex's office, feel his heart tightening.

"Um……"

"I feel better, Clark, I can fly up with Ronaldinho."

"No, no, no," Clark must refuse. He really doesn't know if the Batman up there has discovered what happened at the bottom of the valley through his magical Batplane, but according to Clark's opinion of Connor As far as I know, this kid has no shy tendons at all, and he will definitely announce in the Batplane how he wants to confess to Little Robin, "In order to prevent him from burying me with kryptonite and throwing me off the plane, or I'll take Robin up."

I looked at Connor in silence, and Connor's dog eyes, which were somewhat similar to Clark's, looked at me sincerely and enthusiastically.

"Let's go back, you come to Robin Hole in Gotham, let's not talk about this, shall we?"

Clark was sad to find that Connor was ignited by this sentence.

I will be handcuffed and interrogated by Bruce sooner or later—no matter how hard he knows that his Connor is actually a minor under the age of 5, Clark knows very well that even if Bruce is not satisfied with Robin's suitor, He will definitely vent his anger on Superman.

Kon, who was standing in the wind on the Batplane, was blown stiff.

Nightwing saw Ronaldinho being carried by Superman to the Batplane and Connor following them.

"Great!" Dick immediately stepped forward and hugged his idol and baby bird, "This is really great!"

Bruce was bandaging his wounds, and he was about to jump just now.

"Tim."

I looked up at Bruce, I didn't hear his heart-rending Robin, but I knew how much my father loved me.

"Bruce... we're all fine, aren't we?"

After a second, I suddenly remembered that a certain demon child was missing, "Where is Thalia and that child?"

Wouldn't it really be taken away as an inheritance?

"They should be safe and Talia will bring Damian to a suitable place to live."

I approached Bruce and patted him on the shoulder, took the medicine tray in his hand, and helped him continue to take the medicine: "But you are not in the lives of their mother and son."

Bruce snorted because of Robin's quick and refined technique: "What kind of life Damian is willing to choose, I will let him go...just like the mature Dick and you...and Jason. "

I laughed, and I heard Dick say, "Bruce is getting older and softer now."

"I mean...Bruce, it's almost Thanksgiving, should we invite Jason over for a meal?"

"Yes, sir," Afu, who was replaced by Dick in the cab, came in with a drink. He distributed the drink to everyone present, and even gave the gentleman a hug when he passed by Clark, " Thank u."

"This is a holiday fit for reunion, Master Bruce."

"If he wants to come."

I smiled. "He will."

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"You confessed to Xiaohong?" Kon suddenly asked while he was tidying the sheets.

Connor was still floating in the air admiring the newly bought pair of golden earrings, when he suddenly heard another question from himself, Connor turned around: "What?"

Kon took a closer look at this Connor. He is still a teenager in appearance now, he looks a little slender compared to himself, but there is no lack of muscles on his body, and he has a traditional Kryptonian inverted triangle figure with wide shoulders and narrow waist.

Connor's face is a little less like Clark than his own face, which is more than 90% of Clark's replica, and his eyes are more like Luthor.

Compared with his silent appearance, the world's own little red newly-acquainted Connor is as lively as a lark.

"I heard you when I was on the Batplane."

Connor stopped posing in front of the mirror, and landed beside Kon: "Isn't it natural to want to confess to Ronaldinho?"

"He's so nice, he's as sweet as Martha's apple pie when he smiles, and he's more comfortable when he hugs me than when I was taken into space by Clark to bask in the sun..."

Of course Xiaohong knew that Kon was kind, but he couldn't understand Connor's sudden and passionate confession.

"But why would you confess?"

"Such a good Robin, I want to be with him for the rest of my life, he is my Robin, and I am his Kryptonian... well, I just want to kiss him." Connor finally gave up listing himself and All the uniqueness between Ronaldinho - because there's another Connor here.

"When I see him now, I want to kiss him. I'm all about him. I just want to pursue him. There's no other reason than because he's Tim Drake."

Kon looked at Connor, Connor showed an innocence and indomitable spirit unique to young people: "Even if it is the next person that Kang said, anyway, I just want to embrace every second we are together. "

Can I...can I have a further relationship with Xiaohong?

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"Well, hello, I'm Robin... ok, Bat, here to help you."

