[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

The bed where the idiot fish sleeps is actually quite big. Because of his poor sleeping posture, he often fell asleep and fell asleep, so he changed from a human shape to a fat-headed goldfish. , I found that the fish was drooling all over the bed, and the tail flicked and flicked, almost bouncing her off the bed.Silly Danyu was afraid that she would not agree to sleep with her in the future, so he had already had the shrimp demon repair it once.

Although the water family members didn't say anything, they also vaguely guessed that a clam spirit who had a good relationship with her before sat in the shell and jumped over to congratulate her: "Mandarin mandarin fish, although our king has a bad brain, His appearance is barely strong, and he is quite upright, but he is strong in force and has a good temper, don't you think?"

The striped mandarin woman asked in confusion: "...is it alright, why? You came to me today just to praise him?"

The clam spirit is always smiling, and now she smiled even more happily: "Because you are always a fish, you are so lonely, and now you are married to the king, congratulations."

Listening to what she was saying, the striped mandarin woman suddenly felt that something was wrong, and quickly stopped her: "Wait, what is the marriage? Who?"

The clam spirit was full of innocence: "You, you and the king."

The strip-clothed mandarin woman thought that the old lady really only stood side by side with him, how could she, a pure and white mandarin fish, become a pair with that stupid fish, but the clam spirit thought she was shy: "Don't be embarrassed, We fish, how can we have so many rules, the king likes you, he will definitely not take concubines, when the time comes, you will be a pair of fish for the rest of your life, how wonderful it will be."

The clam spirit continued to walk away, while the striped mandarin woman sat on the bed in a daze, regurgitating what she had just heard.She is usually smart and witty, but this is the first time she has encountered the problem of love/love. In the past, fish or shrimp, crab, and water monsters who admired her were all dismissed by her because they were not good at martial arts or stupid. She had sex with a water monster like the silly fish, and after she thought about it carefully, she was sure that the silly fish had no interest in her, and she was indifferent to the silly fish, so she chose to go out to find the clam spirit to clarify.

It's a pity it's too late.

All the big and small water monsters at the bottom of the Tongtian River congratulated her, and the striped mandarin woman couldn't bear such enthusiasm. When she was in the East China Sea, there was a silver carp who admired her but was rejected by her, but the silver carp who liked it A jellyfish monster led all the relatives in her family, blocked the door to ask her to settle accounts, and described her outside as a promiscuous woman who specializes in robbing other people's fish. The striped mandarin woman left the East China Sea in a rage, and there were twists and turns in the middle In so many sea areas, how could I have encountered such a family member who wholeheartedly bless her and that silly fish? In a panic, he turned around and left, fled back to his room, and closed the door.

Then the water family can keep them from entering at the door, how can the king let him at the door, he is still the idiot fish king who sounds extremely anxious.The strip-clothed mandarin woman let the silly fish in, and the first thing the silly fish did after entering the door was to ask her: "Little mandarin fish! I saw you running just now! Are you injured?"

The strip-clothed mandarin woman shook her head, saw his serious expression again, and thought that what he was about to say was purely a misunderstanding, but saw that the idiot fish was very entangled, walked back and forth a few times, and said to her: "Little mandarin mandarin fish, what are you talking about?" Call it a happy marriage?"

The king of inspiration felt that he was really at a loss. He was originally just a goldfish, living in a boundless lotus pond. One day, he suddenly turned into a human form. He was frightened by himself and thought it was the bottom of the lotus pond. The monster escaped from the lotus pond in a hurry, and flew in the air for a long time without knowing where it was going. When it came down from the clouds, it saw the huge river.

There used to be an old tortoise at the foot of the Tongtian River, and he built a water tortoise. Since the past dynasties, his ancestors have passed it down to him. Because he realized his roots and cultivated spiritual energy, he practiced here.One day when the sun was very good, he floated to the bank to bask in the tortoise shell, and then something fell from mid-air, hitting his tortoise shell just right.

Lao Yuan tried his best to turn his head to look, only to find that it was a naked man, and then the man took a step on his tortoise shell, slapped his feet, and turned into a thumping fat-headed goldfish.

It turned out to be a hardened monster.

Lao Yuan has no son or daughter, he feels that he is young, and has no one to take care of his water dependents, so he intends to take this fat-headed goldfish and become his apprentice and son. He taught the goldfish how to maintain its shape, He is not a monster, but himself. The first sentence that the fat-headed goldfish uttered was "I thought it was a monster, it scared me to death." It's only natural for the little monsters who don't understand things.

