[Journey to the West] Jagged Tang San Burial

The monster stood above the court hall, well-dressed and talented, and when the king asked questions, he was neither humble nor overbearing, nor did he kneel down.He was very imposing, and he was not like ordinary people. He said there: "Your Majesty, I am from Boyuezhuang, Wanzishan, east of the city. It is about three hundred miles away from here. My father was once the king of the subjugated country. At this place, hunting is a camp. I have been good at bow and horse since I was a child, and hunted with my father. Eighteen years ago, I led dozens of family children, released eagles and chased dogs, and unknowingly deviated from the road, and suddenly saw a colorful tiger. , with a comatose woman on his back, ran down the hillside in a panic. It was Wei Chen who shot the tiger down with an arrow, rescued the woman, and brought her to the village, asked someone to heal the wound, and warmed the soup with warm water She woke up and saved her life. After she woke up, the minister asked her where she was from, but she never mentioned the word "princess". The minister's parents also like her closely, so they have cooperated for many years. Unfortunately, the minister's parents passed away a few days ago, and the minister and the princess lived together. The princess just mentioned her identity the day before yesterday, so she came here in a hurry. I hope that your majesty will make amends."

Hearing what he said, the king spoke clearly, logically and without any flattery. The more he looked at it, the happier he was. After the monarch, the appearance is magnificent, the family is rich, the husband and wife are loving, and now the princess is lucky to be back, so they must not be separated.Thinking of this, he was overjoyed, recognized this family, and asked the monster's name. The monster claimed to be Kui, and his mother's surname was Mu. When he was born, his father was hunting a wild wolf, so his name was Kuimu wolf, the king immediately called a famous fortune-teller in the city, calculated the names of the two people, and the result was naturally happy. After he rewarded the fortuneteller, he immediately sent an order to seal Kuimu of Boyuezhuang, Wanzi Mountain, east of the city. The wolf is the third son-in-law, and teaches Guanglu Temple to arrange a big banquet. First, the third princess Baihua is ashamed, and second, the third son-in-law, Kuimu Wolf. mage.

The maidservant Princess Bai Huaxie was surrounded by her mother and returned to the harem, and the monster and Sanzang were welcomed to a certain palace to rest, bathe and change clothes.The bathing pool in the palace is also well-decorated. The maids hold their clothes and wait in the outer hall. The bathing pool is all made of jade and glass. Beside the pool are ten sculptures of strange beasts standing, spouting water from their mouths. The warmth is smoky.After Ba Jie entered the water, his muscles and bones were already weak, his eyes were closed, his face was full of enjoyment, he was sinking and floating on the water, his black hair was loose.He used to be a marshal in Tiangong, he had never seen any prosperity and wealth, and he was also a master who enjoyed it very much. After he came down to earth, he was reincarnated badly. He entered a poor family, and he didn't enjoy any splendor of wealth and honor in Gaolaozhuang. After going on the road, Sanzang even slept in the open air, and now he was amazed by the bathing pool, and hurriedly shouted to the master to come down quickly, this is also an excellent enjoyment in the world!

The rolling curtain leaned against a corner and said nothing, Sanzang hadn't entered the water yet, the little white dragon who was already in the bath suddenly had a whim, rubbed secretly under the water, and turned one hand back into a dragon's claw, even though the bath could hold several people. Ten people, when the dragon's claws were lifted, water splashed everywhere, and the sound was like thunder. Sanzang by the pool was the first to be soaked, and only one of his underwear was transparent from the water. The idiot in the pool seemed to be infected too. Xiao Bailong's whim, he couldn't help saying hello, but suddenly realized that something was wrong, covered his mouth with one hand, and pulled that bastard little junior with the other, yelling loudly.The maid outside the palace heard the commotion, and hurriedly asked the master what happened at the door, Bajie shouted loudly that it was okay, the little white dragon knew that he had caused trouble, so he obediently let Bajie pull him, his eyes were soaked, look To Sanzang, infinite sorrow.

Sanzang took off his underwear and went down into the bathing pool, and wrote lightly: "If there is a next time, sir, I see that you will like to get up early and practice more boxing with me." Little Bailong looked flustered, and rushed forward to hug him The master's thigh shouted, dare not dare, but Sanzang thought for no reason of that monkey who didn't know far away like the peach he promised, and looked at the monster again, and remembered to find that monkey to make a clear list. How many gods have also been involved, and where and where they became monsters.The monster didn't take it too seriously, instead he laughed and said, "You two have a very good relationship between master and apprentice, and I want to find an apprentice too."Xiaobailong coaxed Sanzang well, and asked the monster curiously: "What you said in the hall today is not false, is it true that you met the princess?"

The monster Kui Mulang was completely different from the handsome and unrestrained person in the hall at this time, his face hadn't changed yet, but his temperament was quite different. Sanzang thought to himself that the rest of the lady serving the fragrance was real or not, so he said, "Although my husband is a monster, he is stupid. Very" This sentence is reasonable, no matter what his face is, when he smiles, he always has an indescribably honest and silly atmosphere.The monster touched the back of his head and said: "It is true, but it is not the case. My wife also told the master that I am not an ordinary person. I have been looking for my wife since I came down to earth, but she is also looking for me. That day I brought the demon When I entered the mountain, my wife was surrounded by slaves to play in the mountains and rivers. She recognized me when she saw me, but I didn’t recognize her, but the little demon under my hand had already captured her and dedicated her to me. She was still young at that time. She is very, about seven or eight years old, no higher than my knees, raised her finger and pointed at my nose and yelled Kui Mulang, you are so brave! Only then did I recognize her, then hugged her back, and called her this to the little demons It was Mrs. Yazhai who was snatched—”

Bajie couldn't help but interject a sentence here: "Under your knees? Seven or eight years old? Don't you little demon privately talk about your special hobbies?"

