[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

The monster that was coming towards him was very strong and strong, with a long body, strong arms, and a head of golden hair. When Ba Jie looked closely, he found that his eyebrows were also golden, but his eyes were a rich purple color, which was very strange. , and heard the young master call Jinjiao brother again, only to know that the two of them look so dissimilar, but they are actually a pair of brothers.

The monster Jinjiao strode up to the young master, skipped Bajie first, grabbed the young master and looked him up and down, after making sure that there was no injury, he asked the little demon leader: "You two kings, where are you going?" Where did you go? Why did you catch a mortal and come back?" The little demon leader was used to shouting all the way, and almost blurted out Bajie Daxian first, then immediately changed his words, saying: "My lord! This is not a mortal! It's that Zhu Bajie! I'll go down the mountain later. I caught him and saw the Second Great King talking to him, so I brought him back!" Bajie also put on a show, and cupped his hands at the Great King: "Well, then it is that Bajie, not a pig, who came to the mansion Disturb me." Jin Jiao glared at him, and was about to shout angrily, but the young master Yin Jiao stepped forward and grabbed his elder brother.His voice was naturally not as powerful as his elder brother's, it was thin and weak, but it was extremely firm: "Brother Jin Jiao, I brought this back."

His elder brother's fierce look on his face has not yet been taken away, but the young master Yinjiao does not back down at all. Jinjiao glared at him for a moment, but finally he was defeated: "Okay, okay, okay, you can bring whatever you like, but this time I can't raise it!" The young master Yin Jiao said with a confused face: "Raise? I just talk to him, look at the bird—"

Jin Jiao went crazy after hearing those three words: "No bird watching!!"

The little boy Yin Jiao became more and more puzzled: "Why? The birds are so cute, why can't we see them?"

Jin Jiao's face twitched, but Bajie couldn't help laughing out loud, and even laughed at Jin Jiao a few words: "If you talk dirty with grandpa, you will have to tell you what it is to watch the birds. Why don't you come for a walk with the birds and talk to your brother?" Saying this, an elder brother has no shame." Jin Jiao bristled with anger, his golden hair was flamboyant before, but now the roots are sticking up, Ba Jie could even see white smoke floating from his head At the same time, the young master Yinjiao also added a line: "Walk the birds? How do you walk the birds? Use a string to hold them?"

He had an innocent and ignorant face, while Jin Jiao's face was ashen, and he couldn't explain to his younger brother that he was thinking crookedly, but when the pig told him, the crookedness became even worse, and the pig was also biased. So ignorant and triumphant, it seemed that he still had a basketful of extended passages about watching birds waiting for him, and he almost waited for him to speak again. Finally, he snorted angrily, turned around and scolded the leader of the little demon: "Stay here for nothing!" Wow! Drag that pig down! Wash it and change its clothes before sending it to your second great king’s room! Where is the little boss! Take those scrolls and continue to search for Sanzang!”

Jin Jiao didn't mention the picture scroll, but when he mentioned the picture scroll, the little boy Yin Jiao's eyes lit up instantly, and he quickly pulled his elder brother's clothes, saying: "Brother Jin Jiao, Ba Jie said that those paintings are not similar! His painter Very good, why not let him draw those figures?" Jin Jiao first heard this remark, first thought Yin Jiao's suggestion was unreasonable, then thought about it, quickly agreed, and smiled at Ba Jie, "It turns out You are good at painting, this is interesting, my lord, I want to catch your master, the little demon under him has only seen it once from a distance, and the painting is not like, as expected, I still want to invite people who get along with me every day, please please."

Ba Jie secretly said in his heart, he didn't expect that he had cheated himself, the little boy Yin Jiao looked at him happily, his eyes were shining like stars, and he said to him: "Just now you drew me so well, I don’t know how to paint your master.” Then a little demon moved the table to serve the ink, spread out the rice paper, and handed over the millet, everything was ready, just waiting for Bajie’s masterpiece.Bajie thought in his heart, if you see the master, there are only two endings, or kill him first and then save him, or directly save him, teach you to take the fuzzy portrait, and it would be bad for other monks passing by, why don't I send them For a ride, go see the master as soon as possible.Thinking of this, he didn't push and procrastinate, stepped forward to pick up the hair, without thinking, let alone pausing, seeing Sanzang's face and demeanor every day, it was vivid in his mind, as if engraved in his mind, on the rice paper The strokes of the pen are like flying, first outline the lines, then seem to be random, fill in one piece on the left, fill in one place on the right, his eyes never leave the rice paper, his eyes are full of Sanzang's daily words, and he draws a lifelike pattern in a short time , and finally tapped a stroke in the middle of the pair of pupils, twisted the gold powder presented by the little demon with his fingers, sprinkled it on the Sanzang cassock/roof, and then waved the sleeves of the robe, the rice paper was lifted up with the wind, hanging in mid-air, impressively It was just a lively Sanzang standing in front of them, with a cold face and a Buddha's light shining everywhere.

The scroll that originally depicted the portrait of Sanzang was also unrolled and displayed on the side. When the two sides were compared, the score was immediately higher. The little demon who had seen Sanzang was terrified when he saw Bajie's painting, and called Grandpa Sanzang. , was dragged down by Jin Jiao's order, and he didn't know how to deal with it.The young master only looked at the portrait, opened his mouth slightly, and enlarged his eyes, feeling incredible and admiring. He used his finger to draw a stroke, Jin Jiao looked at the portrait, and praised in his heart that he deserved to be able to remove it. The bone demon's monk was really unusual, he couldn't be underestimated, so he sent another forty or fifty little demons to go down together to find the Tripitaka, and then he ordered Ba Jie to paint his brother again.