But when he finished teaching transformation and martial arts to the goldfish, he found that the goldfish was full of aura just like him, so he asked him where he lived before. The goldfish said that in a very big lotus pond, the old turtle Asked again how do you know it is a lotus, the goldfish said in a daze, I heard someone say that the old turtle combined the lotus and the aura, and quickly came up with a place in his mind, and then saw that the goldfish grasped the magic of calling wind and rain, moving mountains and seas, and comprehended it Extremely fast, I am more convinced of my guess.

Lao Yuan taught Goldfish for seven or eight years, teaching him how to dress, teach him how to speak, how to lead the water family, how to practice spells, but he didn't teach him any love/love, so he let go, the inspiration king today Hearing Shuijuan's congratulations on his happy marriage, he couldn't figure it out, so he went back and looked through the mortal's short story books, but only found the words "beloved person", "fate" and so on separately. Forget it, let’s ask Xiao Mandarin first.

He asked very seriously, but Xiao Mandarin looked like he was about to faint.

The spotted-clothed mandarin woman replied angrily, "It's marriage!"

Silly Danyu let out a oh, suddenly realized, he knew this word, the scholar in the story book won the first prize, and usually wants to marry the princess, but getting married is to dress beautifully, have dinner with the bride, and then enter the bridal chamber , Just after blowing out the happy candle, four or five years later, I gave birth to both sons and daughters.

He thought about it carefully and found that getting married is not troublesome, it is something he has to do every day, if there is a small goldfish or a small mandarin fish, it must be fun, so he happily asked: "Then let's give birth to a small fish." how?"

The striped mandarin fish ignored him for three days.

The king of inspiration was wronged, he came to poach Xiaoshui's door every day, but Xiaoshui just ignored him, and finally he had no choice but to find his own subordinate, a smart Xiagu, Xiagu is not a girl, but a thin young man, after listening to him , oops, and said: "My lord, you haven't asked for a marriage, you want to have a baby...too hasty, too hasty, things like feelings can't be forced, you have to take your time."

The Inspiration King answered him by citing the example in the storybook. Xiagu had never been to the human world. Staring at the storybook, the two monsters studied it all afternoon, and finally came to the conclusion: mortals may have different structures from their monsters, and the king is still young. Read the books of mortals to see if there are any stories about monsters getting married.

I've been looking for this book about monsters and marriages for a long time, and the king of inspiration knew that Xiao Mandarin didn't like him talking about giving birth to little fish, so he never said anything about it, being careful, for fear that Xiao Mandarin would still be as angry as last time.When falling asleep at night, I also let Xiao Mandarine sleep in the bed, nestled on the edge of the bed, thought for a while, and then said: "If... If I change into my original shape at night, Xiao Mandarin, you can just kick me off. "

The striped mandarin woman said: "Oh, that's not necessary, just keep your mouth shut, or the bed will get wet again."

And she suspects that the shrimp demon who made the bed always wonders why the king's bed is so wrinkled, as if it dries up after running through water, so he inevitably thinks about things he shouldn't think about.

The king of inspiration happily responded, pulled the quilt, and lay down straight, thinking that Aunt Xia still hasn't found the incense candles that mortals can use. Once they are extinguished, two children will jump out of the incense candles, next time I want them After urging him, he stretched out his hand and shook it, and the candle went out by itself.

The striped mandarin woman sleeps a little restlessly at night. She dreamed of the Master Sanzang, but she couldn't see his face clearly. Some of the little demons said that he was three heads and six arms, blue face and long fangs, scarier than monsters, and some said he was handsome. Abnormally, a smile can seduce people's souls, and then she dreamed of a three-headed monk, with two faces on the left and right, and the face in the middle was confused and couldn't be seen clearly, but subconsciously felt that it seemed to be an extremely beautiful face. Suddenly, she saw the face clearly again, and found that it was the face of a silly fish, and suddenly woke up from the dream.

Then the two extremely bright eyes beside her stared round and stared at her.

The striped mandarin woman lifted the quilt, covered her face, calmed down her heartbeat, and asked, "Why don't you sleep?"

Silly fish, huh huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. Come before me!"

The spotted-clothed mandarin woman was silent and did not speak, while the silly fish purred a few times, and then said to herself: "White neck... what kind of monster is this...it is white and long. It's the neck—"

"Mushroom essence?"