Kui Mulang actually nodded in agreement, and had a forced smile mixed with helplessness on his face: "The lady is a child with an adult personality. She used to be arrogant and arrogant, but now she has softened a lot. She is gentle with me, but she still refuses Being bullied, the authority over those little demons is full of prestige." Ba Jie let out a groan, looked at him sympathetically, and said, "It turns out that you are a strict wife, and you have lost all your dignity. " But Kui Mulang refused to accept it, and said what you said in his mouth, you don't know the monk. Bubbles come.

It took a long time to take a bath and change clothes, and a few people came out, refreshed all over, with rosy skin, and changed into silk and satin clothes again, after dressing up, they went to the Yin'an Hall for the banquet.Sanzang still wore his underwear, covered in gold and red, he looked complicated and solemn, and was illuminated by the Buddha's light. The king and his ministers thought that they should also be holy monks from the country of the Eastern Rustic School, and the demeanor of the whole body was similar to that of the Baoxiang Kingdom. Unlike the monks and Taoists, he courteously set up the seat with the three sons-in-law. The three disciples were also very capable, so they arranged for their master to sit next to them.The appearance of mortals is not comparable to monsters after all, the two sons-in-law are much inferior, looking at the third son-in-law is ashamed, and hearing that it is the queen of some country in the past, he politely raised his glass to the third son-in-law.The third princess, Bai Huaxie, also put on a long dress with brocade patterns, her hair was decorated with pearls and emeralds, which was expensive but not ostentatious, her face matched the jewels, and she nestled in her mother's arms, saying those one or two words delicately.

Since Sanzang and others are monks, it is inconvenient for them to drink alcohol or eat meat and vegetables, so they substituted tea for wine at the table, and there was no trace of meat or meat. Sanzang and his entourage surpassed them ten thousand times, the king also had blue eyes, and felt dissatisfied, so he raised a wine glass to pay homage to the holy monk. He said that only when he saw the holy monk today did he realize how big the world is, how rich the East is, and how far we have seen. Little, I have to offer a cup of wine to the holy monk. Now I have a glass of wine, and the holy monk drinks tea.He just wanted to bully Sanzang, the wine glass was small, but the tea clock was square, even though it was tea, it was not a lot.Sanzang didn't pay any attention to him at all, he raised his eyes and glanced at him, the monk felt a chill all over his body, and before he said anything, he saw Xiao Bailong holding up the wine pot, with a faint smile on his face, and said: "This one Master, if you want to respect my master, you must first fill the wine glass." The monk looked at the wine glass in his hand, it was already overflowing, and he was disdainful, but said: "Then ask the holy monks to help me pour the wine."

The little white dragon didn't take the wine glass either, he poured the wine into the pot, the wine was three to five cents higher than the glass, not to overflowing, the monk was shocked, he could hardly hold the glass in his hand, the little white dragon was Holding the cup for him, the hand carrying the pot kept moving, just pour the wine as high as possible, just like a thirteen-story pagoda, full of sharp points, let alone beards.With this hand, he attracted the eyes of everyone at the banquet to this place, and now the monk knew that he had met an expert, kept prostrating and prostrating, and finally drank the full glass of wine, and was carried down. .Satisfied, Xiao Bailong went back to his table, thinking that he finally made up for the disrespect to his master in the bath, but Bajie approached him, and whispered that the method of forcing water is very good, and a senior brother would do it too , but I don't know why the younger brother wants to steal the limelight in front of the master, and whether he wants to learn from the older brother.Xiao Bailong didn't dare to answer, and began to think about the benefit of the monkey in his heart, so he secretly said that senior brother is worthy of being a senior brother, and it is good to tolerate that pig's tolerance and patience. It's better to pray for the early return of the elder brother.

Seeing that Xiaobailong didn't answer, Bajie didn't bother him, picked a few chopsticks to eat, and said it was okay. He especially liked a dish of vegetarian noodles. After a few words, when he turned around again, there was another plate of vegetarian powder on the table.The maid was still standing in front of the table, pointed to the roller blind with a smile, and said, "This is a master over there who asked me to move it here." Bajie glanced at the roller blind, but the roller blind didn't speak, Meeting his gaze, he quickly lowered his head to eat the food. Xiao Bailong was very jealous and felt aggrieved, and muttered in a low voice: "It's obvious that I knew about the roller blind early." Bajie heard the sour taste in his words, Feeling inexplicably proud in his heart, he said: "Junior Junior Brother, it doesn't depend on affection, it depends on face."

Let’s not mention the verbal confrontation between Bajie and Xiaobailong here, Baihua leaned against the empress shamelessly, with a smile on his face, leaned into the empress’s ear, and said a few words in a soft voice: “Is the empress still alive?” I remember that my husband said in the court hall that he found a tiger carrying me and ran down the mountain. The tiger was not killed, so he was spared and let it go back to the mountain, but I don’t know how many people this guy has eaten, and he has cultivated into a demon. That's the top Sanzang master."