[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

When Sanzang heard the monkey's words, he thought about last night when he talked about praying for holy water, but he didn't let him continue talking, but he didn't expect him to mention it again in the hall, and his face became subtle in an instant, and flashed in his mind. After seeing some scenes that he couldn't bear to look at directly, the Pohou was still in high spirits, and it was written all over his face: Do something!Do something!Grandpa wants to do something!

Xiao Bailong just happened to see his master's face as dark as iron, and said coldly to the red boy beside him: "Do you see the face of master? If you do things like senior brother, I will..."

He saved the last half of the sentence to add what happened in the future, and the red boy was very wronged, and whispered: "I don't want to, uncle is too enthusiastic." Bajie beside him was not interested, facing the roller blind Whispered: "That monkey's mouth is too broken, why not wait for the king to taste the holy water, and take revenge for the monks..."

Seeing Sanzang whispering behind him, Huli Daxian looked at him with sympathy and gloating expression, and the schadenfreude also contained a delicate expression. The leading master also showed no reluctance to mention it. At first, he just had a thought bubble in his heart. , was quickly suppressed by him, and now the bubble gradually grew, crackling and crushing other guesses, dangling in his mind, forcing him to look directly at this guess that he was least willing to accept.

"You and the other monks are so bold! How dare you pretend to be a god to deceive us! You changed the holy water?!"

The monkey looked innocent and said, "What you Taoist said is interesting. If you hadn't been so hard last night, and grandpa Tianzun took a sip, otherwise where would the holy water be offered? Grandpa never forced you to drink it. You drank it the other way." With relish... What color is like gold, strange fragrance, endless aftertaste, didn't you, a Taoist, say?"

Immortal Hu Li blushed, he was usually so polite, last night he exhausted his academics and squeezed out such a flattering sentence, who would have thought that today he would be treated as a laughing stock by the court, he insisted Imposing, he asked: "Then where did your holy water come from? Water in the river?"

The monkey looked at his last struggle with pity: "No, it's Grandpa's crotch/entering the water."

All the civil and military officials in the court and the emperor on the Dragon Throne were dumbfounded when they heard the explanation, and all the officials quickly lowered their heads, for fear of meeting the eyes of the national teacher and being mistaken for a snicker by him, it would be very bad. The face of the national teacher has turned into a dark purple red when the fruit is ripe, his hands are clenched into fists the size of vinegar bowls, his bones are creaking, and his beard is full of anger. And beside them, Immortal Yang Li, the master of the Three Kingdoms who had been covering half of his face, suddenly laughed out loud in the silence.

He has always covered half of his face tightly, with a pair of eyes exposed all over his body, with peach blossom makeup, eyebrows like crescent moons, the corners of his eyes are raised, the makeup is pink, and his eyes are rippling. , the voice was through the mask, a little low and muffled, although men and women could not be identified, but the voice of gloating in the words was not obedient: "I told you not to drink, and I will send it to my room. Are you happy?"

Immortal Huli glared at him, and lifted his collar with one hand, forcing him to lift his chin, but Immortal Yangli lowered his eyes and looked at him coldly. He rushed down to the palace, snatched the weapons from the guards, and slashed at Sanzang amidst the king's yelling that the national teacher should not be allowed and the officials all exclaiming.

Sanzang naturally went forward to meet him. At first, the king was worried that he saw the monk's blood splattered on the spot, but suddenly his eyes blurred, and he took a closer look, only to find that the two were already fighting together. The monk's figure was nimble, and his skill with his hands was even more extraordinary. He countered the force with skill, and after a while, he gained the upper hand.

Great Immortal Hu Li was shocked, so he couldn't help but also praised him. Sure enough, the monsters were terrified. Although the way is different, this ability is still worthy of his praise. He knew that if he compared his skills like this, he would not be able to take advantage. He couldn't use sorcery at this time, and blatantly killed people in front of the king, so he feinted and dodged, but he was hit hard on the leg bone, and he gritted his teeth in pain.The Great Immortal Lu Li hastily came down from the hall to support him, and called "Big Brother", the Great Immortal Hu Li twisted his expression, waved his hand, and signaled that he was fine.The Great Immortal Lu Li had an idea, he turned to the hall, cupped his hands towards the king, and said: "Your Majesty is laughing. Buddhism and Taoism cannot coexist between us. Yesterday, my disciples were disrespectful to them, and it was a disaster." They blamed me for fighting like this. I was rude to fight like this. Earlier, a villager came to Sanqing Hall to beg me, saying that there would be no rain this year, but he was afraid that the summer months would be dry. There is no basis for the words, why don't you let the elder brother make gestures with the monk to see who can get the rain, and the loser will be sent to the killing field to be tortured to show the public—I don't know if Master Sanzang dares to make gestures?"

Hate, anger, and malice were intertwined on his better face, and when he bit out those words, his voice was very soft, with a murderous intent on the tip of his tongue, his eyes focused on Sanzang, approaching step by step like a beautiful snake.But the king in the hall stroked his palm and said: "The national teacher's idea is good. That Sanzang Dharma Master, you know the monks in the Tang Dynasty, but now why do I respect and destroy the monks? It's just because there was a severe drought that year, and I held a meeting with the monks to build a Buddhist temple. A little rain; fortunately, three national teachers descended from the sky, waved their hands into clouds, covered their hands as rain, and rescued the charcoal. You waited for today to come far away and offended the three national teachers. You should have asked the crime immediately and pushed them out. Now the national teacher is for you Waiting to beg for mercy, let me forgive you, dare to bet with my three national teachers to win the rain? If you pray for a sweet rain and save the people, I will forgive your crimes, change the Guanwen, and respectfully invite you to go west. If you can't win the bet and there is no rain, you will be executed according to the division of the state division."