"dragon?!!"

The striped mandarin woman sat up in shock, and the idiot fish who guessed the mushroom essence didn't know what happened. Seeing her sitting up, she quickly lit a candle and asked her, "Dragon? What is a dragon? What's wrong with you, little mandarin mandarin fish?" The mandarin mandarin woman in striped clothes didn't answer him, she only got a little information about Sanzang, but she didn't know anything about his disciples, if one of his subordinates was a dragon, then they would have no advantage at the bottom of the water.

The more she thought about it, the more confused her heart became. Silly Danyu looked at her with a confused expression, and tried to call out the little mandarin fish. The striped mandarin woman tried to calm down, and comforted Silly Danyu: "It's okay, I'm just a mushroom spirit. I'll listen to you." You said that Mushroom is a little hungry, go find something to eat, and go to bed first."

Silly Danyu grabbed her dress and said in a panic, "I... I'm a little scared."

The striped mandarin woman patted his head: "It's okay, I'll call that aunt in."

She left in a hurry, and then a still thin Xiagu jumped in: "My lord! I heard you were having a nightmare! Xiagu, here I come!"

The striped mandarin woman changed back to her original shape and swam down the Tongtian River overnight. I don't know how long she swam, she dug a hole from the bottom, got out, and hurriedly headed east. In the Heishui River of time, I went to find the dragon in it, but found that the water mansion underneath was empty, and there was not even a single aquarium left. Not anymore.

She returned to the shore from the water, and suddenly saw a little monster standing on the bank, the little monster also recognized her, and the spotted-clothed mandarin woman hurriedly asked him, "Where's your king?"

The little demon wept and said: "A few days ago, a monk and his disciples came, and one of them was the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. Naturally, his cousins ​​were no match for his own family, and the king was arrested."

The striped mandarin woman's heart is cold, there are not many dragons in the world, and there are even fewer dragons who are directly related to the dragon kings of the four seas, and one of Sanzang's subordinates is a dragon son. The little demon asked her how she was, and the striped mandarin woman replied: "The monk is now Here we are."

The little demon showed a look of panic: "I heard from other monsters that this monk has killed countless monsters all the way here. It's like going to one place and killing a demon king. You have to be careful!"

The striped mandarin woman asked again: "Then...if you don't provoke that monk, will he get rid of the demon?"

The little demon said affirmatively: "Yes! It is said that no matter whether you provoke him or not, as long as the monk is a monster and has eaten people, he will save him!"

The striped mandarin woman bid farewell to the little demon, and returned to the bottom of the Tongtian River with many worries.

As long as it is a monster that has eaten humans, then the monk must be overthrown, but humans also eat their aquariums. Before they cultivated to become monsters, how many fish of the same clan were eaten by humans. It is not a sin, so how can it be a sin for them to eat people?Is it possible to let them eat the same kind?

Whether they withdraw the ice, whether they provoke the monk or not, the monk will come to rescue them, so there is no other way, they can only fight the monk to the death to see whether the monk rescued them or they devoured the monk.

That aunt Xia just sat on the side of the bed, not daring to sleep, seeing her coming, she hurriedly got up, and the striped mandarin woman fell asleep with her clothes on, suddenly the face of that idiot fish was close to her.

"Little mandarin fish, you said that the one with the white neck is a dragon, right?"

The strip-clothed mandarin woman's first reaction was that the talkative Xia Gu said something, and the silly fish continued: "Xia Gu told me that the dragon is the most powerful aquarium in the world, and it is precisely because of this , Xiao Mandarin can’t sleep?”

She felt that since the silly fish knew, there was no need to hide it from him, so she nodded, and the silly fish put the quilt on her body, with a serious expression: "Don't worry, little mandarin fish, I will definitely fight the dragon."

And on the Tongtian River, due to the magic of the Inspiration King, suddenly heavy snow fell from the sky, freezing the entire river surface, and the cold wind blew into the house, making the blanket cold and the pillow cold.Bajie woke up first, he was shaking all over, coughing, he pulled the quilt in his hands to cover himself, the monkey was sleeping beside him, when he heard the movement, he turned over in a daze, and scolded: "Why is the idiot moving? "

Sanzang also woke up. Although he is a martial artist with pure Buddha power circulating in his body and is not afraid of the severe cold, he still felt something. Subconsciously, he put on his cassock and got up to look out the window. The fog was heavy, the snow was flying heavily, and the sky was covered, and it was white as far as the eye could see.But it is still the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, why is it so cold and snowy? Seeing Sanzang get up, the monkey followed him to the window, saw the scenery outside the window, and wondered, "Grandpa has been asleep for how many months?"

