[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"I thought I only got drugged once, and I refused to participate..." Bruce racked his brains to recall only a few episodes of the sweet night Thalia spoke of.

Thalia took her hand off Batman's chin, and the woman said, "But you're my favorite, my dear detective."

Bruce has realized that he has been stolen by the teacher's daughter, and he shifted his gaze to the child next to Thalia.

"You and I cooperated very well at that time," Thalia showed a memorable expression, "I never thought of making you responsible after that, our son was trained by the masters of the League of Assassins, and he was trained by us. Very well raised."

"Son." Batman saw that the child next to Talia resembled his young self.

"Yes, I've been a little bit lately, for a greater cause," Talia lifted the hair on the side of her ear, "He needs a better man to guide, and I need to rebuild my army, and now I I want to leave him to you so that you father and son can get to know each other well."

Bruce saw the child next to Thalia pull out a samurai sword from his waist, and the boy pressed the blade against his chin: "Father, I thought you would be taller."

On a certain lighthouse pole at the pier, an unknown person with a red bucket began to grit his teeth to prevent himself from laughing and falling from the lighthouse.

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Alfred listened to the conversation in the earphone, the old man clutched his chest, almost passed out from the excitement.

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"Uh..." I looked at Connor with a serious expression, not knowing how to answer, and Cassie, who had excellent ears, also came over.

"Robin," Wonder Girl shoved her ex-boyfriend Connor to the ground with one butt, "Which Connor do you like better?"

Now I was gripping my socks with my nervous toes, and said to him from left to right: "It's all Connor, they were all my best partners at one time."

Connor jumped up from the floor: "But I am the partner who has been with you for 4 years, 3 months and 8 days...I met you two months after I was born, and you have been my recognized partner since that day .”

Cassie covered her chest quietly, as if she had already broken up with Connor.

Kon turned around and walked to Connor's side: "I have been with Xiaohong as a partner for more than 10 years."

Connor turned into a choked chicken.

He looked at Xiao Luo with a stiff expression, and somehow remembered the Kang he saw in the world with Tony, the kiss in front of him.

What if, Connor couldn't help thinking, what if it went further?Ronaldinho's partner can be Connor, or Connor from another world, or even someone else.

In the position of partner, Connor looked at Kon, and a different thought arose in his heart.

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After the group of people left, the knight from Arkham jumped off the high pole and scratched his chin covered by the barrel with great interest.

"The new kid also has black hair, and I don't know if his eyes are blue." He was a little disappointed, "Why didn't I see Thalia bring such an interesting cub to the old bat?"

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"This will become your new home."

Damian looked at the subterranean cave - huge coins standing upright, a statue of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, playing cards with clowns on them, uniforms in a glass case...

Most importantly he saw a car on the stand.

Bruce squatted down and hugged his cheap son's shoulders: "Your mother told me that you were trained and raised in the League of Assassins, but since you are left by my side now, what you have done is Follow my rules, use them to fight crime, and act chivalrously."

Damian's beautiful green eyes rolled, and he said disdainfully, "Aha? Fighting crime? Don't be kidding me."

He put his hands behind his back and started wandering around in the cave. When he saw the bats in the air, he raised his mouth and quickly suppressed his smile: "TT, how did you get rid of the bat's droppings?"

Bruce has been a father many times. He has three sons and a daughter. Now the newcomer, who is related to him by accident, Bruce slows down his voice: "They don't live in this hole, they live in another vent hole, you Mother……"

"My mother never bothered me, she didn't have time for me... oh, it's the new Batmobile! Cool!"

Bruce stood up straight: "Damian, I think you should talk to me first."

The boy went straight up and kicked his old father, and directly used Batman's body to turn over and punch his father in the face: "Then you will beat me!"

I dragged my exhausted body that was almost lost my hair by the inexplicable atmosphere in the Titan Tower and finally returned to the Batcave—to be honest, Arkham Knight called me halfway and laughed, and I didn’t know he was there. Why are you laughing, and asked if he was short of money and wanted to get Zhang Dahong's card for him, but he laughed even more happily.

Connor and Kon made a semblance of peace, thank goodness Clark was a nice guy, and he said he'd keep an eye on the two Superboys for me... I just hope Luthor doesn't have any weird reactions to Kon's presence.

When I came down the stairs, I saw a scene that surprised me.

"I'm only two days away, am I missing something, Bruce."

Bruce reached out and pressed the little boy's head: "Robin, let me introduce you, this is Damian, he will stay with us temporarily."

I walked across the bridge in the batcave and came to the platform, looking at this boy who was almost the same as little Bruce, thinking of the photos and envelopes I still put in my little red bird, I couldn't help softening my expression.

I squatted down and stretched out my hand to the child: "Take care of me."