The monkey laughed in his heart, thinking that it would be so easy for you to kill him. Grandpa didn't say, even a monk needs someone to catch him first. It's ridiculous, so he promised: "Joke, my master has eliminated countless demons, It's just a small matter, Bibibi!"

When the king saw what he said, he ordered his officials and servants to clean the mandala, taught him from the side, and said, "Show me, my widow will go to the Wufeng Tower to watch."

The king put on a guard of honor and went away first. The monkey looked back at Sanzang and looked at him, asking innocently, "Master, you are so powerful, it should be easy to ask for rain."

Sanzang said coldly, "No."

The monkey quickly picked up: "It doesn't matter, grandpa will, but the master wants grandpa to help?"

Sanzang also had a thoughtful expression, and then said: "No need, wait for the monsters to beg for rain first, and just beat them back to their original forms as a teacher."

The monkey was dumbfounded, and let out an ah. He planned to be triumphant, and waited for Sanzang to beg him, but he didn't know that Sanzang had this idea in mind, but Sanzang had already seen through his intentions. He smiled and strode out.Only then did the monkey realize that he had been fooled by Sanzang's serious expression.

There is a sutra in the Buddhist scriptures, "Buddha Says Dafang Waiting for Big Clouds to Ask for Rain", but it is very long and lengthy. It is necessary to invite dragon kings from all over the world to spread the earth, water, wind, fire, and dust clouds. Sending sweet rain, if he has the spare time to recite scriptures for several days, it would be more enjoyable to kill the monster with a Zen stick.These words are not empty words, just look at the situation and make plans.

Hundreds of officials embraced the king and went to the Wufeng Tower. From time to time, someone came to report that the mandala was ready, and invited the Grand Master to go up the altar. Rain, but Sanzang said: "We pray for rain together, but we can't tell you and me. You go first and I go second."

Great Immortal Hu Li thought he was scared, sneered, cupped his hands at him, and said: "Master is so polite, this time I go up to the altar, I just look at my token as a token: once the token rings, the wind comes, and the second rings The clouds rise, three thunders and flashes sound together, four times the rain arrives, and five times the clouds disperse and the rain gathers. This is my Taoist five thunder method. I don’t know how Buddhism prays for rain. I will ask the master to open my eyes later.”

Although the monkey said that he was not happy with Sanzang before, how could he see the monster sneering in front of him, mocking him for his incompetence, so he laughed and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, the Taoist priest is so powerful, I will go to see the Taoist priest's skills later. how."

The Great Immortal Hu Li strode forward with his sleeves fluttering, Sanzang and his party followed behind, Bajie secretly pulled the monkey's sleeves, and asked him, "Are you going to make trouble again?" The monkey glanced at him, "It's not grandpa." He boasted that Fengpo Yuntong, Leigong and Dianmu, and the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas all had friendship with Grandpa, and if they were allowed to make things convenient for the monsters in front of Grandpa, they would be making trouble." He whispered to Na Sanzang again: "Master, Grandpa knows your plan, why don't you ask for rain first, as a meritorious deed, and then fight monsters later, how about?"

Sanzang knew that he would not allow the monster to get rain as he wished, but if there was no rain, the people at Liming would inevitably suffer from drought again, so he agreed.Several people were planning behind, and they had already reached the gate of the altar.There is a high platform in the mandala, about three feet high, on the left and right sides of the platform there are 28 constellations Jinzhi flags, on the platform there is a table of eight immortals, on the table is a black incense burner, and the cigarettes in the furnace are straight, rising into the sky and going straight.

Immortal Huli stepped onto the stage, and soon a disciple handed him a vessel. The monkey couldn't see the object under the stage. I don't know what the faint water is, the Immortal Hu Li dipped his fingers in the water and wiped it from his eyes.

The monkey watched his eyes get wet with the water, the pupils contracted, and turned into sharp vertical pupils, like a wild beast, emitting a faint blue light. He stretched out his hand and drew a spell in the void, shouting: " Wind blows!"

A blue tiger struggled from the talisman, opened its mouth and roared, but the mortals below seemed not to be able to see the tiger. The monkey heard the tiger roar a few times, and then saw the wind blowing in the midair. .

He didn't expect that monster to be really capable, so he jumped on Jiuxiao, and was about to catch Granny Feng and Xun Erlang who were clothing the wind to settle accounts, but they were nowhere to be seen. Che Chi country above.

The monkey thought that the tiger must be weird, so the stick in his hand became longer, and he gave it a good shake at the eye of the wind, but he was afraid that some of them would slip through the net to make it easier for the monster, so he jumped in, closed his eyes, and beat it indiscriminately. Shaking it around, the wind that gathers the monsters is messed up, repeating the calm.

He just jumped back and fell back into his body.

The monster tried its best to shout Fengfeng again, the surroundings were quiet, and the monkey had to greet him from below: "Master Daoist, where is the wind?"

Sanzang began to think about the possibility of the monster becoming angry and abandoning the Taoist setting, and directly changing back to its original form.