Ba Jie only felt that the cold was to the bone. He practiced water technique, and he had never been so afraid of the wind and snow. Trembling, he rushed to Xiao Bailong's side. As soon as Xiao Bailong opened his eyes, he saw his second senior brother rushing towards him. When he came over, he was still muttering: "Go, let me use it for you."

Gun Gun also felt the coldness at this moment, he and his second senior brother each hugged Hong Boy's arm, and they rolled up the curtain behind them thoughtfully, and asked, "Why are you afraid of Mortal Snow?"

Ba Jie hugged that arm, felt the ironing of the real fire of samadhi, and then slowly recovered: "It's not the snow in the world, I think it must be the snow made by monsters. We are practicing together, and the feeling is deeper than you—— Is that the monster under the Tongtian River?"

The demons in the house speculated for a while, and soon the old man of the Chen family led two boy servants to clear the way, and the two sent out hot soup to wash their face.After a while, he brought tea milk cakes and charcoal fire, and they all went to the wing room to enjoy it with Sanzang and his party.

Bajie and Xiaobailong stood beside Honghaier, one left and one right, Honghaier was flattered, the monkey said to him: "Eldest nephew, please behave well and appease your second senior brother, your third senior brother will be fine. In other words, your karma is even more important."

Hong Hai'er worked harder, everyone in the room shouted for Nuan Nuan Nuan, and asked the boy servant to remove the charcoal fire.

But Sanzang wanted to go outside the house to see what happened. When the group came to the bank of the Tongtian River, they saw the river was completely white, and there were actually people walking at the intersection, carrying luggage and parcels, in a hurry.

Sanzang asked the old man of the Chen family, "Where are these people going on the ice?"

Chen Laodao: "The holy monk doesn't know something. The other side of the river is the country of Xiliang women. These people are all engaged in business. What is worth a hundred yuan here is worth tens of thousands over there; what is worth a hundred yuan over there , It can be worth tens of thousands of dollars here. Benefits are more important than capital, so people go regardless of life and death. There are five or seven people in a boat, or a dozen people in a boat. You have to give up your life. Seeing that the river is frozen now, you risk your life and walk."

Sanzang whispered to the monkey: "Take a look, is it a monster or a mortal?"

The monkey responded, and he went out of his body, jumped into the air, pressed on the cloud and looked down, those passers-by turned into various water monsters in his fiery eyes, and at a glance, there were also several mortals there, But most of them are monsters.

The monkey suddenly realized what kind of tricks the monster was going to use. He landed on the cloud and muttered a few words next to Sanzang: "Master, it really is a monster. This monster is so powerful that it can even affect the younger brother. How can ordinary fish monsters do this?" Ability, maybe another fairy family ran out."

Sanzang nodded in agreement, he killed the ordinary monsters with a single stroke of the Zen stick, most of the unusual monsters had their own origins, and they could not be defeated. He said to the old man of the Chen family: "The poor monk is here. Thinking about how to deal with monsters, seeing the benefactor shivering from the cold, it is better to go back first.

The old man naturally agreed and left first. Sanzang sent Bajie to the Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea to look for the Avalokitesvara, and the little white dragon stayed behind to prevent the monster from hiding in the Tongtian River. He then ordered the monkey to continue to return to the cloud, so that he could see the Avalokitesvara. Whoever is a mortal will be dragged off the ice with his people and goods.

The monkey was a little puzzled, but he still followed Sanzang's instructions. Fearing that they would get in the way, the few mortals made a sleepy bug and knocked them down, then threw them far away on the shore, and then returned to Sanzang's side.

Sanzang turned around and said to the red boy, "Which one do you think is stronger, your Samadhi True Fire or this Ice and Snow Demon Art?"

Honghaier didn't even think about it, so he said, "Master underestimated me, Honghaier, and this Samadhi real fire. This fire is the fire of the heavens, and snow is just a monster's spell. Why don't you give it a try?"

He just said casually, but unexpectedly, Sanzang praised: "Shang Ke, try breathing fire on the ice?"