The boy, Damian, was motionless.

I glanced at Bruce in a blink of an eye, then looked at Damian's face that resembled Bruce, and sighed: "Here, this is called a handshake, and it's what we use to express friendship..."

But the boy gave me a vicious look: "Don't teach me, I'll smash your face."

I put my hand back.

Bruce patted me on the shoulder: "Go and rest first, you should be very tired."

I looked at Damian who left without saying a word, and gave the father a look: Is he all right?

Ah Fu came from behind: "Master Damian, let me show you your temporary residence..."

"I'm going to fhjbhctd," Damian trotted away, "my mom always let me do what I wanted."

I watched Ah Fu chase that little boy away, and reached out and patted Bruce on the shoulder: "In just a moment, you have another son."

This Damian is the one I saw at Jay's place, that... the first person I tested the waters with the image of Albertina.

"Tim, this kid is going to be hard to deal with," said Bruce, who had already experienced it all the way when he brought the little gunner back. "His grandfather was the leader of the League of Assassins, and he grew up among these terrorists. Thalia used him as a weapon in my war against her..."

"Okay, Bruce," I looked at the pursed mouth under Bruce's hood, and I started to interpret it in my heart. Is the old father worried that I won't accept Damian, "I will treat him well, this black man over here Let me deal with the escape from the gate prison, you go and communicate with this kid first—Ah Fu may not be able to deal with him."

Batman looked at the back of his Robin leaving, and wrapped his cloak tightly in annoyance-Dick was also very unhappy when he brought Jason back, especially what happened to Tim recently.

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When I was dealing with the matter at the Black Gate Prison, I ran into the knight: "Jason... are you here with the red hood?"

That unlucky black mask has been fighting with Dahong recently, what if you get hacked with this red head?

But the knight just laughed when he saw me: "Did you see that brat?"

I snorted annoyedly: "Yeah, a not very polite kid."

I jumped down from the tree, looked at the body on the ground that I found out to be the insider who escaped from the prison, and frowned: "Jason, did you see his head?"

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When I came back, I only saw Damian who was still practicing with a knife in the bat cave. Upholding the principle of peaceful coexistence, I kindly reminded him: "Damian, training alone is not very effective, come here Let me help you open the training ground in the Batcave."

Damian held the pistol across his chest, looked at me, and then slashed at me with the knife.

I reached out and blocked it with the arm knife in my hand: "Hey, where did you get this knife? It was sharpened?! Will Ah Fu give you this?"

I glanced at the knife again—isn't this Thomas's collection?

"I extracted the servant's fingerprints and got this knife very easily."

I froze for a moment: "Servant? Alfred is like Bruce's father, he is our family."

Damian smiled indifferently: "He is just a servant, my father hired him with money"

"Shut up!" I couldn't bear this child to continue to say Ah Fu, he was so uneducated-this little kid was different from the big boy who called me Albertina, and he was even more different from the well-behaved little Bruce.

"I listened to my father's advice to fight crime today..." Damian said to me calmly.

An ominous premonition rose in my heart.

Damian picked up the bag on the ground with a knife, and he raised a head in front of me: "Oh, look, fight crime."

This head is exactly the head of the cooperating spy I tracked down in the Black Gate Prison before, and the expression on the head is still wide-eyed and terrified.

I think I'm having a heart attack: "We don't kill people! Batman doesn't kill people, you know? You can't take what you learned from your grandpa to Gotham!"

The young master from the League of Assassins tilted his head and looked at me: "But the teachings of the League of Assassins tell me that I should treat the enemy like this."

He threw the head into my arms.

"Now that I'm here, I'm my father's legitimate and only son, so he won't need you, a fake son."

The head exploded in the air and Damian slashed at me with a knife.

I was dazzled by the light of the explosion, I rolled over and used the knife on my arm to hold it twice, and then adjusted quickly, pushing this little kid to the ground.

"Damian," I fought my last patience with the kid, "why are you acting like a little bastard?"

Damian rubbed the thigh I kicked just now, looked at me: "You don't deserve this, you are just Batman's adopted child, and I am about to inherit..."

I rolled my eyes, reached out to put the gun back into the scabbard, and was about to find Ah Fu and put it back in the original storage cabinet.

"Whether I can inherit the position of Batman, whether it is Batman's child is up to Bruce, Damian, Alfred"

Before I finished speaking, Damian hit my face directly with the glove with the bronze tiger on his hand.

"But I am Batman's son! I will inherit everything that belongs to Bruce Wayne!"

The author has something to say:

Someone asked why Connor didn't keep monitoring Tibbo's heartbeat and didn't pay attention.

Because... Batcave Bruce would be a ghost if he could make the Kryptonians hear him.

Rice: TT

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