God, do you need a boyfriend who can dance?

"I'm drunk with one person, and the drunkenness makes the beauties a pair, and the two eyes follow each other alone. I only hope that they can return in the future..."

A young man's clear voice came from the quiet and empty room. He hummed a few words to the computer, and felt that he was not comfortable sitting in the chair, so he put a pair of long legs on the table and stool next to him. .

The black tights wrapped a pair of slender legs, with smooth lines and well-proportioned muscles, full of athletic beauty.It's a pity that the owner of these legs is acting indecently now.He moved his butt back and forth as if he couldn't sit still, and finally sank into the softest cushion in the center, and then stopped.

There was a little raccoon icon on the computer desktop, and the second person on the mic couldn't help but tease when he heard the out-of-tune singing, "I said, classmate Gege, do you want to stop dancing and become a male MC anchor recently?" The voice was very Unserious, with a bit of scorn, but for no reason, he couldn't feel the malice in his voice.

The classmate Gege whose name was named is No. [-] on Maishang. His nickname is Yige, and his real name is Xu Tingzhou. When he first entered the circle, Xu Tingzhou named himself Yige. A boat, and using a boat is purely used to pretend to be coercive. On the other hand, at that time, I happened to think of a certain poem that my father had memorized all the year round when I was a student, and I used it directly.

And isn't Yige the first brother? Wouldn't it be great if everyone would call him brother?

I thought it was beautiful, but after entering the circle, I realized that the nickname is not what you want to change, you can change it if you want.

Before my brother called for a few days, the little fans had already seen through Yi Ge's true colors, and directly discussed changing steaming to gege, and then spread it out like this.

But the range is limited to a hundred, because a bag of children's shoes is still a dancer who is not even a little pink, and there are not many posts on Weibo. The videos on station B are still in single digits, except for the one who took him "Fan Dance", which has entered the circle, popped up on the homepage once or twice from time to time, and it didn't have much popularity.

Xu Tingzhou himself thinks it doesn't matter, he is content to be able to dance and share the videos he recorded with those hundreds of little fans after work.

Now the lazy Xu Tingzhou continued to hum a few more words, and then lazily started to fight back, "Brother, I don't want to dance today, I want to sing, can't I?"

"Ah, no, Kouhu, now I have to change my name to Dad."

Xu Tingzhou posted an emoticon package on the public screen, the most classic one is "Kneel down and call Dad".

Ermai's Jianghu Yeyu suddenly became calm, "Little Gege, since you are a kid, don't pretend to be an adult. You will be beaten if you steal what your fathers say."

"Fuck you, little pomelo, Wenxin, let's ignore this lunatic."

The other two people in this small room are two girls, one named Yuzujiang and the other named Wenxin, both are Xu Tingzhou's acquaintances.

Xiaoyouzi's cute girly voice came over, "Senior Zhou Zhou, seriously, why don't you consider changing your career to singing? Don't you see how lonely our dance area is? Look at the next door, and it's impossible to have a singing session. It's the rhythm of getting stuck, and besides, your voice is not bad, you have a gentle voice, don't you really think about sending it?"

Wen Xin, who has been busy eating and didn't have time to talk, ate two pieces of potato chips first, and then she took the trouble, "That's right, Mr. Pianpianzhuo Shijia has such a gentle voice, it's really too much not to sing." wasted."

"I don't agree." Ermai's Jianghu Yeyu immediately became anxious, "Why go online, come to my big game area, Gege, I will teach you how to play games, and I will teach you how to play, as long as nine, nine, eight, nine If you can't buy ninety-eight, you will suffer losses, and if you can't buy ninety-eight, you will be fooled."

Xu Tingzhou became greedy when he heard the sound of their eating. He touched the apple on the table, wiped it, and bit it into his mouth, "How long have you been teaching Jiujiuba, Ye Yu, you are too black-hearted."

Jianghu Yeyu on Mai seemed to hesitate for a moment, "Looking at our friendship, I will teach you ten hours in [-]."

"I'll go, you are too black-hearted, and you are not afraid that the class you run will go bankrupt."

"Hehehe." The person at the other end laughed cheerfully, "Who let your singing pollute my ears? I'm just taking precautions. When I teach you, Master will starve to death. Then the whole district will be occupied by you." What should I do?"

Xu Tingzhou rolled his eyes, "Well, since we can't make a deal, it's better to listen to my singing."

After gnawing on the apple a few times, he turned on the accompaniment and sang the Holy Comedy again.

Jianghu Yeyu is still complaining on the public screen, I am drunk alone, and seven or eight young ladies sleep with me, young ladies, young ladies, where are you all?

The other three didn't stop them, and after listening to it, it turned out to be pretty good.

In the end, it was Jianghu Yeyu who couldn't take it anymore, "No, no, I'm going to play games. This song is too magical, I can't listen to it."

As he said that, he waved back with the others.

There were only three people left in the room, and the foodies asked their hearts out, not knowing what they were eating, and they were chewing very vigorously.

Yuzu sighed, "Senior Zhou Zhou, my proposal just now is true."

Xu Tingzhou paused, changed his mind, typed six dots on the public screen, and then answered a sentence, let's chat on the public screen.

This is really weird, obviously the microphones of the three of them are all fine, but this guy leaves the microphones alone and wants to talk on the screen, what the hell is this guy?

But after thinking about it, Yuzu Jiang understood, Senior Zhou Zhou must be shy, I am sorry to say it.

Youzi thought about it for a while, and originally planned to persuade Xu Tingzhou earnestly, but now it is the same when it is changed to written form.