When we returned to Gotham, Clark dragged the two superboys by the neck like a ghost behind him, hugged Batman and disappeared.

Bruce looked at me meaningfully for a long time before he flung his cloak and returned to Wayne Manor.

"Baby Bird," said Dick, who was the last one to get off the plane because he acted as the pilot in the second half of the flight, "Can you really invite Xiaojie back?"

Cassandra and Jason are missing from the Wayne family dinner on Thanksgiving. Cassandra is welcome, but how the little bird returns to the nest is a question that mother bird has been thinking about.

I answered ah, then suddenly turned around and remembered something - it seemed that there were two Jasons, did I tell Bruce that Red Hood had two?

I continued walking toward Wayne Manor, then stopped again—as if I hadn't told Batman that Stephanie was still alive.

Uh, I really didn't mean to.

But even if Thanksgiving is two days away, none of the criminals will understand our feelings. Obviously Bruce is also full of injuries. He wants to go out to watch the night and leave me in the Batcave so that I can recover from my injuries.

While calling out the map for Batman and providing logistical support, I was still thinking about how to invite Jason back. First of all, it would be troublesome enough to bring Big Red back. Should I bring the knight back?

Cassandra should tell Batman that Stephanie is alive, she should?

"Old man, long time no see, oh, brand new Batmobile." Why did I hear Jason's voice on the communicator... No, I'm still planning to have him and Bruce meet at the dinner table, The two won't fight now, will they?No, no, no, no, right?

Where's Dick?The full attendance of your police is no longer in the next life, do you still care about one or two days?Why rush to work and leave me here alone! ?

"Jason," I heard Batman's husky voice and Red Hood's disdainful sneer, "Dick and Tim both want you to come back to Wayne Manor for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Aha, Grayson and Drake, they invited me?"

God, Bruce!You coax big red!Why can you throw a straight ball when you face me, but you can't when you face Dahong, who is as arrogant and arrogant as you!

"..." Bruce wanted to open his mouth to explain that he was also looking forward to Jason's return. Even if he monitored the movement of the Red Hood every day and backed up no less than 10 methods on how to control the Red Hood in his computer, he still hoped that Jason would come back. .

The old bat still didn't say anything.

He asked a question that took my breath away.

"You and Robin...are you having a conflict?"

"Xiaohong is angry with me... No, where did you hear that?"

"Be careful when making a girlfriend. If you and Robin cannot control your emotions just because of a woman, I think I will let you know."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Batman didn't condemn Jason's swear words, he just said his simple investigation: "That girl named Betty is probably a spy sent by the League of Assassins. I can't find out her past at all. If you really want to Keep her with the Red Hoods, I want you to keep an eye on her, and I'll keep Robin away."

"Are you addicted to dismantling couples again? Let me count, Helena, Stephanie..."

Jason's first reaction was to be irritable and then attack the old bat. The control freak's desire for control made Red Hood very dissatisfied, but Jason soon realized the name Betty.

"I seem to have seen such a girl who mentioned to keep her... When did she become my mistress? Didn't I give her money and let her go to school?"

"In short, this is a person who is likely to be Thalia's subordinate. I have information that this woman is very close to Damian."

Bruce heard Jason say that no one would get on well with that demon bastard.

Batman didn't care about his adopted son's complaints about his own son, but solemnly ordered: "Robin seems to be deeply in love with Betty too, you three should break it off."

Jason was caught in a tangle. In his impression, the girl named Betty really only had a bank card relationship with him. Could it be that he lost his head and snatched Xiaohong's girlfriend when he didn't pay attention?

"Where is my mistress?" Red Hood muttered softly, he turned his head to look at Batman's affirmative eyes, wondering if his brain still has the aftereffects of soaking in that green pool, "Okay, I'll go back and have a look. "

And now I'm sitting in front of the bat computer in the background, and I'm frozen—when did Bruce start investigating Betty?Why would he know Betty?And how many people actually know that Betty is the Red Hood's mistress?

I suddenly slapped myself on the face with my left hand, calling you to die, calling you to die, calling you to die, why are men disguised as women so dedicated? !

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I'm sure that this dinner party must be a disaster.

Clark will be the second worst.

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