Ba Jie originally painted Sanzang, but with a deep love, now he wants to paint the monkey who fights against each other every day, the rolling curtain with a stiff face, and the little white dragon who often loses his mind at that time, but he is reluctant in every way. , reluctantly drew a monkey carrying a stick, a water demon carrying two cages, and a horse, then threw a pen and said, "Grandpa is not familiar with them."

Jin Jiao could not wait to pull out the Seven Star Sword from his waist, and stab the pig who could see why he didn't want to draw at a glance, but his ineffective younger brother was still at the side, and it was not the time to strike, so he had to hold back and ordered his little brother The demon drags Bajie out.Ba Jie enjoyed himself very much. First he took a bath and changed his clothes, then he soaked in the steaming mountain hot spring pool for a while and drank the warm wine. Not long after, he saw the two brothers, the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, coming together In this hot spring pool, after taking off their clothes, they also entered the water together.

"Didn't you just say that grandpa would be washed and sent to Yinjiao's room, why are you so enthusiastic now that you want to treat grandpa with sincerity?" Bajie took a sip of his wine and paid respects to them.The little boy Yinjiao first walked towards him wearing a hot spring. He was only wearing a white undershirt. His long black hair was let down, and the wet ends of his hair stuck to his body together with the clothes, making his face even more tender. Sitting beside him: "After you didn't come for a long time, Brother Jin Jiao brought me here to find you."

Bajie responded, but Jinjiao didn't have any clothes on like his younger brother. He took off all his clothes boldly on the shore, revealing his strong muscles, eight-pack abs, and some things that Bajie didn't want to see. Unwilling to describe the part, he got out of the pool, walked towards Bajie, smiled maliciously, and suddenly said: "My lord, I think you are very capable, why don't you help me think about how to eat pork to be delicious?" Mile."

Just now he had a verbal confrontation with Bajie, but they were all defeated. He thought that the pig was a thick-skinned master after all, and even his brothers could not take it to heart, he would not discuss his own safety as if nothing had happened, so he came out. This statement said.But Jin Jiao still underestimated Bajie's face, he was so excited, he discussed 66 ways to eat pork with him: "After all, he is a monster with short knowledge. Grandpa is not surprised, but pork is an ordinary food, and he doesn't know how to eat it." It’s delicious to eat, it’s true that you’re incompetent.”

Seeing that he still had something to say, Jin Jiao first swallowed his breath and said please, then saw that Bajie was eloquent, and began to talk about the banquet in the heaven, the imperial dining room in the heaven, taking the whole pig, but only the essence of it, But it is not allowed to cut off the meat and stew it directly, so the whole pig, five-legged pheasant, six-legged sea duck, flying fish, and white fat bear's paw are stewed together, and the peach blossoms, The flat peach leaf separates the chicken, duck and fish paws, only takes the flavor from the meat, isolates the oil from the meat, stews the pig until soft, takes a gold knife and silver knife, roasts it with a fairy fire, quickly cuts the piece of meat, and then uses the flat peach Wrapped in leaves and fixed with white jade branches—what do you think the white jade branches are?It is dozens of emerald pigments, boiled into clear water soup, condensed by ice and snow, inserted/inserted into hot meat, the soup will melt in the meat, and the plate used is a ten thousand year ice and snow plate, and the flat peach leaves are placed Sealed, all are presented to the gods, untie the peach leaves, the meat is fragrant, there is a clear soup in the meat, the meat is hot, the soup is cold, the meat is fragrant, soft and creamy, the soup is delicious and sweet, even a small mouthful, aftertaste endless.And to make this meat, there are so many ingredients needed, even if you get the recipe in the mortal world, you can't make it. It's normal for you monsters not to know it.

The Golden Horn was stunned and greedy. His hobbies were completely opposite to his younger brother. His younger brother loved flowers, birds, landscapes, and all natural things, but he only loved food. He had to serve a table of delicacies for three meals a day. , even the cook asked the little demon to plunder from the mortal palace, and ordered him to cook differently. Now I know that the human world is naturally incomparable with the fairy world. Hai Ya had never heard of it, and I was afraid that Ba Jie made it up to coax him, but seeing Ba Jie kept reminiscing about it, he sighed to the point that he used to be the marshal of the canopy, and he could eat this dish once or twice, and the meat melted in his mouth , and take another sip of the soup, this dish is finished, but it's a pity that I have become a pig and followed a monk, so I can't eat it anymore, Jin Jiao felt that the dish should be true, so he asked There is no food that can't be seen in the world.

Bajie opened his mouth and came, and said a few more dishes, the ingredients were all kinds of weird and weird, and at the end he added that it was so delicious, it's a pity, it's a pity, even the golden horn was full of envy, wishing he could change Marshal Cheng Naipeng didn't ask much, he just wanted to let him have such a banquet, he was satisfied, and finally he was very regretful, and said: "It turned out to be the king, I missed it, I didn't expect you to have such a wide knowledge, so I should eat your senior brother first." Come on, tell me, how should dragon meat be cooked?"