Yuzu started typing on the public screen.

Grapefruit Sauce: Senior Zhou Zhou, it’s been two years since you graduated. You must have been annoyed after hearing me tell you so many times. This time I advise you to turn around online not only because your voice is very suitable, but also because Did you know that a great god appeared there recently?His voice is so nice, absolutely attacking, you will fall in love with him as soon as you hear it.Originally, he hadn't joined the group. There are many grandmas in the group, from all districts. It has nothing to do with their online cover, but this time I don't know who pulled him into it. You should add it too. It's really It's an opportunity, not to mention that it's good to know more people, you are too nerdy in the third dimension, and now you can't be so nerdy when playing online.If you stay at home, no love will come to your door. Believe me, Mr. Zhou Zhou.

Xu Tingzhou scratched his head in embarrassment. Fortunately, he had the foresight and didn't open the mic directly, otherwise the atmosphere would be so embarrassing.

Yuzujiang is an experienced user of station B. He likes to watch videos on the largest same-sex ♂♂ dating website in the country. He also pays attention to a lot of up masters in various districts. , Station B and other major portals to search for the love of grandma masters, and properly practiced a pair of eyes for discovering love, until she wandered to the dance area and opened the video called "Fan Dance".

Wow, this little brother is a bit awesome, his legs and waist are simply amazing.

But brother, why are you wearing a mask?

Regarding this point, Yuzu Jiang was very unhappy, he couldn't see his face and was happy.She watched it once, and watched it again with the barrage, and followed the barrage among a large number of fans, "Grandma, I want to give birth to a monkey for you, give birth to a dozen."

When she saw it for the third time, she suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why does this person, this figure, look a bit like Xu Tingzhou, the senior she had a crush on in college?

If that's the case, why is he wearing a mask when he dances?

Yuzujiang followed the introduction of the up master and found Weibo, saw the profile on Weibo, and finally found what he wanted to see, it was indeed a university student.

So the two met each other friendly. Although Xu Tingzhou was a little embarrassed when they met, after all, he was the one who rejected the cute elementary school girl at the beginning. Fortunately, it has been a few years. After learning that the elementary school girl already has a boyfriend After that, he felt relieved.The two gradually changed from an awkward relationship between seniors and juniors to two-dimensional good friends, talking about everything.At the same time, the lifelong event of dear senior Zhou Zhou also broke the junior girl's heart.

The original sentence, "I already have a boyfriend, Senior Zhou Zhou, you should have found a boyfriend too, right?"

That's right, back then Xu Tingzhou used the excuse that he was gay to reject the junior girl, and of course he was.

However, the world is so big, he just didn't find the person he felt, and he didn't want to let it go, so after more than two years of graduation, Xu Tingzhou is still alone.

Seeing that Xu Tingzhou hadn't replied yet, Yuzu Jiang knew that he must be embarrassed, so he continued his efforts.

Yuzujiang: I have never recommended anyone, but according to my observation, this great god is very clean, never flirts in the circle, and has no bad reviews. Besides singing, I want to sing, otherwise he is too busy. Otherwise, he is the same kind as you, Zhou Zhou, you should be tempted.

Grapefruit sauce: Ah bah.

In a blink of an eye, Yuzu Jiang vetoed his own words again. It is really not good to do matchmaking before the other party's sexual orientation is confirmed.

Yuzujiang: I mean no matter if he is straight or crooked, if you get to know more people, maybe your fate will come, Zhou Zhou, are you listening?

Xu Tingzhou woke up from his memory and typed slowly on the public screen.

Yi Ge: I am here, I will think about it, thank you dear Yuzu.

Yuzu Jiang: Alright, if you think it through, hit me and I'll give you the group number, or tell me what you think, welcome anytime!

Yi Ge: Well, it’s time to dance, so I won’t tell you any more.

Xu Tingzhou stood up from the chair, but didn't quit immediately.At this time, Wen Xin, who was busy eating, came to his senses.

"Oh, oh, I said why I just went to peel a grapefruit, and then there was no sound. It turned out that it was chatting on the screen. Let me see what they are talking about."

In the next moment, people suddenly screamed.

"Ahhh, Yuzuyuzi, I know the great god you are talking about, the one who is extremely cold, ahhh, the voice is super super super super nice, so magnetic, ahhh, I fell in love with it when I heard it yesterday gone."

"What's the name?"

"Remember when you come." Yuzu Jiang quickly answered.

"Ah, that's right." Wen Xin said happily, "If you say it that way, it's true. He and we, Gege, sing and dance together, and the voices are also very good. Do you want to introduce them? Do you know the great god? ?”

"It's difficult if you don't know each other."

The two immediately felt sorry for each other, and went straight to gossip about the great god.

Xu Tingzhou didn't care much about these things, and he would occasionally see the name Ji Lai Shi, but he didn't take it seriously and didn't open it.

Apart from work, he likes to dance by himself. Dancing is his spare time. Although he is more lively and funny on the Internet, in fact, he doesn’t like to go out to socialize very much. Working in the company is already tiring enough, and he doesn’t want to deal with other people.

As for love.He twitched the corners of his lips, and he came naturally when it was time to come. If he couldn't find that person, it would be a big deal to live his life alone.

The author has something to say: Someone who lives in other people's lines [Lasagna Tears]: When can I hug my Zhou's thigh and take off my Zhou's mask?

Xu Tingzhou: Oh, dancing is all I have, everyone else go away...

Someone gets kicked away.